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Avanti
1st December 2012, 12:07
if you want

a strong crew

which always

will be united

you need

to access

the magical-mythical realm

of bonding

the rite of passage

can be to spill

your own blood

in a bowl

and then mix it

and then smear your faces

genitals

or tongues with it

it can also be

to engage

in group sex orgies

take hallucinogenic drugs together

have friendly knife duels

or kill a nazi

and eat his brain

everything is possible

engage

in a rite of passage

and you will feel

much closer

to your crew

Zostrianos
1st December 2012, 21:02
This thread's got amazing potential:thumbup1:

Yuppie Grinder
1st December 2012, 21:31
if you want

a strong crew

which always

will be united

you need

to access

the magical-mythical realm

of bonding

the rite of passage

can be to spill

your own blood

in a bowl

and then mix it

and then smear your faces

genitals

or tongues with it

it can also be

to engage

in group sex orgies

take hallucinogenic drugs together

have friendly knife duels

or kill a nazi

and eat his brain

everything is possible

engage

in a rite of passage

and you will feel

much closer

to your crew

I am totally down for this bro, especially the bolded bits.

Yuppie Grinder
1st December 2012, 21:31
sounds a bit cultish, but i would totally join a cult if avanti was the leader

soso17
1st December 2012, 21:54
sounds a bit cultish, but i would totally join a cult if avanti was the leader

…a sort of post-modern Jim Jones? LOL!

#FF0000
1st December 2012, 22:21
sounds a bit cultish, but i would totally join a cult if avanti was the leader

we are all avanti

Ostrinski
1st December 2012, 22:31
Call me subtle but this doesn't appeal to me.

Comrade Samuel
1st December 2012, 22:37
…a sort of post-modern Jim Jones? LOL!

(Insert immature kool-aid joke here)

Seriously what the hell is this? It's a wonder half of these avanti threads don't end up in chit-chat.

ÑóẊîöʼn
1st December 2012, 22:43
Or you could, you know, just act in a way that garners respect and trust.

TheRedAnarchist23
1st December 2012, 22:45
if you want

a strong crew

which always

will be united

you need

to access

the magical-mythical realm

of bonding

the rite of passage

can be to spill

your own blood

in a bowl

and then mix it

and then smear your faces

genitals

or tongues with it

it can also be

to engage

in group sex orgies

take hallucinogenic drugs together

have friendly knife duels

or kill a nazi

and eat his brain

everything is possible

engage

in a rite of passage

and you will feel

much closer

to your crew


You forgot about getting a nuke in MW2 using only intervention FMJ, throwing knife, and stuns!
That would really make me trust that person!

Avanti
2nd December 2012, 14:40
Or you could, you know, just act in a way that garners respect and trust.

that depends

on what

you want to do

do you want?

to fly?

so high?

over the rainbow?

do you want

to catch

the stars

do you?

the best way

to move forward

is to burn

burn the bridges back

so no one can retreat

sharing

dark secrets

creates

a stronger bond

a mythical-mystical bond

of kinship

ÑóẊîöʼn
3rd December 2012, 05:14
No, if someone wishes to break off a relationship with me they should be free to do so without having to take any excess emotional or psychological baggage with them. People should not be pressured into doing (or not doing) things with which they're not comfortable.

The lives we lead present us with challenges enough. What is gained through creating a hoop to jump through, if it means the hand of Custom is as omnipresent and oppressive as that of the State today?

Yuppie Grinder
3rd December 2012, 05:33
If eating nazi brains makes you uncomfortable what are you doing on this website?

Yuppie Grinder
3rd December 2012, 05:34
In all seriousness, Noxion, I agree with you.

Avanti
3rd December 2012, 12:08
No, if someone wishes to break off a relationship with me they should be free to do so without having to take any excess emotional or psychological baggage with them. People should not be pressured into doing (or not doing) things with which they're not comfortable.

The lives we lead present us with challenges enough. What is gained through creating a hoop to jump through, if it means the hand of Custom is as omnipresent and oppressive as that of the State today?

when you are

doing a revolution

people cannot leave

because

when they leave

they can

call the coppers

or join the nazis

you see

the problem?

ÑóẊîöʼn
3rd December 2012, 16:01
I've not known anyone who's just suddenly decided to be a Nazi or a cop without any kind of prior indication or warning.

Maybe it's the kind of friends I make?

Avanti
10th December 2012, 10:07
I've not known anyone who's just suddenly decided to be a Nazi or a cop without any kind of prior indication or warning.

Maybe it's the kind of friends I make?

have you

ever

been involved

in the anti-fascist

struggle?

if you haven't

you should

listen to grandpa avanti

i'm a veteran

in the anti-fascist struggle

of the 1990s

we had infiltrators in their ranks

they had infiltrators in our ranks

especially

amongst the girlfriends

when a girl broke up with one of them

she ended up amongst us

and vice versa

a lot

of our efforts

was identifying

snitches

most of us

were 14-19 years old

our most productive age

but all passions

are much stronger

really

human beings

are only alive for real

when they are 0 - 30 years old

after that

they are dying

we are ruled

by zombies

Myrdin
10th December 2012, 10:22
I can deal with the orgies and the cannibalism really, but the drugs, I will have no part in the drugs!

kashkin
10th December 2012, 11:23
if you want
can be to spill

your own blood

in a bowl

and then mix it

and then smear your faces

genitals

or tongues with it

it can also be

to engage

in group sex orgies

take hallucinogenic drugs together

have friendly knife duels

or kill a nazi

and eat his brain

everything is possible

engage

in a rite of passage

and you will feel

much closer

to your crew

Aside from the fact that smearing blood everywhere carries huge health risks, I do hope the activities above are not meant to be done at the same time.

kashkin
10th December 2012, 11:26
they are dying

we are ruled

by zombies

Ah, it is defeating the zombie apocalypse that will result in the emancipation of the working class and the rise of the communistic mode of production.

Avanti
10th December 2012, 12:03
Ah, it is defeating the zombie apocalypse that will result in the emancipation of the working class and the rise of the communistic mode of production.

now

we are

talking

Avanti
10th December 2012, 12:21
Aside from the fact that smearing blood everywhere carries huge health risks, I do hope the activities above are not meant to be done at the same time.

nothing is meant

to be

everything is

as a matter of fact

the japanese red army

had pretty cool

rites of passage