Dialectics entails Zombies?

[Comrade #138672]

This is not a serious discussion, but I thought it was interesting / funny enough for a small topic in chit-chat.

Does dialectics entail the existence of zombies?

Consider this:
Life is the negation of lifeless.
Dead is the negation of life.
So the negation of dead would be... undead?

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

"Now life's like a B movie, that no one wants to see. Here comes the zombie portraying me . . ."

[Brutus]

Class wars: may the dialecticts be with you

[Comrade Samuel]

World War Z part II: Class War Z

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

This actually kept me awake last night.

[MarxSchmarx]

This is not a serious discussion, but I thought it was interesting / funny enough for a small topic in chit-chat.

Does dialectics entail the existence of zombies?

Consider this:
Life is the negation of lifeless.
Dead is the negation of life.
So the negation of dead would be... undead?

Don't be ridiculous. That's just a tautology and has nothing to do with "dialectics". It's like saying "that which is not black is non-black". I don't find that statement particularly profound.