america blames canada

[hazard]

any surpises here? I suppose we'll next be blamed for the earthquakes and mudlsides in california, too. and the world trade centre attacks. no, wait. we were blamed for that, somehow. lax security, I guess. which makes no sense since THEY run their own border. THEY have the lax security if THEY are letting terrorists in from canada. but try explaining that to an american. nah, they're too busy drinking their mule piss and watching football.

maybe the madcow was really a terorist that canada should have kept in its country to protect america from their own idiot border guards. thats just as likely a tail to the average burger eating american. guess they'rr be eating those nuggets more now than ever. morons.

[Jesus Christ]

what, and bear with me here, what if that cow actually did come from Canada?

[hazard]

and what if it was a terrorist? or what if it was INTENTIONALLY sent from canada by a terrorist? or, wait. oh yeah. or what if the cow was really clean and the americans are just saying it had mad cow so they can blame it on canada because americans really think we're just a bunch of commies and they're looking for an excuse to go to war with us in the next decade?

and what if jean grey and scott summers quit the x-men and moved to alaska so that they could live at the summers cottage for the rest of their years? that was issue number forty two in the original "WHAT IF" series. I think...

[truthaddict11]

you are fucking paranoid

[hazard]

hey, I'm just quoting the americans here. I think its their own idiot racnhers that are to blame, just like its their own idiot border guards. no sooner does something get fucked up in their fucked up country than they blame God's country. canada. sort of like big brother trying to tell mom and dad that their little brother was the one who broke that old vase. mom and dad aren't stupid thouogh.

[truthaddict11]

first of all i havent heard anyone blaming canada directly, the FDA knew that Canada had cases of mad cow and have still allowed ranchers import cattle, how do border guards have to deal with cattle exports? it was a fucking cow with mad cow disease which in the end will probally not infect anyone so stop being so fucking paranoid about this shit.

[hazard]

yeah, but it was fucking pat buchanan who called canada "soviet canuckistan" and Bush who inferred that canada was a safe haven for terrorists and the rest of the idiot americans who think that canadian border guards are responsible for who enters america. thats so fucking stupid. if its canadian border guards who are repsonisble for who enters america, wouldn't that make america in fact canada? idiot americans and their idiotic understanding of who is repsonsible for running border patrols. america defends THEIR border, not canada.

i just used that as another example of america finger pointing at the peace loving country of canada.

[RebeldePorLaPAZ]

Your just a little paranoid but it's not your fault. I think I know what you are trying to get to and if I'm right then you are getting the impression that America points it's finger north to Canada. I mean I think in a way that is true, a lot of Americas to pick on Canadians, but why?

<_< Why do people always blame Canada? Is it me or do Americas like to pick on Canada a lot? Why is that, what is wrong with Canada? Is there anything wrong?

:unsure:

--Paz

[Fidel Castro]

Hmmmmm, the USA is looking for a scapegoat nation to take the blame for what is likely to be it&#39;s own mistakes? That IS a shock :o

[hazard]

well, whenever america points its finger at canada, us canucks should point one right back. the middle one.

paranoid would be imagining that america is blaming canada. america IS actually blaming canada. that isn&#39;t paranoid.

[Jesus Christ]

Soviet Canuckistan?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that made my day
that is hilarious
http://blog.mutatron.com/CanuckArms.gif

[Bolshevika]

Canada is like America&#39;s little brother, that&#39;s why the Americans always pick on it.

[hazard]

I clipped the article and placed it in my "red" notebook that I was using to draft communist propaganda. this same notebook is referenced in the literature thread in the communal poetry thing.

I also clipped a politcal cartoon with chretien and martin and manley all wearing soviet garb and talking about this quote with chretien speaking about a platoon of soviet soldiers carrying ak47&#39;s and saying"Da&#33; The backbenchers march well today comrades&#33;"

[Jesus Christ]

canada is like the bass player, he never gets invited to parties lol

http://blog.mutatron.com/CanuckArms.gif

[hazard]

what? the bass players are reputed to be the biggest party animals of any band. there is no party without the bass player. its more like canada is the next in line for america&#39;s current favourite past time of invading former cold war allies. first iraq. then afghanstan. then, uh, iraq. again. and next canada.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2003, 11:58 PM
what? the bass players are reputed to be the biggest party animals of any band. there is no party without the bass player. its more like canada is the next in line for america&#39;s current favourite past time of invading former cold war allies. first iraq. then afghanstan. then, uh, iraq. again. and next canada.
im jokin around buddy, im a bass player myself, but i just dont like parties
i hate being round people who drink and smoke

anyway, have a nice day, eh

[hazard]

I figured as much. when I was in my hey day, I was the biggest thing on four strings. couldn&#39;t play very well, but was a natural musician so I could manage well enough.

eh? are you insulting canada now? or are you joking again?

