Say What You Want XXVI

[Sentinel]

Continued from here (http://www.revleft.com/vb/say-you-want-t169620/index24.html). The previous thread had almost reached 500 posts, so I thought I might as well restart it as I was doing so with some other stickies here in Chit Chat.

[Landsharks eat metal]

I'm really happy right now for no reason :)

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Vacations are over :(

[Quail]

I'm really happy right now for no reason :)
Nice to hear for a change :) hope it lasts

[La Guaneña]

Had the worst trip ever watching the 4th harry potter movie while stoned as shit. :crying:

[Luc]

i wanna make total destroy

[Grigori]

I have finished my weekly lurk session and miss the insanity that once was. Hasta la proxima.

[Art Vandelay]

i wanna make total destroy

Well were both from Canada, so lets link up and make total destroy together.

[Quail]

I'll make total destroy in England at the same time, if you like. Making total destroy sounds fun.

[Luc]

Well were both from Canada, so lets link up and make total destroy together.

thoughts for first project: burn TV, break nazi houses' windows


I'll make total destroy in England at the same time, if you like. Making total destroy sounds fun.

Well we do share the same queen, lets do something about that :D

no worries Agent Smith we only kidding...

[Art Vandelay]

Saweet, lets set a date and time. Now were going to need to synchronize our watches folks. We could go look up the history of RAAN actions, on their website, for some ideas. I know they've done some smashy smashy and blew up a cop car once.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I'll spit on the sidewalk in front of a police station in solidarity

[NoOneIsIllegal]

I missed you Revleft. I'm going to make this a more frequent thing again. I can feel my nerdy anti-capitalist rage building up and I need a safe place to vent again. Missed you all <3

[Landsharks eat metal]

I missed you Revleft. I'm going to make this a more frequent thing again. I can feel my nerdy anti-capitalist rage building up and I need a safe place to vent again. Missed you all <3

We missed you too! Or at least I did

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I missed you Revleft. I'm going to make this a more frequent thing again. I can feel my nerdy anti-capitalist rage building up and I need a safe place to vent again. Missed you all <3
I was wondering when Hank Hill would return

[NoOneIsIllegal]

We missed you too! Or at least I did
Aw shucks :blushing: thanks!

I was wondering when Hank Hill would return
I have returned so we can all seize the propane and propane accessories under worker's control.

[Luc]

the sentence "I feel like I should kill myself" has an L in all the words except "I"

[Romanophile]

the sentence "I feel like I should kill myself" has an L in all the words except "I"

Current status of mind : blown.

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Português é uma linda língua.

[Romanophile]

Como diz‐se «el uno» em português ?

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

You mean the number?

It's 'um'. Simple as that. Or 'o um', if you want to use the article.

[Romanophile]

É o português tua língua materna, senhor ?

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Sim! :grin:

Qual a sua?

[Romanophile]

Infortunadamente, minha língua materna é o inglês.

[Goblin]

Ibsens ripsbusker og andre buskevekster

[Landsharks eat metal]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalala
here's a picture i found
http://beheer.uwhondenkat.nl/pictures/doginterviews/20071122-0.jpg'
i'm feeling really weird right now
in a good way sort of

[NoOneIsIllegal]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalala
here's a picture i found
http://beheer.uwhondenkat.nl/pictures/doginterviews/20071122-0.jpg'
i'm feeling really weird right now
in a good way sort of
oh
my
god

:grin:

[Bright Banana Beard]

Revleft is still the same shit.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Revleft is still the same shit.

Did you really expect it to be any different?

[Rugged Collectivist]

Comrades! If you were wondering about my absence over the past two months or so, it's because I moved across the state and I haven't had internet access since then. I'm generally happier in my new place, and for the first time in a while I feel optimistic.

I'm currently visiting my dad's house and I brought my computer so I could reconnect to steam and play my games. I got logged out accidentally and I've been playing medieval 2 total war and almost nothing else for like a month. I don't miss the internet enough to make trips to the library. I also don't like logging into my accounts there and I can't watch porn so there isn't much of a point anyway.

I should have internet access in the next few weeks but I miss you all and I want to give you special hugs.

Just checking in so you know I haven't died or anything.

P.S. Ostrinski 2013 rest in peace.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Did you really expect it to be any different?

No, but I still want to say it.

[LOLseph Stalin]

This site just had an ad for the Israel Birthright trips. For those of you who don't know, it's the Pro-zionist free trip to Israel for Jewish youth. I find it kind of funny it would be coming up on this site, which is ardently Anti-zionist.

[F9]

No, but I still want to say it.

who the fuck are you?:)

[Bright Banana Beard]

who the fuck are you?:)

Lol, ONOMOIA! How you been, football fan?

[Sinister Intents]

I want to tear all my porcelain white flesh off and walk into a KKK rally and make them guess my race.

[Rugged Collectivist]

This site just had an ad for the Israel Birthright trips. For those of you who don't know, it's the Pro-zionist free trip to Israel for Jewish youth. I find it kind of funny it would be coming up on this site, which is ardently Anti-zionist.

I think Google looks at the words that turn up most in our posts and spits out ads accordingly. We talk about Israel a lot so we get ads about travel to Israel. I've also seen legal travel to Cuba, tea party stuff, and as I type this I got an ad about some organization that helps veterans find jobs or something.

