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Sasha
5th February 2013, 09:53
is this dude some escaped extra from the waynes world set or something?


VIDEO: Hitchhiker uses hatchet to save woman from bear hug attack, gives best NSFW interview ever

POSTED: Monday, February 4, 2013, 12:59 PM


http://media.philly.com/images/400*300/KAISUHMASH.jpg (http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending?imageId=103222441) (Screenshot via YouTube)

A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker in Fresno, trapping the man between two vehicles. According to a witness, Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming his car into the PG&E worker.
The witness—a hitchhiker "from Dogtown" by way of West Virginia named Kai (that it—just Kai)—says that after Simmons rammed the man, he got out of the car and tried to smother a bystander with a bear hug. That's when Kai sprung into action and hit the 6'4", 290-pound Simmons on the head with a hatchet. Once, twice, thrice.
In the aftermath of the ordeal, the victim asked not to be identified (http://www.thenewstribune.com/2013/02/03/2460221/tacoma-man-jailed-in-fresno.html) and said that he only hopes his assailant gets the help he needs. Kai, meanwhile, gave the greatest interview in the history of television news. Peep the full, NSFW version below.


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bcbm
5th February 2013, 20:03
lol awesome

Art Vandelay
5th February 2013, 20:11
Haha Kai is my hero.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
6th February 2013, 03:06
That last part:crying: Poor Kai. What an awesome guy though!

A Revolutionary Tool
6th February 2013, 09:04
I wish I could live like that. Don't worry be happy man! Just riding waves and shit, not a worry in the world.

La Guaneña
6th February 2013, 15:37
Kai is my new hero. :cool:

Goblin
6th February 2013, 16:00
Far out man:cool:

Le Libérer
6th February 2013, 22:45
is this dude some escaped extra from the waynes world set or something?

No this guy is one of our mods!! He reminds me of one of our mods I met irl. I had just sent this video to Sentinel and psycho telling them that, not knowing he had posted it here when Sentinel told me psycho had posted it here! Oh the irony!! I have laughed and laughed so hard at this!

Art Vandelay
7th February 2013, 00:13
I propose the united states government make the anniversary of this event into national 'Kai' day ever year in this young mans honor.

Le Libérer
7th February 2013, 02:49
Ya'll arent even curious who this dude reminds me of? It must be obvious. :D

Art Vandelay
7th February 2013, 03:18
I'll bite, who is it?

Art Vandelay
7th February 2013, 06:03
Well I didn't get a response, so I'm going to out on a limb here and take a stab in the dark, based on my observations of the mods...theredson?

Le Libérer
7th February 2013, 06:19
Well I didn't get a response, so I'm going to out on a limb here and take a stab in the dark, based on my observations of the mods...theredson?

:):lol::laugh:
;););)

No comment.

Art Vandelay
7th February 2013, 06:36
I knew it!

Edit: I want to meet you theredson :)

Le Libérer
7th February 2013, 14:30
This is for you 9mm. Here's your chance to meet the real Kai, up close and personal. They have identified him through social media.

http://mashable.com/2013/02/06/kai-the-hitchhiker/

ellipsis
13th February 2013, 17:46
Huh? I haven't even been to fucking dog town, shit.

ellipsis
13th February 2013, 17:50
Also I prefer machetes.

Art Vandelay
13th February 2013, 18:19
He was on Jimmy Kimmel recently.

ellipsis
4th March 2013, 07:39
If it was me, I'd have this not a hatchet. 9032