3 word story

[Let's Get Free]

how about this, I start it and everyone else adds

The rules are simple, every response has to have no more or no less than 3 words.

E.G

A fat man...
... walked into a...
... car and it...
... was very painful...
... but he jumped...
etc
alright

A man walks....

[Landsharks eat metal]

his pet armadillo

[Ostrinski]

who practices Islam

I love these threads

[Manic Impressive]

and never accomplishes

[Let's Get Free]

finding true love.

[Comrade Samuel]

They saw a

[Comrade Dracula]

random bourgeois politician

[Ostrinski]

seducing a hippie

[Let's Get Free]

that had a

[Ostrinski]

fixation with uncleanliness

[Let's Get Free]

which made things

[Comrade Dracula]

unfortunately exceptionally messy

[Rugged Collectivist]

but that was

[Comrade Dracula]

also kinda bizzare

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

because their lizard's

[Comrade Dracula]

proletarian revolutionary tendencies

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

did a lot

[Comrade Dracula]

to flabbergast an

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

actually existing Honecker.

[Let's Get Free]

The hippie proceeded

[Landsharks eat metal]

to lick a

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

virile racoon's toenails

[Let's Get Free]

and then said

[Vanguard1917]

fuck y'all.

[Pirate Utopian]

while playing synth

[Ostrinski]

for parents' anniversary

[Let's Get Free]

The bourgeois politician

[Sheepy]

fucked a chicken

[Pirate Utopian]

up. Then he

[Comrade Dracula]

got overthrown by

[Jimmie Higgins]

...Colonel Sanders who...

[Manic Impressive]

saved the chicken

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

from Ismail's Hoxha

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

who had, apparently,

[Comrade Dracula]

introduced a singularity

[soso17]

From northernmost Albania

[Manic Impressive]

as Hoxha was

[Blake's Baby]

unavailable for comment.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Tony Blair's mantlepiece

[Comrade Dracula]

proceeded to ignite

[Blake's Baby]

a fierce controversy

[Tjis]

about the dialectical

[Comrade Dracula]

critique of dialectics

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

which spontaneously produced

[Blake's Baby]

fish and chips

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

-flavoured contraceptives, which

[Blake's Baby]

were not quite

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Suitable to the

[Let's Get Free]

functioning of adequate

[Comrade Dracula]

united workers' front

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

But thank God.

[Rugged Collectivist]

Lenin was there

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

To jack off

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

a wailing fox's

[Pirate Utopian]

a game of

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Dog fighting though

[Comrade Dracula]

that wasn't Leninist

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

because revisionist elements

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

revisioned some shit

[Pirate Utopian]

and made it

[Q]

something rather odd

[Manic Impressive]

What the fuck?

[Comrade Dracula]

- Lenin wondered quietly

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

(whilst shouting loudly)

[Tjis]

He wondered why

THE STORY SO FAR (with some punctuation added)

A man walks his pet armadillo who practices Islam and never accomplishes finding true love. They saw a random bourgeois politician seducing a hippie that had a fixation with uncleanliness which made things unfortunately exceptionally messy but that was also kinda bizzare because their lizard's proletarian revolutionary tendencies did a lot to flabbergast an actually existing Honecker. The hippie proceeded to lick a virile racoon's toenails and then said "fuck y'all." while playing synth for parents' anniversary. The bourgeois politician fucked a chicken up. Then he got overthrown by Colonel Sanders who saved the chicken from Ismail's Hoxha who had, apparently, introduced a singularity from northernmost Albania as Hoxha was unavailable for comment. Tony Blair's mantlepiece proceeded to ignite a fierce controversy about the dialectical critique of dialectics which spontaneously produced fish and chips-flavoured contraceptives, which were not quite suitable to the functioning of adequate united workers' front. But thank God Lenin was there to jack off (a wailing fox's|a game of) dog fighting though that wasn't Leninist because revisionist elements revisioned some shit and made it something rather odd. "What the fuck?" - Lenin wondered quietly (whilst shouting loudly). He wondered why

[Lord Daedra]

He wondered why

THE STORY SO FAR (with some punctuation added)

A man walks his pet armadillo who practices Islam and never accomplishes finding true love. They saw a random bourgeois politician seducing a hippie that had a fixation with uncleanliness which made things unfortunately exceptionally messy but that was also kinda bizzare because their lizard's proletarian revolutionary tendencies did a lot to flabbergast an actually existing Honecker. The hippie proceeded to lick a virile racoon's toenails and then said "fuck y'all." while playing synth for parents' anniversary. The bourgeois politician fucked a chicken up. Then he got overthrown by Colonel Sanders who saved the chicken from Ismail's Hoxha who had, apparently, introduced a singularity from northernmost Albania as Hoxha was unavailable for comment. Tony Blair's mantlepiece proceeded to ignite a fierce controversy about the dialectical critique of dialectics which spontaneously produced fish and chips-flavoured contraceptives, which were not quite suitable to the functioning of adequate united workers' front. But thank God Lenin was there to jack off (a wailing fox's|a game of) dog fighting though that wasn't Leninist because revisionist elements revisioned some shit and made it something rather odd. "What the fuck?" - Lenin wondered quietly (whilst shouting loudly). He wondered why

He ejaculated as

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Stalin looked on

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

and thought of

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Trotsky lovingly still

[Let's Get Free]

Stalin then opened

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

His eyes towards

[Let's Get Free]

Felix Dzerzhinsky's big

[Ostrinski]

wife named Makhno,

[Let's Get Free]

who spontaneously combusted

[Pirate Utopian]

into funky dancing.

[Ostrinski]

Makhno unzipped the

[Flying Purple People Eater]

bag of sausages

[Manic Impressive]

and placed them

[Ostrinski]

inappropriately so as

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

to resemble a

[Manic Impressive]

hammer and sickle

[Comrade Dracula]

, however, chaos ensued

[Pirate Utopian]

when MC Hammer

[Let's Get Free]

became addicted to

[Ostrinski]

L'Internationale, although whether

[Manic Impressive]

it came intravenously

[Rusty Shackleford]

became clear once

[Let's Get Free]

Makhno's big wife

[Comrade Dracula]

caused some radical

[Ostrinski]

Walmart shoppin' fun.

[Workers-Control-Over-Prod]

Walmart shoppin' fun.

The Dictatorship of

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

the jazz proletariat

[Rusty Shackleford]

the jazz proletariat

Which devolved into

[Manic Impressive]

the rockabilly proletariat

[Comrade Dracula]

but that's postmodern

[Pirate Utopian]

Rockabilly Jazz Fusion

[Manic Impressive]

! Said the Hippie

[Comrade Dracula]

, the Bourgeois just

[Landsharks eat metal]

waited to hear

[Manic Impressive]

their own flatulence

[Comrade Dracula]

whereas Vladimir Putin

[TheRedAnarchist23]

decided to ban

[Comrade Dracula]

his own rights

[Pirate Utopian]

to listen to

[the last donut of the night]

the based god

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

decree on issues

[Comrade Dracula]

of national boredom

[Rugged Collectivist]

which were very

[Comrade Dracula]

widespread in regards

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

to radical lizards

[Comrade Dracula]

of Marxian tendencies

[TheRedAnarchist23]

Meanwhile in Antarctica

[Ostrinski]

Dunayevskaya indulged in

[Comrade Dracula]

particularly deep thoughts

[Let's Get Free]

about Enver Hoxha's

[Ostrinski]

80 diary volumes.

[Pirate Utopian]

about Duran Duran

[Rusty Shackleford]

. Out of nowhere

[Ostrinski]

James Cannon's infatuation

[Let's Get Free]

with Justin Bieber

[Lord Daedra]

became extremely sexual.

[Ostrinski]

Bieber's SWP erotica

[Manic Impressive]

about deep entryism

[Comrade Dracula]

caused Grim Reaper

[Ostrinski]

to become unemployed

[Comrade Dracula]

to everyone's relief.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Selling papers, however,

[Comrade Dracula]

was still SWP's

[Manic Impressive]

best way of

[Pirate Utopian]

handing out papers.

[Comrade Dracula]

Weird, right? Well...

[Pirate Utopian]

not as weird

[Landsharks eat metal]

as the time

[Comrade Dracula]

Vlad Țepeș Lenin

[Geiseric]

was watching RT

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

and suddenly alarms

[Comrade Dracula]

stopped going off

[Let's Get Free]

which was good

[Comrade Dracula]

for revisionist counterrevolutionaries

[Geiseric]

Who were high

[Comrade Dracula]

on some holy

[Let's Get Free]

water and marijuana.