I can never tell with written words

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2003, 12:06 AM
I figured as much. when I was in my hey day, I was the biggest thing on four strings. couldn&#39;t play very well, but was a natural musician so I could manage well enough.

eh? are you insulting canada now? or are you joking again?

I can never tell with written words
i dont even know anymore
it is a "stereotype" but whenever im in Soviet Canuckistan everybody says EH, alot
dont worry, my ancestors came from canada a while back

[hazard]

if i were an american this is what I&#39;d probably shout at you

COMMUNIST SPY&#33;

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2003, 12:23 AM
if i were an american this is what I&#39;d probably shout at you

COMMUNIST SPY&#33;
you can be a Canadian and shout that

[Urban Rubble]

any surpises here? I suppose we&#39;ll next be blamed for the earthquakes and mudlsides in california, too. and the world trade centre attacks. no, wait. we were blamed for that, somehow. lax security, I guess. which makes no sense since THEY run their own border. THEY have the lax security if THEY are letting terrorists in from canada. but try explaining that to an american. nah, they&#39;re too busy drinking their mule piss and watching football.

First off, I doubt it is some large conspiracy to blame the Canucks for it. They actually were speculating that it may be terrorists. I have heard no news of blaming Canada so don&#39;t act like you guys are having the finger pointed at you.

Second, if you think there is lax security at the borders now then you have either never crossed or you&#39;re a fucking idiot. I cross that border twice a month and it is not easy.

Third, mule piss a watching football ? Canadian beer sucks just as bad as American beer, and Canadians are just as fanatical about hockey as Americans are about football. You&#39;re a fucking moron.


thats just as likely a tail to the average burger eating american. guess they&#39;rr be eating those nuggets more now than ever. morons.

So on top of being a hommophobe you&#39;re also a xenophobe ? Tell me, why is it O.K to generalize on the basis of nationality but not on race ? Again, you&#39;re a moron and you are no better than an average racist. They hate people because of their skin color and you hate people based on what side of an imaginary line they were born on. I dare say you&#39;re even stupider than them.


and what if it was a terrorist? or what if it was INTENTIONALLY sent from canada by a terrorist? or, wait. oh yeah. or what if the cow was really clean and the americans are just saying it had mad cow so they can blame it on canada because americans really think we&#39;re just a bunch of commies and they&#39;re looking for an excuse to go to war with us in the next decade?

What if it accidentally came from Canada and they figured it out and decided to tell people ? What if they just made a mistake and it really didn&#39;t come from Canada ? The fact that you are implying that America would use this as a reason to go to war further proves the point that you are an insane dipshit.


i just used that as another example of america finger pointing at the peace loving country of canada.

So, when the U.S drops bombs on Afghanistan it&#39;s Imperialism but when Canada does it they are called "peace loving" ? I see you went to the Felicia school of idiotic logic. How old are you ? 12 ?

You&#39;re a xenophobic moron Hazard. Everyone knows the U.S government sucks, we don&#39;t need idiot little kids making up conspiracy theories to tell us that. I don&#39;t even know what to say to you. Get fucked kid.

[hazard]

rubble, every newspaper in the country is quoting a number of american officials who are placing the blame on canada. naturally this theory is unfounded, and americans are the paranoid, xenophobic idiots.

canadian beer does not suck even half as bad as american mule piss. hockey is one thing and football is another. fucking moron means nothing when it is mentioned by a fucking stooge.

overall america is the most capitalist nation on the face of the earth and in the history of it as well. canada, on the other hand, is so very socialist that I hesitate only for a minute to wonder how long before it goes completely communist. if you feel any sort of feelings for america, as you seem to be arguing on behalf of, you are an idiot of a communist. america is a disgrace to all things social.

