Make a short rhyme about the user above you.

[∞]

Do it. Please be gentle.

[Manic Impressive]

There once was a daedra named Hermaeus Mora
who studiously studied the Torah
he made a thread about rhymes
which was a great crime
and it ended up in a flame war, uh?

[Ostrinski]

Manic Impressive is a Leninist undercover
It can't be discovered
If once it would snow
Then no one will know
That we are secretly lovers

[Il Medico]

There once was a fella who was Manic
and from the podium caused quite a panic
With his words so Impressive
and with hair so recessive
Some joked he was satanic.

:p

[Il Medico]

Damn you Ostriniski!

The user Ostriniski,
That fella sure is sneaky
Seems like a prick
needs a good kick
to send him down the stairs like a slinky!

(I joke of course, mate)

[Pirate Utopian]

Il Medico's got a lot of rage
About people posting quicker than him on a page
He should chill
Before he tries to kill

[Prometeo liberado]

I dreamed I saw Pirate Utopian last night
Alive as you and me
Says I to him "Your post seem always dead"
"My posts are always fly" sais he, "My posts are always fly" sais he:)

[Il Medico]

Hey jbeard,
your rhyme sounds weird.
Perhaps you didn't have the time,
to craft a proper rhyme?
Try better next time to avoid being jeered!

[Blake's Baby]

Il Medico the Communist, by Bordiga he swore,
That the previous user jbeard should badly rhyme no more;
By Luxemburg he swore it, and Lenin's beard too,
Then he went home with parsnips, and cooked himself a stew.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Called the baby his views are so much more mature,
Of his un-wavering commitment to left communism you can be sure.

He comes online under the guise of a relation of Mr. Blake
but guys, c'mon you can be sure this baby's fighting for revolution every moment he's awake.

Boom.

[Pirate Utopian]

Getting greetings from Ashbury Park, N.J.
It looks like we have The Boss today
He likes to say he's born to run
To Nebraska he has gone
To the darkness on the edge of town
Because the night, magic is going down

[Manic Impressive]

There was a young commie named The Boss
Who told everyone he didn't give a toss
He fought for freedom
and told the Bosses he didn't need 'em
which made them all very cross

damn emu'd

There once was a fella who was Manic
and from the podium caused quite a panic
With his words so Impressive
and with hair so recessive
Some joked he was satanic.

:p


Manic Impressive is a Leninist undercover
It can't be discovered
If once it would snow
Then no one will know
That we are secretly lovers
Both of these are eerily accurate :wub:

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

My, my manic, that was quite impressive that rhyme,
Amazing you collected your thoughts in such little time,
Never again shall we under-estimate the speed of your mind,
it's ability to describe me or put down Capitalists of any kind.

Also Pirate: love it, though careful you've angered Manic, did you not hear about the time Manic Raised A Cain? :lol:

[Manic Impressive]

There was a young man named Pirate Utopian
who traveled the world an' came home again
He swagged all the way
while making some hay
and never stopped to take in oxygen

damn it's hard to rhyme utopian

emu'd again :rolleyes:

[∞]

Oh manic, state capitalism could never even function,
There'd be the same problems expropriating the means of production,
While the laborers work and the cc's pockets stay the fattest,
For some reason it's ok if it has a state apparatus,
Cuz we real revolutionaries hold that steel like a blacksmith,
To terminate people like you, my dear Manic,

Don't take this srsly.

[Comrade Samuel]

Hermaeus Mora made this thread
And all that it said
Was to make rhymes about one another
I didn't know what rhymed with "mora" so I asked my brother
Long story short we both had jack shit
this is the point at which I gave up and decided to end it.

[Il Medico]

Vladmir Makarov, you, tried your best.
But you just couldn't think of a rhyme for 'mora'
(I guess you forgot flora)
So you gave it a rest,
And you should thank god this wasn't a test
(because you also forgot torah
and the girl's name Laura.
No worries, though, I can help if you so request)
because you'd have gotten a failing grade,
which would've made you fail the class
and lose the all important credit.
A year behind you'd have stayed,
wondering how the world could be so crass
as to cut into your time on reddit.

[Ostrinski]

Il Medico, an unironic leftcom
A handsome young man, I'd take you to prom
A left communist indeed, perhaps a fan of Rosa
With you I should like to debate, perhaps over a mimosa

[Art Vandelay]

Well ostrinski what a clever boy you are
In your schooling you sure are going far
Going to university for a history degree
What a hefty fee ($) for a phd.

