The Marx Insulter

[Manic Impressive]

These are real Marxist insults!

http://www.themarxinsulter.com/

[Deicide]

Manic impressive wants to be the synthesis – but is a composite error.

I'm going to be banned for such a ruthless insult!

[Manic Impressive]

lol :D New rule insult the person above you

"Broseph Stalin has given me the most appalling toothache"

[Landsharks eat metal]

"All the relations between Robinson and the objects that form this wealth of his own creation, are here so simple and clear as to be intelligible without exertion, even to Manic Impressive"

...okay...

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

"In reality, the labourer advances his labour gratuitously to the capitalist during, say one week, in order to receive the market price at the end of the week, and it is this which, according to Landsharks eat metal, transforms him into a capitalist. On the level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the imbecile flatness of the present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects."


Oh.

[Quail]

"Negative Creep estimates the value of a book in terms of its cubic capacity."

...Eh?

[Landsharks eat metal]

No one has, like Quail, verified to such a degree the truth of the Biblical axiom that no one is able to add an inch to their natural height. Placed by birth, connections and social accidents on a colossal pedestal, Quail always remained the same homunculus -- a malignant and distorted dwarf on top of a pyramid.

[Bronco]

Landsharks eat metal has wasted my time, and what is more, the dolt opined that, since I was not engaged upon any 'business' just now, but merely upon a 'theoretical work', I might as well kill time with Landsharks eat metal !

[Blake's Baby]

Bronco is a genius in the way of bourgeois stupidity!

[Rusty Shackleford]

wow the first one i got was amazing. love this shit

[PC LOAD LETTER]

From Diderot to Rusty Shackleford must be what the physiologists call a regressive metamorphosis.

[NewLeft]

At all events, I hope CanisLupus will remember my carbuncles until hir dying day. What swine CanisLupus is!

[Rooster]

"The arch-philistine newleft was the insipid, pedantic, leather-tongued oracle of the bourgeois intelligence of the nineteenth century."


"Negative Creep estimates the value of a book in terms of its cubic capacity."

...Eh?

That one is probably true.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

"The arch-philistine newleft was the insipid, pedantic, leather-tongued oracle of the bourgeois intelligence of the nineteenth century."



That one is probably true.

I am not amused.

Brooster has drowned the most heavenly ecstacies in the icy water of egotistical calculation.

[Leonid Brozhnev]

"Negative Creep has resolved personal worth into exchange-value."

Burrrn!

[Omsk]

Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences AsiniDiabolica cannot understand.

[Luc]

Omsk is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

[Nox]

Who would want to have to talk always with intellectual skunks, with Ismail who study only for the purpose of finding new dead ends in every corner of the world!

[Rafiq]

Fucking Liberal scum have a singular method of procedure. There are only two kinds of institutions, artificial and natural. The institutions of feudalism are artificial institutions, those of the bourgeoisie are natural institutions. In this Fucking Liberal scum resemble the theologians, who likewise establish two kinds of religion. Every religion which is not theirs is an invention of men, while their own is an emanation from God. Thus there has been history, but there is no longer any.

[Ostrinski]

We may well, therefore, feel astonished at the cleverness of Rafiq, who would abolish capitalistic property by enforcing the eternal laws of property that are based on commodity production!

[NewLeft]

All the relations between Robinson and the objects that form this wealth of his own creation, are here so simple and clear as to be intelligible without exertion, even to Labor Days

[Comrade Samuel]

"Newleft has drowned the most heavenly ecstacies in the icy water of egotistical calculation"

So you found something that substititues names into lines from the communist manifesto (and possibly other works)?


BEST.FUCKING.THING.EVER.

[Manic Impressive]

In reality, the labourer advances his labour gratuitously to the capitalist during, say one week, in order to receive the market price at the end of the week, and it is this which, according to Vladmir Makarov, transforms him into a capitalist. On the level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the imbecile flatness of the present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.

(I keep getting the same ones, not sure there's many new ones left)

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences Manic Impressive cannot understand.

[Mass Grave Aesthetics]

comrade commistar has resolved personal worth into exchange-value.

[honest john's firing squad]

Nox is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.


I lol'd

[Stadtsmasher]

Too funny! Thanks :D

[Kronsteen]

"Kronsteen has drowned the most heavenly ecstacies in the icy water of egotistical calculation."

It's like he knows me!