www.vampirechurch.com

[captain anarchy]

this site is about vampires and has free email i like vampires i want to be one.


http://www.vampirechurch.com

[Hiero]

http://www.vampirechurch.org is that what you mean

[RED FIRE]

Obscure...whist interesting.


this site is about vampires and has free email i like vampires i want to be one.

Let's relax now, and not get carried away.

[Purple]

all vampires are cursed and to be a vampire is not a gift, so you are actually talking bullshit... want to live in all eternity with pain piercing your mind? and the process in becoming a vampire last throughout several years were you can feel your body rot, and nothing but pain exists.... but hell yeah, who doesn't want to be an vampire...

[Jesus Christ]

wonderful

[MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr]

Come on folks, lets be realistic here. Vampirism is just some bored childs way to have a little "fun" aside from sniffing glue. There are no such thing as vampires. I don't even know why I bothered to post this...

[Hawker]

It's childish and who would want to be a vampire anyways,sure you may have supernatural powers and immortality but you sacrifice many things in life to gain them.For example your immortality isn't a gift,it's a curse,one day when all of your love one's are dead,nobody cares about you anymore,and you can't take the pain of being alone anymore you try to kill yourself over and over again to end the pain in your heart,but to no avail,but that would only happen if you weren't a vampire and were immortal,because everybody know's that driving a stake through the heart would kill a vampire.

[RAGING BULL]

blah, blah

[captain anarchy]

i wanna be a vampire i like the taste of blood and have drunk the blood of 7 girls. i can tell if you have enough iron in your system just by tasting your blood. and biting i like to bite wrists and necks and i like to be bitten. he he yay biting blood yay. sorry about that last sentence i tryed the glue sniffing thing just now.

[Ortega]

Wow... do these girls like being bitten?

[Purple]

there is something with blood that always have set pleasure to my lips... was at this goth-club for a while back, and everybody started drinking eachothers blood... scary, but rather amuzing....

[atlanticche]

that site is messed up

who the hell would want to ba a vampire its just plain wrong but i guess its better than going to hell or even worse wisconsin

[GrYnEt]

i have a friend who really want's to be a vampire....she is freaky

[captain anarchy]

yeah i bite my fiancee all the time it turns her on. all the other girls liked it to.some of them drank my blood to

[captain anarchy]

vampirism is not wrong it just strange to the close minded

[BuyOurEverything]

Well I'm all for biting and drinking blood but I think imortality would suck. I can't imagine never dying.

[hazard]

don't you people know anything about vampires?

they most certainly DO exist

fisrt off, vampires don't necessarilly ahve to drink human blood. or drink blood, so to speak. consuming flesh is itself a form of animal vampirism. if you wanna get technical.

now, biblically speaking, the first vampire was CANE. you know, the guy who killed ABEL. his bro. because abel sacrificed animals to God, and apparently God liked the smell of roasting meat better than the smell of roasting turnips and wheat, CANE got pissed at ABEL, and ended up sacrificing ABEL. which sort of infers that CANE IS ABEL in that since God liked the sacrificing of animals, he would have liked CANE better because he sacrificed the biggest, stupidist and most destructive anmal of them all. a human. anyway, God didn't see things this way and decided to punish CANE by forcing him to walk the earth forever. he, due to his immortality and preference for pointlessly slaughtering fellow humans, made him, according to many, the first VAMPIRE. it was, according to all rational religion, a lesson regarding human sacrifice and not to do it. I'll let you decide.

moving from here, CATHOLOCISM participates in the practice of TRANS-SUBSTANTIATION. you know when the priest quotes JC and goes off about "take this wine and drink it, for it is the blood of my sins" and so on? you know that part? well the RC faith still stands by the belief that the wine becomes the blood of JC! and the host, you know the little bread wafers, that becomes the flesh! and then, like a bunch of vampires, all the congregation goes up to eat it! and drink it! REAL BLOOD! most protestant heathen sects dropped this practice and claimed there is no such thing as TRANS-SUBSTANTIATION, but we all know better, don't we?
thus the modern day practice of communal vampirism. just don't ever try and steal a wafer from a priest. word has it that the crucifix they got is also a double edged sword that they use on would be thieves who want to test the host to see if it really is flesh or not.

all the wannabee vampires who go around drinking goats blood and shit are idiots. these are the real acceptable versions of vampirism in the mondern world. stemming from here are some very intriguing and interesting interpretations of this so called "occult" practice. check out the role playing game VAMPIRE:THE MASQUERADE or the card game JYHAD for more intel.

[Purple]

well, everone know that the bible has got everything wrong, so basicly what You are saying is wrong... But there is a couple of examples of true vampires if you check different sources.... try checking the name Elisabeth Bathory, or her original name was Erzsebet, or something... actually she wasnt a vampire but she was a real beauty :) !

[MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr]

This is so childish, run along children whilist I tame for thee a dragon for which thou mightith slay thine foes! Come the morrow we shall ride upon a fanciful unicorn and no such undead vermin shall put up arms against thee!

[Rastaman]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2004, 05:01 AM
don't you people know anything about vampires?

they most certainly DO exist

the rest is bs so i wont quote it...

damn hazard.. you are one hell of an ass. I mean all you do is disagree over and over again... every one of your posts starts with:

dont you know anything? its like this: blahblah etc
haven't you read a book? I read that it's: blahblah blah blahblah and so on
etc etc etc

And that episode where you were fighting with this other guy about usa vs canada.. damn listen to yoda:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfu6.jpg

[hazard]

rat:

you are a fucking imbecile. and I do feel the need to point this out to a guy who calls himself a rat. A FUCKING RAT.

which star wars movie did Yoda say that in? I've seen all of thema nd don't remember him saying anything like that.

[Chewillneverdie]

ummm its a joke lol, you didnt really fall for that did you? Sorry you can't notice a hint of sarcasm in someones typing

[Indysocialist]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/awesome1r.jpg

[Ralph]

that picture is old dude <_<

[RedAnarchist]

i vanna drink your blood&#33;


bwa ha ha ha ha ha&#33;


What did Dracula say to his freinds when he left school?
Fangs for the memories

How did Dracula&#39;s drugs operation end?
The police did a stake-out

[Ralph]

blood jokes :lol: :lol:








:ph34r:

[Le Libérer]

Originally posted by captain [email protected] 4 2004, 06:51 AM
i wanna be a vampire i like the taste of blood and have drunk the blood of 7 girls. i can tell if you have enough iron in your system just by tasting your blood. and biting i like to bite wrists and necks and i like to be bitten. he he yay biting blood yay. sorry about that last sentence i tryed the glue sniffing thing just now.
How completely vile&#33; All I can think about is disease when it comes to someone elses body fluids. Must come from going to 56 funerals in 10 years due to AIDS.

Heres a site for ya.
http://www.cdc.gov/

[Indysocialist]

One night 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first two order a glass of blood, the third one orders just a glass of warm water.

This trend continues over a matter of months until finally the bartender gets up the nerve to ask the third vampire why he orders warm water.

So that night the 3 vampires walk in an place their orders, but the bartender interupts and says, "Excuse, but I&#39;m not filling this order until you tell me why you keep ordering warm water&#33;"

The third Vampire whips out a used tampon and yells "Tea time&#33;"

[Purple]

grose...

[ZeroPain]

In a way kissing is a misplaced form of canibalism even if no flesh is consumed