The most insane conspiracy theory, ever.

[Deicide]

It has to be the Moon Matrix theory.

It goes like this... The Moon is actually hollow, and is not actually a natural construct. In fact, the moon was constructed by reptillian beings from the 4th dimension of existence, and was moved to its current location. Yes... that's right it's a space ship. Anyway.. the reptillians are inside the moon, right now, projecting a false reality upon the populace of the earth. This vibrational web of negativity keeps us under their control and fighting amongst each other. You see.. the reptillian beings from the 4th dimension feed of the negative vibrational energy that human beings release.

Sounds crazy right? Some guy became a millionaire spouting it.

Your turn.

[honest john's firing squad]

probably the one where the judeo-communists own the banks and rule the world. fuck, if i had ludicrous amounts of money and power, do you really think i'd still waste time and energy posting here?

[Raúl Duke]

The thing about the OP's conspiracy is that it's basically a meta-conspiracy/meta-reality.

You can say that the Reptillians of the Moon have judeo-communists as their agents and together they work to make a projection or that the judeo-communist conspiracy is one of their projections to trick people.

[ВАЛТЕР]

The Flat Earth Society

http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Apparently the Earth is actually flat and there is this huge conspiracy which tries to pass it off as round. They even have their own forums which I'm sure are full of trolls.


From the FAQs section of the forum


Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, rotate at a height of 3,000 miles above sea level. As they are spotlights, they only illuminate certain places. This explains why there are nights and days on Earth. The stars are at a height of 3,100 miles above sea level, which is as far as from San Francisco to Boston. In the dark energy model, the celestial bodies are spherical and are made of ordinary matter. These spheres are being held above the Earth by DE.

[Yuppie Grinder]

http://www.timecube.com/
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I win.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Here's the FAQs

:laugh:

read them for a good laugh

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1324.0

[nomad05273k]

Haha thanks man, I needed a good laugh

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Don't forget those conspiracy nuts that go on about the hollow earth theory and treat works of fiction as scientific fact.

[Agent Ducky]

Wait, is this Truthism ?
http://www.truthism.com/
or just some other lizard-people-based everything-you-know-is-a-lie conspiracy theory?

[Zostrianos]

Here's the FAQs
:laugh:
read them for a good laugh
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=1324.0


Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses?"
A: A celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

:lol::laugh:

[Revolution starts with U]

Wait, is this Truthism ?
http://www.truthism.com/
or just some other lizard-people-based everything-you-know-is-a-lie conspiracy theory?

First line:


First and foremost, this website is not a hoax or a joke. Now, moving on...

The information on this website is, in fact, not "crap," "nonsense," or "conspiracy theories." Attempting to hold onto your existing worldview would not be a wise decision. So, either accept the truth now or continue to suffocate in ignorance and mental slavery.

What do you think?

[Nox]

Religion

[Revolution starts with U]

What a funny site. It basically goes through 1500 words of telling you you're stupid because you're a human, concurrently humans (other than the author) have weak inferior intelligence, and that morality is for servants... before it actually gets into the meat of the issue.

It really tries to stick with that ego breaking thing... while being an absolute douche the whole time :lol:

But ya:

Human beings were created (that is, invented)
via genetic experiments that were conducted by
reptilian aliens. These reptilian aliens, also known
as the "Anunnaki" or the "Reptilians," still rule the
Earth to this day.

In fact, the Reptilians have indoctrinated you so
thoroughly that you are probably too weak-minded to
even fathom that they exist.
Reptilians apparently.

It's hard for people to wrap their thick heads around the simple fact that the group of beings who built the ancient Egyptian pyramids, Stonehenge, and other so-called "ancient mysteries" is the very same group of beings who control Earth right now. Moreover, the group of beings who created ultra-popular religions such as Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism is, once again, the very same group of beings who control Earth right now. And, the group of beings who invented civilization, first in ancient Mesopotamia and then in ancient Egypt is, again, the very same group of beings who control Earth right now.

And yes, "group," not "groups."

Everything you thought you knew was a lie.


... but wait, there's more!
Ironically enough, however--and this is indeed one huge irony--by you worshipping science and thinking that it will lead you to the truth, you are actually preventing the Reptilians from ever being exposed. This is because the Reptilians are the very ones who created science. Therefore, you cannot use science against them in order to expose them; that would be nonsensical. In fact, science already has safeguards against this kind of stuff (i.e., according to science, despite all of the evidence to the contrary, aliens do not exist).

:laugh: ... wut :confused:


When it comes to this kind of information (i.e., fringe subjects), you atheists, scientists, and skeptics all of a sudden start claiming that you need "irrefutable proof" in order to believe it. OK, fine. Then I'll turn the tables on you: Go and prove that the leaders of this world are in fact human. Oh, that's right, YOU CAN'T! Hell, you wouldn't even be able to prove who the actual leaders are in the first place.

