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18th February 2013, 17:53
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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Posted by naijamayor on February 9, 2013
"Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go fuck herself. Do you want to know why?" Dakarai asked. "It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex," Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah."
"If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go fuck themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
"Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well," Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
EDIT:
I'm sorry, but I just discovered that this story is fake
It still brings up a great point, but it was taken from this satirical website: www.theglobaledition.com
The article I posted changed the age of the kid from four to fifteen to make it more believable.
Original Article: http://www.theglobaledition.com/4-year-old-african-kid-tells-madonna-to-go-fuck-herself/
4-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go Fuck Herself
MATABELELAND, ZIMBABWE (The Global Edition) – Dakarai Molokomme, a 4-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and fuck herself, The Global Edition is reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go fuck herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same shit every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from The Global Edition, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go fuck themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 4-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Posted by naijamayor on February 9, 2013
"Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go fuck herself. Do you want to know why?" Dakarai asked. "It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex," Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah."
"If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go fuck themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
"Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well," Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
EDIT:
I'm sorry, but I just discovered that this story is fake
It still brings up a great point, but it was taken from this satirical website: www.theglobaledition.com
The article I posted changed the age of the kid from four to fifteen to make it more believable.
Original Article: http://www.theglobaledition.com/4-year-old-african-kid-tells-madonna-to-go-fuck-herself/
4-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go Fuck Herself
MATABELELAND, ZIMBABWE (The Global Edition) – Dakarai Molokomme, a 4-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and fuck herself, The Global Edition is reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go fuck herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same shit every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from The Global Edition, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go fuck themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 4-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.