[Futility Personified]

willy bum bum

[F9]

Lol, ONOMOIA! How you been, football fan?

its OMONOIA!!!!!I ve been good.but seriously, who are you?:)i remember that avatar but i cant connect it with a nickname

[LOLseph Stalin]

I think Google looks at the words that turn up most in our posts and spits out ads accordingly. We talk about Israel a lot so we get ads about travel to Israel. I've also seen legal travel to Cuba, tea party stuff, and as I type this I got an ad about some organization that helps veterans find jobs or something.

There's a McDonald's one that keeps coming up too. The most reactionary and capitalist things are popping up :laugh:.

[ellipsis]

This site just had an ad for the Israel Birthright trips. For those of you who don't know, it's the Pro-zionist free trip to Israel for Jewish youth. I find it kind of funny it would be coming up on this site, which is ardently Anti-zionist.

It's also a Zionist conspiracy to have young Jew meet each other and make Jew babies.

[Honggweilo]

guess this little corner hasnt changed.. good :cool:

[Sentinel]

So great to have you back. Just so everyone knows this is the best stalinist you will come across in a while. ;)1

[F9]

guess this little corner hasnt changed.. good :cool:

<3 i missed you:wub:

[Lobotomy]

Apparently my avatar is from doctor who. I had no idea. I just picked it because I giggle when I look at it.

[Bilan]

guess this little corner hasnt changed.. good :cool:

My thoughts exactly!

[Sentinel]

Double awesomeness: not only is Bilan back; he is back as a CWI member!

Revleft gets better day by day! :)

[Q]

Double awesomeness: not only is Bilan back; he is back as a CWI member!

Revleft gets better day by day! :)

http://con-cdn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/photos/blogs/3941/not%20bad.jpg

[F9]

My thoughts exactly!

no shit man, a trot?wtf is wrong with all people around here?trots ate your minds and made you their zobies, i know it!

[Sentinel]

no shit man, a trot?wtf is wrong with all people around here?trots ate your minds and made you their zobies, i know it!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's the melody of the future. When will you convert?

[F9]

neva!!!!

[Crux]

no shit man, a trot?wtf is wrong with all people around here?trots ate your minds and made you their zobies, i know it!
All the cool kids are joining the CWI don't you know? ;)
Haha. Welcome back, Bilan.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Is there any particular reason why there seem to be a lot of people coming back lately? Or are they really not and I'm just crazy?

[ellipsis]

Is there any particular reason why there seem to be a lot of people coming back lately? Or are they really not and I'm just crazy?

Two former and long time users have been unbanned. Is that what u mean?

[Landsharks eat metal]

No, I just feel like a lot of people who have been away for a while but weren't banned seem to be showing up again. But I could be wrong. I can't think of any examples or anything

[ellipsis]

I had not notices that. It ebbs and flows. Praxis1966 is a good example, he's been around since forever and comes in and out.

[Sentinel]

The unbannings aside, maybe someone is also inviting people back..? :unsure:

;)1

And after a couple have returned it makes others even more inclined to. A cunning plan, huh?

[LOLseph Stalin]

Double awesomeness: not only is Bilan back; he is back as a CWI member!

Revleft gets better day by day! :)

It seems there's a lot of CWI members on this site.

[Sentinel]

I actually had no idea that Bilan had joined the CWI, nor did he that I had - before today. We live on opposite sides of the globe and had not talked in years, since the days both of us were ultraleftists.

But he accidentally saw a picture of me at an event I organised and approached me on fb. So I told him to drop by here. :grin:

[Quail]

Some of the spam that comes up on this forum makes no sense whatsoever. Like I don't see how anyone would read a nonsensical post about payday loans or something and then decide to click on the link.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Turns out one of the pages on FB I organized a troll attack on is actually admined by my ex. This will turn ugly...

[Landsharks eat metal]

The power just fucking shut off for no goddamn reason. At least the third time this week. At least it only stayed off for one second this time instead of two hours. (And this isn't just my house. It's at the very least my neighborhood)

[Leftsolidarity]

I just got punched in the nose in a pit. Fucking hurts.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I just got punched in the nose in a pit. Fucking hurts.
Once I fell in a pit, two guys stopped to help me up, were a little too enthusiastic, and threw me through the air, where I ended up landing weird and then falling again on my back.

[ellipsis]

Once I fell in a pit, two guys stopped to help me up, were a little too enthusiastic, and threw me through the air, where I ended up landing weird and then falling again on my back.

When I first read this, I thought that you had actually fallen into a large hole in the earth.

[Leftsolidarity]

Once I fell in a pit, two guys stopped to help me up, were a little too enthusiastic, and threw me through the air, where I ended up landing weird and then falling again on my back.


Man, my nose still hurts really bad.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Once I fell in a pit, two guys stopped to help me up, were a little too enthusiastic, and threw me through the air, where I ended up landing weird and then falling again on my back.

I got knocked down in a pit, and then 2 girls fell on me, one of them ended up sitting on my head.

[Sentinel]

Please continue discussing 'the game' here (http://www.revleft.com/vb/game-split-say-t179708/index.html?t=179708) - so the rest of us can continue discussing random stuff in this thread, without being drowned in posts about 'the game'. ;)1

[Landsharks eat metal]

It seems really weird that 5 of my friends who like the page on Facebook "I love being black" are really damn white.

[Goblin]

I got knocked down in a pit, and then 2 girls fell on me, one of them ended up sitting on my head.
http://cf2.foodista.com/sites/default/files/styles/featured/public/field/image/obama%20beer.jpg

[slum]

my godddamn roommate has had six to ten people over for the last few nights in a row drinking loudly, i have to be up at six am, she never cleans up after herself and i have gone down there twice asking them to KINDLY tone it down and they keep. fucking. screaming.

my rage cannot be contained.

also branch meeting tonight and then dinner with the local leninists who are wooing me, then i come back here and read all about kautsky, i don't know what to believe, damn it.

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

People drinking cannot keep it down, it's helpless.

[ellipsis]

also branch meeting tonight and then dinner with the local leninists who are wooing me,

this must be a leninist things, wooing/recruiting specific people into the organization. are they FRSO?

[slum]

People drinking cannot keep it down, it's helpless.

:(



this must be a leninist things, wooing/recruiting specific people into the organization. are they FRSO?

nah not MLs
i'm afraid they only love me for my body, which has two hands and can therefore hand out flyers (jk)

[F9]

tell them if they dont keep it down next time, i will come there and make them read 5 trotsky books!!if they still wont behave i will bring some tools to take care of this

[Landsharks eat metal]

I wish I were 6 ft tall.

[Sinister Intents]

What is everyone's favorite bird? Mines the crow :-)

Can I get PMed Posting advice for revleft?

[Luc]

What is everyone's favorite bird? Mines the crow :-)

Can I get PMed Posting advice for revleft?

Ravens > Crows :D but both are awsome

[nativeabuse]

I wish I were 6 ft tall.

I being 6'4 is annoying, everyone EVERYONE asks me ' Do you play basketball?' No I don't fucking play basketball already.

[Goblin]

Fuck da po-po!

[Luc]

this ham is rlly good!

[ellipsis]

I wish I were 6 ft tall.

Being tall means shorter people always ask you to reach things up high for them.

[slum]

i need to print some shit for class by monday but everywhere is closed because of jesus

[Art Vandelay]

I've been working pretty much all weekend and by the time I got off friday the liquor stores were closed, so I took a bottle of Jamesons from my step dad with the intent of replacing it. But now I can't today since this stupid fucking nutbag religious holiday so all the liquor stores are closed. Its really not a big deal, since I can just replace it tmro, but I feel bad and wanted it replaced before he came home.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

My head hurts fucking shit I am hungover

[Landsharks eat metal]

Being tall means shorter people always ask you to reach things up high for them.
Being short means you're the one doing the asking even if you really can't stand asking for help.

plus being 5'2" isn't a particularly masculine height and sometimes people bring that up when they tell me I'll never be a man.

[ellipsis]

Tom cruise is 5 4.

[RedAnarchist]

Being short means you're the one doing the asking even if you really can't stand asking for help.

plus being 5'2" isn't a particularly masculine height and sometimes people bring that up when they tell me I'll never be a man.

Those people are insecure idiots who think masculinity is measured in inches (in two different ways as well). What is important is being the man you are, not the man they want you to be, because their opinion is worthless to you.

[F9]

RedAnarchist
Urban Legend

10 years in this forum still you cant be original mate?:grin:

[RedAnarchist]

RedAnarchist
Urban Legend

10 years in this forum still you cant be original mate?:grin:

Nope.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543703_496606657055718_2092095808_n.jpg

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I'm absolutely drunk after two measly bottles of beer. This is ridiculous. My liver has turned against me as a consequence of its long inactivity I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.

[Leftsolidarity]

Being tall means shorter people always ask you to reach things up high for them.

and you have to bend down farther to pick things up

[F9]

Nope.

more of making a statement rather than asking:grin:

[Sentinel]

Re: discussion on height. It's an unfortunate fact that tall men indeed tend to get more respect in social circumstances. I'm 172cm, or 5'7,7, so just a bit under the average here, but it still annoys me.

At least 180cm/6 feet would have been nice. I sometimes wonder if my excessive obsession with bodybuilding at the age of 15-17 left me shorter than I would have been (my father was 5 cm taller than me)..

Never bothered to check if that's actually scientifically possible, or bullshit used to scare kids who take training 'too seriously'.

[ellipsis]

Re: discussion on height. It's an unfortunate fact that tall men indeed tend to get more respect in social circumstances. I'm 172cm, or 5'7,7, so just a bit under the average here, but it still annoys me.

At least 180cm/6 feet would have been nice. I sometimes wonder if my excessive obsession with bodybuilding at the age of 15-17 left me shorter than I would have been (my father was 5 cm taller than me)..

Never bothered to check if that's actually scientifically possible, or bullshit used to scare kids who take training 'too seriously'.

Aren't Scandinavians supposed to be tall? What wrong with you? U need to eat more American hormone meat like me!

[Sentinel]

Aren't Scandinavians supposed to be tall?


Perhaps - but I'm not ethnically a scandinavian, I'm finnish. We are our own distinct group, totally separate from others in many aspects.

I'm not sure what the average height is, but I'm fairly sure it's lower than in Sweden.

[Art Vandelay]

I'm pretty sure I'm around 6'1, although I always wanted to be like 6'4 growing up. My girlfriend is only about 5'5-5'6 though, so I guess my height is good enough as it is.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Re: discussion on height. It's an unfortunate fact that tall men indeed tend to get more respect in social circumstances. I'm 172cm, or 5'7,7, so just a bit under the average here, but it still annoys me.

At least 180cm/6 feet would have been nice. I sometimes wonder if my excessive obsession with bodybuilding at the age of 15-17 left me shorter than I would have been (my father was 5 cm taller than me)..

Never bothered to check if that's actually scientifically possible, or bullshit used to scare kids who take training 'too seriously'.
Na I used to lift weights like mad at that age and I'm the same height as my dad. Then again he did the same.