[major tom]

America should blame Canada for a lot of things. First, we should blame you bastards for electing such a worthless prick like Jean Cretian. Thank God he&#39;s gone. We should blame you for verbally assualting and physically threatening a twelve-year-old American hockey team last spring. Fuck. We should blame you for inventing hockey in the first place. Goddam worthless sport. We should blame you for harboring terrorists with your lax liberal immigration policies. And yes, we should blame you for mad cow disease. You hosers need to get your fucking acts together, eh?

[hazard]

yeah, major tom. where&#39;s your buddy. you know. commander tom? and all his stupid little star wars rip off robots. where is he? go find him. and while you&#39;re at it, fuck off.

im sure along the way you&#39;ll find lts of places to drive through and buy your fucking soggy fries and shitty burgers so you can watch the T V you have installed in your stupid fucking mini-van so that your genetic dead end brats won&#39;t grow up with any real values or morals.

dumb ass american sell out trash

[major tom]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2003, 05:46 AM
yeah, major tom. where&#39;s your buddy. you know. commander tom? and all his stupid little star wars rip off robots. where is he? go find him. and while you&#39;re at it, fuck off.

im sure along the way you&#39;ll find lts of places to drive through and buy your fucking soggy fries and shitty burgers so you can watch the T V you have installed in your stupid fucking mini-van so that your genetic dead end brats won&#39;t grow up with any real values or morals.

dumb ass american sell out trash
Hazard, you are one STUPID prick. If it wasn&#39;t for greasy eating burger Yanks like me who pay taxes, Canada wouldn&#39;t have a military. So much for your free hospital stays. Who do you think supports you hosers while you hangout in your igloos, smoke your grass, collect your pogie, and listen to the Bare Naked Ladies? :lol: Americans, my little friend. Without us, all you hockey puck heads would starve. Keep hockey in Canada. It fucking sucks.

[hazard]

Thats almost funny tom. I&#39;d gladly take hockey back if you idiots take back all things american. fast food and SUVs and reality Tv and mule piss and football. and whie you&#39;re at it, take back your disposable razors and diapers and cameras. and your pollution. and your corruption. and, fuck it, take it all. I never wanted any of it anyway.

fortunately we will not be taking anymore of your disease ridden cattle. like the rest of the world, we are unwilling to poison our people by what you consider safe food. too bad you capitalist stooges are set loose billions by the end of this month alone. since all you value is cash, you are losing billions in all it is that you value.

[el_profe]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2003, 01:21 AM
any surpises here? I suppose we&#39;ll next be blamed for the earthquakes and mudlsides in california, too. and the world trade centre attacks. no, wait. we were blamed for that, somehow. lax security, I guess. which makes no sense since THEY run their own border. THEY have the lax security if THEY are letting terrorists in from canada. but try explaining that to an american. nah, they&#39;re too busy drinking their mule piss and watching football.

maybe the madcow was really a terorist that canada should have kept in its country to protect america from their own idiot border guards. thats just as likely a tail to the average burger eating american. guess they&#39;rr be eating those nuggets more now than ever. morons.
Americans and canadiens are basically the same thing. Just substitue football for hockey, but youre going to tell me the cultures are a whole lot different? no.
And to think the USA is making some consiparcy to blame canada is stupid, they are blaming canada but what if they do have a reason to blame canada?

[hazard]

what about quebec? what about healthcare? what about crown corporations? what about an accurate democratic model? what about public broadcasting?

same thing? bullshit

[truthaddict11]

. canada, on the other hand, is so very socialist :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks for the laugh

Canada is NOT Socialist by a long shot

[Urban Rubble]

Hazard, I voted for you to be uncaged in the CC, now I wish I hadn&#39;t. You&#39;re a complete dumbshit. There is no way you are older than 15, if you are then I feel very sorry for your parents.


rubble, every newspaper in the country is quoting a number of american officials who are placing the blame on canada.

Well considering there was an outbreak of it in Canada not all that long ago this shouldn&#39;t be considered a wild theory.


naturally this theory is unfounded, and americans are the paranoid, xenophobic idiots.