[MustCrushCapitalism]

9mm, a boring type of gun
Why didn't he call himself AK-47?
Pistols are no fucking fun
But I direct you towards Keasby Nights, Track 11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POd4yUp-Nus)

[Art Vandelay]

I found a new band to go on my ipod.

[Rusty Shackleford]

9mm the rogue villain eater
from town to town he would roam
to make sure that breached be no home
then there was a night
in which he could avoid no fight
he thought he had his pistol
but he left it in bristol
unarmed and unprotected
he was sent to the morgue by a man whom he suspected
six feet under by a man with an egg beater.



terrible i know

[∞]

Why you named yourself after Dale is not hard to tell,
Conspiracy theories fit well with the PSL,
On tv they flutter their mouths and do the movement harm,
Just like good ol Dale, just without the southern charm.

I kid...

[Rusty Shackleford]

Look at this person, mora.
Their rhymes, they are a bore-a
talkin shit about my org
thinkin mora might be a borg
though i have to admit
that last one was pretty good shit
:lol:

[roy]

His name was Rusty Shackleford
His rhymes sliced the air like a sharpened sword
Noble Marxism-Leninism was his to ward
By the proletariat he was universally adored
And when he smote reactionaries they did applaud

[Jimmie Higgins]

There types a poster named Sleep
So named for his counting of sheep.
From his old name he was freed
Like a tangled Tumbleweed
To collect all the rep he can reap.

[Blake's Baby]

Comrade Higgins of the ISO
Always knew which way to go
Whenever he came to a fork in the road
For the answer was always there to be knowed,
Easy to find especially if
It appears in the writings of Trotsky or Tony Cliff.

[Nox]

blake's baby
just maybe
will you let me
have your baby
anal impregnation
is the future
init

[Pirate Utopian]

Blake Nox had a baby
Who suffered from rabies
Run when you see him next
Or he'll bite your neck

EDIT: Damn you Nox. Let me edit this.

[Nox]

Blake Nox had a baby
Who suffered from rabies
Run when you see him next
Or he'll bite your neck

EDIT: Damn you Nox. Let me edit this.

Pirate bay
dot com
also known as
utopian on rev
left is a shit web
site
no
i will not let
you edit
this

[Pirate Utopian]

damn you nox
you sux

[Nox]

damn you nox
you sux

pirate utopian
from holland
it's not called the netherlands
it's called holland
it's where the best
hardcore music
comes from
for example
armin van buuren

[Pirate Utopian]

dude you like that armin van buuren shit?
that i can not fuck wit
i rather have my lip split
by a fuckin crazy kid
armin van buuren isnt even hard
say hi to jedward

[GiantMonkeyMan]

On revleft with his bieber stare,
fucking up cops without a care,
Pirate Utopian is thought of as super
Because he's like America invading Cuba.

[Art Vandelay]

I once saw this lovely creature
She looked fine so I chased after to meet her
But as I approached I realized the hole in my plan
This ain't no woman, it's a giant monkey man.

[∞]

Yo your rhymes are straight amateur,
No wonder your authoritarian ass has police caliber,
When I stick it you couldnt pull it out like exalibur,
And you go by 9mm cuz thats the size of your...
And yo though really what's up with your siggy?
Errybody know Engels was just big Karl's diddy/
In terms of stuff he knew diddly squat/
And now I dissed a legend, but it takes some bravery/
My homie rosa already owned his ass on the origins of slavery.

[Art Vandelay]

Yo Mora post revolution I'll throw your ass in a gulag
Then I'll take your girlfriend home for a quick shag
You wanna talk shit about my boy Engels?
I'll hit ya with my 9mm from multiple angles

So you consider yourself some sort of libertarian?
Then don't rep as a commie, cause that view Marx wouldn't be sharin'
So next time you attempt to step to me
I'll fuck yo ass up dialecticaly.