[Landsharks eat metal]

I wish I could exchange Revleft and real life. Then a lot of people irl would really like me and if everyone of Revleft was being a jerkass to me I could just leave much more easily than I could "leave" life

[La Guaneña]

I ate a whole bar of white chocolate and deeply regret it right now. :crying:

[Taters]

I ate a whole bar of white chocolate and deeply regret it right now. :crying:

WHITE CHOCOLATE?! You must have a masochistic streak.

[Art Vandelay]

I wish I could exchange Revleft and real life. Then a lot of people irl would really like me and if everyone of Revleft was being a jerkass to me I could just leave much more easily than I could "leave" life

Word. Except alot of people would still not like me and I have friends in real life, but I'd fit in better with you lot of weirdos :)

[Leftsolidarity]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/554078_428053973953318_1248956397_n.jpg

[Pirate Utopian]

Why does it say hat underneath the revleft logo?

[Lobotomy]

I like grandfather clocks.

[Paul Pott]

This sums up today:


:):(:grin:

[Landsharks eat metal]

I wish someone loved me...

[La Guaneña]

WHITE CHOCOLATE?! You must have a masochistic streak.

It's delicious and healthy. :cool:

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

So I had this file with the reaction rates for a specific nuclear reaction at various temperatures, and just wanted a quick plot, to see if my results even made sense, so I started up my entirely legal Mathematica and, of course, the damned thing refused to import my file.

So after about 20 minutes of trying to make Mathematica work, I was just about ready to resort to incantations when the imp of perversity overtook me and I renamed the file "temperature" to "LeonTrotsky". Mathematica imported it immediately.

The point, I suppose, is that even Mathematica takes the Bolshevik-Leninist line on Trotsky.

[Goblin]

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3087/2860634501_ae2dac9730.jpg

[bcbm]

yeah. i dont wanna goto sleep yet tho
bbut i dont wanna be in bed til like 8 pm tomorrow
problems:cool:

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Is it awful to complain about isolation and lonliness when it's at least 86% self-inflicted? I suspect so. Lucky that my wife is so tolerant of my moodiness.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

i'm fucking hungry

[Ele'ill]

can someone come and punch this guy sitting across from me he's playing some mouse click game at a public library

[PC LOAD LETTER]

can someone come and punch this guy sitting across from me he's playing some mouse click game at a public library
Just do it the librarian will probably thank you and then you'll get like VIP access or some shit

[Leftsolidarity]

i'm fucking hungry

Me too and I got nothing good to eat. Its been flooding today so I couldn't walk to the store and some jackass ate my hotpockets (no surprise). I'm low on food stamps too.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Me too and I got nothing good to eat. Its been flooding today so I couldn't walk to the store and some jackass ate my hotpockets (no surprise). I'm low on food stamps too.
I used to be real real hard up in like 2008, me and my room mate would go to the gas station and buy a pack of ramen each for like $0.60. Eat it raw, uncooked, like a fucked up rice crispie treat, and sprinkle a little seasoning before each bite. Plus drink water.


It expands in your stomach and lets you crash without that nagging gurgling in your stomach

[Leftsolidarity]

I used to be real real hard up in like 2008, me and my room mate would go to the gas station and buy a pack of ramen each for like $0.60. Eat it raw, uncooked, like a fucked up rice crispie treat, and sprinkle a little seasoning before each bite. Plus drink water.


It expands in your stomach and lets you crash without that nagging gurgling in your stomach

yeah, some people around here call it jailhouse chips when you eat it dry.

I actually just ate a packet of ramen but i like the broth. It's the best part.

[Brutus]

It's at my house, I'm working, but I'll take it.

Thanks! Didn't rorschach use a grappling hook

[Sinister Intents]

I hate myself and I want to die. Capitalism is ruining everything, I'm stressed all the fucking time, and I just came seem to fix things......

[Leftsolidarity]

I just said "haha" at the beginning and end of this message to a cute girl im flirting with and I feel really stupid now. It's little and stupid but I think it's really fucking lame when people put it at the beginning and end.

[Art Vandelay]

I hate myself and I want to die. Capitalism is ruining everything, I'm stressed all the fucking time, and I just came seem to fix things......

At least someone gets it.

[Art Vandelay]

I just said "haha" at the beginning and end of this message to a cute girl im flirting with and I feel really stupid now. It's little and stupid but I think it's really fucking lame when people put it at the beginning and end.

More like fuck the people who say 'lol' cause they are contributing to the demise of the english language.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Fucking bored, nobody is up at 5 in the morning :(. Nobody to text, nobody to chat with, nobody on here, it's lonely at 5 in the morning.

[ellipsis]

Fucking bored, nobody is up at 5 in the morning :(. Nobody to text, nobody to chat with, nobody on here, it's lonely at 5 in the morning.

im on.

[Sentinel]

I just poured what seemed as half a glass of cola light into my keyboard. Miraculously it is functioning perfectly, maybe as I immediately turned it around and most of it poured onto the desk (via the keyboard though).

Just recently the 'o' button got stuck in the bottom, but then came loose again. But that's the only malfunction so far.

[Le Libérer]

I have removed the images of arsenals from this thread. These kind of pics can be misrepresented and leave those responsible for this board liable. Right now is not the time to be posting gun fetish on this board. Don't do it again.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

im on.

That was hella cute, I blushed a little when I saw this.

[La Guaneña]

I'm happy today and this is great music for being happy:


yOdfU7ChKNI

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Nueva Canción, fuck year! :thumbup1:

[Landsharks eat metal]

Why did Amazon.com send me an email recommending me a bunch of biographies of Stalin??

