Something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason 5

[TheGodlessUtopian]

New thread, new rage, new.... newness.... okay, knock yourselves out!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

People who say: First!




First though.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I'm in the middle of responding to a thread and it gets closed, and responding to the new thread would be sort of pointless because it was a reply to a particular post and not important enough to bring up in the new thread.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

When these threads don't have Roman numbers.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Trying to email a professor I've never met and not sound totally awkward about it even though I'm scared of what I'm doing.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Trying to email a professor I've never met and not sound totally awkward about it even though I'm scared of what I'm doing.

I hate e-mailing teachers/professors, I never know how to start my e-mail without sounding like a douche.

[Garret]

Looking down at my piss and seeing it's too yellow reminding me that I'm unhealthy...:(

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Looking down at my piss and seeing it's too yellow reminding me that I'm unhealthy...:(
Water, motherfucker! Do you drink it?!
http://justshakeit.tv/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pulp-samuel.jpg

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Trying to email a professor I've never met and not sound totally awkward about it even though I'm scared of what I'm doing.

Ironically enough I am going to be doing this rather soon as I recently learned that there is a professor within a nearby university that actually takes her students, those who wish to go, to a sort of socialist commune like place to work and learn for some time; the place is down in a central or south American country. I do not know all the details but I will be desperate to go at any rate. So needless to say I am going to literally be begging her to take me.

[Leftsolidarity]

When you go on a trip and bring a book but you finish the book halfway through the trip and didn't think to bring a second so you have nothing to read

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When you go on a trip and bring a book but you finish the book halfway through the trip and didn't think to bring a second so you have nothing to read
Goodwill has cheap books if you can stop at one

[Ele'ill]

ants

[Goblin]

Whenever im playing my guitar and one of the strings break. Scares the living shit out of me.

[Leftsolidarity]

Goodwill has cheap books if you can stop at one

Well I have a ton of lit at home that I need to read (communisty ones). I brought 1 book on Gaza which Ithought wouldtakeme forever to read but I already finished it and now I got an 8 hour bus ride that Im on. No Goodwills. Just Iowan cornfields to stare at.

New one now. When the wifi on the bus on goes off for about 6 hours

[Lobotomy]

in internet discussions when someone's post consists of quoting someone else's post and simply saying "This." you're not adding to the discussion, shut the fuck up.

[Comrade Trollface]

Has anyone said 'your dick' yet?

[Ele'ill]

in internet discussions when someone's post consists of quoting someone else's post and simply saying "This." you're not adding to the discussion, shut the fuck up.

This.

[Comrade Trollface]

This.

http://images.dailydawdle.com/call-the-cops-bear.jpg

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

my schlong

[Agent Ducky]

People who post dick jokes on this thread and the other one.
You are not original, try again.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

i actually made the first dick joke on the 1st thread so you try again, duckmeister

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Whenever im playing my guitar and one of the strings break. Scares the living shit out of me.

During my first guitar lesson my teacher tells me to go home, detune it, then try to get it in tune. Of course I end up breaking a string...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

What really annoys the fuck out of me so much is when someone's whose life revolves sports asks me why politics or economics matter at all. Your life revolves around two teams running up and down a fucking field tackling each other, how the fuck are you going to ask me that question?!

[seventeethdecember2016]

Dear friends...

[Aurora]

Ironically enough I am going to be doing this rather soon as I recently learned that there is a professor within a nearby university that actually takes her students, those who wish to go, to a sort of socialist commune like place to work and learn for some time; the place is down in a central or south American country. I do not know all the details but I will be desperate to go at any rate. So needless to say I am going to literally be begging her to take me.
Don't drink the Kool-Aid bro.

[Landsharks eat metal]

The ridiculous amount of times my ethics professor seems to use the word "problematic". Not sure how many he did yesterday, but next time I'm going to count.

[Agent Ducky]

i actually made the first dick joke on the 1st thread so you try again, duckmeister

I stand corrected; I guess that was you.
Didn't you get warned by the BA for doing that too much though?

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

I stand corrected; I guess that was you.
Didn't you get warned by the BA for doing that too much though?
I've never been warned by those chumps for anything, as far as I know

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I've never been warned by those chumps for anything, as far as I know

You did, I remember. You put "my penis" in this thread and the one about small things that make you happy and got warned for it :laugh:

[Agent Ducky]

I've never been warned by those chumps for anything, as far as I know

Okay, I'm sorry :lol:
It's good to see you back on RevLeft though.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

You did, I remember. You put "my penis" in this thread and the one about small things that make you happy and got warned for it :laugh:
this is fucking outrageous frankly. did these admins ever consider that i might've been giving serious answers?

[Agent Ducky]

Along that same line:
Something small that annoys me?
My boobs. Because I'm not allowed to walk around shirtless in public.
Fuck you, society.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

that's actually legal in the UK, although they'd probz slap you with a public order offence for 'creating a stir'

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Along that same line:
Something small that annoys me?
My boobs. Because I'm not allowed to walk around shirtless in public.
Fuck you, society.

Ahh the pleasures of being male. Although I was once approached by a little Asian boy and called a retard by him for not wearing a shirt...at the beach. :confused:
And you can be nude in San Fran, I see it when I go there. The law says guys can be nude too, as long as they don't have a boner. Seriously.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

The law says guys can be nude too, as long as they don't have a boner. Seriously.
totally unfair. as if we can control our boners.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

totally unfair. as if we can control our boners.

Seriously! How hard is it to control a boner when a very hot topless girl walks by?

[Landsharks eat metal]

The ridiculous amount of times my ethics professor seems to use the word "problematic". Not sure how many he did yesterday, but next time I'm going to count.
Finding out that my Western Civ professor also has an annoying speech idiosyncracy, namely the phrase, "which begs the question..." (strikingly similar to that of my high school history teacher I had for three years.)

[Drosophila]

Canker sores - goddamn they hurt.

[Leftsolidarity]

dried semen

[A Revolutionary Tool]

How afraid my dog is of new people. If he doesn't know you he will cower in fear of you and literally piss himself. He even gets scared of me if I'm wearing a hat. Makes me wonder what his past owners did to him.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

How afraid my dog is of new people. If he doesn't know you he will cower in fear of you and literally piss himself. He even gets scared of me if I'm wearing a hat. Makes me wonder what his past owners did to him.
Unless he cowers when you do something like raise your hand to get something off a shelf, or if he gets locked in a room, or some other scenario like that (or if he snaps at you when you move a hand quickly towards him) they probably didn't hit him or neglect him.

But it does sound like they didn't socialize him with people. Is he dog-aggressive? Usually a lack of socialization in dogs shows either through fear or aggression towards whatever it's not familiar with (strange people, strange dogs, cats).

For socialism! Of dogs ...

