Hello

[Comrade Trollface]

Jesus loves you all

[Comrade Trollface]

Seriously though- what is it with moderator approval for my posts? By the time a moderator approves, anything I post is more likely than not to be buried so deep in the thread that no one notices it. How long do I have to jump through these hoops until the mods decide that I'm neither a robot nor a more malicious troll than I actually am?

[Comrade Trollface]

GODDMANIT! I fucking swear- the moment that I hit 25 posts I will post nothing but links to WIN FREE I-PAD scams prefaced with side-splitting broken Russian-English sales pitches. Just to make a point :mad:

[Mr. Natural]

Comrade Trollface, Thanks. I hadn't gotten any Jesus love for awhile.

I see we are both located in the belly of the beast. I'm in the US, you're in Italy. Well, this is global capitalism, isn't it?

I also see in your "About Me" that you suffer from excessive masturbation. Don't despair! A cure is on the way. I'm 70, and I'm cured!

Welcome! My red-green best.

[Comrade Trollface]

No no no- I'm in the US. I haven't been in Italy since I was 7, awaiting approval to enter the US. I'd give you a link to where 'Revolutionary Biscuits of Italy' is from, but these godsforsaken Stalinist thugs won't let me post WIN FREE I-PAD spam until I hit 25 posts. If you would be so kind as to inform me of the residential address of whoever came up with that policy, I promise not to leave a burning bag of dogshit on their doorstep.

I'm 29 now, but by the time a moderator approves of this post, I'll be 70 as well.

EDIT: Holy shit. I seem to have won the mod staff over with my charm and wit. It posted- ye gods it posted! Praise be!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

The fuck is wrong with you?

[Prometeo liberado]

Jesus loves you all

Keep it real up in here commie. Are you frontin' with this shit. Don't front on a player dawg, cus homie don't play like that, son. If I wasn't wearin' my best Ed Hardy shirt yo' I'd bust one out right up in this hizzy! SON!

[ВАЛТЕР]

Hi, I like you already. Tell me more about this "free ipad" you speak of.

[Comrade Trollface]

The fuck is wrong with you?
Please be more specific unless you just want me to enter into a very long and excruciating self-criticism session beginning with the shortcomings of my upbringing with a special focus on toilet training and the beginnings of my sexual awakening.

But lets get back to what is truly important in this world. Let me see if the Red-Fascist Forum Overlords have also given me link-posting privileges...

NO! FOILED AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE?! FOOLS! FREE I-PADS AWAIT YOU ALL IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Well, your first post is: JESUS LOVES YOU and after that you keep going on about some free iPad. So, I was wondering, the fuck is wrong with you?
Should I be more specific?

[Comrade Trollface]

Ask ВАЛТЕР. He obviously gets it and will probably be better than I at explaining it to you.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Ask ВАЛТЕР. He obviously gets it and will probably be better than I at explaining it to you.

You can't explain your own posts... Interesting.

[Prometeo liberado]

Please be more specific unless you just want me to enter into a very long and excruciating self-criticism session beginning with the shortcomings of my upbringing with a special focus on toilet training and the beginnings of my sexual awakening.

Lets just keep it to the middle, formative years. What is your take on unicorns and puppies? I like skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid. My friend Treelawney takes pictures of benches! He's a silly bird!

[ВАЛТЕР]

He's just fucking around. I doubt he is really gonna spam the board with "free ipad" links.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Keep it real up in here commie. Are you frontin' with this shit. Don't front on a player dawg, cus homie don't play like that, son. If I wasn't wearin' my best Ed Hardy shirt yo' I'd bust one out right up in this hizzy! SON!

Jbeard don't play no shit! He ain't never been about that! Never ever been about playin' no shit!

[Comrade Trollface]

It would be like explaining pictures to a dead hare. Such a performance would be derivative.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

He's just fucking around. I doubt he is really gonna spam the board with "free ipad" links.

Well damn, I was looking forward to those ipads.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Well damn, I was looking forward to those ipads.

Same here. Ban him for false advertising!

[Comrade Trollface]

You just wait until I hit 25 posts. But posting on the intros forum isn't going to get me anywhere with that. So if you excuse me, I'll get on with posting insightful analysis and clever quips on the parts of the site that count until I hit 25 and spam everything in sight with FREE I-PAD links until the mods ban me. You think I'm kidding. You're probably right about that. But only time will tell!

[Prometeo liberado]

Jbeard don't play no shit! He ain't never been about that! Never ever been about playin' no shit!

On the reals, fool!(Christ, what has gone wrong in my life?)

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

You just wait until I hit 25 posts. But posting on the intros forum isn't going to get me anywhere with that. So if you excuse me, I'll get on with posting insightful analysis and clever quips on the parts of the site that count until I hit 25 and spam everything in sight with FREE I-PAD links until the mods ban me. You think I'm kidding. You're probably right about that. But only time will tell!

Don't the first few posts have to be approved by the mods, I wonder why they let a Jezus loves you post through.

[Prometeo liberado]

Don't the first few posts have to be approved by the mods, I wonder why they let a Jezus loves you post through.

Slippin', Dawg.

[Comrade Trollface]

Don't the first few posts have to be approved by the mods. That is one of the two things that I was ranting about. It is the first plank of my NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT NIGERIAN PRINCE FREE I-PAD platform.

[Comrade Trollface]

THE TIME TO POST LINKS HAS COME!
RE: Revolutionary Biscuits of Italy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11CvBKpKbn8

[Raúl Duke]

Excuze me all

what's this post approval BS? Did I miss the memo? Was there even a notification about this?
When I started, we didn't have that at all; I think.
Ugh, why do I still post around here...everything feels more closed-door bureaucratic.

[Comrade Trollface]

The weasels are closing in, Raul.

[ВАЛТЕР]

On the reals, fool!(Christ, what has gone wrong in my life?)

I blame rap music, public schools, and lack of parental supervision.