this guy who went to my school got bit on the cheek and turned into obama

[ed miliband]

well, kinda..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222924/Attack-victim-thought-Barack-Obama-infected-assault-wound-left-suffering-hallucinations.html

just... what.

[Yuppie Grinder]

And I thought my job was shitty! Poor kid.

[ed miliband]

it is a really sad story, yeah.

checked out his facebook page, we've got about 20 mutual friends; 'stalin' is one of his liked pages...