Do you realize how stupid you sound ? You call Americans (there are 300 million of us) "idiots". So there is not one smart person in America ? Do you realize calling us xenophobes and then saying we are all idiots is an oxymoron ? YOU ARE A FUCKING XENOPHOBIC IDIOT.


canadian beer does not suck even half as bad as american mule piss.

Then tell me, why do Kokanee and Molson taste equally as shitty as Budweiser ?


hockey is one thing and football is another.

What ? Hockey is an agressive team contact sport. So is football. How is hockey better than football ? If anything, hockey is far more barbaric than football because they are allowed to fight. Oh well, I&#39;m a baseball fan anyways.


overall america is the most capitalist nation on the face of the earth and in the history of it as well.

Yes, then every other idiot country (like Canada) followed our lead.


canada, on the other hand, is so very socialist that I hesitate only for a minute to wonder how long before it goes completely communist.

I can&#39;t figure out whats funnier, the fact that you think Canada is Socialist or the fact that you think they will go Communist. Those McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner sure scream Socialism don&#39;t they ?


if you feel any sort of feelings for america, as you seem to be arguing on behalf of, you are an idiot of a communist

I am arguing on behalf of Americans, not the American government. The fact that you can generalize 300 million people shows your utter lack of knowledge and compassion. You are no communist child, you are a dorky little kid who likes to play communist games because he thinks it&#39;s fun Go back to your "Guerilla posting" and keep thinking you are making any kind of difference. All kids need to entertain themselves, some play Dungeons and Dragons and you play Communist.


fast food and SUVs and reality Tv and mule piss and football

Well let&#39;s see, Canada has fast food on every corner just like us, the drive SUV&#39;s just like us, England brought reality TV to the U.S (so you can blame them) your beer is just as much piss as ours and instead of football you play hockey. Explain, what is the difference ?


and your pollution. and your corruption

Canada doesn&#39;t have pollution or corruption ? Obviously you&#39;ve never been to Vancouver B.C. That place makes Seattle look like a utopian wonderland.


im sure along the way you&#39;ll find lts of places to drive through and buy your fucking soggy fries and shitty burgers so you can watch the T V you have installed in your stupid fucking mini-van so that your genetic dead end brats won&#39;t grow up with any real values or morals.

Are you so stupid that you can&#39;t admit you guys have as many fast food joints as us ?

Do you know the definition of xenophobia ? It is generalizing on the basis of nationality, something you are very guilty of.

[el_profe]

Originally posted by [email protected] 30 2003, 08:46 AM
what about quebec? what about healthcare? what about crown corporations? what about an accurate democratic model? what about public broadcasting?

same thing? bullshit
I am Talking about the cultures, They are the same thing.
What makes you so different from Americans: YOu like hockey and americans like baseball.
Even your hockey league is not the best, you have a bunch of canadian teams playing in the NHL. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[truthaddict11]

he&#39;ll probally go on a "xenophobe-aphobe" rant rubble.

i work in a grocery store and we havent seen any change in our beef sales for this part of the year, most people buy ham and turkey this time. no paranoia over beef where i am

[hazard]

listen, my predictions are always right

in the next month, due to madcow, the american cattle economy will collapse completely as the world embargo on american beef is not lifted

the world demands the slaughter of all american cattle in order to clean the slate and prevent furthur disease

this in turn will lead to the collapse of the fast food industry, especially the twisted and sick fucks at mcdonalds

in turn, the hold americana has on the "free" world will be not only challenged, but erradicated

within six monthes america will collapse into a social anarchy due to the destruction of their beef industry, which they require to supply burgurs to their wretched fast food joints where like one hundred and ten percent of their population go to eat three square meals a day

I can&#39;t say I&#39;ll be shedding a tear over this blow to american beef and mcdonalds

Whats not to love?&#33;

[truthaddict11]

where the fuck do you get that all the beef goes to fast food joints? ever hear of something called a grocery store? and most of the population doesnt eat at fast food joints everyday. has mad cow destroyed canada beef sales? or any other country?

no one here is making much deal over the mad cow scare which has been sensationalized beyond belief, only paranoid xenophobic canadiens seem to make a big deal over nothing.

[Rastaman]

thank god i&#39;m from germany and have no mulepiss.. just beer.

