on my very existence

[MotherCossack]

Friday afternoon..... idly flicking through rev-left's varied threads....
Found myself in the trash, for some reason....
What is this?
A thread in my name... and my stroppy teenage son's name....?
Why.... the insufferable cheek of it....
You people... j beard... being the instigator... are well out of line....
cor blimey... its like .... carry on up the rev-left revolution....
[British humour]

It seems some of you think i fucked myself, gave birth to myself, and go around parading all my diferent me's like some sick character out of a south american horror flick.... next thing I'll be cutting off my own arms and teaching my feet to clap....!

You, who doubt my existance, got it wrong.... i am a woman of 44... with 4 kids.... the eldest, colonel cossack, is 17.... we are different people .... he is him and I am me.
I am wild and proud to be wierd and unique....
he is grumpy and wants to be like every other boring bastard at school.....
he'll soon see sense.... and get used to it

[ColonelCossack]

Indeed! I can only concur.


here's proof;

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nL2rOLwROU8/T7aXRFDi2qI/AAAAAAAAAFM/cv_KJY2YHEk/s1600/DSCN1412.JPG

Mothercossack's the lady on the left holding sisterCossack3, and i'm the "strapping" young "lad" on the right.

[Manic Impressive]

haha I'm more convinced than ever that they are the same person :tt2:

[ColonelCossack]

LOOK AT THE PHOTO




HOW CAN WE BE THE SAME




WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT







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[Trap Queen Voxxy]

None of this proves anything. Comrade Jbeard and a small number of our cadre are currently en route in an undisclosed railway car to complete his inquiry into the matter.

The truth will out.

[ColonelCossack]

None of this proves anything. Comrade Jbeard and a small number of cadre are currently en route in an undisclosed railway car to complete his inquiry into the matter.

The truth will out.

stfu

cretin

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

stfu

cretin

Your suspicious behavior has been so noted and filed.

[ColonelCossack]

Your suspicious behavior has been so noted and filed.

:cursing:

[Ele'ill]

horses can't type on the computer

[ColonelCossack]

horses can't type on the computer

my secret's out



I'm not real horse.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Jesus, your house is a mess.

[ColonelCossack]

Jesus, your house is a mess.

lol you've got that right

[MotherCossack]

Jesus... you lot are really a bunch of goats...
Its like... hey ... I'm at school ..all over again.... in the sodding playground... deja-fucking-vu!!!!
A bunch of mean little nasty fuckers sticking together and tearing me apart....
That was 38 years ago!!!
Thanks a bunch....
sorry that I live in a pigsty...
Sorry that I am a sad fuck with no life so I resort to trying to be in my son's gang.... well ... you lot are like a gang of school kids playing.... 'lets bully the craggy old one.... she dont fit in.... she is not like us.... we dont like her.... lets kick her spirit to shit!

Well... it serves me right I suppose..... what did I expect... fucking about with you guys.....

well I'll be seeing ya......
fuck it..... are you lot even interested in politics...?
Bet most of you dont even know what it is like to have nowt.

Well anyway I am not a 16 year old boy.....that is my son...
if you dont like it.... fuck you.... I'm too old for this shit....

[NewLeft]

I like those bangles.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Jesus... you lot are really a bunch of goats...
Its like... hey ... I'm at school ..all over again.... in the sodding playground... deja-fucking-vu!!!!
A bunch of mean little nasty fuckers sticking together and tearing me apart....
That was 38 years ago!!!
Thanks a bunch....
sorry that I live in a pigsty...
Sorry that I am a sad fuck with no life so I resort to trying to be in my son's gang.... well ... you lot are like a gang of school kids playing.... 'lets bully the craggy old one.... she dont fit in.... she is not like us.... we dont like her.... lets kick her spirit to shit!

Well... it serves me right I suppose..... what did I expect... fucking about with you guys.....

well I'll be seeing ya......
fuck it..... are you lot even interested in politics...?
Bet most of you dont even know what it is like to have nowt.

Well anyway I am not a 16 year old boy.....that is my son...
if you dont like it.... fuck you.... I'm too old for this shit....

Ah, don't say that, we like you.

[Prometeo liberado]

Anyone noticed the disguise? Looks nothing like their avatars. This onion, the more I peel it, smells more and more. That horses head, is that supposed to be some kind of Godfather threat? Now if I can only convince Angela Merkel and the rest of my German backers to fund the last leg of my investigative trip we'll be on to something. This sealed train is killing me! Me and mine can not be intimidated from exposing this ugly and evil truth. Beware that knock in the night.................................comrade/s.



p.s. Mother, if anger at someone is what your looking for aim it at me, I suffer from genius.:)

[Railyon]

Your first name's not Jacob, is it?

