Something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason 6

[RedAnarchist]

The last one went way over 500 posts, so I've started a new one.

[Quail]

The sheer number of creepy men in clubs. It's not really something small, but it does annoy the living shit out of me because I go out to have fun, not to be leered at all the time.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When the dog humps my leg. Awkward.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

When the dog humps my leg. Awkward.

I humped the dogs leg once...haha, you should have seen his face!

[Leftsolidarity]

Every single damn thing and person

[Landsharks eat metal]

trying to make new friends because I notice things are happening so far in exactly the same way they did when I was making friends with Julia and that didn't end too well. (But right now I'm just in the positive, hopeful beginning part)

[Quail]

trying to make new friends because I notice things are happening so far in exactly the same way they did when I was making friends with Julia and that didn't end too well. (But right now I'm just in the positive, hopeful beginning part)
You're fucking cool man.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When cars go screaming by and the whether is horrible out.. alright, go ahead and put your life and the pedestrians lives at danger, fuckhead.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

When cars go screaming by and the whether is horrible out.. alright, go ahead and put your life and the pedestrians lives at danger, fuckhead.

On that topic: cars driving by my house at 80 kph (about 50 mph) while the speedlimit is 50 kph (about 31 mph). There's fuckin' kids playing outside, stupid fuck!

Would it be one...mweh...but it's fucking 80%!

It's even worse in the summer when people break out their motorcycles.
Sometimes it's litteraly to hard to even see the color of the bike.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you eat so much hot stuff that your shit burns and you constantly have to go. My body is usually used to it but my friend got me some set with like 7 different hot sauces for my birthday and I've basically sampled all of them today on different foods. I've gone like 4 times in the last hour including right now :cursing:

[Leftsolidarity]

When my roommate blasts the same song on 10 hour loops every day and I always have to wake up to the same shitty song and listen to it all day.

Also, when this is my second time applying to Taco Bell WITH A RESUME and no call back. WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO DO TACO BELL?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO DO???

[Quail]

When my roommate blasts the same song on 10 hour loops every day and I always have to wake up to the same shitty song and listen to it all day.

I'll put my hands up (is that the saying?) and admit that I am terrible for doing this. I can listen to a song I really love again and again for over an hour. I go through phases of play the same album over and over again and it's probably horribly annoying. Although my partner does the same thing, so I suppose we just either both annoy each other or get into the same music :lol:



I hate how I'm always picking up hot things with no oven gloves and then actually being surprised when I burn myself. It should be obvious that something that just came out of the oven is going to be hot.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I'll put my hands up (is that the saying?) and admit that I am terrible for doing this. I can listen to a song I really love again and again for over an hour. I go through phases of play the same album over and over again and it's probably horribly annoying. Although my partner does the same thing, so I suppose we just either both annoy each other or get into the same music :lol:


When there is a new song i like (for instance Gangnam Style) i'll play for about two weeks as often as i can, whenever i can. Up to the point when it starts to annoy me and i can't listen to it anymore for about a year...

[Luc]

When you eat so much hot stuff that your shit burns and you constantly have to go. My body is usually used to it but my friend got me some set with like 7 different hot sauces for my birthday and I've basically sampled all of them today on different foods. I've gone like 4 times in the last hour including right now :cursing:

burning runs is the worst, its like shitting lava :scared:

[Luc]

minecraft keeps crashing and got too much lag :mad:

[piet11111]

I am going to do X Y and Z but first i am going to do this and several hours later i am like ..... shit i just wasted this day..... :(

[Leftsolidarity]

I let one of my housemates move into my room for a little while cuz him as his girlfriend broke up. Now he has this girl (who btw has spent like the last few months trying to hook up with me) over who is clearly flirting with me and kinda touchy on me. So I gotta make her realize I'm not gonna cheat on my girlfriend and my buddy is getting pissed at me cuz she's more interested in me. Ughhhh.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I really fucking want pizza flavored Combos and pineapple soda but can't find them anywhere

[thriller]

When I really fucking want pizza flavored Combos and pineapple soda but can't find them anywhere

Pizza Combos FTW! I don't know about the pineapple flavored sode :rolleyes: What kind, Faygo? You could totally be a juggalo then (if you wanted to).

[Quail]

What the hell are pizza flavoured Combos?

[The Cheshire Cat]

I have so much to do right now that I just don't do anything... And it annoys me. Yet here I am, doing nothing.

[Quail]

Watching Star Trek in French and typing in English. It's hard work for my brain.

[Quail]

When people upload albums to youtube but instead of listing each track and the time in the video the track starts, they just list the length of each track so if I want to skip ahead to a different track I have to do mental arithmetic.

[Art Vandelay]

I have so much to do right now that I just don't do anything... And it annoys me. Yet here I am, doing nothing.

This describes me perfectly. I should be doing school work, as I'm falling so far behind, but instead I think I'll put it off one more day...

[Landsharks eat metal]

What the hell are pizza flavoured Combos?
Combos are cylindrical snack foods. There are ones made of pretzel, cracker, and apparently, tortilla, but I've never had the tortilla kind. In the case of my favorite pizza ones, they are pretzels. A hollow cylindar of pretzel filled with pizza flavored filling.
http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20100721-combos-pizzeriapretzel.jpg


Pizza Combos FTW! I don't know about the pineapple flavored sode :rolleyes: What kind, Faygo? You could totally be a juggalo then (if you wanted to).
I usually get it in the international aisle at a grocery store, and it's usually either Jarritos or Goya... but the grocery store I was at when I really wanted it didn't have an international aisle.

[Luc]

damn those look good^

speaking of food i really hate it when someone eats loudly like the sound of their saliva and shit especially since its the people that yelled at me as a kid to chew with my mouth close. :cursing:

1:47 - 2:10 is pretty much how i feel then
IkTeizhnyAk

[Futility Personified]

My penis!

Also, the strange smell you get on your hands when schnaps is on them.

[Leftsolidarity]

When you're not sure if it's raining outside or if it's just mice in your walls

[Quail]

When I click on a thread and nearly edit the title by accident.

[The Cheshire Cat]

This describes me perfectly. I should be doing school work, as I'm falling so far behind, but instead I think I'll put it off one more day...

Yeah, me too... I am supposed to read about 10 more books for my literature class before next tuesday, which is 6 days from now... That is just impossible, and the worst thing is that I have known that I had to read books for my Dutch class since 2 years. But I just keep postponing. Even now, I really should start, but I just... don't. Eventough it makes me feel bad.

[Art Vandelay]

Yeah, me too... I am supposed to read about 10 more books for my literature class before next tuesday, which is 6 days from now... That is just impossible, and the worst thing is that I have known that I had to read books for my Dutch class since 2 years. But I just keep postponing. Even now, I really should start, but I just... don't. Eventough it makes me feel bad.

I have so much work piled up, its ridiculous. I'm going to try and get some stuff done today, but we'll see what happens. I may just end up doing nothing again.

P.S. Alice in wonderland is one of my favorite books of all time; such a great read.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Yeah, me too... I am supposed to read about 10 more books for my literature class before next tuesday, which is 6 days from now... That is just impossible, and the worst thing is that I have known that I had to read books for my Dutch class since 2 years. But I just keep postponing. Even now, I really should start, but I just... don't. Eventough it makes me feel bad.

Haha, that sounds familiar.
For high school (MAVO toen nog) i had to read 6 books. I read one...at least i thought so.
The whole day of the oral exam Dutch began fucked as i showed up in my trainingsuit (yes, it was the time for Aussie's) while all my classmates where in suits and dresses. I went like: What the hell are you all dressed up for? So they told me that we had to for the sollicitation-part of the exam.
Damn, i should have paid attention in class!
So that was shit to begin with.

Next up was the books i (should have) read. I read one, but they asked me all kinds of questions i didn't know the answers to. Apperently some pages near the end were missing. Just my luck...
I got an 5,2 (probably an F) that day (just because my sollicitation went well, despite me not being dressed properly).

After the theoretical exam i managed to spike up the grade to an 8 (B)...phew!

[The Cheshire Cat]

I have so much work piled up, its ridiculous. I'm going to try and get some stuff done today, but we'll see what happens. I may just end up doing nothing again.

P.S. Alice in wonderland is one of my favorite books of all time; such a great read.

I hope you did something, because it makes you feel better (at least, that is the case with me). I wanted to pick up a book today, but I realised Dutch literature is probably the worst in the world so I will do it tomorrow.

And I definitely agree, I just read it for my English literature class and it is my favorite book. I love the madness, the characters, the (absence of) logic. My favorite characters are probably the Cheshire Cat, the White Rabbit, and ofcourse the Hookah-smoking Caterpiller. Through the looking Glass should also be great. I read it some years ago, but I guess I either could not appreciate it then or I did not understand enough of it, because I forgot most of the book. I will read it again one of these days though, because the genre is great. Do you happen to know any similair books? I searched for them, but I am afraid the story is exceptional.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Haha, that sounds familiar.
For high school (MAVO toen nog) i had to read 6 books. I read one...at least i thought so.
The whole day of the oral exam Dutch began fucked as i showed up in my trainingsuit (yes, it was the time for Aussie's) while all my classmates where in suits and dresses. I went like: What the hell are you all dressed up for? So they told me that we had to for the sollicitation-part of the exam.
Damn, i should have paid attention in class!
So that was shit to begin with.

Next up was the books i (should have) read. I read one, but they asked me all kinds of questions i didn't know the answers to. Apperently some pages near the end were missing. Just my luck...
I got an 5,2 (probably an F) that day (just because my sollicitation went well, despite me not being dressed properly).

After the theoretical exam i managed to spike up the grade to an 8 (B)...phew!

Haha, you were a gabber? And I wish I only had to read 6... I have to read 22 for Dutch, 3 for English, 2 for History, and 2 for French. I read all 3 for English and I had to write essays about those. I already did that. Same for History. I still need to read 10 for Dutch and 3 for French however, and I won't make it. But I am sure everything is going to be allright somehow. And why the hell did you have to dress up for an oral exam? That is ridiculous. And I believe and F is a 1, a 5,2 would be a C- I think.

[The Cheshire Cat]

What also annoys me, is when I type a large message or response on this forum, but then realise nobody cares and I delete everything.

