View Full Version : Bananas: the atheist's nightmare
Zostrianos
11th August 2012, 06:22
A top creationist uses the banana to prove the existence of God
2z-OLG0KyR4
citizen of industry
11th August 2012, 07:17
I didn't watch the video, but I find it ironic that the bananas we eat today are man-made creations via transplanting or tissue culture that are sterile and don't resemble the original, "natural" bananas at all.
Blake's Baby
11th August 2012, 11:08
Bananas were a gift from God and that's why Israel is the only country that grows them.
QED
I didn't watch the video either, I may have missed the point somewhat.
ВАЛТЕР
11th August 2012, 11:55
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:
http://www.expatintaiwan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wild-banana.jpg
Not so "perfect", is it?
Thirsty Crow
11th August 2012, 13:53
A banana fits perfectly into the human hand.
Ergo, divine creation.
I had some laughs some year ago when I first saw that. Not so funny now.
Sasha
11th August 2012, 14:22
Congratulations, you have just discovered the workings of natural (and like said above, in the case of the banana, unnatural) selection....
Positivist
11th August 2012, 14:52
It all makes sense now
Ostrinski
12th August 2012, 04:09
Bananas look kind of like dicks
NewLeft
12th August 2012, 22:55
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:
Not so "perfect", is it?
ha yh theyre not supp to be yells
Trap Queen Voxxy
13th August 2012, 05:08
It all makes sense to me now.
cynicles
17th August 2012, 00:28
Of course! And that Tomato that looked like a vagina I saw yesterday must have been a sign from god! Creationism yey.
Sasha
17th August 2012, 00:58
Of course! And that Tomato that looked like a vagina I saw yesterday must have been a sign from god! Creationism yey.
tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp
tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp
More like so:
http://www.paulvermast.nl/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sp_ff.jpg
(No, didn't came up with that, it's just a very very bad logo).
It's a stupid argument. Bananas we have today are a result of 8000 years of genetic engineering. We have "domesticated" bananas, a "wild" banana looks like this:
http://www.expatintaiwan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wild-banana.jpg
Not so "perfect", is it?
That's actually interesting and I didn't know that. Should have really as we humans have changed just about anything since nature (God?) created it.
Questionable
17th August 2012, 01:18
Bananas look kind of like dicks
I'd be willing to believe my dick fitting into my hand is proof of divine creation before bananas.
Ostrinski
17th August 2012, 03:07
Quite so my good man
Zostrianos
17th August 2012, 03:51
Just found this neat little parody of ti:
http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-comforting-banana.jpg
cynicles
17th August 2012, 21:49
tomato's dont look like vagina's, tomato's look like something completely different as proven by the tomato/anus logo of the dutch socialist party:
http://www.sp.nl/interact/werk_mee/sp_logo.bmp
Hogwash, this one looked perfectly vagina-like with the 7 tentacles and horn sticking out the top.
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