Bump, Pound or Shake?

[Manic Impressive]

Which hand greeting do you most commonly use?

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Hand shakes or just a simple wave of the hand in acknowledgement.

[Ele'ill]

middle finger

[Comrade Samuel]

middle finger

I literally lol'd at this...

Hand shake, I live in the weirdo town trapped in 1950 I tell you.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Hand shakes.

[Revolution starts with U]

Usually a shake, but whatever the situation calls for.

I have this old school "a firm handshake is the mark of a strong person" feeling tho, I guess.

(Before anyone says anything, it has nothing to do with manliness. Women can have a firm handshake... jerks :cursing:) :lol:

[Rusty Shackleford]

bake

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Depends on the scenario or who it is...first time meeting, formal-ish setting, handshake.

[ВАЛТЕР]

dick grab....

[Manic Impressive]

bake
what's a bake?

[Book O'Dead]

I'm in favor of doing away with the traditional handshake in favor of the 'feely', that is, when two grown people approach each other, they instantly grab for the opposite's crotch and give it a good squeeze while raising their heads and honking like geese.

[Rusty Shackleford]

what's a bake?
i was trying to be a cool and say bake instead of shake. i shake.

[Manic Impressive]

sorry I didn't get that Rusty you're coolness must've frozen my brain cells. I thought it might have been some cool new West Coast trend. Maybe a combination of all three with a click of the fingers at the end or something like that.

[Prometeo liberado]

I go for the jugular, a combination of a shake and bump, out of brotherly love........goddamn it.

[Rusty Shackleford]

sorry I didn't get that Rusty you're coolness must've frozen my brain cells. I thought it might have been some cool new West Coast trend. Maybe a combination of all three with a click of the fingers at the end or something like that.
nah, if i was trying to be cool i would've said "i shake like a baby"

[ColonelCossack]

What's a pound?

[Jack]

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/b6b9e859160297b295fea7a930ce6b37/l.jpg

Fucking daps.

[The Machine]

^^^this guy

[homegrown terror]

i like the oldschool "tip of the hat" if i happen to be wearing one.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/b6b9e859160297b295fea7a930ce6b37/l.jpg

Fucking daps.
This

[¿Que?]

This sums up my views on daps

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/25/e45e77bf-f6c7-4460-8af0-5f223d7c02e7.jpg

[PC LOAD LETTER]

This sums up my views on daps

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/25/e45e77bf-f6c7-4460-8af0-5f223d7c02e7.jpg
I forcibly dap if people try to formal-shake

[¿Que?]

I forcibly dap if people try to formal-shake
Most people that know me know not to dap me, cuz I'll fuck it up and we'll both look stupid...

[Azraella]

Depends on the situation.

but it's all three at various times.

[seventeethdecember2016]

I do one of these.
http://www.trumanlibrary.org/photographs/58-797.jpg
Hand Shakes are timeless.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/ACMA_1333_Samian_decree_2.JPG

[Aloysius]

Bear hugs.
Fucking bear hugs.

[Luc]

ah nvm my bad :lol: