Passing Urine Test

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

So, I have to take a urine test in like 4-5 days maybe a little bit more but I'm planning for that. I had basically stopped smoking for awhile but from like February I would smoke occasionally, not "heavy use," at all. The last time I smoked was 2 days ago and I wouldn't have done so had I known about the test. I have a high metabolism but I want to know how I can quickly flush my system of THC. I've already been drinking lots of water and working out so I can sweat shit out and sleeping with multiple blankets. I also know to take some sort of vitmains like b-12 so my urine won't look watery and cause suspicion. I also heard that I should mix some certo with some gatorade but I'm not sure about that. What other tips should I follow?

If this is breaking the rules, I'm sorry, I'm just desperate as I need this job.

[Sasha]

Not much you can do, you could be lucky or not ad you should be almost safe or just not..
and realise that up to 50% of the administered drugtests actually test positive for thc-cooh so make sure they can't find anything else (no eating bagels with poppyseeds etc) and they might choose to ignore a low positive thc result.

[a rebel]

drink as much cranberry juice as you can stomach

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Not much you can do, you could be lucky or not ad you should be almost safe or just not..
and realise that up to 50% of the administered drugtests actually test positive for thc-cooh so make sure they can't find anything else (no eating bagels with poppyseeds etc) and they might choose to ignore a low positive thc result.

Really? Do you know I could effectively argue this? See, I was told that I have to go downtown to take some piss test (I'm not sure how serious or sophisticated it is or if I'll be monitored) then, once I take it and they test it and shit, I'm supposed to be given a slip of paper and then return said slip to my boss.

I just think it's bullshit, this isn't some government job or Wall Street job, it's to be a fucking convenience store clerk.

[marl]

I don't know if this works, but I smoked, exercised a ton (I believe I sweat'd out the THC because my sweat smelled like weed), took a test a week later, and passed.

[black magick hustla]

just ask a clean friend to pee and put the pee inside a condom. tape the condom to your thygh

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

just ask a clean friend to pee and put the pee inside a condom. tape the condom to your thygh

They're not gonna pat me down are they?

[Yuppie Grinder]

I have faked drug tests a number of times and its not as hard as you'd think. The secret is to drink as much cranberry juice as possible to dilute your urine. If you use water it'll show up as diluted and the company that tests it will send it back and make you do it again. If you use cranberry juice it doesn't show up as diluted.

just ask a clean friend to pee and put the pee inside a condom. tape the condom to your thygh
These days they normally pat people down or even watch them to make sure they don't cheat. This is sketchy and unwise.

[Pretty Flaco]

just ask a clean friend to pee and put the pee inside a condom. tape the condom to your thygh

don't do this ^
theyll probably watch you piss and theyd definitely see the condom. they even test the temperature of sample now to make sure it actually came out of your bladder right then.

[Yuppie Grinder]

I don't know if this works, but I smoked, exercised a ton (I believe I sweat'd out the THC because my sweat smelled like weed), took a test a week later, and passed.
this is the opposite of what you should do

[Black Cross]

If you don't mind a little flushing take a ton of niacin, drink cranberry juice and, since you only smoked once recently, you should be fine. THC takes a while to get out of your system only if you smoke regularly. If you smoke once, it'll prolly only take a few days, and that's without anything artificially boosting your metabolism.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

So, I see a lot people recommending cranberry juice, the only trouble is, I'm actually to poor to purchase all that cranberry juice.

What can I use instead? I can afford water and that's about it and I can barely afford that.

[Yuppie Grinder]

So, I see a lot people recommending cranberry juice, the only trouble is, I'm actually to poor to purchase all that cranberry juice.

What can I use instead? I can afford water and that's about it and I can barely afford that.

It'll show up as diluted and they'll send it back to you and make you do it again.

[Pretty Flaco]

is any other kind of juice as effective? if so you could try grape juice or fruit flavored drinks. arizona has several large 30ish ounce drinks that are juices that you could easily buy for a dollar if any kind of juice is effective.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

It'll show up as diluted and they'll send it back to you and make you do it again.

Would this be a way I could stall for more time?

[Yuppie Grinder]

I guess so, but I don't see the point. Orange juice works as well, by the way.

[wsg1991]

describe the test , do they use Urine test strip type exam ? see wikipedia for pics

[revhiphop]

http://i45.tinypic.com/2s6ssvr.png

hopefully this helps

[wsg1991]

So, I have to take a urine test in like 4-5 days maybe a little bit more but I'm planning for that. I had basically stopped smoking for awhile but from like February I would smoke occasionally, not "heavy use," at all. The last time I smoked was 2 days ago and I wouldn't have done so had I known about the test. I have a high metabolism but I want to know how I can quickly flush my system of THC. I've already been drinking lots of water and working out so I can sweat shit out and sleeping with multiple blankets. I also know to take some sort of vitmains like b-12 so my urine won't look watery and cause suspicion. I also heard that I should mix some certo with some gatorade but I'm not sure about that. What other tips should I follow?

If this is breaking the rules, I'm sorry, I'm just desperate as I need this job.

how is your boss allowed to collect personal health information ? wtf is wrong with your country ??

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

how is your boss allowed to collect personal health information ? wtf is wrong with your country ??

They can't collect personal health info however to continue with training and actually getting the job, I have to receive a slip of paper or something stating that I do not use any illegal substances.

If I fail, then I can't work for said store.

@Scarrhiphop;

That was extremely helpful, thank you!

[wsg1991]

follow the procedure described and you will be fine , and cannabis should be legal instead of tobacco

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

follow the procedure described and you will be fine , and cannabis should be legal instead of tobacco

Agreed, it irritates me to an extreme degree that I have to allow the state to invade my personal privacy, for a job that pays minimum wage of which will be only one job that I would need to sustain myself and is bullshit all because I smoke a relatively mild plant, which makes me sleepy, happy, hungry.

[revhiphop]

@Scarrhiphop;

That was extremely helpful, thank you!


No problem, man. Best of luck :)

[revhiphop]

Hey, I know this is an old thread. But did you pass?

[Permanent Revolutionary]

WTF is this!?

That shit would never fly in Scandinavia

[Comrade Trollface]

Buy a bag of clean piss, tape it to your leg. I mean, these assholes arn't going to make you drop trou in front of them, are they? I don't think that they can do that.

[o well this is ok I guess]

Check around your local head shop. The one down the street from me advertises that it will sell you clean pee.

[Deicide]

They make you take urine tests for a job, what sorta job is this :confused:

I thought only the army, pigs, etc. did that.

[DDR]

Drink a ton of water with a single drop of bleach, it will fuck up the results and it will buy you some time.

[pastradamus]

I had the exact same situation about 7 years ago when I was in the FCA (old name for the Irish reserve army). I couldnt get a job at the time so I joined them. Basically, I smoked the hell out of it and then for some reason passed. I even smoked the night before! Maybe they just didnt test my particular sample?

But a few friends who got in did one of the following:

1: drink lots of Cranberry juice (its a natuarl diuretic so it cleans out your kidneys etc), I wouldnt reccomend this route as one of the lads failed that did this.

2: Get someone else to give you a piss sample, smuggle it in (some put it between butt cheeks, others put it in their pocket, either way, none of us were padded down) this proved 100% successfull. BTW, you dont want to work for an employer whom is willing to watch you piss and also the tempreture of the piss dosent matter, this stuff gets sent to a lab and is not tested before your very eyes or anything. If that is the case you could always strap it between your arm pits to keep it near body tempreture.

3: One guy knew the man responsible for the tests and walked right on through.

4: Stay off the shit. Cant go wrong here.


How did you do anyway? or rather what did you do?

[No_Leaders]

buy a fake pee kit for 20 bucks at a smoke shop. I did that to pass my drug test and i smoke pot regularly and by regularly i mean daily. I used it to get my awful call center job. they don't watch you do it, well where i went they didn't. Went to a lab they just told me to take off my hat and empty my pockets if i had anything. Then to go into the bathroom pee and dont flush the toilet. So the fake pee you microwave for 10 seconds, after that shake bottle, temp strip should read between 94 - 100 degrees usually. There's a heating pad that comes with you attach it to the bottle to keep warm while you drive/bus/bike to your destination. When you get there and are ready to do the test just shake bottle again make sure it still reads between 94-100 degrees pour into the cup and your good to go. Never fails. I've used it multiple times for various jobs.

[Lucretia]

The way to pass a urine test is to stop using drugs. Any other questions?

[Black Cross]

The way to pass a urine test is to stop using drugs. Any other questions?

Lol that's clearly not an option.

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[Geiseric]

Use fake urine, it will work. I used it to join a union 2 months ago. Cleanstream worked perfectly, all you need to do its warm it up to the right temperature and make the doc think you actually peed.