So the revolution comes

[Ocean Seal]

What's the first thing you do. The revolution came, shit is on fire, the proletariat is organizing itself to control the means of production, and all that good stuff. So what do you do? I'm going to a park putting up red flags with comrades and having a bbq party! I figure this forum needs at least some cheerful possibilities.

[ed miliband]

steal all the alcohol and cigarettes everywhere; contact my friend i dj with about an impromptu street party.

dont get me excited man.

[Yuppie Grinder]

you just kno its a revolution when shit is on fire

[Let's Get Free]

I'll be watching it on TV. Oh wait.....

[Flying Purple People Eater]

Eat a fucking snake!

[Positivist]

I'm assuming if the proletariats organizing itself, I'll be organizing. Kinda funny that so far the people who've posted here have kinda made it seem like all of us revolutionary leftists would kinda just start cheering when an actual revolution started.

[Ostrinski]

Talk about it on revleft.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

Get massively drunk and then next morning deal with hangover and attempt to help organise collectivisation without falling asleep.

[Aussie Trotskyist]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1187&pictureid=9764

[Will Scarlet]

Spin til I fall down

[Art Vandelay]

Smoke meth and hail our glorious eternal leader Comrade Iosef.

[Lenina Rosenweg]

What will I be doing when the revolution comes? Well, if its not too presumptuous, I hope to contribute to leading it.

[Comrade Samuel]

Blame the liberal media...

[Yuppie Grinder]

I'll make my way up through the worker's sate hierarchy and then build a cult of personality around me, send anyone who gets in my way to Siberia.
I've already got the stylish mustache, all I have to do is change my last name to Steel.

[Ostrinski]

What will I be doing when the revolution comes? Well, if its not too presumptuous, I hope to contribute to leading it.Keep an eye on this one folks.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

http://i.imgur.com/MCxfJ.jpeg

dW2t7gMtDLc

[#FF0000]

doin donuts on the highway

[#FF0000]

doin donuts in general

[#FF0000]

http://i.imgur.com/h97G6.png

[Art Vandelay]

Anyone down for killing cops and smoking crack during the revolution?

We'll call ourselves the crack brigade.

[Yuppie Grinder]

Anyone down for killing cops and smoking crack during the revolution?

We'll call ourselves the crack brigade.

wait so just continue living as we always have? how is that even a revolution?

[Geiseric]

doin donuts in general

Lol most of the things people posted would still be illegal.

I would smoke a pound of really good weed straight with a few other friends for a few days straight, with a bunch of food stocked in the house.

[#FF0000]

you know i'm really, really surprised one of those shitty right-wing blogs like hot air or whatever hasn't come in here and started postin our posts bein like "LOOK @ WHAT COMMUNISTS 4 OBAMA SAY"

[Art Vandelay]

wait so just continue living as we always have? how is that even a revolution?

it gives us an excuse

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I plan on jackin a bunch of ghetto blasters from Best Buy and having impromptu parties in intersections, complete with tire fires. Crack and heroin use will be mandatory. Afterwards, we can go raid a gun shop and start imprisoning dissidents in inhumane conditions. You guys down?

[Yuppie Grinder]

I plan on jackin a bunch of ghetto blasters from Best Buy and having impromptu parties in intersections, complete with tire fires. Crack and heroin use will be mandatory. Afterwards, we can go raid a gun shop and start imprisoning dissidents in inhumane conditions. You guys down?

i'll bring my brick squad mixtapes and the ungodly amount of malt liquor we'll be consuming

[PC LOAD LETTER]

i'll bring my brick squad mixtapes and the ungodly amount of malt liquor we'll be consuming
Hell yes. I plan on going through at least a pallet each of OE and black-label 211

[o well this is ok I guess]

Hell yes. I plan on going through at least a pallet each of OE and black-label 211 ima go loko on loko

Only fruit punch tho cuz it's red and black

[ВАЛТЕР]

I'm just here for the violence....:cool:

[Blake's Baby]

I'll be standing over there, telling everybody else they're doing it wrong. It'll just be another day for me.

[Ocean Seal]

you know i'm really, really surprised one of those shitty right-wing blogs like hot air or whatever hasn't come in here and started postin our posts bein like "LOOK @ WHAT COMMUNISTS 4 OBAMA SAY"
I guess we haven't posted enough about our glorious leader Obama. I want to make a shrine to Obama and convert good Christians and Jews to a religion of Islamo-atheism with a cult of personality around Obama.

[Blackbird123]

Be a reckless dick.

[Prometeo liberado]

I plan on jackin a bunch of ghetto blasters from Best Buy and having impromptu parties in intersections, complete with tire fires. Crack and heroin use will be mandatory. Afterwards, we can go raid a gun shop and start imprisoning dissidents in inhumane conditions. You guys down?

Sounds more like Haiti after Papa Doc left than anything else.