[edit]
The best way to socialize the poor guy is to do just that ... bring him around, let him interact with people on a walk, etc. Don't push him or he might get aggressive. If you think he's had enough and you're still walking him, tell anyone you pass near who looks like they want to manhandle a cute doggy that he's not being friendly today or something. Unless they're dumbasses (or kids) they'll listen.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Yeah he's scared of that stuff too, and if you barely raise your voice. He's good with other dogs though and with people in public. And I think he's racist, he barks at Mexicans without fail every time he sees one. Which makes me think his original owners were Mexican.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Yeah he's scared of that stuff too, and if you barely raise your voice. He's good with other dogs though and with people in public. And I think he's racist, he barks at Mexicans without fail every time he sees one. Which makes me think his original owners were Mexican.

Or racists who let the dog loose on Mexicans...

[Quail]

When people leave me voicemails and I don't listen to them and then I end up with so many voicemails I can't be bothered to delete them. The rate at which people leave them is higher than the rate at which they get deleted automatically grr.

[Agent Ducky]

When people leave me voicemails and I don't listen to them and then I end up with so many voicemails I can't be bothered to delete them. The rate at which people leave them is higher than the rate at which they get deleted automatically grr.

My phone had the most fucked up way of dealing with this. I couldn't listen to any new voice mails until I had deleted all of the old ones. Voice mails suck.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

I had even worse, I got an message if I missed a call, then a message that the person had left a voicemail and then a message with the number to call the voicemail to listen to it.
And my voicemail started with the old ones if you had not deleted them and there was no way to skip that unless you deleted. So annoying.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Yeah he's scared of that stuff too, and if you barely raise your voice. He's good with other dogs though and with people in public. And I think he's racist, he barks at Mexicans without fail every time he sees one. Which makes me think his original owners were Mexican.
Yeah, I'd wager a guess they yelled at him and hit him, then. I hate when people abuse dogs ...

One thing you can do is don't coddle him or hug him or pet him or even look at him if he's acting fearful like that. It doesn't really fit with the way most people think, but just trust me. What it unintentionally does is reinforce the fearful behavior. You want to try and reward confidence, like when he trots up to you like he's shitting rainbows - then give him a soft, small training treat (that he can swallow really quick but won't sit there trying to mop up crumbs - that's too distracting for training) and start playing with him or something. Get other people to do this when they come over - call his name, when he comes up give him a treat. Eventually he'll be confident, then your friend can initiate play, etc. It will take a long time, and you have to be very consistent, and he may never completely break out of that behavior pattern, but there will be improvement.

As far as barking at people like that, just make a loud noise or say "NO NO NO NO" in a deep, authoritative voice to interrupt him and get his attention elsewhere (even if he's just growling or baring his teeth). But never use his name to correct him (professional trainers can do this, but I wouldn't do it - it's too easy to make them feel like their name means they did something wrong). If he watches someone walk by without barking at him, pet him and maybe give him a treat.

[Leftsolidarity]

Swamp ass

[Quail]

Having the tune to the caucus race song in Disney's Alice in Wonderland, and sometimes my thoughts get stuck up in that tune too.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When someone starts to confront me/comment on something that seems like it could be about the self-inflicted cuts on my legs I've been hiding, so I get really tense, but then it turns out to be something much easier to deal with and then I get paranoid that people noticed how tense I was in the first place.

Related to that, the fact that my knees always look bruised/dirty no matter what I do. (My dad saw my knees and was asking what happened, but I thought he saw my cuts.)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When my managers just assume that I will stay longer than scheduled. "Can you stay longer tonight? What time do you get off at? Oh you're definitely going to be staying longer hahaha!"

How about fuck you, you ask me and I'll consider it.

[Quail]

Your managers sound like massive assholes from this thread :(

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Yeah most of them are assholes but there are a few good ones,

[Magón]

When I'm really craving something specific to eat, but really anything I end up eating would be good enough, and I figure my craving was just my way of telling myself I was hungry.

[Leftsolidarity]

When greyhound won't let me order my fucking bus tickets!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Beaches, the sun. I despise anything that has to do with the summer, really.

Also, when I click the wrong thread, and I post my annoyments in another thread and look like an idiot.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I can't find a good Wilfred gif to reblog on Tumblr and they all seem to be in Spanish which I don't speak.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When I can't find a good Wilfred gif to reblog on Tumblr and they all seem to be in Spanish which I don't speak.
Not a gif but Wilfred

Disclaimer: I have never seen this show before

http://i.imgur.com/NLbxz.jpg

[Leftsolidarity]

Not a gif but Wilfred

Disclaimer: I have never seen this show before

http://i.imgur.com/NLbxz.jpg

What? Wilfred is fucking awesome. Wayyyyy better when you're stoned cuz you're like "hahahahaha weed. fuck, that's a fuckin dog. wait, that's not a fuckin dog. wait. what. fuck. hahahahahaha weed."

Well, at least that's how it always went for me.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

What? Wilfred is fucking awesome. Wayyyyy better when you're stoned cuz you're like "hahahahaha weed. fuck, that's a fuckin dog. wait, that's not a fuckin dog. wait. what. fuck. hahahahahaha weed."

Well, at least that's how it always went for me.
Xz_NsdHYmnw

There should be a religion based on the holy texts of Workaholics

"And upon the reception of good nieuws, thou shalt indulge in cannabis whilst contemplating this nieuws"

[Leftsolidarity]

Xz_NsdHYmnw

There should be a religion based on the holy texts of Workaholics

"And upon the reception of good nieuws, thou shalt indulge in cannabis whilst contemplating this nieuws"

Workaholics, Wilfred, and Always Sunny are my favorite stoned shows

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Something that annoys me. When you sit and wait for a response on facebook or something and you end up waste a large amount of your time waiting and it either never comes or is like a 2 word response.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The pigs in my city suck ass at driving. I just got my car 3 weeks ago so I have regularly been driving for 3 weeks and they have almost run into me 3 times! Once they were driving towards me into oncoming traffic and not once did they have their sirens on. Fucking A they are stupid. But what happens when they hit me?

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Whenever I go to a restaurant, and everyone has to tell me every meatless item they see. I have a menu too, I'll find it eventually.:cursing:

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

I think people are posting things that annoy them FOR a reason.

[Leftsolidarity]

Whenever I go to a restaurant, and everyone has to tell me every meatless item they see. I have a menu too, I'll find it eventually.:cursing:

Now that I just stopped being a vegetarian after 7 years I'm dealing with the exact opposite and it's incredibly annoying.

[jake williams]

When wet dish cloths get left in the sink with water and dirty dishes.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The pigs in my city suck ass at driving. I just got my car 3 weeks ago so I have regularly been driving for 3 weeks and they have almost run into me 3 times! Once they were driving towards me into oncoming traffic and not once did they have their sirens on. Fucking A they are stupid. But what happens when they hit me?
First, hope you break an arm or something. If not, just go to the chiropractor and tell them your neck/arm/balls hurt and they'll say something's wrong. Then get a lawyer and sue the absolute shit out of the local police department.

Just ... make sure it was their fault first. Like, really sure. No ambiguity. Witnesses are a plus.

[Rocky Rococo]

Katy Perry "music". Who knew yodeling was in fashion? And if I wanted to listen to yodeling, I'd listen to some good yodeling, like Slim Whitman, not her pitch-controlled whooping cough symptoms.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Katy Perry "music". Who knew yodeling was in fashion? And if I wanted to listen to yodeling, I'd listen to some good yodeling, like Slim Whitman, not her pitch-controlled whooping cough symptoms.

I kind of like it.:blushing:

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Workaholics, Wilfred, and Always Sunny are my favorite stoned shows

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Something that annoys me. When you sit and wait for a response on facebook or something and you end up waste a large amount of your time waiting and it either never comes or is like a 2 word response.

Always sunny=best comedy ever made.

annoyment: Vans shoes.

[Landsharks eat metal]

That feeling where I can't tell whether I'm hungry or have a stomach ache.

[Ele'ill]

being sick and not being able to afford to go find out why

[Leftsolidarity]

being sick and not being able to afford to go find out why

When you need you're wisdom teeth removed but can only afford to take out 1 cuz it's the only tooth ur insurance will cover

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Being hungry while having a headache that makes you throw up if you eat anything.

[Ose]

Being so tired at work that I actually feel ill. Thank your god for Pro Plus.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The sound of people eating

Especially when they eat while I'm talking to them on the phone

It sounds disgusting

[Agent Ducky]

Being sunburnt.
And the fact that it doesn't make sense. My whole legs got equal amounts of sunlight, but my upper thighs are the parts that are burned. Not the rest.
What the fuck, science?

[Leftsolidarity]

Being sunburnt.
And the fact that it doesn't make sense. My whole legs got equal amounts of sunlight, but my upper thighs are the parts that are burned. Not the rest.
What the fuck, science?

Probablycuz that's where you have less hair

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Being sunburnt.
And the fact that it doesn't make sense. My whole legs got equal amounts of sunlight, but my upper thighs are the parts that are burned. Not the rest.
What the fuck, science?

Science? This is a christian home Y'know?
Now go out with your MittRomney stuff, and call Obama anti-white, you infidel?
:rolleyes:


On-topic: musquitos must get the fuck away from my body.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I can't figure out why the hell I have something. Like I spent my entire Western Civ class today trying to figure out why I had a little cocktail sword in my backpack and was completely unsuccessful in solving the mystery.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Being sunburnt.
And the fact that it doesn't make sense. My whole legs got equal amounts of sunlight, but my upper thighs are the parts that are burned. Not the rest.
What the fuck, science?
The bottom part of your legs were probably at an angle from the sun, like if you were in direct sunlight with no shadow over your legs but you were sitting in a chair. It would look like you're getting an even amount of sunlight but you wouldn't actually be. The sunlight from a small area would be spread over the bottom part of your legs due to the angle, making it less intense (and would take more exposure to produce a burn).

Last time I went fishing this happened :cursing: burns on my shoulders and neck but not down my back / arms

[A Revolutionary Tool]

On the subject of sunburns, the fact that you can get a horrible sunburn in foggy weather. I remember the first time that happened I was so confused. Like how did I get sunburnt without a shiny bright day?!

What annoyed me was when I was in school and the teacher would assign books we had to read that I didn't want to read while I was already reading books outside of school that I wanted to read. So I'd have to set what I wanted to read down(and they were always way above my grade level, like Moby Dick in 6th grade) for this stupid book that I don't want to read.

[Agent Ducky]

Probablycuz that's where you have less hair
Nope, it's actually the opposite.


The bottom part of your legs were probably at an angle from the sun, like if you were in direct sunlight with no shadow over your legs but you were sitting in a chair. It would look like you're getting an even amount of sunlight but you wouldn't actually be. The sunlight from a small area would be spread over the bottom part of your legs due to the angle, making it less intense (and would take more exposure to produce a burn).

But for the most part my legs were straight out because I had my feet up on something. I think it's just the shape, that my thighs just generally had more upward-facing surface area than my lower legs. So you're basically right. But it's still weird that my upper thighs got burned and not the rest. I guess that could be due to that I might have gotten tanned while wearing longer shorts than what I was wearing so the rest of my legs weren't as susceptible?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

On the subject of sunburns, the fact that you can get a horrible sunburn in foggy weather. I remember the first time that happened I was so confused. Like how did I get sunburnt without a shiny bright day?!

What annoyed me was when I was in school and the teacher would assign books we had to read that I didn't want to read while I was already reading books outside of school that I wanted to read. So I'd have to set what I wanted to read down(and they were always way above my grade level, like Moby Dick in 6th grade) for this stupid book that I don't want to read.
I hated that in middle school. In high school, the books we were assigned were actually interesting, though, like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


Nope, it's actually the opposite.


But for the most part my legs were straight out because I had my feet up on something. I think it's just the shape, that my thighs just generally had more upward-facing surface area than my lower legs. So you're basically right. But it's still weird that my upper thighs got burned and not the rest. I guess that could be due to that I might have gotten tanned while wearing longer shorts than what I was wearing so the rest of my legs weren't as susceptible?
That's probably another factor - exposed skin produces more melanin, which protects against burns and UV radiation. The top part of your leg receives less sunlight in general unless you're a nudist, so less melanin and less protection (even if the top part of your leg isn't visibly paler than the rest)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I got work at 5 in the morning but can't fall asleep because I have rampant diarrhea. Just a little annoying...

[Karabin]

Like how did I get sunburnt without a shiny bright day?!

UV rays man. Doesn't matter if its foggy, cloudy or if you're in shade, the UV rays are out to get you.

I tend to get very angry to the point of throttling when I am interpreted when talking, especially if I'm being serious. It's so frustrating and impolite. I also hate it when friends walk into my house or take something from me without asking politely. Of course I would let them 90% of the time, but its just polite for them to freaking ask.

[piet11111]

I tend to get very angry to the point of throttling when I am interpreted when talking, especially if I'm being serious.

Do you mean interrupted ?

I get that a lot from my older sisters (3 of them :cursing:) i tend to be soft-spoken so they easily drown out my voice.
Especially infuriating when i raise my voice and they dare shush me.

My dad finally knows that if he ignores me when that happens he can forget about me finishing the conversation seeing how this ended with his car getting towed seeing i indirectly work for the municipality here and knew they where going to act against this.
He was angry at me first but i pointed out that he himself chose the conversation he wanted to continue and that he can go fuck himself if he disagreed. (note i am 27 and much taller and stronger then my dad so the odds of negative consequences for me where nill.)

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Do you mean interrupted ?

I get that a lot from my older sisters (3 of them :cursing:) i tend to be soft-spoken so they easily drown out my voice.
Especially infuriating when i raise my voice and they dare shush me.

My dad finally knows that if he ignores me when that happens he can forget about me finishing the conversation seeing how this ended with his car getting towed seeing i indirectly work for the municipality here and knew they where going to act against this.
He was angry at me first but i pointed out that he himself chose the conversation he wanted to continue and that he can go fuck himself if he disagreed. (note i am 27 and much taller and stronger then my dad so the odds of negative consequences for me where nill.)
You had your dads car towed ... because he interrupted you?

