Christian Birthday Card lulz

[Radikal]

I am an atheist, but my family doesn't know I am. And, before I deconverted, we went to church, but we no longer. (Thank Marx! :D) They sent me a card because I am part of their "church family". :laugh: And it tells me to enjoy the day God made me! :laugh: Yes, God had a big part in my my father's sperm finding my mother's egg, apparently. Even though, if you believe this stuff, wouldn't whenever my mother got pregnant be the day the Sky-dictator made me? Also, Christians thought birthdays were pagan because the "pagans" celebrated birthdays. So they are hypocrites. Who'da known? :laugh:

[Lynx]

Are you a Virgo?

[Sam_b]

What has this got to do with serious discussion about Religion?

[Prometeo liberado]

I feel a case of whiplash coming on as I watch this thread getting moved to chit-chat.

[Positivist]

(Thank Marx! :D)

Uhh...

[Rafiq]

What the hell do you want?

[Sam_b]

Actually Chit-Chat is too good for this thread. Trash pls

[Камо́ Зэд]

tickle monster

. . .

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were just saying stuff.

[Radikal]

What has this got to do with serious discussion about Religion?

I wasn't sure if I should put it there, but I see now that I should :P

Whoever has admin powers, please move it.

[Ele'ill]

Hey, I moved this thread to chit chat upon OP request- unless you meant the trashcan.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I actually have this type of thing happen from time to time. Except for the people at my old church know I'm an atheist...and I still get cards for my birthday and Christmas and Easter, usually with a P.S. that says something like "P.S. good boys go to church" :rolleyes: