Stop pretending, Canada

[Silvr]

You are just the 51st state, and you know it deep down.

[Luc]

no we aint, we won the war and burnt down ur shitty capital now go back and eat deep fried butter u bloody yanky-hicks!

Eh!

[cynicles]

Joke reply: antiamericanism is a fundamental part of Canadian identity.

Serious reply: Canada has surprises in geo politics people rarely consider and is willing to play friendly with china to the point of pissing off the US political class.

[Comrade Samuel]

How can we argue this? They are the exact same place with a few minor differences.

[NewLeft]

when america collapses, we'll take vermont. bye

[Igor]

nah really usa is the fourth territory

[Prometeo liberado]

You are just the 51st state, and you know it deep down.

You know that uneasy feeling you got in 3rd grade when some kids underwear was poking out of his pants and no one said anything, until finaly someone did? That's how I feel right now.:blushing:

[Silvr]

no we aint, we won the war and burnt down ur shitty capital now go back and eat deep fried butter u bloody yanky-hicks!

Eh!

Why do you hate yourself? :sleep:

[ВАЛТЕР]

Oh nationalism?

Yipee!

In that case, Canada is holy Serbian land!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Everything is Serbia.

[Prometeo liberado]

deep fried butter

Interesting.:confused:

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Interesting.:confused:

Interesting, indeed.
Is this a new food-stereo-type for americans? What happened to mcdonalds?

[cynicles]

How can we argue this? They are the exact same place with a few minor differences.
Heresy! The culture gap is so vast that we are as different as night and day.

[L.A.P.]

Joke reply: antiamericanism is a fundamental part of Canadian identity.

Serious reply: Canada has surprises in geo politics people rarely consider and is willing to play friendly with china to the point of pissing off the US political class.

Don't forget Canada has had very good relations with Cuba so far as to go one of the prime ministers (forget his name but I know he was a member of the Liberal Party) is very good friends with Fidel Castro.

[Luc]

ya, deepfried butter (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2024999/Deep-fried-butter-goes-sale-Iowa-State-Fair.html) not anj official stereotype just sayin Americans are fat with the mention of a snack thats cleary over-kill :lol:

[Delenda Carthago]

no we aint, we won the war and burnt down ur shitty capital now go back and eat deep fried butter u bloody yanky-hicks!

Eh!
These are Canadian.
7Xc5wIpUenQ

[Beeth]

How come Canada is bigger than the US?

[Silvr]

when america collapses, we'll take vermont. bye

Ew, why Vermont? Survivalists and hippies with guns....

[Silvr]

Heresy! The culture gap is so vast that we are as different as night and day.

I guarantee most people on Earth could not tell the difference between someone from Canada and someone from the US.

[citizen of industry]

I've kept an eye open for 5 years now, but nowhere else in the world can I find ketchup-flavored pringles.

[NewLeft]

Ew, why Vermont? Survivalists and hippies with guns....
exactly what we need comrade

[maskerade]

Why do Americans always make fun of Canada so much? Canada seems like a much better place to live than the States (if you disregard weather as a factor). So many Americans that I know make fun of Canada to such an extent that it's no longer a joke but instead a truth - if i call them out on their bullshit they usually say 'no canada is actually like that every american knows'.

Also they're much better at ice hockey, which is really the only acceptable way to measure a nation's superiority.

[Silvr]

I got kicked out of a bar in Victoria once.

[Thirsty Crow]

Oh nationalism?

Yipee!

In that case, Canada is holy Serbian land!
From Toky-oh to Milwaukee-oh :D

[Prometeo liberado]

when america collapses, we'll take vermont. bye
Wait one minute, Vermont is actually part of the U.S.? Was Canadian once?:crying:

[Igor]

I've kept an eye open for 5 years now, but nowhere else in the world can I find ketchup-flavored pringles.

is that a thing? because those sound kinda disgusting

[RedHammer]

Why do Americans always make fun of Canada so much? Canada seems like a much better place to live than the States (if you disregard weather as a factor). So many Americans that I know make fun of Canada to such an extent that it's no longer a joke but instead a truth - if i call them out on their bullshit they usually say 'no canada is actually like that every american knows'.

