Chuck Norris' political ad

[Zostrianos]

Chuck Norris and his wife released their political ad, warning against Obama's socialism...

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[ВАЛТЕР]

Oh no! With Chuck against us, how are we supposed to destroy freedom and Christmas?!

Does anyone take this guy seriously? He seems to think that because he was a kinda popular internet joke that he has any say.

[x-punk]

Oh dear! Not really Chuck's finest moment! Still, at least the comments on youtube are mostly negative to this right-wing, electioneering nonsense he is spouting.

[Pravda]

What can be much more worse than socialism?:D

[Mass Grave Aesthetics]

Chuck should stick to doing cheesy action flicks!

[Jimmie Higgins]

Hmm, do right-wingers on FOX news still complain about "liberal Hollywood elites" being disconnected and supporting the Democrats?

The real elites aren't actors of course and are CEOs and shit who are more responcible for producing crap than actors - and irregardless of their personal politics (which historically have been right-wing) it's a major fucking industry that tries to get around the craft unions and wants to smash file sharing etc. So this was always a weird hypocritical faux-populist line by conservatives... but now that they are scraping the bottom of the celeb barrel with Voight and Norris it's even more hilariously desperate.

I guess the voting among Hollywood professionals goes like this: the Democrats get the obnoxious moralistic petty-bourgeois Hollywood vote and the Republicans get the bat-shit insane petty-bourgeois Hollywood vote. Thank gawd that Arnold's chances of a political career are just barely above anyone named George Bush or else we'd have to hear 20 minutes of bad puns every RNC.

[The Jay]

Instead we get people talking to chairs, so it's not much better.

[leftistman]

This is why I always preferred Bruce Lee.

[citizen of industry]

Oh fuck! We have to fight against Walker Texas Ranger.

[piet11111]

Chuck should stick to doing cheesy action flicks!

And leave cheesy political slandering to the professionals !

[leftistman]

Chuck Norris should just stick to being the punchline of overused jokes.

[Os Cangaceiros]

What is Dolph Lundgren's opinion on the matter?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

This is why I always preferred Bruce Lee.
I like to think that if Bruce Lee were alive he'd slap the shit out of Chuck Norris

[Prometeo liberado]

How can this guy, as his given craft, speak on camera for a living yet manage to not even be able to sell me on any of this? And I'm not talking about his political views here, just whether he is sincere or not. He looks as if off camera Newt and the boys are holding what's left of his career hostage. Very Troubling. Pretty sure.:crying:

[Lynx]

What would John Wayne and Lee Marvin make of all this?

[feather canyons]

Cheers Chuck. I wasn't going to vote until I'd gotten your opinion.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

He also wrote some ridiculous book about Christian morals and America or something. I didn't pay that much attention, I just flipped through it in a Half-Priced Books. As I recall, he just went on about abortion and immigration.

[Igor]

What would John Wayne and Lee Marvin make of all this?

John Wayne was actually reactionary as fuck and an oldtime GOP favourite. Anticommunist hero back in the 50s and 60s and best buds with Reagan

[Ostrinski]

I like to think that Bruce Lee was a left wing radical even though he was pretty apolitical.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I like to think that Bruce Lee was a left wing radical even though he was pretty apolitical.

But he beat the shit out of Chuck in that one movie...

[Yuppie Grinder]

Knowing how brilliant Chuck Norris' fanbase is, I'm sure they'll see right past this.

[Ostrinski]

But he beat the shit out of Chuck in that one movie...Well yes Bruce Lee is supreme ass kicker in chief

[Jimmie Higgins]

Quick comrades, to counter this trend we must recruit old blacksploitation stars to the revolutionary cause.

[Comrades Unite!]

Yeah I was going to vote democrat but then gkjadfmhk naihdfssgvsv ...


Sorry, Had to do it haha.

[Os Cangaceiros]

But he beat the shit out of Chuck in that one movie...

Way of the Dragon was a pretty good movie.

[Yuppie Grinder]

Quick comrades, to counter this trend we must recruit old blacksploitation stars to the revolutionary cause.

blacula and shaft combined have more revolutionary potential then every honkey in america

[Rugged Collectivist]

Chuck Norris has a history of this shit. Does anybody remember this gem?

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EDIT: Sorry. I don't know how to do spoiler tags.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Evangelical Christians: shut up, adults are talking.

That's all I have to say.

[Sea]

Meh, this crap can be expected.

I'm still waiting for a homophobe to say something about Chuck's lisp. :laugh:

[No_Leaders]

What would John Wayne and Lee Marvin make of all this?
Yeah John Wayne was no friend to working class or to radical leftists. Everytime he gets brought up I immediately think of that MDC song "John Wayne Was a Nazi";)

[DasFapital]

When I want intelligent political analysis I always go to washed up B movie actors/creationists. Speaking of which I wonder when Kirk Cameron is gonna provide us with his eye opening insight.

[Red Commissar]

When I want intelligent political analysis I always go to washed up B movie actors/creationists. Speaking of which I wonder when Kirk Cameron is gonna provide us with his eye opening insight.

By this point they've probably all spouted their opinions. Now it's a case of trying to out wtf each other.