[Let's Get Free]

i hate having only a little toothpaste in the am and having to squeeze the crap out of the tube just to get a dollop

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Haha, you were a gabber? And I wish I only had to read 6... I have to read 22 for Dutch, 3 for English, 2 for History, and 2 for French. I read all 3 for English and I had to write essays about those. I already did that. Same for History. I still need to read 10 for Dutch and 3 for French however, and I won't make it. But I am sure everything is going to be allright somehow. And why the hell did you have to dress up for an oral exam? That is ridiculous. And I believe and F is a 1, a 5,2 would be a C- I think.

Yep, guilty of gabbering. Of course no Aussie for me (just no money for it).

Are you serious! 22! Dutch! I can't even finish one in a month, let alone 22 in two years! On top of that, dutch literature is the most pretentious and pompueus crap ever written. And it's almost porn. Dutch movies too. They need saucy details about sexual acts to keep 'em slightly interresting i think.

My record for reading is one book (600 pages, in dutch, non-literature, which actually interrested me) in two months...
Yes i read that slow. It's a concentration-thing.
It's probably why i'm educated as low as i am; short concentration- and interrest-span.

[The Cheshire Cat]

On top of that, dutch literature is the most pretentious and pompueus crap ever written. And it's almost porn. Dutch movies too. They need saucy details about sexual acts to keep 'em slightly interresting i think.

Yeah, definitely agree here. I have read a lot of books in my life, but not once have I encountered an interesting Dutch literature book. I read two books of one of our most renowned writers so far, Gerard Reve, and I am just totally flabbergasted at how bad it is. No content, no tention, no plot, no nothing. It just just painful. And yes, I have only read one book that did not include sex so far.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

And yes, I have only read one book that did not include sex so far.

Wow! There is one!? :laugh:


The only good books i've ever read that count as literature are Kafka's The Trail (best book ever! The only one i am probable to read twice) and The Castle.
Paradise Lost or Utopia might be literature...pretty sure Edgar Allan Poe isn't.

[Landsharks eat metal]

-When people derail this thread into a conversation I can't follow too well...
-When my classmate sees me carrying my book around and comments on how long it's taking me to read it, and when I point out the fact that it's about 700 pages, she says that she's read a book that long in about a week. Never mind the fact that mine is a book about the Spanish Civil War and hers was probably some vampire romance (not just stereotyping... I know for a fact she reads things like this and hates history.)

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Never mind the fact that mine is a book about the Spanish Civil War and hers was probably some vampire romance

And you're sure it's not about a 30's Spanish vampire-general?

[Landsharks eat metal]

Realizing that people might think I'm a suck-up for congratulating people who become mods/admin... even though I'm just being friendly, to make up for the fact that I'm usually scared to talk to people offline.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Realizing that people might think I'm a suck-up for congratulating people who become mods/admin... even though I'm just being friendly, to make up for the fact that I'm usually scared to talk to people offline.

I am pretty sure people don't consider you a suck-up for congratulating people who have achieved something. But what I wanted to say, I realised I also talk more and act more friendlier than I would dare in real life. Apparently we compensate our shyness on the internet or something, a little bit like those 12 years old boys who act like tough guys on the internet perhaps :)

[Quail]

Realizing that people might think I'm a suck-up for congratulating people who become mods/admin... even though I'm just being friendly, to make up for the fact that I'm usually scared to talk to people offline.

I don't think you're a suck up if that counts for anything :)

[Let's Get Free]

girls who are incapable of having their photos taken without pouting their lips and making the peace sign

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

-I can't sleep
-I have to wake up early because there is a shit-load of snow which fucks up the trains.

Those two together are a pretty big annoyance.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

-I can't sleep
-I have to wake up early because there is a shit-load of snow which fucks up the trains.

Those two together are a pretty big annoyance.

I know what you mean. Holland gets fucked up whenever snow falls.
I normally have to drive ne hour to get to work. Last time snow dropped: 2,5 hours...in fucking Holland! It's not that big!

Also my not sleeping is not because i can't. I just don't want to. I have so much i still wanna do...

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

I know what you mean. Holland gets fucked up whenever snow falls.
I normally have to drive ne hour to get to work. Last time snow dropped: 2,5 hours...in fucking Holland! It's not that big!

Also my not sleeping is not because i can't. I just don't want to. I have so much i still wanna do...

Hopefully the train-line to Amsterdam is fixed tomorow, otherwise I'm shit out of luck. At least in a car it's somewhat warm, trains are just horrible when it takes long and it's cold.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

These stupid double standards between men and women. I was drinking with my cousin and his friends last night and this guy is going on about it's so unattractive when women smoke weed or drink alcohol. Uhh wtf, we're sitting here taking shots and I've smoked with him numerous times, why shouldn't girls be able to enjoy this too without being unattractive? Girls are supposed to be pure or something I guess, what an idiot.

That when I'm at a party so many girls think I'm trying to sleep with them or something when I'm just trying to have a nice conversation about stuff that's not even sexual at all.

Going up and down ladders. What's even worse is going up and down ladders carrying heavy shit. What's the worst though is going up and down ladders carrying heavy shit with tired as fuck legs because it makes the ladder shake and I'm terrified of heights.

[Let's Get Free]

People who whine about their bullshit problems

[The Cheshire Cat]

The way a little bit of snow dislodges the Dutch society... about 10 cm of snow has fallen today here and many things instantly stop working. Buses stop, schools (nearly) give everyone snow-free, accidents happen everywhere, even trains stop riding. Like a snowfalke is going to do any harm to a huge fucking train...

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

The way a little bit of snow dislodges the Dutch society... about 10 cm of snow has fallen today here and many things instantly stop working. Buses stop, schools (nearly) give everyone snow-free, accidents happen everywhere, even trains stop riding. Like a snowfalke is going to do any harm to a huge fucking train...

Well, yes.
The problem is the organization. The problems can easily be fixed but it's just organized horribly. Especially the trains. Well, it isn't as bad as it was a few years ago. I had only about 15 minutes delay, and the bus was on time, in Amsterdam that is. It's probably because no one cares about the north.

[The Cheshire Cat]

Well, yes.
The problem is the organization. The problems can easily be fixed but it's just organized horribly. Especially the trains. Well, it isn't as bad as it was a few years ago. I had only about 15 minutes delay, and the bus was on time, in Amsterdam that is. It's probably because no one cares about the north.

Or maybe it is a certain attitude or something. I doubt the trains in Russia are organised so much better than here, and our trains are not that much worse than the trains in Russia. Yet Russian trains ride through meters of snow, and our trains stop riding because of some leaves on the track.

Up here it was horrible. For some reason, there were no cars spreading salt on the roads (at least I didn't see one and ice was everywhere). I have to drive 10 minutes to school and it took me the double. In the 7 kilometers I drove I saw 2 cars slipping and one car upside down in the canal. At school, I heard at least 3 ambulances, and I live in a small village so that was something special... I also heard some buses were cancelled. But I guess there is a more snow on rural roads than in the city of Amsterdam, and the snow clouds were mainly in the North today I think, so I hope that is the problem instead of a lack of interest in the north...

[piet11111]

Playing world of tanks and seeing how my team members are either terrible players or camping or unable to look at the fucking mini-map to see that our base is seconds away from being over run by the entire fucking enemy team.

Until i played wot i never rage-quit a game.

Also they should speak english in chat its not nice to talk in a foreign language.
FYI i am dutch and speak english because otherwise nobody would understand me so why cant they ?

[Quail]

These stupid double standards between men and women. I was drinking with my cousin and his friends last night and this guy is going on about it's so unattractive when women smoke weed or drink alcohol. Uhh wtf, we're sitting here taking shots and I've smoked with him numerous times, why shouldn't girls be able to enjoy this too without being unattractive? Girls are supposed to be pure or something I guess, what an idiot.

What a hypocrite. I get that being black-out wasted is usually a bad look, but that applies to everybody, not just women.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Or maybe it is a certain attitude or something. I doubt the trains in Russia are organised so much better than here, and our trains are not that much worse than the trains in Russia. Yet Russian trains ride through meters of snow, and our trains stop riding because of some leaves on the track.

Up here it was horrible. For some reason, there were no cars spreading salt on the roads (at least I didn't see one and ice was everywhere). I have to drive 10 minutes to school and it took me the double. In the 7 kilometers I drove I saw 2 cars slipping and one car upside down in the canal. At school, I heard at least 3 ambulances, and I live in a small village so that was something special... I also heard some buses were cancelled. But I guess there is a more snow on rural roads than in the city of Amsterdam, and the snow clouds were mainly in the North today I think, so I hope that is the problem instead of a lack of interest in the north...

I work in Groningen but live near Emmen...took me 2,5 hours to get to work! I was in the line waiting for emergency-services to do something. Couldn't see what. Waited for 35 minutes then decided to turn around and take a detour.
Only heard afterward that a man drove into the canal and died...

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Seeing my news-feed on Facebook light up with all the liberals praising Obama to the high heavens; I'll very much be happy for the inauguration frenzy to be over so all the fucking liberals can finally shut the hell up about how much they adore the piece of shit Obama. God, it is insufferable seeing picture after picture holding him up on this masturbatory platform of perfection.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am on one of my dating sites and meet a cool guy who is interested in me but he lives over an hour away from me, doesn't have a car of his own, and may, or may not, be out to his family (whom he presumably still lives with). Urgh, hate this rural shit.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

When liberal or libertarian assholes call Obama my "Socialist Friend".

HE IS NOT FUCKING SOCIALIST! NOT ONE FREAKIN' OUNCE!

[piet11111]

When I am on one of my dating sites and meet a cool guy who is interested in me but he lives over an hour away from me, doesn't have a car of his own, and may, or may not, be out to his family (whom he presumably still lives with). Urgh, hate this rural shit.

Whoa why the hating on guys who still live with their parents ?!?
Im 27 and do so for economical reasons as the waiting list for rental homes is measured in decades and i make too little money to ever be able to buy my own home.

[The Cheshire Cat]

I work in Groningen but live near Emmen...took me 2,5 hours to get to work! I was in the line waiting for emergency-services to do something. Couldn't see what. Waited for 35 minutes then decided to turn around and take a detour.
Only heard afterward that a man drove into the canal and died...

This morning I was riding my bike to school and on the other side of the canal there was a car burning up. Not a little smoke from the motorhood or something, but the entire car was one huge fireball, and every now and then there was a little explosion. It had just happened because the firetrucks hadn't arrived yet. I doubt anyone died in the car however, because the owner of the car was standing behind it and cursing everything. I wonder how cars can just explode like that, because he didn't hit anything.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Anyone who gets into a viscious row in public, especially on public transport; it's a level of 'don't-give-a-fuck' that I can't identify with and it makes me very uncomfortable (can't tune it out and can't stop myself getting annoyed by it)

[Quail]

Whenever I have important stuff to do (e.g. revise for an exam) I always get strong urges to work on my creative writing, even if I had a massive mental block before beginning the important stuff. I don't know if it's because writing is procrastination, or because I use it as an outlet for stress.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

This morning I was riding my bike to school and on the other side of the canal there was a car burning up. Not a little smoke from the motorhood or something, but the entire car was one huge fireball, and every now and then there was a little explosion. It had just happened because the firetrucks hadn't arrived yet. I doubt anyone died in the car however, because the owner of the car was standing behind it and cursing everything. I wonder how cars can just explode like that, because he didn't hit anything.

Lol, i'm a car-mechanic. I can think of about a hundred reasons!

[Quail]

When I buy wine that says it's vegetarian and I guess that it's probably vegan, but then when I get it home I realise it contains egg (from filtering perhaps?). Ah well, nobody's perfect.

[Quail]

The way I seem to accumulate so much rubbish in my pockets. Where does it all come from? :confused:

[thriller]

When the bus is packed but no one will sit next to me. How bad do I look/smell??

[TheRedAnarchist23]

Anyone who gets into a viscious row in public, especially on public transport; it's a level of 'don't-give-a-fuck' that I can't identify with and it makes me very uncomfortable (can't tune it out and can't stop myself getting annoyed by it)

I do not understand this. Can you re-write it so that people from outside of UK can understand it?


When the bus is packed but no one will sit next to me. How bad to I look/smell??

Never happened to me, maybe it is a cultural thing.

[Quail]

I try to plug USB devices in upside down pretty much every time I use one.

[Art Vandelay]

Being lonely.

[Quail]

Sometimes I think that people will think I'm pretentious if I use semi-colons (in texts or on facebook), so I incorrectly use a comma. It really bothers me though so I'm not sure why I do it.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

When people don't respond to Skype messages, emails, PMs etc. within 15 seconds after I've send it.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Sometimes I think that people will think I'm pretentious if I use semi-colons (in texts or on facebook), so I incorrectly use a comma. It really bothers me though so I'm not sure why I do it.

I'm kinda the oposit. I love correct grammar and i can get somewhat irritated if someone uses incorrect punctuation. I use 'em all, as often as i can.

I also use el kind of brackets, when sidetracking within sidetracks: so i write something (along comes a sidetrack [which remindes me of something equally important] to get back on the first one) and continue along the main line of thought.

Punctuation-fetishist!

[Aussie Trotskyist]

A Libertarian's brain.

Its small, but annoying a fuck.

[Leftsolidarity]

That my roommate kicks open my door everytime he tries to enter my room. He is going to break my door frame and it's happened before but none of us know how cuz I was passed out drunk.

Also, how my girlfriend never makes plans and if she does she never follows through with them. I'm someone who has always highly valued planning and following through with those plans.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

That my roommate kicks open my door everytime he tries to enter my room. He is going to break my door frame and it's happened before but none of us know how cuz I was passed out drunk.

Also, how my girlfriend never makes plans and if she does she never follows through with them. I'm someone who has always highly valued planning and following through with those plans.
Scrounge up some 2x4s and bolts and fashion a latch lock on the inside when he isn't around.


He'll either give up trying to kick it in or break his leg trying


I call these "medieval locks" and had one on a back door of a previous house that I never used

[Art Vandelay]

I'm either completely fucking insane, or else I'm the butt of a joke and I don't want to ever leave the house again (even though I shouldn't feel this way, cause the guy mocking me was a fucking moron).

[The Jay]

Fuck that guy. You're just fine. What happened?

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

A Libertarian's brain.

Its small, but annoying a fuck.

Wow, that's what i wanted to say!

[Art Vandelay]

Fuck that guy. You're just fine. What happened?

I guess this guy who I was hanging out with tonight has some serious fucking issues (not that I don't). I guess his Dad, who was one of my hockey coaches growing up (I played hockey and golf with this guy when we were younger), was a pretty bad drunk as well as abusive.

So the whole night the people drinking at this house are kinda split off into two different rooms. At first I was in the bedroom, taking a bong rip, and then I left back out into the downstairs living room to hang out cause my tolerance is so low, one rip fucks me. In the living room things are chill and its just me and two other guys drinking beer and having a good time. In the other room there are still people taking bong rips and snorting nose candy as well. From out in the living room we can hear there conversation escalating like crazy. It went from a quiet chill room, when I was in there, until the point we can hear them swearing and shouting at each other. The one guy hanging out in the living room with me, gets up and finally goes, 'I'm going to go see what the fuck they're arguing about.' When he comes back out, he's like 'they're arguing about addiction.'

Now I'm sitting out in the living room and being my paranoid self, I assume that I'm the topic of conversation. I try to rationalize the fact that they wouldn't be talking about me, like I always do when I'm out: 'you're not that interesting; it's just your social anxiety getting to you; etc.' So for the next like hour and a half, I'm trying to convince myself that they're not talking about me and I actually do. I go outside for a cigarette with the two guys out in the living room and I only smoke half of it, cause its way too cold out and there is not nicotine rush worth standing outside in that temperature. When I get back to the basement, the door is open to the bedroom and they call me in.

Everyone was acting weird as soon as I walked into the room, but especially my one close friend at the house, as well as the guy whose Dad was a bad drunk. The guy whose dad was a drunk starts ranting to me about growing up and playing hockey and golf and he's talking about one time I beat him by like two strokes in a golf tournament and other times how I made hockey teams he had gotten cut from. He keeps bringing up all this trivial shit that I honestly can't even remember and the fact I can't remember it seems to be pissing him off more (he's like this shit was important to me and this guy doesn't even remember any of it). I instantly get the vibe that this guy is actually serious and appears to actually have been hurt over these facts; its as if he kinda considered me competition growing up and he's never gotten over the fact that I was a better athlete I guess (now who knows if his Dad was a psycho when it came to sports and stuff and was extremely hard on him). I try to make him feel a bit better by saying how I haven't played any sports in years and how I've completely lost any athletic ability that I ever had and how he could beat me now in sports or whatever. He's just on a fucking tear though, indirectly insulting me over and over and he apparently can't be comforted with any of the nice ways I'm trying to deal with this situation. Eventually he gets to the point where he's almost borderline openly insulting me, while thinly veiling his insults in his fucking stupidity that he thinks I can't understand. He's talking about how its so gratifying to see people taken off their pedestals and he starts making comments about alcoholics and willpower and mention depression and will power and shit. I eventually get fed up and just ask him: 'when is this extended metaphor going to end?' He just kinda smiles at me, cause he thinks I've just finally picked up on the fact he's been mocking me.

I'm not sure if that all sounds crazy or not, but the worst part is, that I was fucking questioning myself. Like I ended up leaving the house early and just drove home cause I couldn't deal with it. The whole time home, I'm wondering like what the fuck just happened? Did that actually transpire or are you just going completely insane. Like I was honestly thinking I was developing psychosis or some shit. I ended up texting my one friend who was still back at the house and asked him bluntly what the fuck happened in there and he confirmed all of my suspicions. Apparently the issue of substance abuse came up and the one asshole started ranting about his Dad and railing on people with addictions. My friend brings me up as a point of someone who struggles with addiction issues, but is still a good guy (and after a bit of coke) he starts talking to no end as well. I guess this is how I got brought up in the first place and I stayed a topic of conversation all night.

Needless to say I'm pretty fucking pissed at my friend. I wish he would of handled the situation differently: (a) either just not bring me up and if I do come up, say how I wouldn't appreciate being a topic of conversation, or (b) at least allow me to be part of the conversation so I could of defended myself to this dick. I honestly would of ridiculed him had I been there face to face with this guy. He's a fucking asshole who refers to himself only in the 3rd person, it wouldn't of been very tough.

Now I feel like whenever I go out, how many of my other paranoid suspicions are actually true? I usually try and tell myself they're wrong, since I've never had any of them confirmed before, but this has gotten me thinking. I feel like I should never leave the house again, in all honesty. It probably sounds like this wasn't a big deal or anything (it really wasn't, I need to have thicker skin), but I just feel like the world's biggest loser at the moment.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Holy fuck, I thought this thread was called "small things that annoy you" not book-size annoyments.

[Art Vandelay]

Holy fuck, I thought this thread was called "small things that annoy you" not book-size annoyments.

Sorry, someone asked me what had happened; feel free not to read it.

[The Jay]

I probably would have decked him as soon as he smiled. I would either have done that or tried to harm him emotionally by commenting about his father. He had no right to attack you like that and your friend may not have been helping as much as he/she should have. This guy seems like a moronic jock/jock-wannabe that tries to cause others emotional pain since he can't deal with his own.

I don't think that anything but intensive therapy could help people like that unless they take a hard look at themselves, but who cares, fuck em. Worry about yourself and let him rot in stupidity.

[Art Vandelay]

I probably would have decked him as soon as he smiled. I would either have done that or tried to harm him emotionally by commenting about his father. He had no right to attack you like that and your friend may not have been helping as much as he/she should have. This guy seems like a moronic jock/jock-wannabe that tries to cause others emotional pain since he can't deal with his own.

I don't think that anything but intensive therapy could help people like that unless they take a hard look at themselves, but who cares, fuck em. Worry about yourself and let him rot in stupidity.

Yeah I'm already calmed down about it quite a bit. I honestly feel bad for him; I mean I know I have my issues and I've come to terms with that, but he must have some serious inferiority complex if he needs to act that way to feel better about himself. I'm not a fighter so I wouldn't of took a punch at him, but I know I could of hurt him emotionally and if this was back when my drinking was worse I would of; I'm kinda glad I took the high road for once and just got out of there

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The fact that job applications make you give all the information that I have on my job resume basically but I'm still required to have one. Job experience, what dates I worked for other employers, etc, all required information needed on the job application.

[Firebrand]

The way some people say "Lets just agree to disagree" just when the argument is getting interesting.