Also they're much better at ice hockey, which is really the only acceptable way to measure a nation's superiority.

Canada is better in every way including the weather. Hot and humid is not fun.

[Luc]

After Vermont Michigan and the apalachaisn are next, Canada will take care of them right!

[Prometeo liberado]

Why do Americans always make fun of Canada so much?

You ever see a Canadian dance?:scared:

[maskerade]

You ever see a Canadian dance?:scared:

i've danced with canadians, they were just as bad as me. Or maybe they were mocking me. Either way it was lots of fun.

[Silvr]

Or maybe they were mocking me.
:lol:

[Prometeo liberado]

i've danced with canadians, they were just as bad as me. Or maybe they were mocking me. Either way it was lots of fun.

Elaine Benes, is that you?
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=I4660860525347904&pid=1.7&w=192&h=146&c=7&rs=1

[Q]

The UK is the 51st state.

Idiots.

[Art Vandelay]

Say good bye to Alaska you yanks.

[Prometeo liberado]

Say good bye to Alaska you yanks.

Will you be taking the Palin clan with you as well?

[Agent Ducky]

How come Canada is bigger than the US?
Because, like Russia and Greenland , it incorporates a shit-ton of barren, uninhabited tundra. Because nobody else wanted it.

Canada is better in every way including the weather. Hot and humid is not fun.
It's funny because my Canadian friends complain about the humidity in the summer while I in California (and everyone else who lives on the arid half of the US) almost never have to deal with humidity.

[cynicles]

I guarantee most people on Earth could not tell the difference between someone from Canada and someone from the US.
Until they open their mouthes. BURN!

Also in regards to the weather, a wise poster once said "being Canadian isn't about loving the cold, it about hating January for being too cold and june for being too hot". We prefer our weather mild thank you.

[Luc]

These are Canadian.
7Xc5wIpUenQ

u mean "this"

cause there is only one and it was a stunt, while americans deepfried butter (among other things...) is served at a state fair!

[Luc]

Because, like Russia and Greenland , it incorporates a shit-ton of barren, uninhabited tundra. Because nobody else wanted it.

bullshit ur forgeting inuits up north, small towns in the prairies, and cottage in the Hudson area:p its all populated!

[Igor]

wanna guess how tedious canada/usa dickwaving looks like to rest of the world btw

[cynicles]

wanna guess how tedious canada/usa dickwaving looks like to rest of the world btw

As tedious as all kinds of US/insertothercountry dickwaving does.

[Igor]

As tedious as all kinds of US/insertothercountry dickwaving does.

yeah and that's pretty god damn tedious

[cynicles]

yeah and that's pretty god damn tedious

Which is why I still don't understand why we don't all gang up on the US, we'll wave so many dicks.

[Silvr]

Until they open their mouthes. BURN!

Also in regards to the weather, a wise poster once said "being Canadian isn't about loving the cold, it about hating January for being too cold and june for being too hot". We prefer our weather mild thank you.



Which is why I still don't understand why we don't all gang up on the US, we'll wave so many dicks.

Because you are by and large the exact same shit as the US. For real, though, I hope people in this thread don't actually take this shit serious... I'm starting to wonder.

[cynicles]

I'm talking about waving dicks around and no we're not.

[Art Vandelay]

Will you be taking the Palin clan with you as well?

Ha you only wish; those shit heads are your problem. They'll be put on the first sled back to the states.

[Ostrinski]

ITT
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25546982.jpg

[Ostrinski]

But seriously though, is there much cultural divide between the US and Canada? I haven't met many Canadians.

