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Let's Get Free
19th December 2012, 16:35
I've always wanted to paint a portrait of myself, or just wake up early and enjoy the sunrise.

Blake's Baby
19th December 2012, 16:41
I've always wanted to paint a portrait of myself, or just wake up early and enjoy the sunset.

You always get up after dark?

I guess I might regret not borrowing lots of money and saying 'can I pay you back on Saturday?'

cynicles
19th December 2012, 16:54
I don't care whether it ends or not I'm still cooking those cheap turkeys and eating it all myself.

Brosa Luxemburg
19th December 2012, 17:08
2 girls at the same time.....

I think this would be every heterosexual male's answer.....

soso17
19th December 2012, 17:19
Shop(lift)ing spree!

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
19th December 2012, 17:20
2 girls at the same time.....

I think this would be every heterosexual male's answer.....

Not every heterosexual male is obsessed with having sex with two girls.
It definitely wouldn't be the thing I needed to have done before the world ends.

hetz
19th December 2012, 17:20
I won't say it here. :lol:

cynicles
19th December 2012, 17:37
Pft, two girls? And what do these women get out of it besides a lack of satisfaction?

hetz
19th December 2012, 17:46
Pft, two girls? And what do these women get out of it besides a lack of satisfaction?
And why would that happen?

zoot_allures
19th December 2012, 17:47
I've already experienced everything I've ever really wanted to experience. I'd die satisfied.

Lynx
19th December 2012, 21:30
I would have wanted to visit Australia and New Zealand.

Art Vandelay
19th December 2012, 21:37
String up a capitalist, cop and bureaucrat.

ÑóẊîöʼn
19th December 2012, 21:38
I'd be tempted to bring the end of the world a little bit sooner to certain places... like the local cop-shop.


2 girls at the same time.....

I think this would be every heterosexual male's answer.....

Since I'm male but not heterosexual, my answer along these lines would be "a girl and another boy at the same time". A bisexual sandwich with a me filling. Maybe after dealing with the bacon barn.

Comrade Samuel
19th December 2012, 21:56
I wish I had gotten a haircut and a real job...:crying:

Manic Impressive
19th December 2012, 22:27
Not every heterosexual male is obsessed with having sex with two girls.
It definitely wouldn't be the thing I needed to have done before the world ends.
Overrated

Imagine trying to eat 2 pizzas at the same time. It's hard to get both slices in your mouth at once so you end up concentrating on one and only nibbling at the other. When you've finished you might end up wishing you'd only had one and taken your time to enjoy it properly.

MM-F

Is like trying to eat your favourite pizza while your mate hangs a dog turd under your nose. It will ruin your enjoyment of the delicious pizza and it's more than likely that you'll get some shit on your face.

More than 3 is better cause then it's like sharing a buffet, unless you start fighting with your friend over who gets the last slice.

ÑóẊîöʼn
19th December 2012, 22:31
MM-F

Is like trying to eat your favourite pizza while your mate hangs a dog turd under your nose. It will ruin your enjoyment of the delicious pizza and it's more than likely that you'll get some shit on your face.

That can be avoided with judicious positioning and a fertile imagination. Plus maybe an intimate wash beforehand if one is going for ass stuff.

It's like rejecting pizza because the first time one ordered it, it had been shat on by the delivery person.

Manic Impressive
19th December 2012, 22:38
true, that was only from my own experience if it were a 3 way where everyone was into everyone I'd imagine that would be good. Maybe a better way to describe it would be 1 pizza and one pizza with a topping you're allergic to. :p

anyway it's an experience I wouldn't repeat. And the problem with fetishizing something you've never had means you'll either be disappointed if you never get to try it or a strong possibility that you'll be disappointed if you try it and it's not all you imagined.

Zukunftsmusik
19th December 2012, 22:59
If the world really is ending, I wish I'd never read Ratty and Noxion's posts on threeways.

Ostrinski
19th December 2012, 23:13
Fall in love

Hermes
19th December 2012, 23:37
I wish I'd written something that I was actually proud of, I guess.

Brosa Luxemburg
20th December 2012, 03:04
pft, two girls? And what do these women get out of it besides a lack of satisfaction?

omg lol!

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
20th December 2012, 03:11
Not every heterosexual male is obsessed with having sex with two girls.
It definitely wouldn't be the thing I needed to have done before the world ends.

It's from Office Space, so it's partially a joke.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
20th December 2012, 03:13
Gotten laid, tried drugs, own a pug.

Workers-Control-Over-Prod
20th December 2012, 03:15
2 girls at the same time.....

I think this would be every heterosexual male's answer.....

Sex.

Prometeo liberado
20th December 2012, 03:17
The Kids, done it one more time just for the kids.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th December 2012, 03:22
Do a little smashy smashy.

In all reality I'd probably be like "fuck this" sit in my chair, smoke some weed, and play zombies on Black Ops 2 with my childhood friends.

Let's Get Free
20th December 2012, 03:24
I'd want to start a fight.

Doflamingo
20th December 2012, 03:41
I'd want to start a fight.

Makes me think of Fight Club. Also, I'd want to start an anarcho-funk band.

piet11111
20th December 2012, 12:35
There are about a dozen or so books that i still have to read and so many games i still want to finish like dark souls.

Sex i suppose would be nice and all but i dont know anyone IRL that i would actually want to have sex with so thats a bit of a problem.

I also want to see Tsar to Lenin and the new Hobbit movie.

And i always wanted to shoot with an AK-47.

Flying Purple People Eater
20th December 2012, 12:48
HANG THE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES FROM THE RAFTERS. SET ABLAZE THE POLICE STATION! TOGETHER, THE HOMELESS SHALL ORGANISE AND FLY A BLACK FLAG ATOP THE RUBBLE OF THE PIGS' ABHORRENT CONTROL TUMOURS. SUCH A FLAG SHALL BE EMBLAZENED WITH GRITTED RED TEETH, FLESH HANGING FROM THEIR TIPS. WHY? YOU KNOW WHY PIGS! IT'S BECAUSE WE SHALL EAT YOU. WE SHALL eAT ALL OF YOU. SLOWLY, PAINFULLY, DEVOURED BEFORE THE FOREFRONT OF THE STORM. THE STORM THAT SHALL ENVELOP THE WORLD IN DARKNESS.

Quail
20th December 2012, 18:51
Pft, two girls? And what do these women get out of it besides a lack of satisfaction?
Unless they push him aside and focus on each other ;)

Quail
20th December 2012, 18:52
Do a little smashy smashy.

In all reality I'd probably be like "fuck this" sit in my chair, smoke some weed, and play zombies on Black Ops 2 with my childhood friends.
I think if the world was about to end I'd probably get as high as possible on as many different things I could get my hands on. I probably wouldn't even notice when the world ended.

Art Vandelay
20th December 2012, 19:03
Gotten laid, tried drugs, own a pug.

Comrade, why on earth have you not tried drugs? Haha just kidding, don't follow in my footsteps young man. :D

Luís Henrique
20th December 2012, 19:08
2 girls at the same time.....

I think this would be every heterosexual male's answer.....

Except for us privileged few who have done it. And who would answer, 2 girls at the same time, more often.

Luís Henrique

Luís Henrique
20th December 2012, 19:10
Pft, two girls? And what do these women get out of it besides a lack of satisfaction?

Some women are bisexual, hadn't you noticed?

Luís Henrique

Luís Henrique
20th December 2012, 19:12
Overrated

Imagine trying to eat 2 pizzas at the same time. It's hard to get both slices in your mouth at once so you end up concentrating on one and only nibbling at the other. When you've finished you might end up wishing you'd only had one and taken your time to enjoy it properly.

MM-F

Is like trying to eat your favourite pizza while your mate hangs a dog turd under your nose. It will ruin your enjoyment of the delicious pizza and it's more than likely that you'll get some shit on your face.

More than 3 is better cause then it's like sharing a buffet, unless you start fighting with your friend over who gets the last slice.