Also the way most places won't just take a CV and a Cover letter, you have to fill out a long and stupidly worded application form that gives you no oppertunity to talk about the things you are good at and instead makes you focus on the things you would rather gloss over.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

There is probably no occasion when i lied more than at my last sollicitation. Not even at my talk about why i was fired as a supermarket-employee (i fucking tried to shoplift about 5 packs of sigs).

Q - "What is the reason you had so many jobs in a 14 year-carrier"
A - "I've had some bad luck in companies who apparently on the verge of reorganisations or recessions"

Truth being, that that actually was told to me. Even though it's more probable that they can't stand my lack of respect of authority. I ask to many questions and i'm not a mindless slave. Tough-luck!

[The Cheshire Cat]

I had a family day yesterday. It was the first time I saw many relatives, and I wouldn't mind if it were the last. Bunch of batshit crazy stubborn bastards!

And just now I got some sand in my mouse, now it makes an annoying sound when I move the mouse...

[thriller]

I guess this guy who I was hanging out with tonight has some serious fucking issues (not that I don't). I guess his Dad, who was one of my hockey coaches growing up (I played hockey and golf with this guy when we were younger), was a pretty bad drunk as well as abusive.

So the whole night the people drinking at this house are kinda split off into two different rooms. At first I was in the bedroom, taking a bong rip, and then I left back out into the downstairs living room to hang out cause my tolerance is so low, one rip fucks me. In the living room things are chill and its just me and two other guys drinking beer and having a good time. In the other room there are still people taking bong rips and snorting nose candy as well. From out in the living room we can hear there conversation escalating like crazy. It went from a quiet chill room, when I was in there, until the point we can hear them swearing and shouting at each other. The one guy hanging out in the living room with me, gets up and finally goes, 'I'm going to go see what the fuck they're arguing about.' When he comes back out, he's like 'they're arguing about addiction.'

Now I'm sitting out in the living room and being my paranoid self, I assume that I'm the topic of conversation. I try to rationalize the fact that they wouldn't be talking about me, like I always do when I'm out: 'you're not that interesting; it's just your social anxiety getting to you; etc.' So for the next like hour and a half, I'm trying to convince myself that they're not talking about me and I actually do. I go outside for a cigarette with the two guys out in the living room and I only smoke half of it, cause its way too cold out and there is not nicotine rush worth standing outside in that temperature. When I get back to the basement, the door is open to the bedroom and they call me in.

Everyone was acting weird as soon as I walked into the room, but especially my one close friend at the house, as well as the guy whose Dad was a bad drunk. The guy whose dad was a drunk starts ranting to me about growing up and playing hockey and golf and he's talking about one time I beat him by like two strokes in a golf tournament and other times how I made hockey teams he had gotten cut from. He keeps bringing up all this trivial shit that I honestly can't even remember and the fact I can't remember it seems to be pissing him off more (he's like this shit was important to me and this guy doesn't even remember any of it). I instantly get the vibe that this guy is actually serious and appears to actually have been hurt over these facts; its as if he kinda considered me competition growing up and he's never gotten over the fact that I was a better athlete I guess (now who knows if his Dad was a psycho when it came to sports and stuff and was extremely hard on him). I try to make him feel a bit better by saying how I haven't played any sports in years and how I've completely lost any athletic ability that I ever had and how he could beat me now in sports or whatever. He's just on a fucking tear though, indirectly insulting me over and over and he apparently can't be comforted with any of the nice ways I'm trying to deal with this situation. Eventually he gets to the point where he's almost borderline openly insulting me, while thinly veiling his insults in his fucking stupidity that he thinks I can't understand. He's talking about how its so gratifying to see people taken off their pedestals and he starts making comments about alcoholics and willpower and mention depression and will power and shit. I eventually get fed up and just ask him: 'when is this extended metaphor going to end?' He just kinda smiles at me, cause he thinks I've just finally picked up on the fact he's been mocking me.

I'm not sure if that all sounds crazy or not, but the worst part is, that I was fucking questioning myself. Like I ended up leaving the house early and just drove home cause I couldn't deal with it. The whole time home, I'm wondering like what the fuck just happened? Did that actually transpire or are you just going completely insane. Like I was honestly thinking I was developing psychosis or some shit. I ended up texting my one friend who was still back at the house and asked him bluntly what the fuck happened in there and he confirmed all of my suspicions. Apparently the issue of substance abuse came up and the one asshole started ranting about his Dad and railing on people with addictions. My friend brings me up as a point of someone who struggles with addiction issues, but is still a good guy (and after a bit of coke) he starts talking to no end as well. I guess this is how I got brought up in the first place and I stayed a topic of conversation all night.

Needless to say I'm pretty fucking pissed at my friend. I wish he would of handled the situation differently: (a) either just not bring me up and if I do come up, say how I wouldn't appreciate being a topic of conversation, or (b) at least allow me to be part of the conversation so I could of defended myself to this dick. I honestly would of ridiculed him had I been there face to face with this guy. He's a fucking asshole who refers to himself only in the 3rd person, it wouldn't of been very tough.

Now I feel like whenever I go out, how many of my other paranoid suspicions are actually true? I usually try and tell myself they're wrong, since I've never had any of them confirmed before, but this has gotten me thinking. I feel like I should never leave the house again, in all honesty. It probably sounds like this wasn't a big deal or anything (it really wasn't, I need to have thicker skin), but I just feel like the world's biggest loser at the moment.

I know this is small things that annoy you but...

Sounds like you did the right thing by getting out of there rather than waiting for an hour or two and have you both be three Zima's to the wind and start brawling. But I am sure it sucks that this was your first time out with that friend in a while and this shit comes up.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

My cold. I have a running nose and thus my upper lip and nose are really coarse.
As a result i can't even feel my snot running down my nose until it reaches my mouth...yuk!

As a result from that, i woke up in the middle of the night feeling something on my face.
Sleepy as i was i scratch my face. Result: wet fingers.
Still sleepy i was suprised about that and feel my face with the palm of my hand.
Fucking snot was al over my fucking face now.
So i get up, grossed out terribly and wide awake.
At this point i blow my nose and, off course, nothing comes out.

Ergo, try to get some sleep while you're trying to feel if a new stream of snot is forming!

Fucking germs...

[Quail]

Other vegans on the internet (well, some of them). There always seem to be loads of vegans in comments sections proudly going on about how their children aren't vaccinated. Okay, vaccines have ingredients derived from egg (I think) and are most likely tested on animals, BUT it's kind of a necessary evil because vaccines eradicate diseases. I don't get why you would risk not only your own child getting ill, but a whole load of other children possibly getting ill, and I guess (as a more sensible commenter pointed out) you could give a donation to an organisation doing research on alternative testing methods to offset it. Unless they're also the same people that try to spread misinformation about how vaccines cause autism.

Some people can be a bit vegan policey too. I mean I'm pretty strict and I never think "fuck it" and eat animal products (unless I buy them by accident), but if someone else who was vegan did, I wouldn't give them evils and berate them for doing so. I mean at least they're trying not to eat animal products and they're not indifferent to the issue, and surely that's still a good thing? You're not going to convince other people to give veganism a go if you make them feel horrible about eating milk chocolate every once in a while.

There are plenty of non-obnoxious vegans too (at least among the people I know), but I was procrastinating the other day reading various articles about veganism and felt pretty annoyed by the level of obnoxiousness in the comments.

[Art Vandelay]

Other vegans on the internet (well, some of them). There always seem to be loads of vegans in comments sections proudly going on about how their children aren't vaccinated. Okay, vaccines have ingredients derived from egg (I think) and are most likely tested on animals, BUT it's kind of a necessary evil because vaccines eradicate diseases. I don't get why you would risk not only your own child getting ill, but a whole load of other children possibly getting ill, and I guess (as a more sensible commenter pointed out) you could give a donation to an organisation doing research on alternative testing methods to offset it. Unless they're also the same people that try to spread misinformation about how vaccines cause autism.

Some people can be a bit vegan policey too. I mean I'm pretty strict and I never think "fuck it" and eat animal products (unless I buy them by accident), but if someone else who was vegan did, I wouldn't give them evils and berate them for doing so. I mean at least they're trying not to eat animal products and they're not indifferent to the issue, and surely that's still a good thing? You're not going to convince other people to give veganism a go if you make them feel horrible about eating milk chocolate every once in a while.

There are plenty of non-obnoxious vegans too (at least among the people I know), but I was procrastinating the other day reading various articles about veganism and felt pretty annoyed by the level of obnoxiousness in the comments.

Its not just vegans, although I know exactly what you are talking about it. I also feel like it permeates into most subcultures as well. Straight edge comes to mind.

[piet11111]

At work we are currently working at a brand new hotel putting in and assembling furniture but its fucking amateur hour over there.

-every delivery arrives at the same time leading to huge fucking piles of new crap that we need to rush into the hotel with irritated truck drivers waiting while everything takes forever to be moved with the 1 elevator to a place where we can cram it into temp storage.

- the hotel supervisor has made no arrangements to have a logical delivery schedule so now we are stuck with a ton of lamp shades and not the actual lamps to put them on resulting in a room full of lamp shades and no space for anyone else to do their work in.

- some rooms dont have the floors yet but somehow the tv's are hooked up and ready to go.

- some light switches turn on the light while at the same time turning another light off :confused:

- and to top it all off my boss forgot to put in the water in the coffee machine :thumbdown:

I could go on for a while but now im just getting angry again.

[Art Vandelay]

The fact that I'm going to have to get up off my couch, go outside and start up my truck, deal with the fucking Canadian winter, just to go get a burrito.

[Brutus]

Teachers, with their 'I'm better than you' tone when you question them.

[thriller]

I don't get why you would risk not only your own child getting ill, but a whole load of other children possibly getting ill

Because Jenny McCarthy and the internet are more creditable sources on the subject of vaccines than 95% of doctors over the past 70 years.

EDIT: Realized I took that out of context, due to the vegan element of your argument, sorry. I just can't stand anti-vaccine parents.

[Regicollis]

That my neck and shoulders hurt constantly.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Whoa why the hating on guys who still live with their parents ?!?
Im 27 and do so for economical reasons as the waiting list for rental homes is measured in decades and i make too little money to ever be able to buy my own home.