[roy]

What will I be doing when the revolution comes? Well, if its not too presumptuous, I hope to contribute to leading it.

so... party at your place!

[ВАЛТЕР]

We break out our secret weapon...

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/156620_10151494439247178_1406342340_n.jpg

[Comrades Unite!]

Build labor camps.

[ComradeOm]

Get my friends together. Organise them into soviets. Complain about how 1917 was so much better

[Sheepy]

This thread scares me.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I'll be defending my shit from leftover facists.
And loving every bit of it!

Oh, and torching my old work! (I hate my old boss):thumbup1:

[#FF0000]

i'll catch up on some knitting

[Blake's Baby]

Can we move this to chit-chat now?

[ВАЛТЕР]

Should have been in chit chat anyways. Pretty much all of the answers were joke answers as far as I can tell.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I was actually pretty serieus about torching my old work...:blink:

[Blake's Baby]

I think there were about three that were more or less seriously intended.

I liked your commie-ork battle wagon.

Damn, I was talking to Walter.

[Vanguard1917]

Get my friends together. Organise them into soviets. Complain about how 1917 was so much better

The difficult second album...

[Prometeo liberado]

doin donuts in general

I did a donut once. In the morning I had to let myself out and catch a cab. I still feel dirty to this day. That was years ago in another town. I've since heard that there is a donut hole there that resembles me.:crying:

[Regicollis]

I'll be educating, agitating and organising.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Sounds more like Haiti after Papa Doc left than anything else.
Tire fires are fun. Always weirded me out when the homebums would start smoking crack when they were hanging around them with us, though. My friends and I just stuck to our 40s.

[Prometeo liberado]

Tire fires are fun. Always weirded me out when the homebums would start smoking crack when they were hanging around them with us, though. My friends and I just stuck to our 40s.

And a wee bit onto the street for all your dead homies. Word.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

And a wee bit onto the street for all your dead homies. Word.
Actually, yes. Well, one dead homie. Two in jail. :(

[Ostrinski]

I'll be standing over there, telling everybody else they're doing it wrong. It'll just be another day for me.In true left communist fashion ;)?

[the Left™]

I'd party. It would be like the Jersey Shore

[Ele'ill]

I would probably take part in/facilitate neighborhood councils and other stuff and smoke a lot of hash






moved to chit chat

[Art Vandelay]

Now that this is in chit chat, whose down to drop acid and have an orgy in the streets?

[Blake's Baby]

In true left communist fashion ;)?

That was kinda the point... what's the point of being an 'ultra-Left sectarian' if you don't enjoy it? We expect to be purged within 48 hours of the revolution - if we're not, we've obviously not been annoying enough and should go hide in a cave for a bit, while we mercilessly criticise ourselves for not irritating everyone else sufficiently. After that we can emerge and start criticising everything again. On a properly-theorised anti-everything basis.

Except #FF0000, who is allowed to do knitting. But it has to be proper Left-Communist knitting (not counterr-revolutionary Left Wing of Capital knitting) which means it has to be as hard as steel and a clear as glass. That's the only knitting that can serve the working class.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Now that this is in chit chat, whose down to drop acid and have an orgy in the streets?

I'd like the orgy-part...my wife wouldn'd though...:laugh:

[Stand Your Ground]

Gather up some comrades, get some guns...


I'll be defending my shit from leftover facists.
And loving every bit of it!


Also after reading the 'men are weird' thread, I want all us Revlefters to get together in one big room and I just wanna listen to the jokes and sarcasm. People here are so god damn funny.

[ComradeGrant]

Vegan barbecue over torched cop cars, what else?

[bcbm]

wake up

[Tjis]

I'll be going through abandoned offices, reclaiming computers and turning them into a giant cloud computing infrastructure open for all.

Then I'll play videogames.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

First things first you round up the anarchists and Trotskyists before they get you!

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

First things first you round up the anarchists and Trotskyists before they get you!
BAM! Gotcha!!!!!


I'll be going through abandoned offices, reclaiming computers and turning them into a giant cloud computing infrastructure open for all.

Then I'll play videogames.

Sweeeeeeeeet!!!!!

[Aussie Trotskyist]

I'll be going through abandoned offices, reclaiming computers and turning them into a giant cloud computing infrastructure open for all.

Then I'll play videogames.

The ultimate LAN party...

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Lol! Rev-LAN!

[Aussie Trotskyist]

Lol! Rev-LAN!

Where's the damn 'thanks' button. :D

[Blake's Baby]

Rosa Luxemburg pointed out that the Leninist conception of the 'LAN' was a concession to the bourgeoisie - what we need is a WAN, obviously.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Looting like a mothafuckaaaaaaaaa and I'll probably be in the thick of it and be among those whom storm centers of bourgeois power.


Now that this is in chit chat, whose down to drop acid and have an orgy in the streets?

Duh.

[the last donut of the night]

finna get waveeeeyyyyyyyy