[Prometeo liberado]

Your first name's not Jacob, is it?

Me? They call me Ismail.

[Goblin]

I dont think the two of you are the same person. Though i wouldnt blame people for thinking so. You have to admit that its quite an coincidence that a mother and son are on revleft (please excuse my spelling. its late and im drunk.).

[The Douche]

What the fuck is this even about?

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

What the fuck is this even about?

Their very existence.

[Prometeo liberado]

What the fuck is this even about?

See my post in chit-chat "MotherCossak/ColonelCossak conspiracy"

[The Douche]

Oh. Why do I even come to chit chat...

[Railyon]

Me? They call me Ismail.

lol.

No, I meant Col. Cossack.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Oh. Why do I even come to chit chat...

It's like a drug.
Once you go chit-chat you never go back.

[Prometeo liberado]

How do you think I feel? I'm the one who wrote it.

[Zealot]

Indeed! I can only concur.


here's proof;

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nL2rOLwROU8/T7aXRFDi2qI/AAAAAAAAAFM/cv_KJY2YHEk/s1600/DSCN1412.JPG

Mothercossack's the lady on the left holding sisterCossack3, and i'm the "strapping" young "lad" on the right.

photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake it's so obvious

[Bronco]

I thought this was gonna be some deep philosophical shit

[ColonelCossack]

photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop photoshop fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake it's so obvious

I don't even have photoshop so there

[nomad05273k]

my secret's out



I'm not real horse.

Actually I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom

[Grenzer]

(please excuse my spelling. its late and im drunk.).

Don't worry, bro, you aren't the only one.

[Agent Ducky]

MotherCossack, don't leave!
I don't think you 2 are the same person. I personally laughed my ass off when I saw that picture. Reminds me of the cleanliness state of my house.

[Le Rouge]

Pip the horse :)

[MotherCossack]

Shit I am a sad fuck!
I swore I wouldn't look at this piece of shit, iffy thread.... but.... oops... moment of weakness.....
and... you guys are mildly hilarious ... I must admit!!!
I feel my head expanding... hey... its as big as the god damned Horse child!!!
I tell you.... i had fun the night he was conceived!!!!
What a stallion!!!!
Fie.... I'm blushing!!!
About the glorious decor.... I confess... Ma Cossack is a slob...
I loathe and detest any form of housework.... and am far to concerned with matters of a more aesthetic nature...
and anyway... for years now have been involved on a freelance basis with the department for chaos.... I believe I am currently their most effective agent!!!!

But dont you think the colonel is so cute.... pleaze dont be too hard on him....
he is slap bang in the middle of tiresome examinations... and so much is expected of him..... and he hates schoolwork [secretly]... but most importantly... he has a mum like me to put up with.....
but I tell you ... unsurprisingly, perhaps... his powers in the housework department... not very good I can tell you.
And being a horse... he is finding the girl thing tricky....but that will come..........
What?? did I say something funny?

[MotherCossack]

I thought this was gonna be some deep philosophical shit

Shit I know.... I have started a thread about just that.... God... and now this nonsense has got my name all over it....
I am ruined!!!

[Anarpest]

Wait, MotherCossack isn't a 16 year old boy?

[Angry Young Man]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1DVCB_enGB339&biw=1264&bih=627&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=zeFU8xF-OL6x0M:&imgrefurl=http://reacaraksa.tumblr.com/&docid=KBMIQG0_ib_F0M&imgurl=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wxde9In81qzsq2i.jpg&w=432&h=290&ei=92q6T56MFcy98gOTt6XgBg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=687&vpy=347&dur=354&hovh=184&hovw=274&tx=89&ty=101&sig=113208867026887888813&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=214&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:0,i:114

[Raúl Duke]

what is this...I don't even...

Leave MotherCossack alone, she hasn't done anything wrong!

[ColonelCossack]

what is this...I don't even...

Leave MotherCossack alone, she hasn't done anything wrong!

I second this

[Susurrus]

Those people in the pics are obviously impostors! They do not even vaguely resemble Cossacks. The plot thickens...

[Q]

I never even thought about linking the two and it was only at the end of the thread that I realised that "MotherCossack... ColonelCossack... wait a sec".

http://memecomiccentral.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/meme-face-2.jpg

Anyway, I don't care. The two have the very least very different writing styles. So I'm content with them being different.