hazard
10th December 2003, 07:08
So I'm not a big halloween fan. I'm a man. Thats the male way. Somehow I wind up at a halloween something or other. Big freaking event.
So all week I'm sort of joking around, before I knew I was going, trying to figure out what I was going to wear. Knowing my Guerrilla background, especially in response to this website, it was suggested that I just wear my "civies" and bring an assualt rifle to the party. And if asked by the door people, or the police, or the feds or whoever my response was scripted as such.
Asked to such an effect "YOU! What are you doing with that rifle?"
And I was supposed to say " What? Its part of my costume. "
Like it was no big deal and walk in. And then, for no apparent reason, just start mowing everybody down. And when asked by the dorr people, the police or the feds or whoever my response was scripted as such.
Asked to such an effect "YOU! What are you doing with that rifle?"
And I was supposed to say " What? It's just my halloween character."
Anyway, I ended up buying a baseball cap and figured that would suffice for a costume.
heh
So all week I'm sort of joking around, before I knew I was going, trying to figure out what I was going to wear. Knowing my Guerrilla background, especially in response to this website, it was suggested that I just wear my "civies" and bring an assualt rifle to the party. And if asked by the door people, or the police, or the feds or whoever my response was scripted as such.
Asked to such an effect "YOU! What are you doing with that rifle?"
And I was supposed to say " What? Its part of my costume. "
Like it was no big deal and walk in. And then, for no apparent reason, just start mowing everybody down. And when asked by the dorr people, the police or the feds or whoever my response was scripted as such.
Asked to such an effect "YOU! What are you doing with that rifle?"
And I was supposed to say " What? It's just my halloween character."
Anyway, I ended up buying a baseball cap and figured that would suffice for a costume.
heh