But really don&#39;t you guys hear the way you people are fighting.. you sound like a bunch of morons.. it&#39;s sad.. you guys are supposed to be communist.. we can&#39;t make the perfect world before we perfect ourselves. This is an obvios step toward perfection. Why don&#39;t you all shutup and think about real things who gives a damn which beer is the shittiest.. if u don&#39;t like it buy german stuff&#33; And OMG mad cow shmad cow.. who give no problem anymore.. and who ever said that the us i blaming your holy canada?? Your country is as fucked up as mine ok? if we arre going to change that we have to work together noth against each other damnit&#33;&#33;

[ComradeRobertRiley]

Its funny how any of U&#036;A&#39;s problems are always someone elses fault.

[Rastaman]

its funny that some people here believe that.

[ComradeRobertRiley]

Thats not funny thats just pathetic to actually believe that LOL

Some people are so completly stupid and ignorant

[Rastaman]

in that case funny actualy ment pathetic/sad/stupid...

[ComradeRobertRiley]

lol, yeah, btw, your english is very good

[Rastaman]

u know what sarcasm is? if not maybe irony?

[ComradeRobertRiley]

Yes I do, I know what you meant, I was just playing :D

[Rastaman]

oh fucking with my mind were you? :D

[Rastaman]

u guys are like this guy:
http://home.arcor.de/tbc-homepage/alex/1moran.jpg

[ComradeRobertRiley]

LOL

stupid yankees

[Rastaman]

pretty damned funny aint it?

[hazard]

ratman:

the only german stuff I buy is kmfdm records

otherwise, opposing the american food industry is very communist. it is american food hording that has millions of third worlders starving to death every year. they starve because americans produce food not to feed, but to generate profit. the beef industry is the worst of all of these. at the raw material level, the cattle, no food produced is more expensive that is eaten on a mass scale. and, at the refined product level, no food is more mass marketed than hamburgers.

remember when mother russia supposedly went capitalist? the so called victory signal was day long line ups of starving russians waiting to buy their first "happy meal". same with iraq. americans flocked to their heathen churches to praise their evangelic version of jesus (geebus) for bearing witness to the sight of sadam hussein statues being torn down and ronald mcdonald statues being put up

[ComradeRobertRiley]

true Hazard, its a shame :(

[Urban Rubble]

Still wating for a response Hazard. I dare you to go through my post and address all my points. You have dodged me many times, do it again and it will further prove your mental inferiority.

I would love you to explain how you aren&#39;t a xenophobe despite the fact that you hate Americans.

[el_profe]

:lol: :lol: :lol: lol, the picture. LOL. WHAT A MORAN :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rasta Sapian]

If i was a cow i would be mad too&#33;

this is political sheit&#33;

A cow is a cow for fuck sake&#33;

I will still eat red meat&#33;

This is starting to make me mad too&#33; :angry:

[hazard]

Originally posted by Urban [email protected] 30 2003, 08:40 PM
Hazard, I voted for you to be uncaged in the CC, now I wish I hadn&#39;t. You&#39;re a complete dumbshit. There is no way you are older than 15, if you are then I feel very sorry for your parents.


rubble, every newspaper in the country is quoting a number of american officials who are placing the blame on canada.

Well considering there was an outbreak of it in Canada not all that long ago this shouldn&#39;t be considered a wild theory.


naturally this theory is unfounded, and americans are the paranoid, xenophobic idiots.

Do you realize how stupid you sound ? You call Americans (there are 300 million of us) "idiots". So there is not one smart person in America ? Do you realize calling us xenophobes and then saying we are all idiots is an oxymoron ? YOU ARE A FUCKING XENOPHOBIC IDIOT.


canadian beer does not suck even half as bad as american mule piss.

Then tell me, why do Kokanee and Molson taste equally as shitty as Budweiser ?


hockey is one thing and football is another.

What ? Hockey is an agressive team contact sport. So is football. How is hockey better than football ? If anything, hockey is far more barbaric than football because they are allowed to fight. Oh well, I&#39;m a baseball fan anyways.


overall america is the most capitalist nation on the face of the earth and in the history of it as well.