[Luc]

But seriously though, is there much cultural divide between the US and Canada? I haven't met many Canadians.

cept for some snacks, and stores there aint much difference but then again tbh i havent met many Canadians either....

and i cant speak for others but ya im not serious :lol:

[cynicles]

ITT
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25546982.jpg

It's mostly chit chat.


But seriously though, is there much cultural divide between the US and Canada? I haven't met many Canadians.
Yes, on most things, beyond being white north americans everything else has minor to major differences.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

The UK is the 51st state.

Idiots.

lol no

[Silvr]

But seriously though, is there much cultural divide between the US and Canada? I haven't met many Canadians.

No, there actually isn't at all.

[Agent Ducky]

bullshit ur forgeting inuits up north, small towns in the prairies, and cottage in the Hudson area:p its all populated!
Is there not also a shit-ton of wilderness that's not inhabited though????

[Die Neue Zeit]

Joke reply: antiamericanism is a fundamental part of Canadian identity.

Serious reply: Canada has surprises in geo politics people rarely consider and is willing to play friendly with china to the point of pissing off the US political class.

For many years, our government hasn't been friendly enough with Asia-Pacific countries, not just China, to the point of pissing off said US political "class." Otherwise, our trade infrastructure would be vastly improved by now. All the government and business conferences of diversity trade mean squat, with no money in the corresponding mouths.


no we aint, we won the war and burnt down ur shitty capital now go back and eat deep fried butter u bloody yanky-hicks!

Eh!

Gotta love the War of 1812! :cool:

[Os Cangaceiros]

But seriously though, is there much cultural divide between the US and Canada? I haven't met many Canadians.

In some areas of the USA there really isn't much difference. Like Alaska, where I live. Probably Vermont, too.

But really I've only spent most time in the Yukon, British Columbia etc. Never even set foot in Toronto or Montreal, largest city I've been to in Canada is probably Calgary.

[Luc]

Is there not also a shit-ton of wilderness that's not inhabited though????

i sapose :blushing:


Gotta love the War of 1812! :cool:

no doubt!

[Silvr]

Other than free healthcare, being able to smoke weed in bars, shit being way overpriced, and people behaving like stuck up assholes to you because you live fifty miles south of them, British Columbia is the exact same shit as the Northwest US.

[Luc]

oh! i have completely forgotten.

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bagged.jpg

[PC LOAD LETTER]

no we aint, we won the war and burnt down ur shitty capital now go back and eat deep fried butter u bloody yanky-hicks!

Eh!
'Yankee' really only means Americans living in New England


oh! i have completely forgotten.

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bagged.jpg
I had bagged milk in elementary school ... they gave it to us for lunch. You had to jam a straw into a foil patch like a Capri Sun, but it didn't always work right and at least one person each lunch would make their milk bag explode because they jammed the straw in too hard / missed the spot / magic.

[cynicles]

For many years, our government hasn't been friendly enough with Asia-Pacific countries, not just China, to the point of pissing off said US political "class." Otherwise, our trade infrastructure would be vastly improved by now. All the government and business conferences of diversity trade mean squat, with no money in the corresponding mouths.



Gotta love the War of 1812! :cool:

I was thinking more long term with the rise of China, the economic leverage China exercised was enough to shut up Harper after his anti-china tirade and will continue to broaden in the future as raw materials are exploited and the US declines relative to china economically.

[NewLeft]

I would say that Canada is more like the UK than America.. Well, no I'm wrong.. No wait I'm right. No, it's somewhere in between. idk

[Luc]

'Yankee' really only means Americans living in New England

really? i thought it was just new yorkers.... anyways i added hicks to cover more people :p

I had bagged milk in elementary school ... they gave it to us for lunch. You had to jam a straw into a foil patch like a Capri Sun, but it didn't always work right and at least one person each lunch would make their milk bag explode because they jammed the straw in too hard / missed the spot / magic.
lol what? straws in milk bags?
i cant imagine Capri Sun-like milk bag. this is how to work a milk bag:
http://fpm3.weblogbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/milk.JPG.jpeg
Americans :rolleyes:

[Igor]

this is a bad thread

[Landsharks eat metal]

oh! i have completely forgotten.

