Pretend you are a conservative religious fundamentalist...

[Veovis]

Which is worse - Marxism or witchcraft?

[Rafiq]

Marxism since it poses an actual theoretical and intellectual threat to my obscure convictions.

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[bcbm]

pretend?

[Positivist]

I'm pretty sure most religous fundamentalists equate the two.

[Positivist]

Oh and welcome to chit chat rafiq.

[smellincoffee]

Witchcraft, because it's of the Devil while Marxism is just politics. There are people who believe in Satan and actual demons warring with angels in the 'real world'...

[Veovis]

I'm pretty sure most religous fundamentalists equate the two.

Yeah, I had that possibility in mind.

[Comrade Samuel]

Uh...well....uhhhh...I believe in the America of tomorrow!...ummm.... We do not negotiate with terrorists!....*cough*...I, I, I... believe in liberty and...uh...justice and freedom and...did I say liberty? Well it's worth saying again! One nation, under god... In--indivisiable with justice and uh...freedom and justice for all!


I will be taking no more questions.

[citizen of industry]

Read an article somewhere by some religious fundamentalist claiming Marx was possessed by demons, that he reeked of sulfur and had boils all over his body, and was Satan's tool, etc.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Marxism, as it is an invention of satanists who wish to take control of people's minds by steering them away from the teachings of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.:rolleyes:

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

OK, first let me get into the mindset *smacks own head with mallet a few times, then once more with a bible* Ow...right, good.

I would say Marxism because the witches, though foul temptresses of the evil one, are mostly harmless and could still be saved by Christ's love and a few hours of dedicated one-on-one bible study...at my house.
The marxist and communist atheist heathens want to enslave God's people in the here and now and stop them coming to Christ...plus they'll tax the shit out of our church and how will I be able to take my new 'study group' on a weekend trip to florida??
God Bless You Alllllll...oooh the mallet was a bad move..:crying: *thud*

[Igor]

what if i'm wiccan fundamentalist

[maskerade]

there was a practitioner of witchcraft in Mozambique that had his house burnt down because he sent crocodiles up a river to eat people.

man, imagine having the power to summon crocodiles. fucking awesome

[cynicles]

Hmmmmm does it have to be from our own country or can we choose, there is a difference you know.

[Susurrus]

Probably witchcraft. There aren't as many marxists and the bible does not say "thou shalt not suffer a Marxist to live," whereas it does say that regarding witches.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Marx and Engels were agents of Satan in ho-mo-sexual relations. They were Lucifer's scribes, spreading intellectual disease to the feeble minded Lost Ones of Europe! Their words lock the sheep of the Lord in a spell of atheism and hedonistic rebellion and Ho-mo-sexual relations as they spiral into the burning depths of Hell!

[cynicles]

If its Saudi Arabia then I would say witchcraft, everywhere else marxism.

[Ostrinski]

Turn them against each other. Just judging from our common revleft folk, it shouldn't be that hard to get them to go massacre a few supposed witches whilst calling them bourgeois-idealists.

[MarxSchmarx]

witchraft - no one reads Marx. Everyone reads Harry Potter.

[MustCrushCapitalism]

Marxism and witchcraft are just two sides of the same coin.

[Nox]

Which is worse - Marxism or witchcraft?

Marxism, because Marxists think that rape is the rapists fault! Ha! Silly fools. Rape victims are to blame, and they should marry the rapist or they will go to hell...

[Lenina Rosenweg]

Read an article somewhere by some religious fundamentalist claiming Marx was possessed by demons, that he reeked of sulfur and had boils all over his body, and was Satan's tool, etc.

Well, those carbuncles had to come from somewhere.

C'min, no one can tell me that the sarcasm of the "Holy Family" and the "Introduction to A Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Law" wasn't inspired by the Great Deceiver Himself.

[Radikal]

Turn them against each other. Just judging from our common revleft folk, it shouldn't be that hard to get them to go massacre a few supposed witches whilst calling them bourgeois-idealists.

Bourgeois-idealist! By Marx, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Wait, what?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Marxism because at least those who believe in witchcraft believe in some weird other-worldy magical bull shit while Marxists are overwhelmingly ATHEIST! I think conservative religious idiots trust Muslims more than they trust atheists...

[Sea]

I'll never pretend! I'd rather die than venture into anything that I don't agree with!