Yes, then every other idiot country (like Canada) followed our lead.


canada, on the other hand, is so very socialist that I hesitate only for a minute to wonder how long before it goes completely communist.

I can&#39;t figure out whats funnier, the fact that you think Canada is Socialist or the fact that you think they will go Communist. Those McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner sure scream Socialism don&#39;t they ?


if you feel any sort of feelings for america, as you seem to be arguing on behalf of, you are an idiot of a communist

I am arguing on behalf of Americans, not the American government. The fact that you can generalize 300 million people shows your utter lack of knowledge and compassion. You are no communist child, you are a dorky little kid who likes to play communist games because he thinks it&#39;s fun Go back to your "Guerilla posting" and keep thinking you are making any kind of difference. All kids need to entertain themselves, some play Dungeons and Dragons and you play Communist.


fast food and SUVs and reality Tv and mule piss and football

Well let&#39;s see, Canada has fast food on every corner just like us, the drive SUV&#39;s just like us, England brought reality TV to the U.S (so you can blame them) your beer is just as much piss as ours and instead of football you play hockey. Explain, what is the difference ?


and your pollution. and your corruption

Canada doesn&#39;t have pollution or corruption ? Obviously you&#39;ve never been to Vancouver B.C. That place makes Seattle look like a utopian wonderland.


im sure along the way you&#39;ll find lts of places to drive through and buy your fucking soggy fries and shitty burgers so you can watch the T V you have installed in your stupid fucking mini-van so that your genetic dead end brats won&#39;t grow up with any real values or morals.

Are you so stupid that you can&#39;t admit you guys have as many fast food joints as us ?

Do you know the definition of xenophobia ? It is generalizing on the basis of nationality, something you are very guilty of.
in order

the outbreak in canada was questionable at best. many canadians were certain that the outbreak actually occurred in the states, but decided to not go around finger pointing like the americans currently are. considering the states were the only country to ban canadian beef, the level of the outbreak in canada can best be described as contained. comparitevely the GLOBAL BAN on american beef is a sound indication of how much more certain the american outbreak is.

simple grammar. we are talking the stances of two country&#39;s. I shouldn&#39;t ahve to differntiate between the americans responsible for the finger pointing and americans as a total body of a countries population. I&#39;ll specify. the second quote should read "americans ( who are blaming canadians ) are the paranoid, ..."

budweiser tastes twenty times shittier than the shittiest canadian beer. it tastes like candy coated over seetened cider with crap and rats hair floating around and is manufactured through twenty tmes the exploitation of canadian beer

football is way more barabaric han hockey because it is, literally, a simulation of field combat. specifiaclly, it is modelled after opposing musket lines in revolutionary american combat. which is funny considering americans only won that war by breaking the rules of warfare and refused to place a musket line against british regulars. no, the american barabrians hid in trees and gunned down their own brothers because the bourgeoisise in america wanted to make some quick cash. at least hockey utilizes the traditional field sport mentality of a goal and transition. football is slow, sluggish, boring and pointless

rubble, why would you be proud that I claim america is the most capitalist nation on earth?

maybe not, but public health care, crown corporations and government run casino&#39;s scream socialism at the top of its lungs

guerrilla positn? THE REVOLUTION IN FULL EFFECT CAN NEVER BE HALTED&#33;&#33;&#33; LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION&#33;&#33;&#33;
GUERRILLA POSTING FOREVER&#33;&#33;&#33; hope that made a difference

the difference, at least some of it, is explained in the paragraph predeeding the one about guerrilla posting. guerrilla posting? THE FURY OF THE GUERRILLA POSTING IS THE RAGE OF THE FUTURE&#33;&#33;&#33;

ever been to detroit? what about cleveland or boston or LA? that makes vancouver look like the mystical land of shangrila. de da.

by your own numbers we cannot have even ONE TENTH as many fast food joints as america. and considering half of candad&#39;s population is rural, I&#39;d say we don&#39;t even have one thirtieth as many.

your defence of your country is out of line. america is cess pool and a haven of corruption and pollution and is the definition, by its own disgusting legacy, of what capitalism is supposed to be like. you, if you are even remotely communist, should be tearing apart every component of this country regardless if this is where you live. it is a scrap yard, a junk pile and a shit heap.