Seriously, sex is a whole lot different from eating pizza.

Starting with the fact that pizzas don't actually enjoy being eaten.

Luís Henrique

Luís Henrique
20th December 2012, 19:19
On topic, you are all delusional. World ended today at 11:37 AM. It was then almost seamlessly replaced by another, almost identical world, which is the reason most of you didn't notice it.

Luís Henrique

Ravachol
20th December 2012, 19:32
This is what I'll be doing

http://i.imgur.com/XKQkK.jpg

ÑóẊîöʼn
20th December 2012, 19:37
On topic, you are all delusional. World ended today at 11:37 AM. It was then almost seamlessly replaced by another, almost identical world, which is the reason most of you didn't notice it.

Luís Henrique

I thought that was last Thursday (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Last_Thursdayism)? ;)

Delenda Carthago
20th December 2012, 20:30
I seriously dont know...:ohmy:

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
20th December 2012, 20:35
It's from Office Space, so it's partially a joke.

Well, I'm not a fun person so I don't do jokes.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th December 2012, 22:14
I think if the world was about to end I'd probably get as high as possible on as many different things I could get my hands on. I probably wouldn't even notice when the world ended.

I was thinking the same thing but then I realized I'd probably overdose from that. And I don't want to die before the world ends, I want to end with the world.

Flying Purple People Eater
20th December 2012, 22:57
Well, at least we know one thing.

The mayans were artful trolls.

TheGodlessUtopian
20th December 2012, 23:11
Make the revolution happen: rambo style!

Quail
20th December 2012, 23:16
I was thinking the same thing but then I realized I'd probably overdose from that. And I don't want to die before the world ends, I want to end with the world.
That is true, but most of my drugs of choice are pretty hard to overdose on. I'd probably just lose touch with reality.

Let's Get Free
20th December 2012, 23:21
I wish I would have asked a girl on a date, and wish I would've robbed a bank.

mo7amEd
20th December 2012, 23:35
If the world DO end tomorrow then I wish I HADN'T spent the last 4,5 years studying in uni, and instead worked and travelled around the world.

Doflamingo
21st December 2012, 02:21
Learned the song of time.

Q
21st December 2012, 09:31
I have my towel with me at work today. Just in case.

Let's see who gets the referrence

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
21st December 2012, 10:42
Had a trip on mushrooms, performed stand up at least once, finished any of the stories / scripts I've toyed with and given up on over the years, finished 6th form and gone to drama school, gotten married and had our babies sooner.

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
21st December 2012, 10:43
I have my towel with me at work today. Just in case.

Let's see who gets the referrence

Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel's at.

Q
21st December 2012, 11:11
Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel's at.

Someone at work quite literally laughed out loud just now when I showed him my towel.

He's probably going to be the only one, but that was totally worth it :D

TheRedAnarchist23
21st December 2012, 11:21
Hey guys! Guess what! Its 21/12/2012, and the world didn't end! So unexpected!

Q
21st December 2012, 11:31
Hey guys! Guess what! Its 21/12/2012, and the world didn't end! So unexpected!

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-it-s-not-over-yet.png

TheRedAnarchist23
21st December 2012, 11:32
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-it-s-not-over-yet.png

Then when is it over?

mo7amEd
21st December 2012, 11:38
Hey guys! Guess what! Its 21/12/2012, and the world didn't end! So unexpected!

The day isnt over yet.

cynicles
21st December 2012, 11:59
Some women are bisexual, hadn't you noticed?

Luís Henrique

Yes, in fact I too engage in sexual relations with both men and women. I also have many female friends who are bisexual. Based on their experience as the token bisexual girl I happen to know of the limitted sexual capabilities of heterosexual males and the penchant for fibbing about their sex lives.

Q
21st December 2012, 13:46
Then when is it over?

On December 22nd.

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
21st December 2012, 13:57
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-read-marx-4.png

human strike
21st December 2012, 18:42
I'd wish I had done even less work than I have.