So, in the same breath that you say, "Oh my gosh, I went to this one stupid website and the guy said that aliens rule the world," you should also say, "Oh my gosh, I believe that humans rule the world, even though I have absolutely no proof for my belief."

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110823053756/gleeusers/images/c/c9/Mj-thriller-popcorn-o.gif

I am game for this :lol:

[Revolution starts with U]

When one dies, then goes on to the astral world (the fourth dimension), in between physical incarnations, they are still inside of Darkness's universe. And, even if one "ascends" beyond the fourth dimension, into a higher dimension, they are still inside of Darkness's universe. The only way to get out of the universe and into the True Realm is for the universe to be destroyed. One cannot "ascend" into the True Realm.

Whoa... shit just got real :ohmy:

[Zostrianos]

You gotta love how they spend several pages near the end analyzing and dissecting footage of a news anchor who supposedly morphed into a reptilian for a split second :rolleyes:
I'd seen other sites where they claim that when you hear hissing on tv it means the person's a reptilian:
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Here's another video that gives visual evidence that the Bushes, Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, and others are really reptilians :laugh::
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You have to admit, they're hella dedicated to this stuff.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

The endless fun debates that are to be had with these folks..

'But all this evidence says you're wrong'

'Lizards provided this false evidence'

'Well, prove the lizards exist'

'Here's some footage of someone looking slightly scaley for 2 seconds'

'But that's much less convincing than any imperical evidence that the moon actually exists'

'That's because you don't see the truth'

'But here's something else that proves you're mistaken..'

'No, all such proof and evidence is falsified'

'So, what about your evidence?'

'....you've been brain-washed by the lizards'

Head. Brick wall.

[ВАЛТЕР]

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=54332.0

LMAO at the response to this.

After being given some evidence that the earth is indeed round since a person flew North and made a complete circle around the Earth.



No, it didn't happen.

:laugh:

[Zostrianos]

A couple of years back a friend sent me this site where this company was catering to the needs of gullible conspiracy nuts, by selling all sorts of bullshit hi-tech devices to protect yourself against reptilian\illuminati influences and to fight back against them - and that stuff was insanely expensive, in the thousands of dollars if I recall. I'll post the site when I find it.

[Revolution starts with U]

1.Create a a fear entirely unconnected to a person's reality.

2. Offer just the product to take care of that fear, for a nominal fee of course.

3. Profit

(No ??? stage here. Just shady business)

[Angry Young Man]

You've swallowed too much socialist clap-trap. Socialism was an invention of the capitalist elite.

A conspiracy theorist calling on us to support small businesses. This was his response to me reminding him of the (empirically tangible) fate of the petit bourgeoisie.

[Agent Ducky]

First line:



What do you think?

I meant "is the thing that the OP posted the same as this thing?"
Whether or not it's the same thing, Truthism is fucking hilarious, especially when they get to the bit about women.

[Zostrianos]

1.Create a a fear entirely unconnected to a person's reality.
2. Offer just the product to take care of that fear, for a nominal fee of course.
3. Profit


I found the site:
http://www.psychicpower.ru/thought_medicine_bone_generator.html


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How could anyone say no? :D

[Revolutionary_Marxist]

It has to be the Moon Matrix theory.

It goes like this... The Moon is actually hollow, and is not actually a natural construct. In fact, the moon was constructed by reptillian beings from the 4th dimension of existence, and was moved to its current location. Yes... that's right it's a space ship. Anyway.. the reptillians are inside the moon, right now, projecting a false reality upon the populace of the earth. This vibrational web of negativity keeps us under their control and fighting amongst each other. You see.. the reptillian beings from the 4th dimension feed of the negative vibrational energy that human beings release.

Sounds crazy right? Some guy became a millionaire spouting it.

Your turn.

Now that's hilarious :laugh: Anyway, I personally love seeing the conspiracies that all of the world families are run be either man eating reptilians, or by the Illuminati.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Don't forget those conspiracy nuts that go on about the hollow earth theory and treat works of fiction as scientific fact.
^^^ this, holy fuck

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

The mindset of the super-in-denial conspiracy enthusiast reminds me of Donnie Darko...the part where Pat Swayze's character is found to have a child pornography 'dungeon' in his house and his supporters refuse to believe it, namely Beth Grant's religious fundie character saying "It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man"

[Revolution starts with U]

I love the conspiracy theorists (CT) who try to prove any CT more famous than them is actually an agent of the Illuminati. :lol:

[Zealot]

The Flat Earth Society

http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

Oh dear god...they are now selling clothing. Please Lord, don't let anyone embarrass themselves like that, ever!

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Oh dear god...they are now selling clothing. Please Lord, don't let anyone embarrass themselves like that, ever!
Poe's law for real

[Zealot]

I found the site:
http://www.psychicpower.ru/thought_medicine_bone_generator.html



How could anyone say no? :D

It's only $600, should I buy it?