[Brutus]

Why did Amazon.com send me an email recommending me a bunch of biographies of Stalin??

Uncle joe will purge them otherwise.

[Sinister Intents]

Anybody good at tabbing out death metal songs on guitar and bass?

If any one would seriously help me tab out a song I'd be very appreciative, so please PM me.

[Goblin]

Kall meg Jeppe Paa Bierget, for jeg er drita full:thumbup1:

[#FF0000]

The Anti-GMO movement is such an annoying thing.

[Goblin]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BfFuoTFK6LM/T2H5w_ZRBkI/AAAAAAAABpU/Fwq1133muvM/s1600/hail-satan-teletubbie.jpg

[Landsharks eat metal]

San Fracnucee should be a place.

Tried to type "San Francisco" and that came out instead

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Well, I was feeling sad and kind of blue,
I didn't know what in the world I was gonna do.
Them liberals, they were coming around,
They were in the air, they were in the ground,
They wouldn't give me no peace.

So I ran down most hurriedly
And joined the Stalin Society,
Got me a secret membership card
And started a-walking down the road.
Oh yeah, I'm a real tankie now.
Look out, you revisionists.

Now, we all agree with Stalin's view
Even though he might have killed some dudes.
It don't matter much that he was a centrist,
At least you can't say he was a reformist!
That's to say like if you got a cold, you take a shot of malaria.

Well, I was looking everywhere for them god-darn ultralefts,
I got up in the morning and looked under my bed,
Looked in the sink, behind the door,
Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
Couldn't find 'em.

Well, I was sitting home alone and started to sweat,
Figured they was in my TV set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet right up to my brain.
Them right-socialists caused it!
I know they did... the ones on PressTV.

Well, I quit my job so I could work alone,
Then I changed my name to N. Yezhov.
Followed some clues from my detective bag
And discovered there were non-red areas on the Soviet flag!
That old Lenin...

Well, I investigated the books in the library,
Ninety percent of them have got to be burned away.
Investigated all the people that I know,
Ninety nine percent of them have got to go.
The other one percent are tankies
Just like me.

Well, I finally started thinking straigh
When I ran out of things to investigate.
Couldn't imagine doing anything else,
So now I'm sitting home investigating myself.
Hope I don't find out anything.

Good god!

(Note: this is supposed to poke fun at myself, not at any actual Marxists-Leninists, members of the Stalin Society, tankies, or Bob Dylan.)

[Brutus]

You joined the Stalin society?

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Nah, I just couldn't think of anything else to replace "John Birch Society" in Dylan's lyrics.

[Brutus]

Nah, I just couldn't think of anything else to replace "John Birch Society" in Dylan's lyrics.

Phew...

[slum]

Well, I was looking everywhere for them god-darn ultralefts,
I got up in the morning and looked under my bed,
Looked in the sink, behind the door,
Looked in the glove compartment of my car.
Couldn't find 'em.



hahhaha oh god why cant i thank this post
life is beautiful

[Dropdead]

I'm bored.

[Brutus]

I'm bored.

Same. How's life?

[Dropdead]

Same. How's life?

Haven't been able to go out for 2 days got flu and fever, sucks.

[Brutus]

Haven't been able to go out for 2 days got flu and fever, sucks.

Sounds shit. Do you have soup? Soup is key when you have the flu.

[Dropdead]

Sounds shit. Do you have soup? Soup is key when you have the flu.

Yeah, I got some tomato soup. Should probably eat soon I guess :lol:

[RedAnarchist]

Look what is allegedly the most common surname in Kosovo -

http://i.imgur.com/FOs2AGA.png

[Igor]

yeah it's a very common albanian name so no wonder

[Quail]

Lol, I got an advert for boat insurance on here. Boat insurance. As if I was the kind of person who would need to insure a boat.

[thriller]

So I guess I am back? I know you all missed me :grin:

[Leftsolidarity]

So I guess I am back? I know you all missed me :grin:

I noticed you've been gone from here lately. Where'd you disappear to?

[Slippers]

Was hassled by cops just now. Joyous. Not nearly the first time. Pigs.

I have no obligation to respect them. Much the opposite. I will certainly not let one in my house. I hadn't one anything wrong; fuck, I hadn't done anything illegal (totally separate things, those two).

[thriller]

I noticed you've been gone from here lately. Where'd you disappear to?

I feel like revleft really draws me in. I will start reading through posts and all of a sudden three hours will have passed. Had to recheck myself.

[Art Vandelay]

I'm glad thriller is back :)

[Leftsolidarity]

I feel like revleft really draws me in. I will start reading through posts and all of a sudden three hours will have passed. Had to recheck myself.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've killed so many days here.

[thriller]

I'm glad thriller is back :)

Thanks 9mm :)

[F9]

So I guess I am back? I know you all missed me :grin:

no i didnt...

[Goblin]

https://www.google.com/images/loading.gif

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Look what is allegedly the most common surname in Kosovo -

http://i.imgur.com/FOs2AGA.png

Hoxha is, I think, the Albanian analogon of the BCMS hodža, a Muslim preacher of teacher. Many people in the region are named Hoxha, Hodža, Hodžić or some variant.

Incidentally, I've lived in this bloody country for over two decades, and I haven't met a single Horvat.

[Brutus]

I have never met a smith

[Landsharks eat metal]

So I guess I am back? I know you all missed me :grin:

I was kind of worried when you disappeared...