I really hope you're not serious or I'm misunderstanding this post

[A Revolutionary Tool]

You had your dads car towed ... because he interrupted you?

I really hope you're not serious or I'm misunderstanding this post

I think he's saying he was trying to tell his dad, but that he interrupted him so he was like "fuck it."

[piet11111]

You had your dads car towed ... because he interrupted you?

I really hope you're not serious or I'm misunderstanding this post

They where going to do a clean up action where cars and other stuff parked in public grass was going to be towed i was warning my dad about that but one of my sisters started blabbing over the conversation and my dad ignored me for her.

So after that happened i was like "oh yeah didn't we talk about that or did i not get to that part yet before sis interrupted ?"

I get interrupted so often by her and my parents let her so often that i just welcomed the fact that it would have consequences this time so as revolutionary tool said i had a "fuck it" moment.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

They where going to do a clean up action where cars and other stuff parked in public grass was going to be towed i was warning my dad about that but one of my sisters started blabbing over the conversation and my dad ignored me for her.

So after that happened i was like "oh yeah didn't we talk about that or did i not get to that part yet before sis interrupted ?"

I get interrupted so often by her and my parents let her so often that i just welcomed the fact that it would have consequences this time so as revolutionary tool said i had a "fuck it" moment.
OHHHH okay, my bad dude. I completely misunderstood.

[Landsharks eat metal]

The tiny serving sizes for beef jerky.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Now that I just stopped being a vegetarian after 7 years I'm dealing with the exact opposite and it's incredibly annoying.

Haha! That's even worse, how could you not see meat on a menu!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

People who talk about how good the actors are while you are watching the movie, need to get shot in the face.

[Quail]

Being really tired and falling asleep on the sofa, then dragging myself to bed only to feel wide awake again.

[Quail]

Also, the fact that my mum still thinks my politics consist of being a "thug." The aims and principles of the AF say that the revolution "will be a time of violence as well as liberation"... That obviously does not mean that I think violence for violence's sake is a good thing.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I buy shorts from a store where you can't try things on and they turn out to be shorter than I wanted/thought.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

When I buy shorts from a store where you can't try things on and they turn out to be shorter than I wanted/thought.

Seriously? There's stores like that? How annoying! I wouldn't buy from them.

[piet11111]

When i am drunk and i think that "just 1 more beer can't do me wrong"
Obviously i will have that 1 more beer and then another and another and another.

Until hangover time :crying:

[Art Vandelay]

The fact that I quit smoking tobacco, fuck do I miss it. :crying:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The fact that I quit smoking tobacco, fuck do I miss it. :crying:
I quit back in October

The physical withdrawal is gone, and I don't really crave it, but I definitely miss it. Cigarette breaks were like my zen time. Something about a clear, quiet, empty winter night in the city, a heavy but not strong wind, standing somewhere with a cigarette, taking in the surreal glow of streetlights reflecting off the buildings ...

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Don't whine, I still smoke and will eventually die.
I am the only one with the right to complain.

[roy]

what's up with art that's just splotches of paint and sells for millions? hate that shit to no end

hey and why do people grow out of the anarchist phase? come defy authority again it'll be fun :(

[Jimmie Higgins]

For the first time ever, I have a roommate who actually does the dishes and cleans without being asked. And he's total shit at it. He puts everything away in the wrong place and leaves every drawer and cabinet door open when he's finished putting them away. He also leaves mugs on the edge of the counter causing breaks and spills at least once every other week if not more often.

He's awesome as a person, but sometimes when I look at how he loaded the dishwasher... heavy things taking up the small shelf, cups in the thing for utensils, utensils just piled in the shelf causing them to fall down into where the water comes in, dishes with tons of food still... I wonder if this is all a plot to make us force him to never do any of the housework.

He also uses huge Tupperware to hold tiny amounts of food which are then put in the fridge until they rot because he forgot - there's no space in the fridge and all the food he has stored could probably fit in one lunchbox.

After he mops the floor, it looks like a snowman made out of chocolate milk has been sliding across our floor.

:cursing:

[Quail]

^ I totally feel you on that. My partner is great with offering to do the dishes and clean up since I cook, but then he doesn't always wash them properly.

I think this has been mentioned before, but people using the microwave, taking the food out before it beeps and not canceling the unused time.

[piet11111]

For the first time ever, I have a roommate who actually does the dishes and cleans without being asked. And he's total shit at it. He puts everything away in the wrong place and leaves every drawer and cabinet door open when he's finished putting them away. He also leaves mugs on the edge of the counter causing breaks and spills at least once every other week if not more often.

He's awesome as a person, but sometimes when I look at how he loaded the dishwasher... heavy things taking up the small shelf, cups in the thing for utensils, utensils just piled in the shelf causing them to fall down into where the water comes in, dishes with tons of food still... I wonder if this is all a plot to make us force him to never do any of the housework.

He also uses huge Tupperware to hold tiny amounts of food which are then put in the fridge until they rot because he forgot - there's no space in the fridge and all the food he has stored could probably fit in one lunchbox.

After he mops the floor, it looks like a snowman made out of chocolate milk has been sliding across our floor.

:cursing:


Explain what he is doing wrong and then see if he does it correctly after.
If you go with "your doing it wrong let me do it and observe" is just an invitation for him to be lazy.
But by making him do it the correct way until he gets it right forces him to do it right.
If he objects and wants to give up just say that your helping him get it right no matter how long it takes because he is trying to be helpful you will also take the effort to help him out ;)

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I wake up in the morning and then fall back asleep for a few more hours then feel like the biggest lazyass in the world when I see how much time has passed.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When the light turns yellow and you're not close enough to get through it without running a red light but you're so close that you have to slam on the brakes if you're going to stop. Those are always tough decisions.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When the light turns yellow and you're not close enough to get through it without running a red light but you're so close that you have to slam on the brakes if you're going to stop. Those are always tough decisions.
Those moments make me feel like a machine. You compare the distance to the far side of the intersection to your speed, then compare it to the estimated time before the light turns red. If it's within a certain threshold, you go; else, you brake.

:(

[Agent Ducky]

Fucking webcomics impeding my productivity.
:cursing:

[cynicles]

Whistling.

[Quail]

When my finger shakes on my laptop touchpad and clicks something I didn't want it to click.

[piet11111]

Being offered a faster internet connection trial free of charge for 3 months.
Then they disconnect me days before i receive the damned modem *rage*

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am out walking and the friggin blackflies, horse flies, and deer flies won't leave me alone, is like :cursing:

[Leftsolidarity]

Getting into bed and realizing you're really hungry or have to pee/poop

[Comrades Unite!]

People constantly asking questions while you're watching a film,Hate that shit.

Loud people in the Cinema.

[Agent Ducky]

When people use the sentence "Humans are sexual creatures" in an argument.
Every time I hear it I die a little inside.
Subhuman status, fuck yeah!