I'm not hating on people, young or old, who live with their parents; I was just alluring to the fact that if he wasn't out and lived with his parents it might be a hindrance to us meeting up. I reject the bourgeois mindset of needing to move out and have your own place as soon as possible: everyone has different economic needs and some people, such as where I live, will live with family on and off for a great deal of their lives. Bills are high and we do not make enough, is simple logic and anyone who belittles such people is yanking some kind of semi-class privilege over those who do not earn a great deal.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Other vegans on the internet (well, some of them). There always seem to be loads of vegans in comments sections proudly going on about how their children aren't vaccinated. Okay, vaccines have ingredients derived from egg (I think) and are most likely tested on animals, BUT it's kind of a necessary evil because vaccines eradicate diseases. I don't get why you would risk not only your own child getting ill, but a whole load of other children possibly getting ill, and I guess (as a more sensible commenter pointed out) you could give a donation to an organisation doing research on alternative testing methods to offset it. Unless they're also the same people that try to spread misinformation about how vaccines cause autism.

Some people can be a bit vegan policey too. I mean I'm pretty strict and I never think "fuck it" and eat animal products (unless I buy them by accident), but if someone else who was vegan did, I wouldn't give them evils and berate them for doing so. I mean at least they're trying not to eat animal products and they're not indifferent to the issue, and surely that's still a good thing? You're not going to convince other people to give veganism a go if you make them feel horrible about eating milk chocolate every once in a while.

There are plenty of non-obnoxious vegans too (at least among the people I know), but I was procrastinating the other day reading various articles about veganism and felt pretty annoyed by the level of obnoxiousness in the comments.
Tell them herd immunity is protecting them but if this whole anti-vax thing catches on as more than a fringe current then kids are going to die of preventable disease.


Ask them how polio's working out for them (and smallpox).

[piet11111]

Tell them herd immunity is protecting them but if this whole anti-vax thing catches on as more than a fringe current then kids are going to die of preventable disease.


Ask them how polio's working out for them (and smallpox).

RfdZTZQvuCo

A nice quick way to explain my opinion on vaccination.

[o well this is ok I guess]

I fucking cringe every time someone says "das kapital".

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

I fucking cringe every time someone says "das kapital".

What if they're Germans?

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

I prefer saying Kapital because then everyone know what you're talking about. Just like saying Mein Kampf works better than saying My Struggle.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The first rule of Marx Club is you don't talk about Marx Club

Or, at least, I don't normally, but it makes me cringe to hear "das kapital" because it's always over-stressed "DOSSS KAWWPITAWWWLL" and used in a menacing tone of voice.

[Sand Castle]

These stupid double standards between men and women. I was drinking with my cousin and his friends last night and this guy is going on about it's so unattractive when women smoke weed or drink alcohol. Uhh wtf, we're sitting here taking shots and I've smoked with him numerous times, why shouldn't girls be able to enjoy this too without being unattractive? Girls are supposed to be pure or something I guess, what an idiot.

That when I'm at a party so many girls think I'm trying to sleep with them or something when I'm just trying to have a nice conversation about stuff that's not even sexual at all.

You mean people who actually think that way exist? I think it's cool when anyone drinks or smokes in moderation, though I personally don't drink. People who aren't into that stuff are weird. What an excellent thing to transition from.

People who don't swear or are offended by swearing annoy me. They're just a bunch of wieners. Just as bad as the anti-pot people. Wieners, wieners, wieners, all of them. They should go read a book about puppies or whatever dorks are into.

I hate when I say something barely insulting, and everyone acts like I just made a death threat. But that is Virginia for you. South? No longer. North? We aren't that lucky. It's mid-Atlantic, which means you get the worst of both worlds. It's like high school, only the rules apply to all ages.

[Landsharks eat metal]

All the names my father calls my chest binder instead of what it reallly is: "fat suit", "your silly thing", etc.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

You mean people who actually think that way exist?
Yeah weird right?
Another one of these stupid sexist shit is my freshmen cousin wrestles for the school wrestling team and he lost a match to a girl and people make fun of him. The girl's good at wrestling, it doesn't matter that he has the best record on his team(only one loss), etc, but people want to make fun of him now he's all upset.

When I'm talking and halfway into my sentence I realize what I'm going to say is fucking stupid so I'll try to save face and try to fix it only to sound even dumber as I say something totally incoherent.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

And yeah the freakin' anti-pot people are so annoying, especially the ones that drink alcohol. I knew this guy who decided to quit smoking weed and he was making a big deal out of it. "Two weeks without smoking!" "Two months without smoking!" But every weekend he would get hammered to the point that he blacked out. So one night we're just chillin' in my friends garage drinking and I pull out a bong and he gives me this look like I'm doing something horrible so I tell him it's way better for your health then getting drunk like he does. Fucker told me it's illegal! Bro, you're drunk right now and you're 18, fuck you.

[Leftsolidarity]

^i feel you on that. My girlfriend also gives me shit for me drinking/smoking pot/other drugs. It's stupid though because whenever it is me she gets all pissy at me and yesterday said I "have a problem" (that literally made me lol) but she'll pound down a 40 faster than I'll drink a beer if she feels like drinking and she'll smoke pot every so often too. I just really hate when people get all high and mighty when you're smoking pot and they aren't.

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Also, I never have an even amount of socks. Never.

[Quail]

^My partner is cool with drinking/drugs, maybe even too cool. I'm sure if he drank as much as I did I'd have told him I was worried lol...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

^i feel you on that. My girlfriend also gives me shit for me drinking/smoking pot/other drugs. It's stupid though because whenever it is me she gets all pissy at me and yesterday said I "have a problem" (that literally made me lol) but she'll pound down a 40 faster than I'll drink a beer if she feels like drinking and she'll smoke pot every so often too. I just really hate when people get all high and mighty when you're smoking pot and they aren't.

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Also, I never have an even amount of socks. Never.
Dryer gnomes

[Art Vandelay]

All the names my father calls my chest binder instead of what it reallly is: "fat suit", "your silly thing", etc.

That is just rude of him.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

The first rule of Marx Club is you don't talk about Marx Club

Or, at least, I don't normally, but it makes me cringe to hear "das kapital" because it's always over-stressed "DOSSS KAWWPITAWWWLL" and used in a menacing tone of voice.

I live in Holland, near the German border (if i look over my right shoulder i can see it!). Hearing people talk in german is just quite normal for me. Do you translate the german submarine movie-title Das Boot too? (The boat...no man, just wrong!)


Lol! just imagined the German Metal-band Ramstone (Rammstein...even funnier in Dutch: Heisteen)

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I live in Holland, near the German border (if i look over my right shoulder i can see it!). Hearing people talk in german is just quite normal for me. Do you translate the german submarine movie-title Das Boot too? (The boat...no man, just wrong!)


Lol! just imagined the German Metal-band Ramstone (Rammstein...even funnier in Dutch: Heisteen)
Das Booty and Rammstein are both said in German here. It's just when people say "Das Kapital" it's always in a really menacing voice, like they're talking about some satanic tome (hail satan) that describes a plan for world genocide or something.

[Luc]

not to be a dick but Rammstein is a town/city name not a compound of ram and stone^ :P so it isnt really possible to translate

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

not to be a dick but Rammstein is a town/city name not a compound of ram and stone^ :P so it isnt really possible to translate

Well it actually is. It might be a town but it is also the name for the stone poles they use for piledriving (don't know how to say it exactly) for the use of the foundation for houses.

Also, in the fashion Hitler shouted everything, a lot of Dutchies tend to shout when talking German (kid of rude actually).

So now think of saying Mein Kampf as MEIN KAMPF!!!!!!
Must be annoying to fascists. I hope so anyway.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Well it actually is. It might be a town but it is also the name for the stone poles they use for piledriving (don't know how to say it exactly) for the use of the foundation for houses.

Also, in the fashion Hitler shouted everything, a lot of Dutchies tend to shout when talking German (kid of rude actually).

So now think of saying Mein Kampf as MEIN KAMPF!!!!!!
Must be annoying to fascists. I hope so anyway.
It's a pretty universal assumption that you must scream and sound angry when you speak German




AUF WIEDERSEHEN!!!!
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[A Revolutionary Tool]

All the names my father calls my chest binder instead of what it reallly is: "fat suit", "your silly thing", etc.
In this vain, when someone calls something near and dear to me "crap" or "shit". That's not shit, that's my guitar, stop hurting it's feelings :crying:

[Luc]

Well it actually is. It might be a town but it is also the name for the stone poles they use for piledriving (don't know how to say it exactly) for the use of the foundation for houses.

its possible to translate the word but not the word as the bands name. their name is after the Flugtagunglück von Ramstein in the town Ramstein-Miesenbach (which is why their original name was Rammstein-Flugschau). By translating it as ramming stone u miss out on the bands reference and recurring theme. u gunna translate the song Rammstein to Ramming stone too? the songs name will make absolutely no sense at all! :lol: if u translate their name to "ramming stone" u are changing the meaning of their name and therefore doing a terrible job of translating. ;)1

OMG WE GOT A NEW WINKY FACE;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1

on the subject of yelling germans Ernst Busch's lines in Der heimliche Aufsmarsch are the best, when he say "IST DER STOß INS HERZ" its like a hitler speech but commy <3

Arbeiter horch, sie ziehn ins Feld,
Und schreien für Nation und Rasse.
Das ist der Krieg der Herrscher der Welt
Gegen die Arbeiterklasse.
Denn der Angriff gegen die Sowjetunion
Ist der Stoß ins Herz der Revolution.
Und der Krieg der jetzt durch die Länder geht,
Ist der Krieg gegen dich, Prolet-!

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noisy people annoy me, not peopel happy-yelling or laughing but people who slam doors, loud eaters, crash dishes, have heavy feet. the small things piss me off to no end.

[piet11111]

Well german language does sound rather angry to me.
If someone told me they loved me in german i would run for my life.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

their name is after the Flugtagunglück von Ramstein in the town Ramstein-Miesenbach (which is why their original name was Rammstein-Flugschau). By translating it as ramming stone u miss out on the bands reference and recurring theme. u gunna translate the song Rammstein to Ramming stone too? the songs name will make absolutely no sense at all! :lol: if u translate their name to "ramming stone" u are changing the meaning of their name and therefore doing a terrible job of translating. ;)


Okay...you got me there.



OMG WE GOT A NEW WINKY FACE;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1;)1


Lol!



on the subject of yelling germans Ernst Busch's lines in Der heimliche Aufsmarsch are the best, when he say "IST DER STOß INS HERZ" its like a hitler speech but commy <3

Arbeiter horch, sie ziehn ins Feld,
Und schreien für Nation und Rasse.
Das ist der Krieg der Herrscher der Welt
Gegen die Arbeiterklasse.
Denn der Angriff gegen die Sowjetunion
Ist der Stoß ins Herz der Revolution.
Und der Krieg der jetzt durch die Länder geht,
Ist der Krieg gegen dich, Prolet-!


