Tropical Storm Isaac....

[L.A.P.]

....is going to fuck us, I don't know why the media is in such denial about this? My school was seriously trying to tell us we'll still have school on monday because Isaac is "most likely not going to hit us" and by night the county decides to cancel school for monday. It will be bad for us here, but it will be even worse for Alabama and Mississippi once it goes across that oil-ridden water in the Gulf. This is it, this is the coming hurricane that has been freaking me out since the beginning of summer. I hope at least the protestors in Tampa are organized enough to do something after the hurricane, that would be a lot more significant than protesting the Republican National Convention and it would be one positive outcome of this.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

That is probably the least threatening name someone could come up with for a tropical storm.

[L.A.P.]

It's windy as fuck out here

[Prometeo liberado]

Maybe tropical storm Ismail is next. Inundating the RNC with multiple quotes. Introducing logic into that arena would be like introducing water to oil. Mayhem.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Maybe tropical storm Ismail is next. Inundating the RNC with multiple quotes. Introducing logic into that arena would be like introducing water to oil. Mayhem.
It'd have to be next year, they've already hit 'I' for this year. The next storm will start with a J. Tropical storm jbeard?

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J is Tropical Storm Joyce and it was over by Cape Verde, but fizzled out. Any ideas for K?