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Let's Get Free
31st October 2012, 04:57
Obama vs Romney is the worst reality show on TV since the Tila Tequila days. The characters are terrible, there's no suspense, and the biggest thing is, it lacks both spontaneity and a gross-out factor.

Furthermore, both Obama and Romney supporters are lukewarm. They seem to be voting against the other candidate, not for their candidate.

Yuppie Grinder
31st October 2012, 05:00
Furthermore, both Obama and Romney supporters are lukewarm. They seem to be voting against the other candidate, not for their candidate.

This is most elections in America.
Obama is obviously going to win.

l'Enfermé
31st October 2012, 05:01
At least the last one had Sarah Palin. I was really hoping McCain would win and then get JFKd so Palin becomes President.

Edit: Also it would have been awesome if that crazy woman became the GOP candidate this election. Or the Texan guy. There's just nothing special about Obama or Romney they are so boring and vanilla.

Ostrinski
31st October 2012, 06:03
I can't decide whether I want Romney to win so the conservatives will shut the fuck up or if I want Obama to win so I can watch them all go fucking nuts

Crux
31st October 2012, 08:13
A mormon president? Somehow I suspect Romneys friends on the further right might turn on him in time. In fact, if he loses they will probably say it's because his policies were.not far right enough.

Robespierres Neck
31st October 2012, 08:39
At least the last one had Sarah Palin. I was really hoping McCain would win and then get JFKd so Palin becomes President.

Why would you want that to happen? Insanity!

thriller
31st October 2012, 18:03
Yeah, as Amadeo said, Obama is going to win, so who the fuck even bothers to pay attention? I mean, even if one is really into electoral politics and finds it interesting, I don't know how they could think Romney has a chance. And as Majakovskij stated, a Mormon president? Yeah, the evangelicals in the south are already going to vote for someone other than Romney. Most evangelicals find Mormonism offensive because jesus is not top dog.

Brosa Luxemburg
31st October 2012, 18:28
At least the last one had Sarah Palin. I was really hoping McCain would win and then get JFKd so Palin becomes President.

Edit: Also it would have been awesome if that crazy woman became the GOP candidate this election. Or the Texan guy. There's just nothing special about Obama or Romney they are so boring and vanilla.

Gotta disagree. ;)

Yuppie Grinder
31st October 2012, 19:22
A mormon president? Somehow I suspect Romneys friends on the further right might turn on him in time. In fact, if he loses they will probably say it's because his policies were.not far right enough.

that and a lot of fundies won't vote for a mormon

Crux
31st October 2012, 19:50
OjrthOPLAKM

Doflamingo
31st October 2012, 20:04
I just love watching Mitt Romney flip-flop with his opinions. It seriously makes my day.

Raúl Duke
31st October 2012, 22:59
I know last election there was a wave of post-election parties "yes we can"

This election no matter who wins there will be no such parties...
so it's boring and it sucks.

Igor
31st October 2012, 23:09
i'm having a huge rmoney coke fest if willard wins

cynicles
31st October 2012, 23:18
i'm having a huge rmoney coke fest if willard wins
Where I'm living on the children of Capitalist do cocaine, are you the child of a capitalist Igor?

Os Cangaceiros
1st November 2012, 00:00
Yeah, the evangelicals in the south are already going to vote for someone other than Romney.

I don't imagine that happening. Last election most evangelical Christians didn't even vote. They'll probably get a bigger turnout this year, because I think for most the fever-pitch of Obama hatred will outweight their misgivings about Romney's Mormonism.

Geiseric
1st November 2012, 08:51
Where I'm living on the children of Capitalist do cocaine, are you the child of a capitalist Igor?

Didn't cocaine start off with slave laborers in Peru during colonialism?

cynicles
2nd November 2012, 01:05
Didn't cocaine start off with slave laborers in Peru during colonialism?
I don't know but them rich kids sure like snorting it, and MDMA, lots of MDMA.

Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores
2nd November 2012, 01:11
I can't decide whether I want Romney to win so the conservatives will shut the fuck up or if I want Obama to win so I can watch them all go fucking nuts

Seeing conservatives go apeshit will be way better. I can't wait to hear about how we're turning to communism.

Rugged Collectivist
2nd November 2012, 16:57
I want Obama to win, because then the right will have to shut the fuck up about him being really unpopular. They won't of course, but it will make them look even more ridiculous.

Crux
2nd November 2012, 18:36
QEQOvyGbBtY

Brosa Luxemburg
5th November 2012, 18:58
Speaking of Whitest Kids U Know....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsWLBOyEv6o

Prinskaj
7th November 2012, 03:00
Also it would have been awesome if that crazy woman became the GOP candidate this election. Or the Texan guy. There's just nothing special about Obama or Romney they are so boring and vanilla. We need to get some Newt Gingrich up in this shit! That man is cartoonishly evil.

Ostrinski
7th November 2012, 03:08
Gingrich is what we might call "the scum of the earth"

Yuppie Grinder
7th November 2012, 03:13
It's funny how Mitt Romney avoids so many questions in interviews to keep from making a fool of himself.

Prinskaj
7th November 2012, 03:29
Gingrich is what we might call "the scum of the earth" And even that would be an understatement. I'm not even talking about his policies, but just him as a person, he really is like a super villain from a saturday morning cartoon. "Honey, I know you were just diagnosed with a cancer that may kill you, but I really think we should start seeing other people."

Yuppie Grinder
7th November 2012, 03:33
Gingrich is what we might call "the scum of the earth"

Don't you want moon colonies?

Prinskaj
7th November 2012, 03:54
Don't you want moon colonies? Oh right, he wanted to make fucking moon bases, that's pretty awesome.. NEWT GINGRICH 2016!