a thread where jbeard can find out just how cool I really am

[The Douche]

Have at it, bro.

[Sasha]

I have the douche on Facebook, he is a overweight mom&pop basement dweller who plays ad&d and writes disturbingly sexual harry potter fan-fiction.


Am I doing this right?

[Pirate Utopian]

The Douche dresses like Big Sean covered in band patches.

[The Douche]

Great, now I have to Google big sean.

Edit: big Sean is way better looking than me.

[Pirate Utopian]

Big Sean sucks though.

[The Douche]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/your_opinion.jpg?w=720

[Pirate Utopian]

but yeah.

[Prometeo liberado]

Bring out that "I work at Target and dyed my vest black" vest, thing. Now we're talkin.

[The Douche]

Bring out that "I work at Target and died my vest black" vest, thing. Now we're talkin.

Do Target employees wear vests out there? Here they just wear red polo shirts.

[Prometeo liberado]

Do Target employees wear vests out there? Here they just wear red polo shirts.

Y'all are gettin short changed. Out here it's red vests' with white polo's. They also have to put rocks in their shoes, lest they get a little to uppity makin that minimum wage and all.

[The Douche]

Y'all are gettin short changed. Out here it's red vests' with white polo's. They also have to put rocks in their shoes, lest they get a little to uppity makin that minimum wage and all.

I don't really fuck with target, more of a Wal-mart man, myself, I get all my sweet wolf shirts there.

[Prometeo liberado]

I get all my sweet wolf shirts there

At first I thought it read wolf tone. I was like, what!?! They got shirts with his pic there? Sweet! I hear you though. WalMart is open 24 hours and I drive so much to and from L.A. that I'm often forced to do my shopping between 2-4 a.m. Nothing like hittin up a WalMart in the sticks at 3 a.m. Very creepy.

[Pirate Utopian]

I want one of those.

[The Douche]

At first I thought it read wolf tone. I was like, what!?! They got shirts with his pic there? Sweet! I hear you though. WalMart is open 24 hours and I drive so much to and from L.A. that I'm often forced to do my shopping between 2-4 a.m. Nothing like hittin up a WalMart in the sticks at 3 a.m. Very creepy.

Have you been to a k-mart recently? It's amazing when a place can make Wal-Mart look classy.

[Prometeo liberado]

Have you been to a k-mart recently? It's amazing when a place can make Wal-Mart look classy.

I haven't seen a K-Mart in years. Back in the day they were the Wal-Mart. I remember how I always wanted to eat at the K-Mart caffeteria and my Ma would have none of it. They had these things called "Chicken Bites". Of course we now know them as Chicken Nuggets.

[The Douche]

I haven't seen a K-Mart in years. Back in the day they were the Wal-Mart. I remember how I always wanted to eat at the K-Mart caffeteria and my Ma would have none of it. They had these things called "Chicken Bites". Of course we now know them as Chicken Nuggets.

There is still one across the highway from my apartment. I went in there for something a few years ago during a snowstorm, walking through the front door was like walking into a cloud of crushed dreams.

When I was a kid they had a little Caesars pizza in the cafeteria thing, the shit was the bomb.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I thought that all K-Marts lay in ruins nowadays...

[The Douche]

I thought that all K-Marts lay in ruins nowadays...

I could film a post-apocalyptic movie in the one we have.

[Prometeo liberado]

My K-Mart is a Home Depot now. Well at least the one where I grew up. I haven't seen one in inner city L.A. though.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Have you been to a k-mart recently? It's amazing when a place can make Wal-Mart look classy.
Never been to Big Lots, have ya?

[The Douche]

Never been to Big Lots, have ya?

I have, I forgot about that place, there is one in a town nearby, but its kinda small. That place is like a dollar store, but the shit is 50 bucks.

[Prometeo liberado]

Not to piss on anyone's parade but I do think it's time to bring up the issue of "Truth in Advertising" here. This thread is distinctly labeled as "a thread where jbeard can find out just how cool I really am". And I have yet to get my money's worth so far. Can we at least get a vest shot, another tattoo, something? Shit you can bring Mari3L in to yell at me, again. That would be cool.:cool:

[The Douche]

There's nothing new on my vest and I don't have any new tattoos. Sorry to disappoint.

[Prometeo liberado]

This is a gip.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Literaly understood nothing of this thread, full of american.

Speak English goddamit, talk of Marks and Spencer and John Lewis and Cricket and Pimms, y'all.

And Arthur Scargill. lol.

