What historical figures would you invite to your birthday party

[Let's Get Free]

Since I'm turning 19 tomorrow, I've been thinking about the people throughout history who I'd want to come if I were to throw a party. Here's a few people I would invite:

Ronald Reagan- Actor/right-wing deity/war criminal
Marilyn Monroe and Cleoptra- Seductresses
Che Guevara- Argentine revolutionary and T-Shirt model
Genghis Khan- One of the most feared people to ever walk the earth
Leon Trotsky- Russian revolutionary/henchman of Lenin/arch enemy of Stalin
Jeffrey Dahmer- I'd keep him away from the menu
Fidel Castro- Cuban octogenarian and cigar enthusiast
Huey Newton- Co founder of the Black Panther Party
Jesus Christ- Free wine
Shaka Zulu- Leader of the most bone-crushingly badass military empires of Sub-Saharan Africa
Julius Caesar- Roman Emperor
Pancho Villa- Mexican revolutionary/Folk hero
Josef Stalin- Man of Steel

[bcbm]

moved to non-political

[the last donut of the night]

the dude who invented the wheel. i'd show him my toaster and watch him stand back in awe

[Art Vandelay]

Otto Gross

Edit: Hitchens and Hemmingway as well.

Hitchens and Hemmingway will bring the booze and Otto Gross the Girls and blow.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

A lot of those are cool choices. I would agree on Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, and Jesus. Probably most of the famous revolutionaries. I like the idea of the religious figures too, then I could figure out which ones were real, if any.

[The Jay]

Darwin, Marx, Einstein and Ben Franklin with four hours access to the internet after learning how to use it prior to the event would be my choice. Alcohol would necessarily be involved.

We would begin the night at a restaurant that offers food from all over the world and stay there for several hours. Then we would casino it up with Einstein helping us cheat to victory. The group would proceed to a bar that would have many tvs going with movies, sports, and other things. After that there would be a long discussion in either my or a friend's apartment with a well stocked fridge until we all pass out after arguing until 7am.

. . .

I have thought of this before.

[Ostrinski]

Samuel Adams (if he can strategize an American Revolution, he can strategize an American birthday party)
Napoleon Bonaparte (A friend of a friend tells me dude knows how to raise hell)
Alexander II (word has it this man just precariously sulks at the pub and chews over his life's failings, he needs love folks)
Maximilien Robespierre (musical chairs just got real)

[Igor]

Julius Caesar- Roman Emperor


julius caesar was in fact never an emperor: indeed, he was the last one to rule the republic as a dictator whereas his adopted son was to become the first emperor

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[Brutus]

Engels, (Marx still has a hangover from Triceramarx's) Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin.
I'd talk with Engels and Lenin, whilst locking Trotsky and Stalin in a room, too see what happens. Then Marx would stumble in, swigging a bottle of whiskey from the night before, looking half dressed and trying to cure his hangover with more alcohol. I'd introduce Marx to rev left and see what he had to say to all the tendencies, plus his drunken rants would be hilarious.
Then we'd hit the clubs, continue till about 3, then go to Berlin to pick up Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht, and have a worldwide, dead Marxist bender, slowly collecting more communists until I have an army of drunken, possibly high revolutionaries.

[Geiseric]

I'd love to smoke weed with Lenin, and James Connolly, the communist leader of the easter uprising.

[Comrade Samuel]

Alexander the great, Napoleon Bonapart and Adolph Hitler.....It's time to claim the greatest birthday present of all time muhahahahaha!!

[Manic Impressive]

I'd have;
an un-named digger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_diggers_%28Levellers%29)
an un-named Taborite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taborite)
an un-named Dolcinite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulcinian)
Wat Tyler
John Lennon
The Tolpuddle martyrs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolpuddle_Martyrs) (all of them and their families)
Lucy Parsons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Parsons)
Spartacus
Diagoros

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Kim Jong Il, Hunter Thompson, Walt Disney, Ulrike Meinhoff, George W Bush, everyone from SPK and the Bonnet Gang, Ravachol, and of course, my guest of honor, Bakunin (<3).

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Bruce Lee
Jesus
Bob Marley
Socrates
Sid Vicious

It'd be a fun party

[Art Vandelay]

Kim Jong Il, Hunter Thompson, Walt Disney, Ulrike Meinhoff, George W Bush, everyone from SPK and the Bonnet Gang, Ravachol, and of course, my guest of honor, Bakunin (<3).

Edit: Nevermind that didn't make any sense.

[Art Vandelay]

Bruce Lee
Jesus
Bob Marley
Socrates
Sid Vicious

It'd be a fun party

Sid would bring the heroin, bob the dope, socrates the wisdom and jesus the wine; you only need otto gross to bring the coke.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Lenin and Jesus: It is time we had a talk in regards to Queer life.

[Brutus]

Lenin didn't smoke. He hated smoking.
On the sealed train the only place to smoke was the toilet, and the non-smokers had priority toilet passes

[Geiseric]

Lenin didn't smoke. He hated smoking.
On the sealed train the only place to smoke was the toilet, and the non-smokers had priority toilet passes

I still think that event is horrifically ironic.

[sixdollarchampagne]

L.D. Trotsky, his biographer Isaac Deutscher, his companion, comrade Natalya, and James Cannon, together with Rose Karsner Cannon, his companion. I would take them all out to the best restaurant I could find, so I could say "thank you" to each one of them. Predictable, I know, but I enjoyed writing this post. :)

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that would be an interesting encounter, since Cannon wrote at least one essay attacking Deutscher's politics, and I would be fascinated to see how Trotsky reacted to Deutscher's trilogy about him.

[Goblin]

Otto Von Bismarck. I would serve him sausages.

[sixdollarchampagne]

Otto Von Bismarck. I would serve him sauages.

Please forgive my asking, but is that "savages" or "sausages"?

Best regards,
$6 champagne

[Goblin]

Please forgive my asking, but is that "savages" or "sausages"?

Best regards,
$6 champagne
lol. Yeah, i meant sausages. Its late at night where i live:laugh: