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Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
11th June 2012, 11:20
If the revolution occured, in the form you'd want in your respective country, would you want to re-name your country? If you were somehow in charge of this, what would you re-name it?

For my part,

Current offical name: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

To: The Union of Democratic Socialist Republics of the Former United Kingdom
Or: People's Republic of Engerlandshire

roy
11th June 2012, 12:18
gross. i dont want a revolution *within* my country and i dont want it given some silly transparent title like the united democratic socialist workers' paradise...

if anything, candyland will do nicely

Igor
11th June 2012, 12:20
people's democratic republic of people's democratic soviet states of finnish democratic peoples

Omsk
11th June 2012, 12:22
Peoples Republic of Southern Europe.

Or - how it will be known to everyone who is living in it - Stolinia.

ВАЛТЕР
11th June 2012, 12:29
The Peoples Glorious Anti-Imperialist Peoples Republic of Peoples Democracy and Proletarianism of Peoplestan.

The Dark Side of the Moon
11th June 2012, 13:05
The Red State
Now, The USA

Manic Impressive
11th June 2012, 19:12
Peoplestan I like that

hatzel
11th June 2012, 22:14
The Other France.

Os Cangaceiros
11th June 2012, 22:20
Federation of Communes for the Spreading of Anarchy and Terror

Lenina Rosenweg
11th June 2012, 23:08
I always wondered what it would be like to live in a nation-state with a funky name like the "Captaincy-General of Venezuala" or the "Despotate of Epirus" or "Attelid Pergamon" or the " Caliphate of Cordoba",although probably many country's official names today will sound than a little loopy to people of the future.

For now, I'd settle for "Socialist Republics of North America", at least transitionally, until the revolution is global.

Agent Ducky
12th June 2012, 00:00
Federation of Communes for the Spreading of Anarchy and Terror

I like this one, can we keep it?

Hexen
12th June 2012, 02:20
There should be no countries but only Earth.

Pretty Flaco
12th June 2012, 05:08
current name: United States of America
after revolution: Canada

PC LOAD LETTER
12th June 2012, 05:17
United States of Coca-Cola Presented by Verizon Brought to you by Dow Chemical

amidoinitrite

Rusty Shackleford
12th June 2012, 09:32
Name:
Metaldonia

Capitol City:
Headbang

Population:
666(civil war really sucked)

¿Que?
12th June 2012, 09:49
Name:
HipHopistan

Capitol City:
Crunk City

Population:
808 (The war against Metaldonia was brutal!)

Nox
12th June 2012, 18:33
Current country name: United Kingdom

New country name: United Communes

Nox
12th June 2012, 18:35
Ok my other post was my serious one.

Current country name: United Kingdom

New country name: Fuck shit willy bum bum

Kronsteen
13th June 2012, 03:29
UK: Airstrip One!

NewLeft
13th June 2012, 04:38
http://www.stardestroyer.net/BoardPics/Avatars/468x100_sigs/SovietCanuckistan.png

Rusty Shackleford
13th June 2012, 09:04
Name:
HipHopistan

Capitol City:
Crunk City

Population:
808 (The war against Metaldonia was brutal!)
Metaldonia is tasking Uncle Eddie with leading the Megadeth expeditionary force into HipHopistan

Crux
13th June 2012, 21:01
The United Caliphates of Eurabia. ;)

Sea
13th June 2012, 22:44
Crap.. Seaworld is already taken..

cynicles
14th June 2012, 00:31
Canada....Canada? I kinda like Canada's name as it is, maybe change teh spelling back to Kanata? Only insecure nations need elaborate prefixes!

Brosa Luxemburg
14th June 2012, 01:19
United Roosterist States of Pen Island

Prometeo liberado
14th June 2012, 01:28
Land of Unicorns and Soy Milk,Honey
or
Country Fomerly Known As
or
Fantasy Island, *****es!

Lingua Franca: Keeepin it real speak

Veovis
14th June 2012, 02:34
I'm partial to the United Workers' States of America

GiantMonkeyMan
14th June 2012, 02:47
Parliamentarian Union of Nationalist Kingdoms. Or, colloquially, PUNK. It would contain neither parliaments, unions, nationalists nor kingdoms and usage of the word 'of' would be highly frowned upon, leading to creative word-smithing and a portion of our global revolutionary society full of trolls.

Mista Commie
14th June 2012, 10:19
People's Socialist Republic of America :cool:

Mista Commie
14th June 2012, 10:20
UK: Airstrip One!

You win the internet, good sir!

Crux
14th June 2012, 21:55
I'm partial to the United Workers' States of America
I'm partial to United $nakkke$

ColonelCossack
14th June 2012, 22:12
Equestria.




Please don't hit me!

Book O'Dead
14th June 2012, 22:44
If the revolution occured, in the form you'd want in your respective country, would you want to re-name your country? If you were somehow in charge of this, what would you re-name it?

For my part,

I would rename my country "Stanley". Also I would divide it into three provinces each named "Larry", "Moe" and "Curley", respectively.

Prometeo liberado
15th June 2012, 06:07
I'm partial to United $nakkke$

..on a Plane?

Prometeo liberado
15th June 2012, 06:09
I would rename my country "Stanley". Also I would divide it into three provinces each named "Larry", "Moe" and "Curley", respectively.

You can't beat that folks, shouldn't even try.

Comrade Samuel
15th June 2012, 08:17
Equestria.




Please don't hit me!

*hits through the interwebs*

http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/25/25dae45dcf48fece483e83ec30c8ff8c0aba409d_full.jpg

it is simply for the good of the workers, I know you understand.

RedAtheist
15th June 2012, 14:35
If my country were socialist I'd name it the 'Exploitative Bourgeois Dictatorship of Australia', to ensure that I didn't jinx it. After all the countries with socialist sounding names all failed.

Comrades Unite!
15th June 2012, 18:04
If the proletariat gained political power in my country I would have to keep the ''Republic of Ireland) temporarily until the masses are mobilized and relied on, then they will become an Army that cannot be crushed.
After this Northern Ireland will become liberated from british grip and then it will be ''Union of Socialist Ireland''

Deicide
15th June 2012, 20:37
The entire planet should be renamed to ''Hoxhopia'' in honor of the greatest revolutionary, genius, builder of Communism, etc. etc. Enver Hoxha!

Ismail
15th June 2012, 21:23
All the countries which were called "People's Republics" had large (if not majority-sized) peasant populations, so I don't think that the term is really acceptable anymore. Democratic Republic was either an appeal to unity (the DPRK contrasted to South Korea, the Democratic Republic of Vietnam contrasted to South Vietnam, the GDR contrasted to West Germany) or a provisional thing (e.g. the Democratic Government of Albania, which existed from October 1944 to January 1946.)

I think most states would title themselves Socialist Republics, just like the Russian Socialist Federative Republic was titled. As Lenin pointed out, it meant that such states aspire towards socialism.

Goblin
15th June 2012, 21:30
Socialist republic of goat cheese

Regicollis
15th June 2012, 23:26
The temporary Council Republic of Denmark

X5N
16th June 2012, 03:12
Free Territory of Derp

Prometeo liberado
16th June 2012, 11:37
idontcarewhatanyonesaisbutmotherandcolonelcossacka renotrelated socialist republic

just kidden mother:laugh:

Q
16th June 2012, 13:54
Currently: EU
After the revolution: The Democratic Commonwealth of Europe.

Trap Queen Voxxy
17th June 2012, 03:14
Home country: Russia aka Shit-hole.
Post-revolution: The People's Republic of My Panties.

Eagle_Syr
17th June 2012, 07:18
For Syria, I'd rename it Aram, the ancient Biblical nation of the same territory

For the USA, I'd rename it to Union of Socialist States

Q
17th June 2012, 16:06
For Syria, I'd rename it Aram, the ancient Biblical nation of the same territory

For the USA, I'd rename it to Union of Socialist States

Why not let Syria be a part of the greater Federated Republic of Arabia? :cool:

Firebrand
18th June 2012, 01:05
I would choose the name democratically.
Everyone gets to choose one letter. The order of the letters will be decided by lottery. The slight downside is that we will end up with a name several million characters long but hey, we're leftists. If we can't memorise a long string of meaningless letters no-one can.

Eagle_Syr
18th June 2012, 06:15
Why not let Syria be a part of the greater Federated Republic of Arabia? :cool:

Because the Arabs sold us out and destroyed us

Agent Ducky
18th June 2012, 07:48
The Unfreakingly *****in' Federated Motherfucking Awesome Communes of Epictopia.

Commiekirby
4th July 2012, 08:41
Pre-Revolution: United States of America
Post-Revolution: The Most Gangsta' and Swaglicious Hoods of Greater Cali.

Comrade Trollface
4th July 2012, 16:19
Shakespeare was a disgusting reactionary. "The Glorious Democratic People's Flower of Rose" would smell way sweeter.

Book O'Dead
4th July 2012, 16:58
Shakespeare was a disgusting reactionary. "The Glorious Democratic People's Flower of Rose" would smell way sweeter.

Spoken like a true ignoramus.

Comrade Trollface
4th July 2012, 17:06
Spoken like a true ignoramus.:laugh:

aquaruis15000
6th July 2012, 05:01
East Asian Federated Champagne Sippers Social Club

Ned Kelly
6th July 2012, 06:52
Australia. The world's suburb

electrostal
7th July 2012, 23:27
Stalinist People's Republic of Europe

Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk
7th July 2012, 23:31
The Islamic Republic of Homosexualia.

Ismail
8th July 2012, 07:29
Albanian Socialist Republic of Mankind. :ohmy:

Magón
8th July 2012, 20:27
Pre-Rev: Southwestern United States & California . . . maybe Texas, but probably not.

Post-Rev: Cholostan w/ the capital being Choloito City, named after the great revolutionary, Juan Miguel Chihuahua Ricardo Julio Sinaloa Durango Chiapas Choloito.

Luís Henrique
12th July 2012, 01:11
República das Bruzundangas e Quinquilharias.

Luís Henrique

Positivist
12th July 2012, 15:25
Russian socialist federative republic of America

MrCool
13th July 2012, 13:57
United Scandic Socialist Republics

Anarpest
14th July 2012, 08:28
Anarchyland.