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Jimmie Higgins
31st October 2012, 14:41
Happy Halloween everyone. It's my favorite holiday celebrated in the US and teaches kids about wealth distribution - through direct action, monsters, and candy!
So here's to the specters of communism everywhere and the hope that one day centuries of dead labor will rise from it's entombment in the capital and property of our rulers, revived and brought back into the world of the living by a new generation of capitalism's gravediggers.:D
ÑóẊîöʼn
31st October 2012, 15:22
How appropriate that it should be around this time of year that I start feeling a cold chill, as if the tentacles of death itself were coiling themselves all around me.
As the path of the Sun sinks in the sky and the evenings get longer, the world outside turns a frosty grey with the more frequent cloud cover, and I start wishing I had the ability to hibernate.
Thirsty Crow
31st October 2012, 15:29
How appropriate that it should be around this time of year that I start feeling a cold chill, as if the tentacles of death itself were coiling themselves all around me.
As the path of the Sun sinks in the sky and the evenings get longer, the world outside turns a frosty grey with the more frequent cloud cover, and I start wishing I had the ability to hibernate.
You're a bundle of joy ain't ya :lol:
thriller
31st October 2012, 17:59
How appropriate that it should be around this time of year that I start feeling a cold chill, as if the tentacles of death itself were coiling themselves all around me.
As the path of the Sun sinks in the sky and the evenings get longer, the world outside turns a frosty grey with the more frequent cloud cover, and I start wishing I had the ability to hibernate.
Man I love fall, and winter is the best season of all. Yeah, I'm a seasonist, come at me bro? As for communism and halloween, I need to make a jack-o-lantern for the kiddies this year, what leftist message should I put on it? I did a hammer and sickle last year, so that's out.
Pirate Utopian
31st October 2012, 20:52
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter then the Sun
Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than y'all
And I would never, I would never, I would never fall
I'm being hated by the seasons
So fuck y'all who hatin' for no reason
sunfarstar
31st October 2012, 20:57
Class war!done!
Ostrinski
31st October 2012, 21:03
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday celebrated in the United States. Because there is nothing in the world I love more than food. Nothing.
Let's Get Free
31st October 2012, 21:12
I really don't give a damn about Halloween.
Ostrinski
31st October 2012, 21:16
Me neither. No trick-or-treating at the Ostrinski household, lights off no candy.
Prometeo liberado
31st October 2012, 21:21
I thought it said HUNT THE RICH. Pretty sure I got screwed again, pretty sure.:(
Vladimir Innit Lenin
31st October 2012, 21:42
I really don't give a shit about halloween but I appreciate the sentiment. I'll never beg at the door of the rich man though, just smash his door in, innit.
Or stay in watch the footie. Yeah.
Pirate Utopian
31st October 2012, 22:42
I might watch The Wicker Man remake for Halloween. Mostly for Nic Cage though.
Let's Get Free
31st October 2012, 22:44
I hate the douchebag-infested Halloween parties.
GPDP
31st October 2012, 22:47
Halloween is 3spooky5me.
cynicles
31st October 2012, 22:54
I like Halloween, but you have to know with whom and how to spend it.
TheRedAnarchist23
31st October 2012, 23:22
14ºC right now! That is way too cold for me. I can withstand without trouble temperatures of 40ºC, but not under 20ºC!
I am already sick and it is not even winter yet!
Halloween is american holiday. Traditionaly we have (on the day you have halloween) the day of all saints.
And the Troika wants to take away our holidays, they say next year we will no longer have this holiday!
Trap Queen Voxxy
31st October 2012, 23:27
I fucking love All Hallow's Eve, idk wtf any of you are talking about.
Candy, violence, drinking, being macabre for no damn reason, spooky shit, get to be legally half-naked, what is wrong with any of the above? I mean, candy.
cynicles
31st October 2012, 23:42
14ºC right now! That is way too cold for me. I can withstand without trouble temperatures of 40ºC, but not under 20ºC!
