Some Q's about Fascists

[Jimmie Higgins]

1. Do people on fascist blogs and web forums sometimes get called "grammer nazis"?

Do they consider that tag a point of pride?

2. I wonder if anyone in Athens has ever been given a ticket by a cop and said: "I don't deserve that, you fascist!" Only to have the cop reply: "well yes I'm a fascist, but that's not why I stopped you".




Please help me write some more... for my antifascist stand-up act.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

I don't get the second one.

[Jimmie Higgins]

I don't get the second one.My career is over before it began:(

This is why I need help coming up with jokes.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Just say things posted on Stormfront, always gives me a chuckle.

[Ostrinski]

I don't get the second one.Many Greek cops are supporters of/voters for GD. Over 50% I believe.

[The Douche]

The phrase "anti-fascist standup" makes me cringe so hard.

[hatzel]

Would you call the show 'The stand-up to fascism comedy tour'?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The phrase "anti-fascist standup" makes me cringe so hard.
Can you enable rep in chit chat long enough for me to 'thank' this post?

[Jimmie Higgins]

Would you call the show 'The stand-up to fascism comedy tour'?

It would be called The Antiha Hour and there'd be a jazzy live band - you know for music between sets and to punctuate the punchlines. 2 drink minimum.

[#FF0000]

It would be called The Antiha Hour
http://i.imgur.com/FHhK8.jpg

[Jimmie Higgins]

I can keep going with my ironic stand-up if folks want.

When fascists meet up to play basketball, do they divide up the teams by brownshirts and skins?

Have you heard the one about the Nazi, Minutman, and Skinhead who go to a bar? The bartended asks them each, "What'll you have" and the Minutman says, "America for Americans" and the Skinhead says, "I'll have white pride" and the Nazi says, "Hey guys let's get the hell out of here because the other customers are surrounding us and threatening to kick our asses!"

[The Douche]

And whats the deal with airline food?

[#FF0000]

When fascists meet up to play basketball, do they divide up the teams by brownshirts and skins?

This one isn't bad actually

[MarxSchmarx]

There were quite a few good ones from Nazi germany, I think one went like:

The German army got word that the Italians joined the war.

German general: "We need 10 divisions to deal with them".
The scout responds: "Herr general, they are on our side"
German general: "In that case, we'll need 20 divisions."

[Jimmie Higgins]

And whats the deal with airline food?I know, right!

She know's what I'm talking about.

Woooo!

G'night everyone, you've been great!
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