[Ismail]

Hoxha is, I think, the Albanian analogon of the BCMS hodža, a Muslim preacher of teacher. Many people in the region are named Hoxha, Hodža, Hodžić or some variant.Yes. I heard one instance of a Frenchman having an Albanian teacher with the surname Hoxha, who bore no relation to Enver. There was also Fadil Hoxha, leader of the partisan forces in Kosovo and the most influential pro-Tito Kosovar Albanian there from the 40's-80's. He apparently had no relation to Enver either.

Another common surname in Albania is Shehu, which likewise means a Muslim religious figure. Thus you have Mehmet Shehu and other Shehus unrelated to him.

[Goblin]

So I guess I am back? I know you all missed me :grin:
http://www.troll.me/images/steve-brule/weell-hello-welcome-back-again.jpg

[Brutus]

Do you think that Ismail has a Hoxha sense? Its like spidey sense but picks up on the word Hoxha...

[Ismail]

Do you think that Ismail has a Hoxha sense? Its like spidey sense but picks up on the word Hoxha...We'd then have to revise Marxism to account for metaphysical concepts. Alas, I just so happen to use the search feature.

Enver Hoxha once again defeats revisionism, this time of the Spiderman variety.

[Brutus]

We'd then have to revise Marxism to account for metaphysical concepts. Alas, I just so happen to use the search feature.

Enver Hoxha once again defeats revisionism, this time of the Spiderman variety.

You're just hiding the fact that you're Hoxha man

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Why would he hide it, though?

Unless he's really Breznhev-man, and his Hoxha sense allows him to sniff out antirevisionists.

[Brutus]

With great power, comes great cults of personality

[Brutus]

Hoxha
Hoxhaaaa

[Landsharks eat metal]

I think someone removed me from their friends on here. I think I used to have 78 and now I have 77 :(

[Ismail]

Hoxha
HoxhaaaaNext time you vote on anything at all ever, be sure it's Enver Hoxha. Vote him constantly, consistently, so that one day he shall staff every elected position on this earth.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc207/MrdieII/Omer_Nishani_Nje_jete_nen_rrethim.jpg

[Brutus]

Erm...
Could work

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Next time you vote on anything at all ever, be sure it's Enver Hoxha. Vote him constantly, consistently, so that one day he shall staff every elected position on this earth.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc207/MrdieII/Omer_Nishani_Nje_jete_nen_rrethim.jpg

Except the position of the president of the DPR Korea.

[Brutus]

Hoxha is in all of us, so glorious leader Kim Jong Un merely needs to let his inner hoxha out.

[Brutus]

My sig will spread the news to the masses!

[Brutus]

say Hoxha 3 times in the mirror and Ismail will appear behind you...

[Ismail]

say Hoxha 3 times in the mirror and Ismail will appear behind you...... and hand you a book by Enver Hoxha.

[Brutus]

... and hand you a book by Enver Hoxha.

Ahhh....
Euro-communism is anti communism!

[bcbm]

whenver people post engagement shit on my facebook i want tp vomit

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Fucking hell! I put a pot of water on to boil, forget about it, and then remember just in time to find it had boiled completely away and the bottom of the pan blackened.

One of these days I'm going to end up burning the fucking place down, for fuck's sake!

[Landsharks eat metal]

http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Oviabshe/youtwtf_zps6f305d44.png
Just saw this when searching Youtube. Now I'm really weirded out. I googled it but nothing came up.

EDIT: now there's a bunch of stuff popping up on google about it

[PC LOAD LETTER]

whenver people post engagement shit on my facebook i want tp vomit
This and WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE HAVING KIDS OH MY GOD

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Da-da-da-dadada!

[Comrades Unite!]

http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/Oviabshe/youtwtf_zps6f305d44.png
Just saw this when searching Youtube. Now I'm really weirded out. I googled it but nothing came up.

EDIT: now there's a bunch of stuff popping up on google about it
Yeah I got the exact same thing, Fucking weird.

[Brutus]

You both just shared outside of google!

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

You both just shared outside of google!

YouTube is a subsidiary of Google... so can't you argue that it's not outside of Google?

[Brutus]

YouTube is a subsidiary of Google... so can't you argue that it's not outside of Google?

Shared on rev left...

[L.A.P.]

http://t.qkme.me/3sk2zr.jpg

[Leftsolidarity]

WE'RE OUT OF RANCH DRESSING!!!! :cursing:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

WE'RE OUT OF RANCH DRESSING!!!! :cursing:
At work I got someone to take a shot of ranch


I gagged

[Comrades Unite!]

I'm happy to finally have time to post on here again.
Everything for me seems to be on the up and up, My Junior certificate exams are less than three weeks away and then a glorious summer.

I will have time for Marxist agitation and whatnot,Songwriting and just play my guitar non-stop.

I have my subjects picked for my final two years of School, Physics,Music,French and History all honors and so for the first time in a while I can safely say I feel good Despite being robbed.

[Rusty Shackleford]

SGDSvCI9_y0

[Pirate Utopian]

HKVdork91jw
Watch this video you will not regret it. Especially about 21 seconds in.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Fuck hornets. Seriously, fuck them. I can't open the window without one or two flying in, and I can't not open the window, since my air conditioning broke.

I want to train some sort of crack spider rapid-response detachment to deal with the bastards, but so far, the spiders have not responded well to my proletarian propaganda.

Did I mention that I'm allergic to wasp venom? A yellowjacket would send me into shock, a Japanese Hornet would probably kill me.

