Grenzer
20th November 2012, 10:43
Comrades, I have made a major discovery today.
In a dusty, forgotten corner of the Soviet Archives, I stumbled across a neglected binder. With a slight degree of apprehension, I opened the binder, and what I found inside was beautiful.
It was the theory of Socialism in not one, not two, but THREE countries.
This unknown text was written by known other than the glorious Comrade Stalin himself! Comrades, I believe the implications of this are enormous. This changes everything we have ever known about the theory of Marxism-Leninism. For decades, the formerly glorious Theory of Socialism in One Country has been lampooned by liberals and counter-revolutionaries, but Socialism in Three Countries? This alone can solve the crisis of theory and bring about the merger of Marxism and the workers' movement.
Comrade Stalin informs us in this text that Socialism in One Country is, in fact, impossible. However, he also notes with optimism that the construction of socialism was not being attempted in one country, but three. Had the construction of socialism been attempted in the USSR alone, Comrade Stalin informs us, it would have been a miserable disaster, or in his words, a "tragicomic" one. Thankfully, the construction of socialism was being attempted in not just the USSR, but in the Tuvan People's Republic and the People's Republic of Mongolia as well. Too often, these glorious workers' states have been forgotten by contemporary revolutionaries.
Stalin continued to expound on the results of the successful implementation of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. We are informed that the this theory was so successful that classless society had, in fact, actually been achieved by the end of 1929. One might wonder how such a momentous achievement has been hitherto unnoticed, and Comrade Stalin did not leave us wanting for an explanation.
Seeing the successful results of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries, the global bourgeoisie endeavored to the massive undertaking of suppressing the news of the achievement of classless society in the former USSR, Tuvan People's Republic, and People's Republic of Mongolia. In this, the bourgeoisie succeeded. They actually managed to destroy every trace of physical evidence that classless society had been achieved, thankfully we have Stalin's word for it.
It is important to note that, in the opinion of Comrade Stalin, the theory of Socialism in Three Countries is not actually a new innovation, but a continuation of the legacy of Lenin. Discerning ultra-leftists might comment that no where in Lenin's published works did he ever endorse a view of the construction of Socialism in One Country, let alone three; however, Comrade Stalin informs us that Lenin did, in fact, explicitly endorse the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. There remain several unpublished works of Lenin that outline the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. which, according to Stalin, must remain in the Archive to safeguard them against counter-revolutionaries and revisionists.
We all know how this story ends. Sadly. It is no mystery to us that revisionism spontaneously occurred in the former USSR on March 5, 1953; and that the stateless society became a revisionist one.
I have begun a correspondence with famed independent historian Lars Lih to inquire into the possibility of a sequel to his acclaimed book, Lenin Rediscovered. The title of this hypothetical sequel would be, naturally, Stalin Rediscovered. He has little doubt that this recently uncovered work will change the face of contemporary Marxism forever and usher in a new period of global revolution.
In addition to this monumental discovery, the binder contained a series of letters between famed Soviet exile Leon Trotsky and dissidents from the CPUSA. Unfortunately, he had much less to say. The text is as follows:
"The entire edifice of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries at the present time is built on lies and falsification and bears within itself the poisonous elements of its own decay"
"P.S. Fuck Stalin and the theory of Socialism in Three Countries."
-Leon Trotsky; March, 1930.
I hope to finish scanning this voluminous text in the coming days so it can be distributed amongst revolutionaries worldwide. It may well take a lifetime of study to comprehend the sublime intellectual foundation behind the theory of Socialism in Three Countries.
The night grows late, so I wish to end it by proposing a toast to the successful proliferation of international proletarian revolution, Comrade Stalin, and the victorious theory of Socialism in Three Countries.
Working men of three countries, unite!
In a dusty, forgotten corner of the Soviet Archives, I stumbled across a neglected binder. With a slight degree of apprehension, I opened the binder, and what I found inside was beautiful.
It was the theory of Socialism in not one, not two, but THREE countries.
This unknown text was written by known other than the glorious Comrade Stalin himself! Comrades, I believe the implications of this are enormous. This changes everything we have ever known about the theory of Marxism-Leninism. For decades, the formerly glorious Theory of Socialism in One Country has been lampooned by liberals and counter-revolutionaries, but Socialism in Three Countries? This alone can solve the crisis of theory and bring about the merger of Marxism and the workers' movement.
Comrade Stalin informs us in this text that Socialism in One Country is, in fact, impossible. However, he also notes with optimism that the construction of socialism was not being attempted in one country, but three. Had the construction of socialism been attempted in the USSR alone, Comrade Stalin informs us, it would have been a miserable disaster, or in his words, a "tragicomic" one. Thankfully, the construction of socialism was being attempted in not just the USSR, but in the Tuvan People's Republic and the People's Republic of Mongolia as well. Too often, these glorious workers' states have been forgotten by contemporary revolutionaries.
Stalin continued to expound on the results of the successful implementation of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. We are informed that the this theory was so successful that classless society had, in fact, actually been achieved by the end of 1929. One might wonder how such a momentous achievement has been hitherto unnoticed, and Comrade Stalin did not leave us wanting for an explanation.
Seeing the successful results of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries, the global bourgeoisie endeavored to the massive undertaking of suppressing the news of the achievement of classless society in the former USSR, Tuvan People's Republic, and People's Republic of Mongolia. In this, the bourgeoisie succeeded. They actually managed to destroy every trace of physical evidence that classless society had been achieved, thankfully we have Stalin's word for it.
It is important to note that, in the opinion of Comrade Stalin, the theory of Socialism in Three Countries is not actually a new innovation, but a continuation of the legacy of Lenin. Discerning ultra-leftists might comment that no where in Lenin's published works did he ever endorse a view of the construction of Socialism in One Country, let alone three; however, Comrade Stalin informs us that Lenin did, in fact, explicitly endorse the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. There remain several unpublished works of Lenin that outline the theory of Socialism in Three Countries. which, according to Stalin, must remain in the Archive to safeguard them against counter-revolutionaries and revisionists.
We all know how this story ends. Sadly. It is no mystery to us that revisionism spontaneously occurred in the former USSR on March 5, 1953; and that the stateless society became a revisionist one.
I have begun a correspondence with famed independent historian Lars Lih to inquire into the possibility of a sequel to his acclaimed book, Lenin Rediscovered. The title of this hypothetical sequel would be, naturally, Stalin Rediscovered. He has little doubt that this recently uncovered work will change the face of contemporary Marxism forever and usher in a new period of global revolution.
In addition to this monumental discovery, the binder contained a series of letters between famed Soviet exile Leon Trotsky and dissidents from the CPUSA. Unfortunately, he had much less to say. The text is as follows:
"The entire edifice of the theory of Socialism in Three Countries at the present time is built on lies and falsification and bears within itself the poisonous elements of its own decay"
"P.S. Fuck Stalin and the theory of Socialism in Three Countries."
-Leon Trotsky; March, 1930.
I hope to finish scanning this voluminous text in the coming days so it can be distributed amongst revolutionaries worldwide. It may well take a lifetime of study to comprehend the sublime intellectual foundation behind the theory of Socialism in Three Countries.
The night grows late, so I wish to end it by proposing a toast to the successful proliferation of international proletarian revolution, Comrade Stalin, and the victorious theory of Socialism in Three Countries.
Working men of three countries, unite!