[Leftsolidarity]

http://godhatesgoths.com/

[TheGodlessUtopian]

http://godhatesgoths.com/

:laugh:

It is like a rule that all absurd religious sites have to have the same shitty layout and design.lol

[Agent Ducky]

:laugh:

It is like a rule that all absurd religious sites have to have the same shitty layout and design.lol

You have NOT SEEN a terribly-designed religious site until you have clicked here. (http://www.evangelcathedral.net/evangelintro.swf)
Make sure your audio is on. :laugh:
Also, don't click if you have epilepsy or anything.

[bcbm]

http://godhatesgoths.com/

i cant tell if this is real or fake

[Leftsolidarity]

i cant tell if this is real or fake

Neither can I. I think it's real other than some of his responses in the hate mail section make me question it.

I'm going with that it's real.

[bcbm]

it seems like it at a glance but reading some of the stuff i am pretty sure it is a fake esp with the 'god hates retards' and 'god hates women' sites

[Leftsolidarity]

it seems like it at a glance but reading some of the stuff i am pretty sure it is a fake esp with the 'god hates retards' and 'god hates women' sites

i could only hope it's fake

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I've been wearing something around my neck all morning then take it off and still feel like I'm wearing it.

[Quail]

The balls on the end of my nipple bar keep falling off when I'm in the shower and washing down the plughole :cursing:

I also keep breaking can openers. I have to buy a new one every few months.

[Agent Ducky]

The balls on the end of my nipple bar

.............What?????? :confused:

[Agent Ducky]

Agesplaining.
It's like "mansplaining" but instead of being based in sexism, it's based in ageism.
Basically when an older person decides that their age gives them all of the expertise on a subject and decides that whatever they have to say takes precedence over what the younger person is saying even if the younger person has more experience/expertise.
Happens all the fucking time.
You have experience relating to the subject at hand? NO! Let ME explain to you why whatever you're saying that I didn't pay attention to is irrelevant.

[Quail]

.............What?????? :confused:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrlp9Kody7169wkzaWSEzmEvz4DnUlD MT-02-MDyg-AYwi3BJDGQ
^ The balls are what keeps the piercing in.

[Agent Ducky]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrlp9Kody7169wkzaWSEzmEvz4DnUlD MT-02-MDyg-AYwi3BJDGQ
^ The balls are what keeps the piercing in.

Ohhhh, okay. That makes all of the sense now. Ducky is a derp. :thumbup1:

[piet11111]

Ohhhh, okay. That makes all of the sense now. Ducky is a derp. :thumbup1:

I did not get it either just FYI.

[Luc]

i cant come up with a good username, ever. now i just use my real first name "Ben" but that damn name sounds so childish to me :cursing:

[PC LOAD LETTER]

i cant come up with a good username, ever. now i just use my real first name "Ben" but that damn name sounds so childish to me :cursing:
Call yourself "Coprophagia"

I want someone to make this their username

[Luc]

Call yourself "Coprophagia"

I want someone to make this their username

heh not exactly my thing

[Leftsolidarity]

When you think you're talking to your friend and it's going to stay between you 2 and then less than an hour later they are already talking to other people about it.

------

The fact that I am very nervous about how little money I have left and that I spent $2.25 on an ATM charge so I could buy a pack of the cheapest cigarettes which were $7.

------

Road rash. Fucking sucks and doesn't stop hurting.

[brigadista]

people riding the fence

and the bleeding london olympics lockdown - not so small i suppose...

[Landsharks eat metal]

The fact that I've been going to my same [small] church for about 14 years now, and they still haven't figured out how to spell my first name. It shouldn't bother me because I don't really give a shit about my birth name anymore, but...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When you think you're talking to your friend and it's going to stay between you 2 and then less than an hour later they are already talking to other people about it.

------

The fact that I am very nervous about how little money I have left and that I spent $2.25 on an ATM charge so I could buy a pack of the cheapest cigarettes which were $7.

------

Road rash. Fucking sucks and doesn't stop hurting.
Jeez your states tobacco taxes are crazy.

When I was 18-19 and basically living on nothing, I'd scrounge together change for a pouch of bugler or similar for about $3 ($2 in Louisiana), which would roll up twice as many cigarettes as I could buy, and a pack of L&M reds (Marlboros with a different label, literally, both owned by Phillip Morris) was about $3.50

Have you tried that?

[edit]
Also, never underestimate the power of sitting on a sidewalk strumming a guitar with a hat upside down in front of you (like a change dish). Throw your own dollar and some change in there so people feel guilty and add to it, then empty most of it every once in a while.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When my revolutionary views are being censored on another forum by the reactionary elements over there.

[Leftsolidarity]

Jeez your states tobacco taxes are crazy.

When I was 18-19 and basically living on nothing, I'd scrounge together change for a pouch of bugler or similar for about $3 ($2 in Louisiana), which would roll up twice as many cigarettes as I could buy, and a pack of L&M reds (Marlboros with a different label, literally, both owned by Phillip Morris) was about $3.50

Have you tried that?


Yeah, Wisconsin sucks pretty hard for that but Illinois used to be pretty good. Pyramids were like $3.75-$4. Then a week after I moved back to Illinois they jacked up the prices by a dollar and in some places more.

I rolled my own for awhile but got lazy. Just picked up a pouch cuz it looks like that's what I'm smoking til I get a job. I also buy Noble's cigars which are $1.09 a pack. They taste pretty fucking awful but they do the job and they're dirt cheap.




[edit]
Also, never underestimate the power of sitting on a sidewalk strumming a guitar with a hat upside down in front of you (like a change dish). Throw your own dollar and some change in there so people feel guilty and add to it, then empty most of it every once in a while.

Haha yeah, I did that a lot last summer. Spanging and street music is a decent way to get a little bit of money.

[Landsharks eat metal]

The keyboard with this computer at school has the S completely worn off.

[Quail]

The 1 on my keyboard has suddenly gone all stiff so I can't press it properly :(

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The 1 on my keyboard has suddenly gone all stiff so I can't press it properly :(
Take it out, there might be dirt or a hair or a demon or something underneath it that needs to be cleaned out (most keyboards are made so you can do this)

[Quail]

When people claim that men and women cannot be friends. I'm bisexual - does that mean it's impossible for me to have platonic friends? No.

[Quail]

Having hiccups.

[Ostrinski]

Haunting, omnipresent solitude that crystallizes the heart

[Veovis]

Two words:

Personal. Responsibility.

[Quail]

People saying, "I'm a little bit ocd about x" - No, horrible intrusive thoughts and annoying rituals haven't taken over your life.

[Luc]

"hella"

[Leftsolidarity]

People who talk super loud in public places like they feel their conversation is so important everyone should know about it.

My dad's side of the family is like this and it drives me insane.

[brigadista]

stupid drivers in london when its hot..

[PC LOAD LETTER]

People saying, "I'm a little bit ocd about x" - No, horrible intrusive thoughts and annoying rituals haven't taken over your life.
OCPD affects 1% of the population, it's different from OCD but still similar in some respects. Do they make lists and/or obsess about being on time and/or doing things 'the right way'? Do they insist their way to do things is the right way?

Disclaimer: I'm not a doc but psychology is interesting to me, even though some of these "personality disorders" to me seem like they're just pathologizing normal behavior (*cough*schizoidpd-and-ocpd-to-an-extent*cough*).

[Agent Ducky]

The keyboard with this computer at school has the S completely worn off.

My keyboard on my old computer has I, O, S, D, N, and M worn off. And I give zero fucks because I'M A TOUCH TYPIST, MOTHAFUCKAS :thumbup:

But that annoys the shit out of my dad on the rare occasion that he has to use the keyboard. He got very worked up when he had to use that keyboard because despite being around for 50 years he still apparently doesn't know where the keys are.

[maskerade]

packing up to go home from work when my boss starts talking to me and keeps me at work for an extra 30 minutes.

also when people ask 'why are you mad?' over and over again. Makes me really mad.

[Agent Ducky]

When people ask me what's wrong when there's nothing wrong.
I don't get it, do I just naturally look angry or something?

[Quail]

The "S" key on my keyboard has suddenly become stiff for no reason, so I keep making typos.

[Leftsolidarity]

That I can't eat real food for like a day and can't smoke cigarettes for like 5 cuz I got my damn wisdom tooth removed :cursing:

[Ele'ill]

tattoo money going towards food and new backpack

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Having gas

[Leftsolidarity]

Having gas

I would put this in the thing that puts me in a good mood...

[TheGodlessUtopian]

weirdo ;)

[Pretty Flaco]

stupid drivers in london when its hot..

oh i understand just what you mean! ever been to the US east coast? talk about road rage every single day. it was pretty bad where i used to live, florida. go through any city near interstate 95 (which runs along the entire east coast. google says the road is 1,925 miles long.) in the US and the driving will probably make you want to kill everyone around you.

[The Intransigent Faction]

People saying, "I'm a little bit ocd about x" - No, horrible intrusive thoughts and annoying rituals haven't taken over your life.

That's so true! I'm glad I don't remember the last time someone had the nerve to say this around me.

Anyway, that awkward moment when the last communist friend you thought you had 'irl' says "I'm a conservative capitalist now", and it takes you an hour of talking before you realize they aren't trolling you. (Not that anyone cares but I don't stop being friends over something like that---it's just mind-blowing when they start saying shit like "government regulation is the problem" and actually meaning it).

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am trying to do something but all of my web tabs have something going on and my cell phone is receiving texts and I can't get a moment to complete anything.My brain gets overloaded.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When I am trying to do something but all of my web tabs have something going on and my cell phone is receiving texts and I can't get a moment to complete anything.My brain gets overloaded.
stop changing your avatar god dammit

I use those to know who's posting without having to read the username

[edit]

actually, this avatar is amazing and you should keep it. just don't change it again!

[Agent Ducky]

stop changing your avatar god dammit

I use those to know who's posting without having to read the username

[edit]

actually, this avatar is amazing and you should keep it. just don't change it again!

His avatar reminds me of this:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/literally/5.png

[roy]

all these, for want of a better word, misanthropic groups on facebook are getting really old and really annoying. you know the ones i mean, the ones based around correcting people's spelling and making fun of 12 year old girls.

[Agent Ducky]

People who see pictures of skinny women (Photoshopped or otherwise) and compare them to "concentration camp inmates."
#1. Way to completely undermine the experiences of anyone who survived prison camps.
#2. Way to also make naturally skinny women feel unnatural and bad about their bodies.

Fuck, it must really suck to be someone who puts a lot of value on their appearance.

[cynicles]

People who say:
Bee-tee-dubbs
Bro and any variation there of

People who travel down the side walk in large groups and decide to take up all the space.
People who carry on long conversations in the library.
Batman.
People in the comments section of the NYT.
People who like batman.
Frats and fratguys.
Overly sunny days.
Anthony Bourdain, and yet I can't stop watching his show.
Girls who post Facebook photos of themselves doing that duck pose.
Guys who post shirtless photos of themselves.
Waking up with sore hair.

[Leftsolidarity]

When I know I should be sleeping but I just can't go to bed so I stay up making myself do pointless shit that I should have been doing through-out the day but never did.

[Yuppie Grinder]

People who think music made using samplers, drum machines, synthesizers, or turntables is not even real music because it isn't made with real instruments and has no melody.

[Quail]

Being too hungover to respond in a meaningful way to any of the posts on here when I actually do have stuff to say.

Being in pain so that the only things that help are weed and codeine, both of which make my brain all fuzzy and I can't do stuff properly.

[Luc]

Damn this weather, so warm and bright I hate south Ontario! I'm gunna move to some place cold like NWT or the Yukon maybe even Nunavut :cursing: are those places even cold anymore?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Damn this weather, so warm and bright I hate south Ontario! I'm gunna move to some place cold like NWT or the Yukon maybe even Nunavut :cursing: are those places even cold anymore?
Not quite. This photo was taken last week in Nunavut.
http://www.honeymoontravelagent.com/images/Aruba.jpg

[Leftsolidarity]

How my dad wakes me up in the most obnoxious ways but doesn't even realize it.

Shouting up the stairs for 10 minutes while not responding when I ask what you need is fucking annoying. I want to sleep and if you need to get me up why don't you walk up the stairs and wake me up nicely so I don't wake up fucking pissed every morning?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

How my dad wakes me up in the most obnoxious ways but doesn't even realize it.

Shouting up the stairs for 10 minutes while not responding when I ask what you need is fucking annoying. I want to sleep and if you need to get me up why don't you walk up the stairs and wake me up nicely so I don't wake up fucking pissed every morning?
My friend's dad would walk into his room, yank up the sheets and the end of the bed, and pull him onto the floor feet-first

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The fact that I stayed up hella late last night thinking I worked 5 this evening only to get called into work at 8 in the morning

[Leftsolidarity]

My friend's dad would walk into his room, yank up the sheets and the end of the bed, and pull him onto the floor feet-first

That would suck. My dad doesn't do it to be an asshole on purpose. He just doesn't really think about the fact that being woken up to a big shouting man either in your room or down the stairs is a terrible way to wake up in the morning.

[Agent Ducky]

People who say:
Bee-tee-dubbs

Oh my god. Yes. Every time someone says "b-t-dubs" an adorable baby chinchilla gets shot.

[Quail]

When I'm playing Dragon Quest and I try to flee from an easy battle because I can't be bothered to fight it, but then the game repeatedly won't let me so one of my characters ends up dead.

[piet11111]

People who say:
Bee-tee-dubbs

:confused: what would that be ?

And i sympathize with agent ducky i too get asked way too often why i am angry when i am not

[Brosa Luxemburg]

When I cover someone's shift and they say, "I owe you one!" and then when you need them to cover your shift they "can't because of....um........a family thing" only to see them at a party drunk as fuck much later that night.

Although, i'm cool now because I got sloppy drunk as well :cool:

[Agent Ducky]

:confused: what would that be ?

And i sympathize with agent ducky i too get asked way too often why i am angry when i am not

Bee-tee-dubs= the way stupid people say "btw" which stands for "By the way"
I understand saying btw if you're texting or typing or w/e. But if you're talking, "By the way" has just as many syllables as "B-t-dubs" so there is no reason to ever, ever say the latter.

[Revolution starts with U]

Oh yes there is. And it's the most important reason of all...

Coolness :cool:

[Zav]

When people misquote movies, especially by changing word order or substituting words with their similies, I have a strong desire to punch them in the face.

[Agent Ducky]

When people misquote movies, especially by changing word order or substituting words with their similies, I have a strong desire to punch them in the face.
When people confuse similes with synonyms, I have a strong desire to punch them in the face. :P

[Leftsolidarity]

When a dumb driver almost makes you crash. Scary as fuck and you aren't the one even fucking up.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When a guy online only ever talks about how pointless and meaningless life is and how life is nothing but despair. Honestly guy, give it a fucking break and if you have to go on about how awful living is than take it to a place which doesn't have teens trying to figure out who they are. Spent hours countering his bullshit.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

When the neighbors can't shut their fucking dog up. It's been over an hour.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

Oh great, now I can hear my neighbors having sex...

FML

[Quail]

^ How thin are your walls?

The worst I get now is the neighbour yelling at video games, but I remember in my last flat but one I could quite often hear the neighbours above having sex, although it only ever seemed to last for like 30 seconds.

[cynicles]

Oh great, now I can hear my neighbors having sex...

FML
Just start yelling gross stuff from your side.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

I just yelled "Sounds like things are going well over there"

They just got quiet

Lol

[Leftsolidarity]

Yell "FINISH HER/HIM!!!"

and if they're awesome they'll shout "FATALITY!!!"

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When a dumb driver almost makes you crash. Scary as fuck and you aren't the one even fucking up.
A few days ago some kid who just got their license merged into me and tore up the front end of my car :(

We were only going like 30mph, so it's all cosmetic, but I still wanted to break their face.

[Quail]

Spilling yoghurt all down myself and not realising until 10 minutes later when I put my finger in it. I'm as bad as my 2 year old!

[Leftsolidarity]

When I know I have a very stressful and sleepless time coming up

[roy]

most people have hundreds or even thousands of facebook friends with whom they have little or no connection... i have less than 200 friends with whom i have no connection T__T

[Quail]

When people delivering parcels don't even ring the doorbell. I ordered some vegan cheese off the internet and it was meant to be delivered yesterday but I was in all day and they didn't ring the doorbell, so now it's being delivered today. If they don't fucking deliver it today I'm going to be pretty pissed off. I guess at least vegan stuff doesn't seem to go off.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I'm just jamming out on my guitar randomly throwing shit together(That's how I make music, randomly put my fingers somewhere and pick/strum until something good comes out of it) and I find something that sounds awesome only to realize it sounds eerily similar to a song I know. Like today I had something and I was perfecting it for like 20 minutes before I realized it sounded just like Ghetto Blaster from Street Sweeper Social Club:
P5_mYolM_NY
Damn you Tom Morello for preemptively stealing my song!

[Revolution starts with U]

When I'm just jamming out on my guitar randomly throwing shit together(That's how I make music, randomly put my fingers somewhere and pick/strum until something good comes out of it) and I find something that sounds awesome only to realize it sounds eerily similar to a song I know. Like today I had something and I was perfecting it for like 20 minutes before I realized it sounded just like Ghetto Blaster from Street Sweeper Social Club:
P5_mYolM_NY
Damn you Tom Morello for preemptively stealing my song!

Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.
C. S. Lewis

[Quail]

When people delivering parcels don't even ring the doorbell. I ordered some vegan cheese off the internet and it was meant to be delivered yesterday but I was in all day and they didn't ring the doorbell, so now it's being delivered today. If they don't fucking deliver it today I'm going to be pretty pissed off. I guess at least vegan stuff doesn't seem to go off.
They didn't deliver it. So today, I had to get a train and a taxi to the fucking depot :cursing:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.
C. S. Lewis

I'm not concerned about being the most original thing, but when I make a song that sounds exactly like another song I enjoy listening too?

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I'm supposed to use a book for a philosophy paper and I forget about it until the last minute and I can't find any books about it at all. My college library has some books about Epicurus, but there's only one that's not checked out and it's totally useless. And none of the approximately 20 libraries in the Library System of Lancaster County has a single one. The philosophy section of bookstores is mostly a bunch of useless pop culture shit, so I guess I have to use Google Books or something.
fucking fuck fuck

[Luc]

How I'm so damn weak, physically and mentally :(

[Leftsolidarity]

They didn't deliver it. So today, I had to get a train and a taxi to the fucking depot :cursing:

I hope you told them what's what. QUAIL NEEDS HER VEGAN CHEESE ASSHOLES!

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I order something online but they don't send me an update for when it ships out.

[Pretty Flaco]

people who get mad at me for pronouncing frappe like frap. its pronounced FRAP-a-chino. frappuccino. im not going to pronounce it frap-AY. goddamn.

[Revolution starts with U]

I'm not concerned about being the most original thing, but when I make a song that sounds exactly like another song I enjoy listening too?

if5mFA-uCxo

[Quail]

When people post youtube videos with a title of a song I want to listen to, only it's actually just a cover of it they did.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When people remain delusional even with all the facts presented in front of them. You don't have to embrace whatever it is you are confronting but to remain ignorant and bury your head in the same is just pathetic.

[piet11111]

When people remain delusional even with all the facts presented in front of them. You don't have to embrace whatever it is you are confronting but to remain ignorant and bury your head in the same is just pathetic.

Often i demolish someones BS arguments only to have them spewing the same crap the next week.
The worst of that is that they take my silence to mean that i surrender to their "superior" arguments.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I post something I think will make people laugh on Facebook and nobody likes it or comments on it so I think that's a sign that it wasn't funny only to go to work the next day and have like five people tell me that it was fucking hilarious right when they see me. Then the same thing happens when I get off work and go chill with some friends. Wtf, how come none of you commented on the status about how much you liked it or liked it!

When my phone autocorrects words that are spelled correctly. Like it changes "so" to "do" all the time for no reason, making my sentences very confusing.

[Leftsolidarity]

When my phone autocorrects words that are spelled correctly. Like it changes "so" to "do" all the time for no reason, making my sentences very confusing.

I was actually just yelling at my iPad eariler cuz it kept changing "if" to "of". It's like "WTF?!? :cursing:"

Also when I was typing this, it was changing "eariler" to "aero". I don't even see a fucking similarity. Fuck autocorrect.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I'm looking for transgender-specific statistics, and all I can find is gay and bisexual but they still label it transgender

[Per Levy]

im ill and i cant sleep because of it, as soon as i lay down in my bed i start coughing so much that i almost puke, and i cant do anything about it. so now i just stay awake as long as possible and hopefully when im so tired i get a couple of hours sleep, i hope at least.

