Would you ever eat a Cop?

[Yuppie Grinder]

Between a few friends of mine and I, we have a running joke about desiring to eat a police officer. You wouldn't kill the officer before eating them, more likely you'd find them already dead. The idea of eating a cop is almost to hilarious and rad. I'm not a violent sort of guy, but come on that is just hysterical.
You could make bacon out of them and that'd be super clever. You could prepare the meat in all sorts of ways, but you really should strive to make pork-esque meals because come on that's like the whole point of eating a cop.
You could also just eat him Cannibal Holocaust style if you wanted to be hardcore, but that's way to ratchet for me.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

No... just no.

[Igor]

the fuck

[khad]

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

[Let's Get Free]

No, I wouldn't.

[Sea]

Why must the cop be dead first?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I tell you, the hardest part to eat is the taser, but the zingy flavour makes it totally worth it.

[Questionable]

Any true leftist would cook up the cop and then feed him to the poverty-stricken.

[Yuppie Grinder]

I'm very pleased that more of you would than wouldn't.

[TheRedAnarchist23]

Now I know why some people like to call them pigs.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

No, I'm Jewish.

[Raúl Duke]

we prefer to eat the rich

[Pirate Utopian]

I love bacon.

[Quail]

No, I wouldn't. If you just came across a dead cop, you'd have no idea how long s/he had been there, and the idea of just hacking a piece off a random corpse and eating it is pretty disgusting, even if it is a cop or any other tool of oppression.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Just because no one said they would, I'll say yes.

You could use part of them to make bacon, then wrap the bacon around the rest of it, and deep fry it. And then put cool whip on top of it.

[Althusser]

Keep him alive, start at the bottom.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Some of these answers are scaring me.

[Fawkes]

just make sure it's cooked to 140 degrees Fahrenheit first

[helot]

We should also use their trotters to make crubeens.

[Caj]

This thread makes me hungry :drool:

[Prometeo liberado]

As a culinarian I would have to try it once. Maybe sashimi style or the way Ray Liotta had his brain eaten. Yeah the Raymond Liotta way. I want to share the experiance with my host.



Alright I'll finish it:

"Along with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

[maskerade]

in my opinion, it'd be more enjoyable to force cops to eat each other

[Ele'ill]

Dinuguan

[Ostrinski]

The day Glenn Beck starts pulling quotes from revleft it will be this thread he starts with :lol:

[Regicollis]

RevLeft - Constantly fighting to raise class consciousness... :unsure:

[Yuppie Grinder]

I think a lot of you naysayers are overlooking the pragmatic and environmental benefits of cannibalism.

[Let's Get Free]

The day Glenn Beck starts pulling quotes from revleft it will be this thread he starts with :lol:

Yeah, he'd write it on his stupid blackboard.

[#FF0000]

me n a friend were imagining a psa with barry bonds in a white room with a cop tied to the chair talking like

"kids if there's one thing i can't stand, it's a cop. and you know what I do when some pig comes up to me trying to ruin my day? I just step back..." -barry bonds slams cop in head w/ bat- "and knock one out of the park"

~~~~~~* the more you know

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Yes, given the chance I would eat an already dead police officer. Inject the meat with Cajun and Teriyaki sauce, put some rub on it, deep fry it, mmm.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

I think a lot of you naysayers are overlooking the pragmatic and environmental benefits of cannibalism.

Well slaughterhouses are so bad for the environment, maybe eating free range cops is the answer.

[Yuppie Grinder]

Well slaughterhouses are so bad for the environment, maybe eating free range cops is the answer.

That and instead of paying for extravagantly expensive funeral services, America could just eat its deceased.

[Prometeo liberado]

Yes, given the chance I would eat an already dead police officer. Inject the meat with Cajun and Teriyaki sauce, put some rub on it, deep fry it, mmm.

You may want to be careful with this because unless you are using flour as well the rub won't really be sticking to the meat. You could end up screwing up the fryer. And that turns into a fiasco! Everything else sounds spot on though. Bon Appetit!

Maybe this thread should be moved to Learning.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/NoXion604/riot-cop-on-fire1.jpg

Slow-roasted goodness...

[Sentinel]

Well I'm not into cannibalism (thanks for asking) but if we are talking about a desolate island, starving situation, we knew help would come nut one had to be eaten.. And there were two people besides me, one was a cop and the other wasn't well thesn who knows :blushing:

But yeah I'm kidding really, this too horrific to even joke about (and still I did).. Moving thread to Chit Chat (evem though trashcan crossed my mind tbh) This is a schoolbook example of the kind of stuff that doesnt belong in nonpoli, which is meant for serious stuff.

[Delenda Carthago]

I never eat a pig/ cause a pig is a cop.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Well, as long as nobody's already cut out the back strap, that'd be good. Slice thin, put a layer of garlic, onion, butter, black pepper, cayenne, a layer of bacon, and a bit of salt. Roll up, stick a toothpick in to hold it together, barbecue slowly.



If anyone's wondering, that's a venison recipe.