[Comrade Dracula]

Lenin braced himself

[Let's Get Free]

as the revisionists

[Comrade Dracula]

grabbed combat whips

[Geiseric]

, started an orgy

[Comrade Dracula]

of utterly victorian

[Let's Get Free]

proportions, and began

[Comrade Dracula]

using cross boomerangs

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

to increase stimulation

[Comrade Dracula]

and offensive firepower

[Manic Impressive]

as seen in

[Comrade Dracula]

entire Castlevania series

[Let's Get Free]

STORY SO FAR

A man walks his pet armadillo who practices Islam and never accomplishes finding true love. They saw a random bourgeois politician seducing a hippie that had a fixation with uncleanliness which made things unfortunately exceptionally messy but that was also kinda bizzare because their lizard's proletarian revolutionary tendencies did a lot to flabbergast an actually existing Honecker. The hippie proceeded to lick a virile racoon's toenails and then said "fuck y'all." while playing synth for parents' anniversary. The bourgeois politician fucked a chicken up. Then he got overthrown by Colonel Sanders who saved the chicken from Ismail's Hoxha who had, apparently, introduced a singularity from northernmost Albania as Hoxha was unavailable for comment. Tony Blair's mantlepiece proceeded to ignite a fierce controversy about the dialectical critique of dialectics which spontaneously produced fish and chips-flavoured contraceptives, which were not quite suitable to the functioning of adequate united workers' front. But thank God Lenin was there to jack off (a wailing fox's|a game of) dog fighting though that wasn't Leninist because revisionist elements revisioned some shit and made it something rather odd. "What the fuck?" - Lenin wondered quietly (whilst shouting loudly). He wondered why he ejaculated as Stalin looked on and thought of Trotsky lovingly still. Stalin then opened his eyes towards Felix Dzerzhinsky's big wife named Makhno, who spontaneously combusted into funky dancing. Makhno unzipped the bag of sausages and placed them inappropriately so as to resemble a hammer and sickle. However, chaos ensued when MC Hammer became addicted to L'Internationale, although whether it came intravenously became clear once Makhno’s big wife caused some radical Walmart shoppin’ fun. The Dictatorship of the jazz proletariat which devolved into the rockabilly proletariat, but that's postmodern Rockabilly Jazz Fusion! Said the hippie. The bourgeois just waited to hear their own flatulence whereas Vladimir Putin decided to ban his own rights to listen to the based god decree on issues of national boredom which were very widespread in regards to radical lizards of Marxian tendencies. Meanwhile in Antarctica, Dunayevskaya indulged in particularly deep thoughts about Enver Hoxha’s 80 diary volumes about Duran Duran. Out of nowhere James Canon’s infatuation with Justin Bieber became extremely sexual. Bieber’s SWP erotica about deep entryism caused Grim Reaper to become unemployed, to everyone’s relief. Selling papers, however, was still SWP’s best way of handing out papers. Weird right? Well not as weird as the time Vlad Țepeș Lenin was watching RT and suddenly alarms stopped going off which was good for revisionist counterrevolutionaries who were high on some holy water and marijuana. Lenin braced himself as the revisionists grabbed combat whips, started an orgy of utterly Victorian proportions, and began using cross boomerangs to increase stimulation and offensive firepower as seen in entire Castlevania series.

Yeah baby! said

[Comrade Dracula]

Lenin as he

[Rugged Collectivist]

grabbed a whip

[Comrade Dracula]

in a countercounterrevolutionary

[Geiseric]

Gay bar, meanwhile

P.s. James p. Cannon was seriously brought up? Wow.

[Comrade Dracula]

the counterrevolutionaries were

[PC LOAD LETTER]

listening to Madonna

[Lord Daedra]

while giving phallacio

[Ostrinski]

rapidly to themselves.

Also folks, let's try and wait until at least two people have posted until posting again to maximize the fun of this.

[Comrade Dracula]

However the previous sentence

@Ostrinski: Aye, good idea.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

To kill any

[Ostrinski]

pentecostals would require

[PC LOAD LETTER]

lots of lube

[Comrade Dracula]

, here we go

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

mused the narrator

[Landsharks eat metal]

who had become

[Ostrinski]

a situationist patrician

[Let's Get Free]

with a fetish

[Comrade Dracula]

for anarcho-communism

[Ostrinski]

's explicitly decentralized lovemaking.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

King Kong smelled

[Let's Get Free]

the situtationist patrician's

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Elderberries on the

[Art Vandelay]

windowsill and said

[Comrade Dracula]

"How'm I speaking?"

[PC LOAD LETTER]

to Jane Goodall

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I defecated said

[Let's Get Free]

Hoxha to Lenin

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

While Jane sat

[Ostrinski]

perpendicular to proletarian

[Comrade Dracula]

dictatorship of feudalists