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bagged.jpg

My favorite local dairy has bagged milk; to me, milk that is not bagged is weird.



lol what? straws in milk bags?
i cant imagine Capri Sun-like milk bag. this is how to work a milk bag:
http://fpm3.weblogbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/milk.JPG.jpeg
Americans :rolleyes:
In elementary school the milk came in mini bags. They weren't like Capri Sun. They were square shaped and sat kind of flat on the tray. It was still hard to work.
The bags from the dairy look exactly like that picture, though.

[Luc]

My favorite local dairy has bagged milk; to me, milk that is not bagged is weird.

hmm... it seems we have more in common than i thought.... im watching u Americans :glare:


:p

[Igor]

milk talk itt

[PC LOAD LETTER]

lol what? straws in milk bags?
i cant imagine Capri Sun-like milk bag. this is how to work a milk bag:
http://fpm3.weblogbiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/milk.JPG.jpeg
Americans :rolleyes:
They weren't like a Capri Sun, they just had a foil patch for the straw like a Capri Sun. They were just flat square plastic bags, like LEM said.

[Luc]

They weren't like a Capri Sun, they just had a foil patch for the straw like a Capri Sun. They were just flat square plastic bags, like LEM said.

ooh my bad :lol:

[leftistman]

Canadian politics aren't nearly as nationalistic or pro-war as America's. However, thanks to the Conservatives, Canada is becoming more and more like the US, more submissive to the demands of NATO. Canada is switching from social democracy to state capitalism.

[Die Neue Zeit]

I was thinking more long term with the rise of China, the economic leverage China exercised was enough to shut up Harper after his anti-china tirade and will continue to broaden in the future as raw materials are exploited and the US declines relative to china economically.

We'll see. Besides, I'd like to see more non-US exports of manufactured goods, not raw materials.

[cynicles]

We'll see. Besides, I'd like to see more non-US exports of manufactured goods, not raw materials.

Oh definately, but with oil still so central, and in the future water and the erosion of manufacturing sector raw materials will be quite central.

[Ostrinski]

I remember those bagged milks from elementary school, loved em. Especially after we moved to a small town and our school had cardboard shit

[cynicles]

I grew up in a small town and all we ever had during my youth we're cartons, everytime someone would say something about Canada and bagged milk I would be like 'WTF is that?' then when I was introduced I learned of it's awesomeness. Communism and bagged milk are how to fix the world.

[Silvr]

I have never heard of bagged milk until this thread. Communism will abolish all milk IMO.

[black magick hustla]

americans are nicer in general. canadians are very standoffish and canadian white people are as frigid as glaciers

[Ostrinski]

I remember those bagged milks from elementary school, loved em. Especially after we moved to a small town and our school had cardboard shitThe worst was when they didn't have straws, and you had to put your lips directly to the cardboard. Seemed to make the milk taste like shit.

[cynicles]

americans are nicer in general. canadians are very standoffish and canadian white people are as frigid as glaciers
I'd say the niceness vs standoffishness is more of a regional thing. The american I met when I live back home we're total arrogant assholes who would complain about having to receive canadian change when making a purchase. The americans I've met in southern ontario though are very nice. The frigid thing is true though, it feels like sweden sometimes here.

[Manifesto]

After Vermont Michigan and the apalachaisn are next, Canada will take care of them right!
I sincerely hope Michigan will become part of Canada. That way I will be a legal Canadian citizen!

[cynicles]

I sincerely hope Michigan will become part of Canada. That way I will be a legal Canadian citizen!
And Lake Michigan can finally fulfil it's destiny and become what it was always meant to be, Ontario's Penis.