Haha! EIN VOLK, KEIN REICH, KEIN FÜHRER!



Well german language does sound rather angry to me.
If someone told me they loved me in german i would run for my life.

You think a love-declaration in German is bad? (Ich liebe dich)
Try Dutch if you're from a non-germanic-languaged country! All the freakin' "ch"s...ch ch ch ch ch ch ch...

[piet11111]

Ik hou van jou.

None of those nasty G's in there mate ;)1

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Ik hou van jou.

None of those nasty G's in there mate ;)1

I know, i know...

[Quail]

Ich liebe dich doesn't sound as smooth as je t'aime or te amo, but if you make the "ch" sound softly, I think it sounds pretty nice.

[piet11111]

Having a hard time finding the right size bed textile stuff.
My matress will be 120x210 and my blanket 140x220 and its hard finding fitting stuff for them.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Finding out this girl I've been interested in for about a month now is a lesbian. Damn, I wanted to be more than friends but that's alright. Something about fish in the sea.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Finding out this girl I've been interested in for about a month now is a lesbian. Damn, I wanted to be more than friends but that's alright. Something about fish in the sea.

Discoveing someone's a lesbian makes me hope that's she still interested. I am the more now, for obvious reasons.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Discoveing someone's a lesbian makes me hope that's she still interested. I am the more now, for obvious reasons.
What?

[Quail]

My partner has taught my son how to say "monsieur" but his French accent is horrendous, so he's taught my son how is mispronounce "monsieur", and I hate mispronunciations in any language.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am watching a youtube video and it actually has to load to play those stupid commercials! Argh!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I think I came close to killing my microwave today.

I bought some Nutella chocolate spread with hazelnuts because it makes for a fucking awesome snack when spread on bread. Cracked it open for the first time today, but since I have no central heating and my flat is as poorly insulated as an open-topped sports car in the depth of an Antarctic snowstorm, it was rather difficult to spread. So I jam it in the microwave for a very quick warm-up and less than a moment later I see sparks and flashes within. I fucking forgot about the remains of the foil seal around the lid!

So I had to quickly remove the jar from the microwave and instead finesse things a bit with some mechanical action. This is a most unsatisfactory solution!

[Quail]

One time I managed to make my microwave spark with frozen peas. Scared the crap out of me.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

First time I used the microwave. Put the french fries into the microwave for 15 minutes. I thought if it took that long to cook in the oven the microwave was weaker so I'd put it in for 15 minutes for a start. Less than ten minutes later the kitchen was full of smoke, the pile of fries were charred burnt to the plate, the plate had cracked in half.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

What?

Sorry. I'm a straight guy. Two girls 'together' makes me fucking hot!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Sorry. I'm a straight guy. Two girls 'together' makes me fucking hot!
I'm straight too, which was the disappointing part because I wanted to date her. But now it's just friendship which is alright.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I'm straight too, which was the disappointing part because I wanted to date her. But now it's just friendship which is alright.

Yeah, but deep within, you kinda hope you still make a chance.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Yeah, but deep within, you kinda hope you still make a chance.
Yeah I hope I'm man enough to turn her straight, because that's obviously how it works :cool:

[Red Enemy]

Unemployment.

[Quail]

Sorry. I'm a straight guy. Two girls 'together' makes me fucking hot!
I don't really like this kind of thinking tbh. I don't know how you meant to come across, but I think the idea of seeing a girl who likes girls as a challenge is really problematic.

If an attractive girl is gay, she and her partner aren't there to turn guys on. Some guys make objectifying comments when they see girls kiss in public, which makes me feel as though they think women exist to please them. If you're kissing someone, it's not a free porn show. Plus, if a girl is gay (as opposed to bi), she's never going to like you back. I've overheard things to the tune of "she just needs the right guy" said so many times, and it's just sexist and homophobic. You wouldn't say the same thing about a straight guy.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

As a bisexual I sometimes find it distinctly off-putting when they depict unattractive males in heterosexual porn.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When the bank charges me a fee for not having enough money. Great idea, I don't have $50 in my account, so just take $10 from me, that will certainly help the situation. Part that pisses me off the most is I was actually planning on taking out that $10 today but now my account has $4 in it. :cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::curs ing::cursing:

[Let's Get Free]

People who curse like, every other sentence

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When the bank charges me a fee for not having enough money. Great idea, I don't have $50 in my account, so just take $10 from me, that will certainly help the situation. Part that pisses me off the most is I was actually planning on taking out that $10 today but now my account has $4 in it. :cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::curs ing::cursing:
credit union bruh

[Quail]

When my partner uses my laptop and uses up all the battery so when I try to turn it on I worry that it's broken.

The way that I get some form of minor injury every judo session! (Today it was a knee to the kidney and it still bloody hurts.)

[Luc]

two of my fav old RTSG disks dont work anymore so i cant play them :(

and this computer is shit, i tried revisiting runescape cos i was rlly in the mood for a MMORPG and that didnt even work very good!! :lol:

[Fourth Internationalist]

two of my fav old RTSG disks dont work anymore so i cant play them :(

and this computer is shit, i tried revisiting runescape cos i was rlly in the mood for a MMORPG and that didnt even work very good!! :lol:

Omg someone who actually has heard of it! <3 runescape (still playing since 2007!)

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Man I used to play runescape back in like ... 2001-2002 when it first came out.


feels old .jpg

[Os Cangaceiros]

Well german language does sound rather angry to me.
If someone told me they loved me in german i would run for my life.

Yeah man, German is awesome. It's like the perfect language to convey messages of hate and dominance.

[piet11111]

My hard drive is beginning to show signs of failing not surprisingly since its old (2007) but a good excuse to get a new pc sometime soon.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

My hard drive is beginning to show signs of failing not surprisingly since its old (2007) but a good excuse to get a new pc sometime soon.

Harddrive, 2007, old...hmm...mine is from when XP just came out. Still working hard. ;)1

[Let's Get Free]

Those fucking Mormon commercials.
They're so pointless, "Hi, I'm Hank and I'm a plumber" (shows hank doing random average plumber shit) "and I'm a Mormon".

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Those fucking Mormon commercials.
They're so pointless, "Hi, I'm Hank and I'm a plumber" (shows hank doing random average plumber shit) "and I'm a Mormon".

Lol!

Picture this: Man in confessional: "Hi, i'm Charly."
Boy rises up, wipes his mouth and leaves.
"And i'm a catholic priest."

[Le Socialiste]

Being woken up at 3 in the morning by texts from an ex.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Being woken up at 3 in the morning by texts from an ex.
One of my exes likes to text me exclusively between the hours of midnight and 4am. Presumably when her current boyfriend (whom she lives with) is asleep.


I now leave my phone on "vibrate".

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Dear Photobucket/Flickr:

Why the fuck do you even bother making it difficult to save images to my hard disk?

You do know that ultimately, I can just hit the Print Screen button on my keyboard, open up Paint, then paste, crop and save the results, right? Basically, if I can see it, I can save it.

So why?

[h0m0revolutionary]

SSSSSSSsssssssss BOOM! Creepers get on my tits.


Dear Photobucket/Flickr:

I can just hit the Print Screen button on my keyboard, open up Paint, then paste, crop and save the results


Download Snipping Tool :)

[Ostrinski]

being bored

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Dear Photobucket/Flickr:

Why the fuck do you even bother making it difficult to save images to my hard disk?

You do know that ultimately, I can just hit the Print Screen button on my keyboard, open up Paint, then paste, crop and save the results, right? Basically, if I can see it, I can save it.

So why?
Get firebug and delete the piece of code preventing right-clicks or whatever gimmicks they're using (I don't use photobucket so I don't know)

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Dear Photobucket/Flickr:

Why the fuck do you even bother making it difficult to save images to my hard disk?

You do know that ultimately, I can just hit the Print Screen button on my keyboard, open up Paint, then paste, crop and save the results, right? Basically, if I can see it, I can save it.

So why?


Get firebug and delete the piece of code preventing right-clicks or whatever gimmicks they're using (I don't use photobucket so I don't know)

I use Screenhunter 5.0 Free. It's great! Let's you select the area you wnt to make a screenshot of.

On this topic (a bit), websites having a right-click prohibiting script.
If i like to print a piece of text, i will. You prevent right-click by javascript? I click 'ctrl P'.
If i want to copy some text, i can always use 'ctrl v'.
Or you just switch off javascript...
Dumbass. Smart enough to script, dumb enough to realise that.

[Le Socialiste]

One of my exes likes to text me exclusively between the hours of midnight and 4am. Presumably when her current boyfriend (whom she lives with) is asleep.


I now leave my phone on "vibrate".

If I do that I sleep through my alarm, so it's a no-win situation. It's not like I get these texts very often, but when I do they're just odd. The last text was about how a song on the radio reminded her of me as she was driving to work...how does one respond to that? (I didn't btw, I went back to sleep).

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Why don't you both tell them to stop?

[Landsharks eat metal]

People keep calling me Austin or Ashton... which are both perfectly fine names, but my name is Alston.

[thriller]

People keep calling me Austin or Ashton... which are both perfectly fine names, but my name is Alston.

I'm assuming it's intentional?

[Landsharks eat metal]

I'm assuming it's intentional?

No, I don't think so. When I say my name, people don't always understand because it's not necessarily a name they've heard of before, even if I very strongly emphasize the L in it. I have no idea how Ashton comes into it, though.

[The Cheshire Cat]

People keep calling me Austin or Ashton... which are both perfectly fine names, but my name is Alston.

I have a similar problem. My unusual first (non-gender) name is nearly the same as a more common feminine name, so every time I tell people my name, they will assume I have a girls name and they will mispronounce it. And in digital conversations, people always think I am a girl. Fuck fucking genderism, especially in names! They are just some random letters, why the fuck would you attach a gender to letters?!

[The Cheshire Cat]

When I want to place the laptop on my lap for maximum comfort but I'm afraid my sperm will cook.

[piet11111]

A 40+ year old woman that calls me sweetie in a tone a 14 year old would and its not meant in any way that could end up in some fun.

Talk like an adult please :glare: and while your at it treat me like one as well.