Fuck nature with a big rusty metal dildo made of industry and alienation.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Fuck hornets. Seriously, fuck them. I can't open the window without one or two flying in, and I can't not open the window, since my air conditioning broke.

I want to train some sort of crack spider rapid-response detachment to deal with the bastards, but so far, the spiders have not responded well to my proletarian propaganda.

Did I mention that I'm allergic to wasp venom? A yellowjacket would send me into shock, a Japanese Hornet would probably kill me.

Fuck nature with a big rusty metal dildo made of industry and alienation.
Here they sell hornet and yellowjacket pheromone traps, you can try picking some up and putting them sorta near your window to see if it helps. Also, I find yellowjackets are attracted to meat smell for some reason, in my experience. Maybe close the window when you're cooking?



Also, I'm so glad I'm immune to wasp venom. I just bleed for a second when I get stung. No swelling.

[Igor]

i generally dont mind insects at all but for some weird reason i freak out when even a mere bumblebee gets close, not to mention wasps

idk what's up with that

[Rugged Collectivist]

I finally got a job.

[Doflamingo]

I'm getting sick of hearing about Benghazi from right-wingers. I just sing this song to them when they bring it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOoNM0U6oc
"Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio."

[Brutus]

Gotta get down to it
Soldiers are gunning us down
Should have been done long ago
What if you knew her and
Found her dead on the ground
How could you run when you know?

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

James P. Cannon's body lies mouldering in the grave,
James P. Cannon's body lies mouldering in the grave,
James Cannon's body lies a-mouldering in the grave,
His truth is splitting on!

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Board,
They are searching for the room where unsold newspapers are stored.
They have loosed the fateful lightning of their terrible swift words -
Our paper remains unsold.

Glory, glory revolution'ry,
And still they're splitting on.

I have seen them in the camp-fires of the hundred reform camps,
They have given them a posting in the college gossip rags,
I can't sell their righteous sentence, I can't even give it free,
I fear they'll split from me.

Glory, glory internation'l,
I fear they'll split from me.

In the Kherson district Lev Trotsky was born across the sea,
With a logic to his statements that transfigures you and me,
As he died to make workers free, let us die to make them read
Our bloody newspaper.

Splits are coming like the glory of the morning on the wave,
They've accused me of GPU connections earlier today.
The only explanation is that they're all federal spies,
Our split is marching on.

Glory, glory, revolution'ry,
Our split is marching on.

[Brutus]

Your poems/songs are hilarious.

[Goblin]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110615215916/half-life/en/images/6/62/Gaben.jpg

[RedAnarchist]

Another man called me cute tonight, even though I'm not out as bi in my area.

[Brutus]

Another man called me cute tonight, even though I'm not out as bi in my area.

You are cute, though

[Sasha]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7494578432/h1ABD67C1/

[Brutus]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7494578432/h1ABD67C1/

1) it's not a utopia.
2) aren't the 'yo mamma' jokes equal to 'slut shaming'?

[Leftsolidarity]

The sweatshirt I'm wearing smells like cat pee which doesn't make any sense cuz I never go around cats since I'm allergic. I'm so confused. What pee'd on me???

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The sweatshirt I'm wearing smells like cat pee which doesn't make any sense cuz I never go around cats since I'm allergic. I'm so confused. What pee'd on me???
did you pee on youraself?

[Leftsolidarity]

did you pee on youraself?

I don't believe so. I'm mostly confused cuz I haven't even touched this one in about 2 months since it was in my closet at my parent's house and this is the first time I've worn it since.

[Brutus]

I don't believe so. I'm mostly confused cuz I haven't even touched this one in about 2 months since it was in my closet at my parent's house and this is the first time I've worn it since.

So your parents keep cats in closets?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Good grief, it's nearly midday in early summer but the rainclouds are so thick and dark and heavy that the light looks more like winter.

Fucking miserable weather!

[human strike]

Good grief, it's nearly midday in early summer but the rainclouds are so thick and dark and heavy that the light looks more like winter.

Fucking miserable weather!

I lost my faith in the summer time,
Cuz it don't stop rainin',
They sky all day is as black as night,
But I ain't complainin'

Oasis, The Importance of Being Idle

[F9]

A f this

OMONOIA

[Ele'ill]

Good grief, it's nearly midday in early summer but the rainclouds are so thick and dark and heavy that the light looks more like winter.

Fucking miserable weather!

solidarity forever from cascadia

[Sinister Intents]

My girlfriend has no sex drive what could I do to help her?

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

My girlfriend has no sex drive what could I do to help her?

Stop acting like low sex drive is some horrible problem?

[Brutus]

Stop acting like low sex drive is some horrible problem?

^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rugged Collectivist]

1) it's not a utopia.

You're missing the point.


2) aren't the 'yo mamma' jokes equal to 'slut shaming'?

No, because they can be about anything. Like the fact that your mom is stupid or fat. (not that your mom is, I'm just giving examples)

[Landsharks eat metal]

somebody fucking love me :(

[Sentinel]

Yesterday, during a discussion over some beers after work, I was told to move to the USSR. That was funny.

[Quail]

Eliza Dushku looks loads like Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I'm watching Dollhouse and keep thinking "that looks like Buffy... but it's Faith."
I'm a little stoned.

[Landsharks eat metal]

It seems really weird when people are worried about someone finding out their IP address. Maybe I don't understand how it works, but as far as I've been able to gather, my IP address puts me in a town more than 10 miles from where I actually live, not even in the right school district. It's weird. But like I said, I really don't know

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

So, I was accused of being a "misandrist" today, for pointing out the unequal power relations between men and women. I don't even... I don't know why I bother talking to liberals. It's not exactly good for my blood pressure.

