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Zostrianos
11th August 2012, 06:22
A top creationist uses the banana to prove the existence of God
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citizen of industry
11th August 2012, 07:17
I didn't watch the video, but I find it ironic that the bananas we eat today are man-made creations via transplanting or tissue culture that are sterile and don't resemble the original, "natural" bananas at all.

Blake's Baby
11th August 2012, 11:08
Bananas were a gift from God and that's why Israel is the only country that grows them.

QED

I didn't watch the video either, I may have missed the point somewhat.

ВАЛТЕР
11th August 2012, 11:55
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:

http://www.expatintaiwan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wild-banana.jpg

Not so "perfect", is it?

Thirsty Crow
11th August 2012, 13:53
A banana fits perfectly into the human hand.
Ergo, divine creation.

I had some laughs some year ago when I first saw that. Not so funny now.

Sasha
11th August 2012, 14:22
Congratulations, you have just discovered the workings of natural (and like said above, in the case of the banana, unnatural) selection....

Positivist
11th August 2012, 14:52
It all makes sense now

Ostrinski
12th August 2012, 04:09
Bananas look kind of like dicks

NewLeft
12th August 2012, 22:55
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:

Not so "perfect", is it?
ha yh theyre not supp to be yells

Trap Queen Voxxy
13th August 2012, 05:08
It all makes sense to me now.

cynicles
17th August 2012, 00:28
Of course! And that Tomato that looked like a vagina I saw yesterday must have been a sign from god! Creationism yey.

Sasha
17th August 2012, 00:58
Of course! And that Tomato that looked like a vagina I saw yesterday must have been a sign from god! Creationism yey.


tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp

Q
17th August 2012, 01:15
tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp

More like so:

http://www.paulvermast.nl/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sp_ff.jpg

(No, didn't came up with that, it's just a very very bad logo).

Q
17th August 2012, 01:17
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:

http://www.expatintaiwan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wild-banana.jpg

Not so "perfect", is it?

That's actually interesting and I didn't know that. Should have really as we humans have changed just about anything since nature (God?) created it.

Questionable
17th August 2012, 01:18
Bananas look kind of like dicks

I'd be willing to believe my dick fitting into my hand is proof of divine creation before bananas.

Ostrinski
17th August 2012, 03:07
Quite so my good man

Zostrianos
17th August 2012, 03:51
Just found this neat little parody of ti:
http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-comforting-banana.jpg

cynicles
17th August 2012, 21:49
tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp
Hogwash, this one looked perfectly vagina-like with the 7 tentacles and horn sticking out the top.