[Leftsolidarity]

Cashed bowls

[A Revolutionary Tool]

A 40+ year old woman that calls me sweetie in a tone a 14 year old would and its not meant in any way that could end up in some fun.

Talk like an adult please :glare: and while your at it treat me like one as well.
On this note, when I was a child I hated it when older people would want to high five me. Like we're being introduced because it's my parents friends or something and the guy would always be like "High ART, how you doing buddie*Big cheesy smile, raises hand for a high five*. And it happened over and over again. What made adults think that's the appropriate way to greet a child? It annoyed the living shit out of me!

[Let's Get Free]

Shaving

[piet11111]

On this note, when I was a child I hated it when older people would want to high five me. Like we're being introduced because it's my parents friends or something and the guy would always be like "High ART, how you doing buddie*Big cheesy smile, raises hand for a high five*. And it happened over and over again. What made adults think that's the appropriate way to greet a child? It annoyed the living shit out of me!

just FYI i am 27 now but i totally agree that is annoying.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Myself

[Quail]

The way I always seem to cut my fingers on the locks to people's bathrooms.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Rich kids I know talking about their trials and tribulations, about how they've been through so much in their lives and they're so young. Like no, I know all about you, breaking up with your girlfriend in highschool isn't shit compared to what other young people go through you pampered fuck.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Those pictures on Facebook from the "I'm Proud to be an Atheist" page where people hold up absurd signs about why they are "proud" to be an atheist. I just find it pretentious, like as if they had to work to be an atheist or as if it is a rejection of societal hate. To an extent, perhaps, but no-where near to the point where it should be glorified as some great crusade.

[Leftsolidarity]

They always have assholish bigotish remarks about non-Christian religious people.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

^^^ those two posts summarize well why I unsubscribed from /r/atheism on reddit. Holy shit the bigotry and immaturity was off the wall there.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Having to replace some of the CDs that fell out of my car in the car accident and the one costs way more now than it did before... not even replacing all of them because I didn't even get to listen to 2 of them enough to get to love them before I lost them.

[Ele'ill]

The way I always seem to cut my fingers on the locks to people's bathrooms.


?

[Quail]

Some bolt locks on doors are a bad combination of stiff and sharp, so they cut your fingers.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

On these patriotic holidays(Fourth of July, Presidents Day, on 9/11, etc) my city puts up flags every couple feet on the sidewalk of the main streets. Not only is it annoying seeing so many flags everywhere but when you're walking down the street they keep waving right into my face and shit. I'm just thinking the whole time how badly I would love to have my lighter on me.

[Quail]

On these patriotic holidays(Fourth of July, Presidents Day, on 9/11, etc) my city puts up flags every couple feet on the sidewalk of the main streets. Not only is it annoying seeing so many flags everywhere but when you're walking down the street they keep waving right into my face and shit. I'm just thinking the whole time how badly I would love to have my lighter on me.
The town I grew up in put loads of flags up for the jubilee, but they did it really early and left them up for a long time after so there were union jacks everywhere for ages. It made me want to make a bonfire.

[thriller]

Having to write a 600 word essay on the difference between the IWW and AFL. How the hell can I cram all that into just 600 words??

[TheRedAnarchist23]

People who don't like cats.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

People who don't like cats.
I like cats but mine would always runaway so I don't have cats anymore so that they can't break my heart :crying:

Having literally one penny left in my bank account :(

[Luc]

finding a theorist who sounds cool but hasnt had their work translated into your language :(

[ellipsis]

Modding this forum, at points.

[Goblin]

Cats. Arrogant little creatures!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Leftsolidarity]

Rumors

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I ask someone if they want something to eat, that I'll pay for it, and they say no but when I get my food they want to share it. I asked you if you wanted something to eat, I'm perfectly willing to pay for a McDouble or two for you, I got this for me, not you and me.

[thriller]

30 Rock

[ellipsis]

When I ask someone if they want something to eat, that I'll pay for it, and they say no but when I get my food they want to share it. I asked you if you wanted something to eat, I'm perfectly willing to pay for a McDouble or two for you, I got this for me, not you and me.

oh you can't spring for a double cheeseburger proper? cheap bastard.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

oh you can't spring for a double cheeseburger proper? cheap bastard.
I'm not made out of money, that's like 30 cents more!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Those pictures always on Facebook that are supposed to be inspirational. The ones that show a kid with a cancer with a caption saying "She's beautiful!" and shit like that. They just annoy the fuck out of me.

[Quail]

People on facebook who just do not listen to reasoned debate. Just had a conversation that went like:

Person: I'm not giving my child any more vaccines.
Me: Reasons why vaccines have been good for us.
Person: Other people don't vaccinate their kids and they're okay.
Me: Explained that lack of vaccinated people means bad diseases come back.
Person: I just don't agree with them, okay? *arguments about how vaccines are unnatural, confuses vaccines with antibiotics*

*facepalm*
I can't just leave something like that though. I know it will be futile, but I really think that not vaccinating your child a) puts your own child at risk and b) puts other children at risk if you cause a fucking outbreak of a disease.

[thriller]

People on facebook who just do not listen to reasoned debate. Just had a conversation that went like:

Person: I'm not giving my child any more vaccines.
Me: Reasons why vaccines have been good for us.
Person: Other people don't vaccinate their kids and they're okay.
Me: Explained that lack of vaccinated people means bad diseases come back.
Person: I just don't agree with them, okay? *arguments about how vaccines are unnatural, confuses vaccines with antibiotics*

*facepalm*
I can't just leave something like that though. I know it will be futile, but I really think that not vaccinating your child a) puts your own child at risk and b) puts other children at risk if you cause a fucking outbreak of a disease.

To me that is not very small. I don't want my niece or nephew to get horrible diseases because some crypto-new age parent didn't want to vaccinate.
---------------
Waking up late.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

People on facebook who just do not listen to reasoned debate. Just had a conversation that went like:

Person: I'm not giving my child any more vaccines.
Me: Reasons why vaccines have been good for us.
Person: Other people don't vaccinate their kids and they're okay.
Me: Explained that lack of vaccinated people means bad diseases come back.
Person: I just don't agree with them, okay? *arguments about how vaccines are unnatural, confuses vaccines with antibiotics*

*facepalm*
I can't just leave something like that though. I know it will be futile, but I really think that not vaccinating your child a) puts your own child at risk and b) puts other children at risk if you cause a fucking outbreak of a disease.
I'd tell them the only reason their kids aren't dying right now is because of a neat little effect called herd immunity from responsible parents vaccinating their children

[TheRedAnarchist23]

Cats. Arrogant little creatures!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You are not a good person! How can someone not like cats!? And you are using tapatalk!

Did you just make that post to make me mad?

[Leftsolidarity]

I'm allergic to cats. My roommate is recording a demo completely of "fuck cats" songs actually. Fuck cats!

[Quail]

When men with bad aim can't be bothered to put the toilet seat up and piss all over the seat.

[Leftsolidarity]

Shwag droughts

[piet11111]

When men with bad aim can't be bothered to put the toilet seat up and piss all over the seat.

Just FYI i used to clean bathrooms and women where way way worse then men.

I think many women dont actually sit down on the toilet seat or something because i can not think of any rational explanation how they manage to make a bigger mess then the men.

[Leftsolidarity]

Just FYI i used to clean bathrooms and women where way way worse then men.

I think many women dont actually sit down on the toilet seat or something because i can not think of any rational explanation how they manage to make a bigger mess then the men.

Yeah when I cleaned bathrooms the women's bathroom was always wayyyyyy worse for some reason.

[Luc]

i dunno about women but everytime i try to piss it like splashes back up onto rim :/ seat down or up. i jsut thought fuck it so i sit now

[Quail]

Just FYI i used to clean bathrooms and women where way way worse then men.

I think many women dont actually sit down on the toilet seat or something because i can not think of any rational explanation how they manage to make a bigger mess then the men.
I've never worked cleaning toilets so I'll have to take your word for it. I guess maybe some women don't like sitting on public toilets? I have a lot of male friends though (and a male partner) and especially when they're drunk they seem to get piss everywhere.

[Art Vandelay]

I've never worked cleaning toilets so I'll have to take your word for it. I guess maybe some women don't like sitting on public toilets? I have a lot of male friends though (and a male partner) and especially when they're drunk they seem to get piss everywhere.

Yeah I'm guilty for this; sober I always lift the seat though. Note to revleft comrades, if we ever meet up in real life to party, make me piss outside I guess.

[Leftsolidarity]

Yeah I'm guilty for this; sober I always lift the seat though. Note to revleft comrades, if we ever meet up in real life to party, make me piss outside I guess.

When I'm drunk I either piss out my bedroom window or walk outside. I usually avoid bathrooms.

[The Cheshire Cat]

I actually piss better drunk than sober. That is probably because I am rather anxious of missing the toilet completely and wetting my own pants when I am drunk, so I really pay attention to hit the water in the toilet. And it always works.
Or maybe I am just so drunk I don't even notice I spill everything...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I'm drunk I like pissing outside, it's just funner or something.

When someone mumbles something and you ask them to repeat themselves so they yell it at you. Sorry you incoherently mumbled the first time.

[Quail]

It kind of sucks not having a penis when it comes to pissing outside.

[Art Vandelay]

It kind of sucks not having a penis when it comes to pissing outside.

:laugh:

[Futility Personified]

Ok, i'll ask this here just to see if i'm being paranoid. I don't think I am, but i've never ever been good with social convention and i'm pretty sure this classifies as rude. So some people come to my house to meet my housemates to get ready to go out to a bar where there is a celebrity from a reality show. That in itself is fucking awful. Now, i'm skint, I can't drink because i'll starve, so i'm in my room. Anti-social? I expect so, but what am I gonna do, sit and talk to people I don't know for the sake of... what? Is jesus gonna kill me for not fulfilling an unwritten social contract that i'm pretty sure I shouldn't be forced to subscribe to? Now, I don't see any of these people apart from 2 people I let in, but on their way out to go where their going, someone shouts goodbye to me. It's an unfamiliar voice, so I don't know them. Call me crazy, but isn't that a bit rude? It seemed to me as if it's purpose was to accentuate the fact I hadn't been involved at all, and I can't really think of any otherwise explanation. Am I just being scatty or am I being mugged off?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Ok, i'll ask this here just to see if i'm being paranoid. I don't think I am, but i've never ever been good with social convention and i'm pretty sure this classifies as rude. So some people come to my house to meet my housemates to get ready to go out to a bar where there is a celebrity from a reality show. That in itself is fucking awful. Now, i'm skint, I can't drink because i'll starve, so i'm in my room. Anti-social? I expect so, but what am I gonna do, sit and talk to people I don't know for the sake of... what? Is jesus gonna kill me for not fulfilling an unwritten social contract that i'm pretty sure I shouldn't be forced to subscribe to? Now, I don't see any of these people apart from 2 people I let in, but on their way out to go where their going, someone shouts goodbye to me. It's an unfamiliar voice, so I don't know them. Call me crazy, but isn't that a bit rude? It seemed to me as if it's purpose was to accentuate the fact I hadn't been involved at all, and I can't really think of any otherwise explanation. Am I just being scatty or am I being mugged off?
Maybe they were being rude, maybe they weren't. Probably, depending on how it sounded, and I wasn't there so I can't say. But if you got that feeling that it was, it probably was.