I am already sick and it is not even winter yet!
Halloween is american holiday. Traditionaly we have (on the day you have halloween) the day of all saints.
And the Troika wants to take away our holidays, they say next year we will no longer have this holiday!
lulz! 14ºC? That's pretty nice for this time fo the year where I live.
thriller
31st October 2012, 23:48
I might watch The Wicker Man remake for Halloween. Mostly for Nic Cage though.
No! Not the bees!
I should watch the original Halloween 2. The scene with all the blood squirting out that nurses IV's is just disturbing.
TheRedAnarchist23
1st November 2012, 00:23
lulz! 14ºC? That's pretty nice for this time fo the year where I live.
Any temperature below 20ºC has the amasing ability of getting me sick.
I bet where you live people don't have to handle schorchingly hot sun, and 40ºC in the summer. At 40º you are constantly sweating, you feel like walking around naked, and you wish you were able to afford an air conditioner, which is impossible because of the crisis.
ÑóẊîöʼn
1st November 2012, 00:46
Man I love fall, and winter is the best season of all. Yeah, I'm a seasonist, come at me bro?
Trust me, when I become the First Citizen of All Humanity, I'm going to see to it that winter is abolished. I'm thinking an orbital array of mirrors should do it.
Jimmie Higgins
1st November 2012, 04:03
I thought it said HUNT THE RICH. Pretty sure I got screwed again, pretty sure.:(
That would be too kind - allowing them to run free like that, giving them more of a sporting chance than we get? No, in the proletarian cannibal uprising, we'll use ironic means to expropriate the flesh from the expropriators. First, instead of a trial we'll put them on the auction block and let the invisible hand determine their price according to the laws of BOO-ply and DEMON-d. Then their new owners will take them to cattle ranches and chicken farms, placing them in small stacked cages. After stuffing them with McDonald's food (only 25% of the ingredients will be other ground up ruling class people-meat) for months, we'll break their spirits by making them walk in circles for no apparent reason and then making them do 8 hours of data-entry. When the time is right and their spirits have been broken they will be lead down narrow series of corridors at the end of which they will be hit over the head with a sledgehammer. They will then be ground-up and made into McDonald's meat to be fed to the next 1%er. Now that's what I call prolet-SCARY-ian justice. Hehehahahaahaaaa![/Crypt-Keeper Voice]
thriller
1st November 2012, 05:22
Trust me, when I become the First Citizen of All Humanity, I'm going to see to it that winter is abolished. I'm thinking an orbital array of mirrors should do it.
Can't you just leave a little patch of winter for me? It'd be nice.
thriller
1st November 2012, 05:27
Any temperature below 20ºC has the amasing ability of getting me sick.
I bet where you live people don't have to handle schorchingly hot sun, and 40ºC in the summer. At 40º you are constantly sweating, you feel like walking around naked, and you wish you were able to afford an air conditioner, which is impossible because of the crisis.
Lol. This summer it was 40 C for 2 straight weeks. And I hauled gravel 'eryday. And in the winter it's usually around -4 C and will be -23 C sometimes for days on end. Makes me feel so alive for braving that shit. Sometimes I'll be outside all day :)
Yuppie Grinder
1st November 2012, 06:21
I might watch The Wicker Man remake for Halloween. Mostly for Nic Cage though.
That movie is hilarious. Nicolas Cage's character is far and away the craziest person in the film.
Pirate Utopian
1st November 2012, 10:38
I know, I've seen it a few times already.
cynicles
2nd November 2012, 01:04
Any temperature below 20ºC has the amasing ability of getting me sick.
I bet where you live people don't have to handle schorchingly hot sun, and 40ºC in the summer. At 40º you are constantly sweating, you feel like walking around naked, and you wish you were able to afford an air conditioner, which is impossible because of the crisis.
Canada has extreme weather temperature wise. It's cold as fuck in January and too damn humid and hot in July. So we get both.
Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
2nd November 2012, 01:13
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday celebrated in the United States. Because there is nothing in the world I love more than food. Nothing.
All the food sucks though.
cynicles
2nd November 2012, 01:19
All the food sucks though.
Thanksgiving, all about giving thanks your ancestors killed off all the natives so you could enjoy their land.
PC LOAD LETTER
2nd November 2012, 01:22
Any temperature below 20ºC has the amasing ability of getting me sick.
I bet where you live people don't have to handle schorchingly hot sun, and 40ºC in the summer. At 40º you are constantly sweating, you feel like walking around naked, and you wish you were able to afford an air conditioner, which is impossible because of the crisis.
I grew up in the swamps of south Louisiana (40C+ during summers, extremely humid, throwing rocks at alligators for fun, etc), now I live somewhere colder. It's been in the 40s and 50s the last couple of weeks and it's amazing. I can't wait until it drops below freezing. Probably by the end of this month it'll be below freezing at night. It was in the 30s (0-4c) a couple of nights this week.
<3 hoodie weather, which also happens to be "camping season" for me. Camping's better when it's cold. All bundled up in a sleeping bag, flat rock you warmed by the fire put under your feet, no spider bites on your face in the morning, etc etc.
thriller
2nd November 2012, 05:00
All the food sucks though.
Dood, rly? How... why... but..?
FUCKING TURKEY CRANBERRY-SAUCE CARROTS PUMPKINPIEZ MASHED-TATERS STUFFINGZ BEEEERRR!!11
See, you're wrong
Ostrinski
2nd November 2012, 05:11
All the food sucks though.What?! Turkey, corn pudding, green beans, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, oyster stuffing (don't knock), macncheese, list is endless. Fuck. Man..
Ostrinski
2nd November 2012, 05:12
Thanksgiving, all about giving thanks your ancestors killed off all the natives so you could enjoy their land.nothing I can do about it.
cynicles
2nd November 2012, 05:43
nothing I can do about it.
I know, I was just being dramatic.
Ele'ill
2nd November 2012, 06:03
fucking asshole Halloween hipster shit fucks drunk in the middle of all the roads while I drive to work at 2:30 in the morning I dont' care about your shirt you lackwit get out of the road or i fear this car's face will murder your pelvis into ten thousand pieces try drinking that off tomorrow morning nice hair.
Yuppie Grinder
3rd November 2012, 02:24
All the food sucks though.
Hell no. Turkey, mashed taters, cranberries, stuffing, that shit is too dank.
Jimmie Higgins
4th November 2012, 07:39
Thanksgiving=family, food, national myths
Halloween=Socializing with non-family, alcohol, candy, horror movies, and a ritualized version of pesant rioting.
Halloween wins.
The media never tries to discourage us from paracticing Thanksgiving - no yearly warnings about razor blades in Cranberry sauce on the local news. Chiristmas should also have the family aspects of it gutted and the holdiay should return to public drinking and threats against people who don't provide drinks. Holidays where you stay in your own home and off the streets? Think about it maaaaaaan.
Yuppie Grinder
8th November 2012, 03:42
Chiristmas should also have the family aspects of it gutted and the holdiay should return to public drinking and threats against people who don't provide drinks.
Also bring back orgies, but leave the ritual sacrifices to the sun god or whatever.
cynicles
9th November 2012, 01:16
Also bring back orgies, but leave the ritual sacrifices to the sun god or whatever.
The ritual sacrifice is the best part, that's good eating. Praise Apollo!
PS. Remember to ask a greek forum poster how the Golden Dawn reconciles the past sexual practices of the Greek people with it's hetero-chauvinist ideology.
PC LOAD LETTER
9th November 2012, 06:46
The ritual sacrifice is the best part, that's good eating. Praise Apollo!
PS. Remember to ask a greek forum poster how the Golden Dawn reconciles the past sexual practices of the Greek people with it's hetero-chauvinist ideology.
ask Delenda Carthago
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