after extensive mathematical modeling, scientist declares 'earth is fucked'

[bcbm]

http://io9.com/5966689/after-extensive-mathematical-modeling-scientist-declares-earth-is-fucked

[prolcon]

I'd give any amount of money just to see those exact words written in a serious scientific journal.

[Hermes]

The comments section is even worse than YouTube.

[Yuppie Grinder]

Science has given you your mandate, people: Go blow some shit up.
Well, if science insists...

[Lynx]

Mathematical models and doomsayers have been proven wrong.

[Ravachol]

The commenters look like a bunch of addicts being threatened with having to go cold turkey on their iPhones...

[Vanguard1917]

Basically: 'The earth is fucked; let's hit the caves.'

I think someone's been on their Xbox too long.


http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/187n87s1gdeowjpg/original.jpg

[l'Enfermé]

The day we start taking people with pink hair seriously, we probably should hit the caves.

[bcbm]

glad to see the usual bottom of the barrel reasoning is still the norm around here


'The earth is fucked; let's hit the caves.'not at all actually, try reading again and focusing on all the words

[MarxSchmarx]

how is this news?

[bcbm]

its a piece of possible interest to those here, yes?

[Hermes]

The day we start taking people with pink hair seriously, we probably should hit the caves.

Why does it matter if his hair is pink?

[The Jay]

Why does it matter if his hair is pink?

Are you really going to split hairs here?

[Caj]

Are you really going to split hairs here?

I see what you did there.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

The day we start taking people with pink hair seriously, we probably should hit the caves.


People's hair color is an accurate measure of intelligence?