[∞]

:crying:
edit: No, I gotta hold back the tears I know my flows hot,
Flowin like a boat of the motherfuckin Kronstadt,
∞ism is something you'll never comprehend,
I can feel the end when I heard the gates open,
So I wont let the your hateful thoughts crowd mine,
Just put the 9 to your face and send yourself to cloud nine,
Because after I'm through with you I might get sprayed,
But you'll be in heaven...I'll be in hell chillin with Satan and the Spanish brigade,
Listenin to your rhymes was such a drag,
Its pronounced [ɡʊˈlak] so it doesn't rhyme with shag.
Oh is that your girl? It's time for a shag.

(don't actually kill yourself, that would suck)

[Art Vandelay]

Although I'm suicidal I ain't gonna end my life
Cause I be rap battling with mora all night
and i can't let him get the last rhyme in
and though mora's my bro we ain't no kin

so you fancy yourself some kinda rapper?
i find more talent left in the bowl of my crapper
and if i don't fuck you up with the shit that i wrote
I'll shove my 9mm straight down your throat

it probably took 20 mins to write that last ryhme
while im instantly producing this shit drunk and high
you take a line of what I try and it'll take you for a ride
and fuck with 9 double m if you really wanna die

so take your libertarian ass straight back to libcom
or else fly your ass over to hong kong
cause if I find out your on the same hemisphere as me
once again, my authoritarian ass, will fuck you up metaphorically.

[∞]

Yo, yo, *throws up on keyboard*

[Rusty Shackleford]

Yo, yo, *throws up on keyboard*
Hermaeus Mora
is no More-a

[Jimmie Higgins]

It's Rusty with an anti-evangelical polemical,
Taking on religion cos it's getting epidemical,
Using reason to cut your umbilical chord,
Rusty tackels the lord with an imperical sword
slicing through the muck of ages
cutting up your saviors like the companies cut wages.

(The anti-theist bent to the above lines is more due to being able to rhyme "Shakelford" with "Tackles the Lord" than any of your actual views... poetic license:lol:).

[Nox]

Jimmy Higgins
I bet he's a good lay
But I'm not gay
So I'll never find out

He lives in oakland
That's where a protest happened
Or something like that
But it achieved nothing
And nobody cares about it

[Rational Radical]

Yo Nox it's time to put you ina box,not with a glock but with these rhymes I got, you're an Anarcho-Communist,abolishing the state and private property?yo that's common sense,but you get no props for it,pardon my obnoxiousness but it happens every time that I drop my pen,when I write,or when I grip a mic or in this case type :thumbup1:

[Ele'ill]

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[Rafiq]

Dunno why I'm doing this, prolly cuz I'm not all here today, mentally.

Mari3l
you've got a weird wishing well
you'd probably wish for a pair of hands that possess a magical orb called 333
but it's so old it's probably from nine-teen-sixt-ee
So yeah
Yup.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

historical materialism aint no thang
rafiq gon tweak dis fame
ollie williams say its gon rain
but we aint causin no pain

got the theoretical insight
to make you see marx right
dawg gon put up a god damn fight
when ismail say you dont do right

cuz in the night
this mothafucka gon take yo sight
pullin ya optic nerve out laparoscopically
through the holes in ya ideology

[roy]

PC LOAD LETTER
Wolf in his previous incarnation
Thought he could do better
Spitting rhymes like the fires of tarnation
Saturation of the congregation
But he is bound by no nation
'Cause he got that leftcom swagger
Former anarchist swinging that lyrical dagger
Theory critical as Tyson's hits
Not that he even gives two shits

[Nox]

sleep
zzzzzzzz

[Pirate Utopian]

C'mon nox
that doesnt rhyme, what the fox?

[Manic Impressive]

And once the rhyming started to cease
It was sure to all the thread would soon be deceased
Like the dinosaurs of long ago
Like the melting of the last snow
Down the plug hole it would go
Never to return again
This rhyme goes out to Pirate Utopian

[Rusty Shackleford]

When the world calls
you hear toots and the maytals
the roar is hardly as depressive
as rhyme master manic impressive
he makes a call out about this thread
states bluntly that it will be dead
put out of its misery by priate utopian
straight out of the manual of dr. kevorkian

[∞]

Yo this thread ain't dead, their at no chance, see?
Cuz I just went Hunned on my necromancy,
So nox, knock it off,
Because I want it to be clear,
That big daddy mora is the most amusing user of the year.

[Blake's Baby]

A RevLeft user, Hermaeus Mora,
Introduced poetry into the fora
Where he used to post; but he gave up the ghost
When ignored by th' indigenous fauna and flora.