Marxist-Leninist perspective on guacamole?

[Misocratist]

Because I don't trust revisionist bourgeois cuisine, and I sure don't want to take the risk of diverging from the standard orthodoxy set forth by dead german and russian people that lived 100-150 years ago, which I have chosen as micromanagement guidelines to my life when I was an angry teenager with indentity crisis, especially in cuisine.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Guacamole is counterrevolutionary. Which nation do you live in? I want to decide where your gulag will be located. Don't bring up such bourgeois topics!

[Bostana]

Revisionist

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Revisionist

Stalinist partayyy up in herea.

[Zealot]

Enver Hoxha once noted in his memoirs entitled "With Stalin - Memoirs from my Meetings with Stalin (http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/hoxha/works/stalin/meet2.htm)" that Stalin said guacamole was a reactionary and revisionist form of cuisine:
And in the course of our conversation, he asked me:

"Do you eat guacamole, Comrade Enver?"

"Yes, I do!" I said.

"I am disappoint," he said. "This is an old, outdated form of food. Nevertheless," he went on, "the question of the guacamole must be kept well in mind, must be handled with great care, because the feelings of the people must not be offended. The urge for guacamole has been cultivated in the people for many centuries, and great patience is called for on this question, because the stand towards it is important for the compactness and unity of the people."

[Prometeo liberado]

Guacamole is counterrevolutionary. Which nation do you live in? I want to decide where your gulag will be located. Don't bring up such bourgeois topics!

Word! How does this shit get into RevLeft.

[Prometeo liberado]

I suspect that comrade Avocado has something to do with this. Pretty sure.

[Railyon]

I don't even know what Guacamole is. Is it some type of Bretzel or Weißwurst? I don'T know anything else.

[NewLeft]

I suspect that comrade Avocado has something to do with this. Pretty sure.
Comrade Avocado has escaped..

[Althusser]

Comrade Avocado has escaped..

Escaped or...... disappeared?

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Enver Hoxha once noted in his memoirs entitled "With Stalin - Memoirs from my Meetings with Stalin (http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/hoxha/works/stalin/meet2.htm)" that Stalin said guacamole was a reactionary and revisionist form of cuisine:
And in the course of our conversation, he asked me:

"Do you eat guacamole, Comrade Enver?"

"Yes, I do!" I said.

"I am disappoint," he said. "This is an old, outdated form of food. Nevertheless," he went on, "the question of the guacamole must be kept well in mind, must be handled with great care, because the feelings of the people must not be offended. The urge for guacamole has been cultivated in the people for many centuries, and great patience is called for on this question, because the stand towards it is important for the compactness and unity of the people."


What wonderful insight, glorious comrade. Did you acquire said information from our Rebel Lord, the omnipotent and omniscient Lord Jason?

Hail! Hail! Hail!

[Prometeo liberado]

Comrade Avocado has escaped..

Interesting.

[ColonelCossack]

Why is everything revisionist or counter revolutionary? Why can't for once M-Ls think stuff's good? it's not giving us a very good image, guys, really. Personally I've never had guacamole.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Why is everything revisionist or counter revolutionary? Why can't for once M-Ls think stuff's good? it's not giving us a very good image, guys, really. Personally I've never had guacamole.

We never like anything except WWII tanks, gulags, and portraits of Stalin . . .


And MRN Rebel Lord Jason!!!!

Hail!

[Comrade Samuel]

Dafaq?

[Book O'Dead]

All the revolutionary content of guacamole is stolen by the tortilla chip. Oh yeah, and the fork ran away with the spoon.

[Angry Young Man]

See, that's the problem with Stalinism: socialism in one country meant the revolution never spread, therefore guacamole was never made available to the whole global proletariat.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Dafaq?

It's our cul--I mean group in honor of the Rebel Lord, Jason of the Maoist Rebel News. Plz join.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/group.php?groupid=972

Hail!

[ColonelCossack]

Dafaq?

It is pronounced

da Fok?

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

It is pronounced

da Fok?

Incorrect.

[ColonelCossack]

Incorrect.
:cursing::cursing::cursing:

YES IT IS I SHOULD FECKIN KNOW I POPULARISED IT