[Jimmie Higgins]

...writes disturbingly sexual harry potter fan-fiction.I don't see how this one fits with the others. D&D=nerd (nothing wrong with it, hell I loved comic books as a kid, just could never see the interest in those kind of games - and the time involved!) but slashie fan fiction is beyond geekdom and into the rhelm of some sort of spontanious avant-guard. And I'm only half joking.


I thought that all K-Marts lay in ruins nowadays...Yeah, I haven't seen one in the Bay Area for a long time, wasn't sure if it got bought out regionally or just went under altogether. I loved it when I was a kid though because the shelving technique at the one near where I grew up was sorta like they had all their goods dropped over the store from a plane.

Empty Walmarts are pretty amazing though. The last time I went to Target there was a guy in line behind me buying only 3 bananas... it really freaked me out for some reason. He drove to a Target for a few bananas? Really?

[citizen of industry]

Personally, I think the withdraw of little ceasers square pizza's was the downfall of kmart. That was the glue that held it together and gave it it's legitimacy. It was like a smily face to kmart, that when removed only left a frown.

[Ostrinski]

I have a k-mart in my town but I never see anyone there. Maybe it's an anarchist military base.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Everything I'm hearing about K-Mart surprises me. I know it's not the nicest place, but I go there sometimes. I've seen people I know there plenty of times. It's where I used to go back-to-school shopping sometimes. I got my watch and white shoes that I needed for my school uniform there. I guess I go to a semi-nice one, though.

[Prometeo liberado]

He drove to a Target for a few bananas? Really?

Maybe he was Albanian(Sorry folks I just couldn't pass that up).

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Maybe he was Albanian(Sorry folks I just couldn't pass that up).
Normally I can't stand Albania jokes, but you pulled it off well. Daps for jbeard.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I have the douche on Facebook, he is a overweight mom&pop basement dweller who plays ad&d and writes disturbingly sexual harry potter fan-fiction.


Am I doing this right?
:laugh:




and yeah, psycho is right. i have this douche on FB as well. i really need to unfriend him.

[Rusty Shackleford]

This is a gip.
whoa buddy, this is chit chat and all but like... i dont mean to be all PC and shit but eh....

[The Douche]

whoa buddy, this is chit chat and all but like... i dont mean to be all PC and shit but eh....

Is gip a racial slur? Hard or soft g?

[Prometeo liberado]

whoa buddy, this is chit chat and all but like... i dont mean to be all PC and shit but eh....


Verb, 1. gip - deprive of by deceit; "He swindled me out of my inheritance"; "She defrauded the customers who trusted her";
This is the definition we're working with here. I have no Idea what this other racial meaning is.
Having said that, now I know I was gipped on this thread. Goddamn it!

[hatzel]

This is the definition we're working with here. I have no Idea what this other racial meaning is.
Having said that, now I know I was gipped on this thread. Goddamn it!

Well gip as in Gypsy à la welch as in Welsh à la jew as in Jew...

...but I don't think any normal person would even be half-aware of the etymology or intend it in that way. It's like when people call 9-year-old schoolkids racist for singing the Eenie meenie minie mo song, despite the fact that they have no idea it was anything other than a tiger's toe and don't have any interest whatsoever in catching anybody of any specific ethnicity.

[Prometeo liberado]

Rusty is american so I don't know what word she/he thought I may have been trying to use. Whatever.

[Il Medico]

I got a Little Caesar's like two blocks from my house, that place is the shit, five dollar pizza man.

There's also a K-mart in the next town up. Place is a dump, reminds me of most Winn-Dixies around here, which I suppose makes sense since both are older stores getting driven out of the area by newer/fancier competition (Wal-Mart and Publix respectively).

[Rusty Shackleford]

and here i am accidentally making a racist comment in another thread. didnt mean to derail this one btw. well, i think i need to slow down on revleft again.


i guess its just i see 'jewed' as being the same as 'gipped'

[Prometeo liberado]

and here i am accidentally making a racist comment in another thread. didnt mean to derail this one btw. well, i think i need to slow down on revleft again.


i guess its just i see 'jewed' as being the same as 'gipped'


You sound a little hot and ready. When I feel like that I know exactly what to do:
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.5012356418831559&pid=1.7&w=209&h=113&c=7&rs=1
Treat myself to a tasty Little Ceasers pizza! Best cure for a face palm! It's always Hot-N-Ready.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Maaaaaan now i want pizza.

[Prometeo liberado]

I think that I may have become a sock puppet for the some ad agency. And I didn't even see it coming!

[Rusty Shackleford]

:lol: