You're pickup line is....?

[Let's Get Free]

Anyone have any pickup lines?

[hetz]

That's corny as shit.

[The Jay]

Corny sometimes works.

[Zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/user/SimplePickup/

[Ostrinski]

I'm a revolutionary communist. Have sex with me so the workers can control the means of production.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Do people seriously use pick-up lines?

[roy]

hi there *sobs uncontrollably*

[Ostrinski]

Unfortunately. If you can imagine a human that is an idiot then you can conceptualize someone that genuinely thinks that pickup lines will get them laid.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Not in anyway a 'line' but what I said to my wife the first time we met and we were sat next to eachother.

'I can tell from your body language that you don't really like me'

I was nervous and didn't know what to say, it just came out...She thought it was hilarious and endearing :)

[Goblin]

http://t7ak.roblox.com/0a2eca950b98091d636318fc96ed8278

[Blake's Baby]

hi there *sobs uncontrollably*

Awesome. It would work on me.

[ellipsis]

Title should be "Your pickup line is".

I get women with good grammar.

[bcbm]

'hi'

[Yuppie Grinder]

"I'd like to appropriate your means of production."

[Yuppie Grinder]

^I am sincerely apologetic for posting this.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

^I am sincerely apologetic for posting this.

Most pick-up lines seem to be silly jokes anyway.

[Althusser]

"Here's a pamphlet attractive woman" (followed by uncontrollable sweating)

[NewLeft]

I'm a revolutionary communist. Have sex with me so the workers can control the means of production.
you had me at communist

[Quail]

I don't use pick-up lines. If I wanted to chat to someone I'd make conversation about something like the music or the person's t-shirt or just something random.

If guys use pick-up lines on me I tend to just smile and leave. They're not attractive, even as a supposedly cute joke.

[Jack]

I don't think a pickup line has been successful since 1987.

Can we at least make this a "leftist pickup line" thread?

[Ostrinski]

Would you like to read some party literature?

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

I haven't spoken to a stranger that was not introduced to me in an official setting for at least twelve years!

[Yuppie Grinder]

Would you like to read some party literature?

Only if its about commodity fetishism.

[The Jay]

'I think that you're pretty cute and would like to get to know you better.' It has worked for me.

[Althusser]

"Have you ever read Basics by Chairman Avakian? No?! Follow me to my windowless van for an initiation ceremony."

[Let's Get Free]

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I also like "I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities."

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

'hi'

/thread

[Rugged Collectivist]

I saw a good one about Chernobyl once but I can't remember it.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Title should be "Your pickup line is".

I get women with good grammar.

Ha, this really tickled me.

I too go for the grammatically superior.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Ha, this really tickled me.

I too go for the grammatically superior.

People who write properly turn me on. :sneaky:

[Ostrinski]

You had me at the correct use of "your"

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

People who write properly turn me on. :sneaky:

Really? Because, as a Socialist, i'm all for the abolition of private properly!

[hetz]

Chukled.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Really? Because, as a Socialist, i'm all for the abolition of private properly!

Must be some sort of sub-conscious bourgeois yearning!