[Futility Personified]

Very diplomatic but at least you gave an answer!

[A Revolutionary Tool]

You should destroy them...

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

When people spell my name as TheMZA. It's TheMza. I'm honored that people are talking about me, but I don't get where this capitalization comes from.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When people spell my name as TheMZA. It's TheMza. I'm honored that people are talking about me, but I don't get where this capitalization comes from.
probably because RZA and GZA have theirs in all caps

[piet11111]

Very diplomatic but at least you gave an answer!

Honestly i cant say what it was about but being an anti-social socialist myself (:grin:) i can see why it makes you wonder.
Probably its best if you just assume it was them trying to be nice.

[Quail]

This forum is quite the sausage-fest so you guys probably won't get this one, but I swear my reproductive system is trying to destroy ever pair of pants, pyjamas and bed sheet that I own.

[Fourth Internationalist]

This forum is quite the sausage-fest so you guys probably won't get this one, but I swear my reproductive system is trying to destroy ever pair of pants, pyjamas and bed sheet that I own.

Vag-zilla! ROOAAR! /jking :)

[Quail]

When a 30 second video takes minutes to buff. Guess I'm just impatient, but a video that short shouldn't need to be paused while I wait for it to buff.

[Leftsolidarity]

When guitar strings get old and don't resonate right

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

probably because RZA and GZA have theirs in all caps

That's what I figured, but I didn't write it that way so PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

This forum is quite the sausage-fest so you guys probably won't get this one, but I swear my reproductive system is trying to destroy ever pair of pants, pyjamas and bed sheet that I own.

I just vomited a little bit.

[Quail]

I just vomited a little bit.
Pretty much every non-political thread on this forum at some point turns into a discussion about going for a shit, so I'm not exactly lowering the tone.

[ellipsis]

I just vomited a little bit.

Verbal warning for sexism. Piss and shit and Marx knows what else gets discussed, but menses grosses you out?.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Pretty much every non-political thread on this forum at some point turns into a discussion about going for a shit, so I'm not exactly lowering the tone.

Haha, that's probably true.:D

[Sentinel]

It's not for 'no reason' this annoys me really, I'm fairly sure this kind of thing is used to torture people actually, but this thread seems like the most proper place to vent about it, so. Here goes, I know this sounds insane but I'm unfortunately not making it up.

I'm sitting at a reception desk, on a cruiseferry. The outgoing phone line has an extremely annoying ringtone, but on normal occasions it doesn't matter as it quits ringing when you pick up the phone, right?

Now there is some fucking error with the satellite phone server thing however, which makes the phone ring constantly for 5-10 minutes, quit for about the same time and start again. There is nobody on the line, and it doesn't quit ringing when I try to answer - the signal only gets transferred to one of the other phones at the desk (1 meter away).

This has now been going on for two days, and noone on the technical departments onboard or ashore can fix the problem, at least not yet. It really disturbs me, especially when I have customers at the desk as I have shit concentration skills as it is..

Soon I'll go nuts and start singing la-la-la standing on my head, or something.

[Luc]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damnit another snow storm is sapose to come, fuck i forgot how much winter snows suck

[Leftsolidarity]

Snow storms that stop my day from happening

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When I have to shit really bad but whoevers in the damn bathroom is taking their sweet old' time.

[Ele'ill]

not having snow or snow storms at all, where it doesn't actually rain but instead 'mists' with intense overcast for 10 months out of the year, in a city devoid of natural sounds and varying atmosphere.

[Luc]

that picture of Guevara. i automatically hate whoever or whatever has the picture of Che :mad:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

It's not for 'no reason' this annoys me really, I'm fairly sure this kind of thing is used to torture people actually, but this thread seems like the most proper place to vent about it, so. Here goes, I know this sounds insane but I'm unfortunately not making it up.

I'm sitting at a reception desk, on a cruiseferry. The outgoing phone line has an extremely annoying ringtone, but on normal occasions it doesn't matter as it quits ringing when you pick up the phone, right?

Now there is some fucking error with the satellite phone server thing however, which makes the phone ring constantly for 5-10 minutes, quit for about the same time and start again. There is nobody on the line, and it doesn't quit ringing when I try to answer - the signal only gets transferred to one of the other phones at the desk (1 meter away).

This has now been going on for two days, and noone on the technical departments onboard or ashore can fix the problem, at least not yet. It really disturbs me, especially when I have customers at the desk as I have shit concentration skills as it is..

Soon I'll go nuts and start singing la-la-la standing on my head, or something.
It's like whack-a-mole but with telephones :laugh:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The fact that I consider $12/hour to be extremely high pay.

[piet11111]

The fact that I consider $12/hour to be extremely high pay.

*sigh* i know what your saying and now i am sad.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

*sigh* i know what your saying and now i am sad.

Lol I don't know how to take that, now I'm interpreting that into like a thousand different meanings...

When you can't find the lighter -__-

[Quail]

Being ill and feeling like I'm high or something on some terrible drug that just makes me feel fuzzy, confused and sleepy without the fun bits.

[hatzel]

I'm a man who likes a good hat. And I also appreciate proper hat etiquette. For some reason I get really annoyed at people who don't adhere to it. It just gets to me...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The fact that I consider $12/hour to be extremely high pay.
The fact that when you said that, I immediately thought "Aw fuck yeah $12/hr!!"

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The fact that when you said that, I immediately thought "Aw fuck yeah $12/hr!!"
Right, if my friend and I could both land this job making $12/hour we would be set. The work is like fucking monotonous as hell though from 10 at night until 6:30 in the morning, I don't know how long I could stand it without going insane really.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Right, if my friend and I could both land this job making $12/hour we would be set. The work is like fucking monotonous as hell though from 10 at night until 6:30 in the morning, I don't know how long I could stand it without going insane really.
Graveyard shift at a gas station? Lots of pot.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Graveyard shift at a gas station? Lots of pot.

No, from what the guy described its rearranging shelves all night at Safeways. Not even restocking just fucking putting this product five feet over somewhere else, probably the biggest waste of time, money, and labor ever thought of. But whatever. I'd rather work a gas station honestly.

[Leftsolidarity]

It's past midnight so it's my birthday. That's cool and all but I hate how 235987349 people need to post "happy birthday" on your wall. It's like "yes yes thank you very much now stop blowing up my fucking updates"

[ellipsis]

No, from what the guy described its rearranging shelves all night at Safeways. Not even restocking just fucking putting this product five feet over somewhere else, probably the biggest waste of time, money, and labor ever thought of. But whatever. I'd rather work a gas station honestly.

No dude, the illusion of abundance is very important. Is called fronting and facing.

[Ele'ill]

something I hate, when I am very tired at the end of a long day and there's that one last final confrontational event and that sick feeling of adrenaline because of the exhaustion and all I want to do is lay down

[Quail]

When you're ill and you blow your nose in the hopes of being able to breathe properly, but somehow it just makes you feel more bunged up. Ugh.

[Sentinel]

something I hate, when I am very tired at the end of a long day and there's that one last final confrontational event and that sick feeling of adrenaline because of the exhaustion and all I want to do is lay down

I can totally feel you; I recognise that feeling from both political activity and from work. It's something that can't be avoided, as both things are absolutely necessary, but it's very exhausting indeed.

I just came home after a 10 day shift at work. I'm getting paid decently enough compared to similar jobs ashore, and am also privileged by having a steady job with a contract protected by Swedish labour laws - until the ship's flag is changed of course.

But sometimes I wonder how long I can do that kind of work, ie service crew on a cruiseferry. It can be rather stressful, I feel I'm getting too old to do that, and I'm only 32.. :(

And now there is some intensive political work ahead, after some necessary resting. But that I'm looking forward to, it's the kind of work that is natural and enjoyable for me.

[Leftsolidarity]

Supposed to meet with someone but their phone isn't in service. Argh what am I supposed to do?

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am on Queer youth forums and trying to give a kid advice on STDs or explain to him something about oppression and he is so hysterical about his position (hystical as in obsessive) that he will not listen to reason.

Now when I say this I really mean it. I can understand depression, as I have it, and I can understand the anxiety caused by not knowing your status, because I have been there, but there is a difference between being "down" for suffering oppression (living life as an open gay person, being worried about your status and between being irrational about it.

For instance: there is currently a discussion where this kid has oral relations with another boy. Sometime later he had a discharge from his penis, which was treated, but keep on going on and on about how if he tells the other person that he MIGHT have an STD then the other person is going to accuse him of sexual assault and whatnot. Then after this he sets in about how he is worried about "serious complications" setting in and whatnot. It is just maddening to a degree. Eventually he told the other boy and he took it well but even so this guy keeps on insinuating by saying,"It looks like I am in the clear... for now". Urgh... as if the other guy would do anything he believes he would.

Now I want it to be known that I do not find it maddening he is worried about his status, it is that I find it tiring how he is, against all incoming advice, determined to maintain his point of "everything is going to attack me and people are going to accuse me of doing this and I am going to have the worst results" and so forth.

You would have to see the conversation to really know about it but needless to say I just find these hyper-dramatic personalities exhaustive. They don't listen to reason, they remain mired in their own little depressive world, and entertain the most ludicrous ideas on what "might" happen is they actually follow through with taking some advice which will help them.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I understand you completely TGU.

I hate when I'm walking on the sidewalk with my headphones in and someone zooms by me on a bike. Scares the crap out of me everytime.