[Leftsolidarity]

When I'm put in charge of stuff that I have no fucking clue what I'm doing with.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I'm googling something that is obviously not in English and then Google suggests I search only pages in English. stfu google. That's obviously Dutch I'm googling, so wouldn't it follow that I want a webpage in Dutch??

[Kotze]

^
google.nl :rolleyes:

Small cuts in my hands that won't heal till I have a day off.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

^
google.nl :rolleyes:

Small cuts in my hands that won't heal till I have a day off.
liquid bandage

[La Comédie Noire]

When someone points to something and says "it's right there!' and then they get pissed when you can't find it because the area they are pointing is so general.

[La Guaneña]

When people don't use the blinking lights thing before turning. How hard can that shit be?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When people don't use the blinking lights thing before turning. How hard can that shit be?
I don't signal if someone's riding my ass

[Leftsolidarity]

How my dad repeats and order like 5 times so fast you barely have time to respond and gets pissed that he "had to repeat himself so many times".

[piet11111]

im ill and i cant sleep because of it, as soon as i lay down in my bed i start coughing so much that i almost puke, and i cant do anything about it. so now i just stay awake as long as possible and hopefully when im so tired i get a couple of hours sleep, i hope at least.

Use an extra pillow it just might be enough to keep your head high enough to prevent this.


When people don't use the blinking lights thing before turning. How hard can that shit be?

When your coming from the opposite direction with the sun in your back making it impossible to see if the blinker is actually on.

Or those people that turn them on when they are already making the turn.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people don't use the blinking lights thing before turning. How hard can that shit be?
Or when people turn their turning signals on until they're in the process of turning.


I don't signal if someone's riding my ass
Do you want to get tail-ended?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I'm driving by a ghetto and see that some of these areas could be so much better if conditions weren't how they are. Like the other day I was driving through Stockton to pick someone up and I realized half of the houses in this neighborhood were fucking HUGE but so damn ghetto. Which seems kind of weird because I live in a house that is less than half their size but we probably pay more for rent and shit and make more money than the people living there(if half of these houses actually have occupants in them, most probably don't considering places like Stockton's high rate of foreclosures effecting the poor).

[Quail]

When I bite the inside of my mouth by accident, and then keep fucking doing it again and again.

[La Comédie Noire]

How every partner I've ever had has to have a stupid joke about revleft or gets pissed when I'm on it.

[Zukunftsmusik]

I don't signal if someone's riding my ass

are you still talking about driving

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Or when people turn their turning signals on until they're in the process of turning.


Do you want to get tail-ended?
My brake lights work. I don't brake-stomp them, I just don't signal if they're doing that shit. And I'll usually slow down slower than I do when I signal, and then make an excruciatingly slow turn. Which seems to piss them off even more. People have honked at me, yelled at me, shit, some guy pulled into my driveway after me once in my old neighborhood (some yuppie passing through). He ran off pretty quickly, though, after my friend and me hopped out and we obviously weren't about to shake his hand, so no fun was had.

are you still talking about driving
Yup :laugh:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

How since a few of the "best" workers for the day shift left for different jobs so now I'm like one of the people there who's been there the longest. That apparently means everybody asks you to do a lot more shit and I get called in on every day off. I've just started ignoring the calls and my managers being a dick about it. "You think you can ignore me because you're the best?" No it's because you call me every fucking day!

[Leftsolidarity]

How since a few of the "best" workers for the day shift left for different jobs so now I'm like one of the people there who's been there the longest. That apparently means everybody asks you to do a lot more shit and I get called in on every day off. I've just started ignoring the calls and my managers being a dick about it. "You think you can ignore me because you're the best?" No it's because you call me every fucking day!

Shit man I always picked up my phone when work called just so I could tell them off. I never once went in when they called and told them straight up that I had no interest in coming in on my days off cuz I had better shit to do.

[∞]

Colleges with commercials.

The other day I was at a joint and this guy orders the vegetarian dish he turns to me And says, "I'm a sikh, so I don't eat meat," This pissed the living shit out of me so I reply with "Oh...I don't give a shit."

[Veovis]

Two words:

Personal. Responsibility.

I am vindicated:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Shit man I always picked up my phone when work called just so I could tell them off. I never once went in when they called and told them straight up that I had no interest in coming in on my days off cuz I had better shit to do.
I wish I could do that. But my managers seem to be very good at fucking up when it comes to making schedules so they always need people to come in. And I hate it when I'm in that position at work which is about everyday, and it is so great when someone comes in. So I always think of that when they call and I don't want my coworkers to be fucked at that moment so I go in.

But they've done it so much nowadays to me that I just ignore it and even then I feel kind of guilty because I know they're getting hit and all stressed the fuck out when I'm pretty much doing nothing. But hey, sometimes I got to rest too you know?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

These people on my facebook who think they're photographers or something because they have a camera on their iPhone.

[Pretty Flaco]

when the fucking tape player in my car skips. i use it cus i bought a cassette tape that can be plugged into an mp3 player so i just play music from my ipod instead of the radio most of the time.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

A little late, but as a long time observer all the pointless petty American nationalism coming from the Curiosity landing is really making me grind my teeth to the core... forget the fact the rover was built and is operated by a team spanning the globe. Fuck no, USA #1! obviously. We need a Keep Mars Red! party or something... last thing we want is nationalism spreading there like some form of galactic herpes. Leave your nationalism at the door future travellers, because Mars doesn't give a shit.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I buy ink for my printer but I can't figure out how to get the goddamn thing to actually print-gahwwhh!

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I’m in a happy playful mood and then have to write about horrible historical events. dampens the whole thing

[cynicles]

Sunny days! Just rain alittle or even some overcast skies for the love of Zeus!

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I’m in a happy playful mood and then have to write about horrible historical events. dampens the whole thing

That is when I imbue my report with leftist opinion. ;)

[Quail]

When my partner hangs my son's towel on the wrong hook.

The fact that my house has an odd number of stairs.

When my partner tidies up and I can't find anything! You wouldn't think that tidiness could be an irritating personality trait haha. Although I'm sure my messiness annoys him too.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I unfurl a bag of chips or cookies discover that they are stale when I bite into them.

[bcbm]

waking up

[Landsharks eat metal]

-When someone calls the library circulation desk, I ask how I can help them, and they say, "Um, yes..." (Pretty much every time.)
-When my ad blocker doesn't totally block the sponsored ads on Facebook and it just says "You, , and like ."

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When we buy a digital camera and the fucking battery isn't included in it... :mad:

[Jazzratt]

That this is the fifth iteration of this thread whilst its opposite number has only two.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people call/text me at 12:30 at night asking for alcohol or weed. Wtf, I don't sell weed and I'm not 21. And it's 12:30 at night! I got work next morning asshole.