[Brutus]

Are you a woman now, comrade?

[Ismail]

Eliza Dushku looks loads like Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I'm watching Dollhouse and keep thinking "that looks like Buffy... but it's Faith."
I'm a little stoned.She is also half-Albanian, which is of no relevance to anything. So is Regis Philbin.

[Paul Pott]

I got the comment in my sig today. I was like fuck yeah.

[slum]

comrade semendyaev! welcome to the ranks of the anti-revisionist dworkinite-amazonian man-hating alliance; although i am sorry to say that simple acknowledgement of present social conditions is not enough to award you full amnesty in the event of inevitable matriarchal rule following the revolution, we can issue you a provisional slot on the clemency roster and this delightful commemorative mug.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

It seems really weird when people are worried about someone finding out their IP address. Maybe I don't understand how it works, but as far as I've been able to gather, my IP address puts me in a town more than 10 miles from where I actually live, not even in the right school district. It's weird. But like I said, I really don't know
You can get the general region (like city if it's large enough, or county or group of counties) of where the IP address is assigned but to get a physical street address law enforcement would need to get a warrant for the ISP to give up who it was assigned to at a given time (for most people it changes, like every 24h or something).


For most people the only issue with IP addresses would be like targeted malware or something.

[Taters]

comrade semendyaev! welcome to the ranks of the anti-revisionist dworkinite-amazonian man-hating alliance; although i am sorry to say that simple acknowledgement of present social conditions is not enough to award you full amnesty in the event of inevitable matriarchal rule following the revolution, we can issue you a provisional slot on the clemency roster and this delightful commemorative mug.

Comrade, do you mean to say if I join the Glorious Feminist-Misandrist Revolution, I will receive a free mug?! I've wondered for a long time what container should store my hot coffee, so I must join with all due haste!

[slum]

comrade taters, i come bearing sad news from the central committee. your admittance of doubt re: coffee storage has implicated you in the grossest container-related revisionist movements known to womankind, namely the possible use in the past of devices such as the paper or styrofoam cup, the mason jar, and most offensive of all the "travel" mug.

a tribunal will convene at three pm tomorrow in the wollstonecraft lounge should you wish to argue your innocence, but given the lunar cycles i suggest you board the next train to belarus and resume publication under a pseudonym.

p.s. we are out of mugs

[Rugged Collectivist]

She is also half-Albanian, which is of no relevance to anything. So is Regis Philbin.

I love you.

[Brutus]

I love you.

Did you know that if you say 'Hoxha' three times in the mirror, Ismail appears and hands you a book by Enver Hoxha?
He will pick up on the word 'Hoxha' with his Hoxha-sense and respond shortly.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Are you a woman now, comrade?

Nah, unfortunately I still have to basically give tons of money to the shaving industry every month. I mean, come on, hacking off bits of your own face and other areas should be cheaper.


comrade semendyaev! welcome to the ranks of the anti-revisionist dworkinite-amazonian man-hating alliance; although i am sorry to say that simple acknowledgement of present social conditions is not enough to award you full amnesty in the event of inevitable matriarchal rule following the revolution, we can issue you a provisional slot on the clemency roster and this delightful commemorative mug.

But if I ask for clemency, I will demonstrate my counter-revolutionary nature.


I got the comment in my sig today. I was like fuck yeah.

Shame on you, picking on poor old Israel. Fortunately for us, there are entire battalions of self-important Euramerican leftists who will defend Israel to death.

[Brutus]

^all good communist figured out the clean shaven capitalist conspiracy.

[Rugged Collectivist]

"Foreigners shouldn't get jobs in customer service if they can't speak English."

-My mom

I really don't know how to respond to this.

[Paul Pott]

"Foreigners shouldn't get jobs in customer service if they can't speak English."


What if the customers speak Korean?

[Brutus]

"Foreigners shouldn't get jobs in customer service if they can't speak English."

-My mom

I really don't know how to respond to this.

Get her a job in Germany without her consent, and ship her there.

[Pirate Utopian]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80eec/nsa-wiretapping-public-service-announcement

[Ismail]

did you know that if you say 'hoxha' three times in the mirror, ismail appears and hands you a book by enver hoxha?
He will pick up on the word 'hoxha' with his hoxha-sense and respond shortly.Hoxhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hoxhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

HOXHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

She is also half-Albanian, which is of no relevance to anything. So is Regis Philbin.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

You just can't imagine this shit, man. I mean... :laugh:

[Brutus]

Hoxhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hoxhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

HOXHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Told ya so.
HOXHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hoxha.
We should really stop shouting, he's trying to relax:
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1088&pictureid=9157

Oh Ismail, I love you so

[Ele'ill]

werewolves

http://www.bizarbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/American-werewolf-in-London.jpg

[Ele'ill]

http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/

[Taters]

apps .npr.org/arrested-development/
It seems I've missed that Tobias is an albino black man, despite having watched all the episodes. I'm an astute fellow.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Sigh, fuck this shit.

[Pirate Utopian]

I hope you all have a great half-Christmas

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

This site is insane and I'm insane for being on this site complaining about how the site is insane.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

So earlier this afternoon I received two texts from a number I didn't recognise - 2049 - both of them apparently blank.

What the fuck?

It's made even more mysterious by the fact that I received them on my mobile internet dongle, the number for which I'm not exactly in the habit of handing out will-nilly.

[The Feral Underclass]

The phrase "willy-nilly" is awesome.