I think if the world was about to end I'd probably get as high as possible on as many different things I could get my hands on. I probably wouldn't even notice when the world ended.

I don't see the appeal of this personally. Drugs are great because they allow you to forget about your problems and anxieties. If the world is ending, what problems and anxieties do I have? If the world is ending then I would be looking to have lots and lots of sex with the person I'm in love with. But, that's just me.

Quail
22nd December 2012, 12:23
I don't see the appeal of this personally. Drugs are great because they allow you to forget about your problems and anxieties. If the world is ending, what problems and anxieties do I have? If the world is ending then I would be looking to have lots and lots of sex with the person I'm in love with. But, that's just me.
I think the end of the world would cause me substantial anxiety, tbh. A psychedelic trip would probably help me come to terms with that. Also normally I have responsibilities so I can't just test the limits of what my mind can take.

ÑóẊîöʼn
22nd December 2012, 15:10
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-read-marx-4.png

http://i45.tinypic.com/6xqeew.png

piet11111
22nd December 2012, 21:01
Peace through power Down with GDI !!

Luís Henrique
23rd December 2012, 18:32
Darned Mayans! They cheated on us!

Luís Henrique

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
30th December 2012, 19:33
Comrade, why on earth have you not tried drugs? Haha just kidding, don't follow in my footsteps young man. :D

Well I'm 16, so still living with my parents. I've had opportunities, but I'm terrified of getting caught.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
30th December 2012, 19:35
Well, I'm not a fun person so I don't do jokes.

You never did strike me as a person who enjoys laughter or fun.

Leftsolidarity
30th December 2012, 19:36
Well I'm 16, so still living with my parents. I've had opportunities, but I'm terrified of getting caught.

That always sucked. Sleep over at a buddy's house or something. Gotta get creative.

Art Vandelay
30th December 2012, 21:03
That always sucked. Sleep over at a buddy's house or something. Gotta get creative.

I first started doing drugs when I was 16, but there is no rush. People who start doing drugs when there really young stunt their brain development. No problem waiting till you're 17-18, etc.

Leftsolidarity
30th December 2012, 22:52
I first started doing drugs when I was 16, but there is no rush. People who start doing drugs when there really young stunt their brain development. No problem waiting till you're 17-18, etc.

I started doing "drugs" here and there (drinking and smoking pot) at 14 and more regularly starting around 15-16. I feel weird calling weed "drugs", though, and only starting doing anything like X, morphine, etc. in late 17's early 18. And here I am now :D

But anything more than smoking a lot of pot and drinking a lot, I've only done like once or twice so it's not like I was doing tons of hard drugs. I had a spurt of a huffing problem but does that even count as drugs? It's more of just being a fucking dumbass.

I would actually embrace the fact that you live with your parents TheMza. If I hadn't been living with my parents and they didn't hound my ass, I probably would have been doing way too many drugs and be in a big mess. So I'd say go sleep at a friend's house, smoke some pot and get drunk. Do it like once or twice a month and you got yourself fun teenage times while keeping your shit together.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
2nd January 2013, 01:51
I would actually embrace the fact that you live with your parents TheMza. If I hadn't been living with my parents and they didn't hound my ass, I probably would have been doing way too many drugs and be in a big mess. So I'd say go sleep at a friend's house, smoke some pot and get drunk. Do it like once or twice a month and you got yourself fun teenage times while keeping your shit together.

Oh I don't mean I'm not glad I live my parents at all. I agree with you, if they weren't there, I'd probably have no brain cells left.

People tell me to do the sleepover method, but I'm still so terrified. I'm sure I could get away with it, but I'd have to be pretty brave to do it.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
2nd January 2013, 01:58
I first started doing drugs when I was 16, but there is no rush. People who start doing drugs when there really young stunt their brain development. No problem waiting till you're 17-18, etc.

That's probably what I'll wait for. I'd feel kind of bad doing it now, since my mom is pretty cool about some drugs, mainly weed, and said she would be fine with it as long as I waited till college. It's only two years anyway, so that's no big deal.