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Loony
3rd May 2012, 06:56
My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

Imagine a bumper sticker:

The face of Karl Marx.
Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.

Workers-Control-Over-Prod
3rd May 2012, 07:07
My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

Imagine a bumper sticker:

The face of Karl Marx.
Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.

Please don't. I would hate for you to squander the opportunity with such a lame slogan. Why not a Karl Marx sticker with: "Workers Control Over PRoduction!"?

the Left™
3rd May 2012, 07:10
Bumper sticker has to read

" Wanna have a nice bourgeois time?"

Workers-Control-Over-Prod
3rd May 2012, 07:11
My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

Imagine a bumper sticker:

The face of Karl Marx.
Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.

Please don't. I would hate for you to squander the opportunity with such a lame slogan. Why not a Karl Marx sticker with: "Workers Control Over PRoduction!"?

...Oh, and to add to it, update it, i would put this (http://www.rollinbeamish.com/portrait(SlavojZizek)-site.jpg) sticker with the quote "Communism Will Win" right next to Marx's head as well:thumbup:

Veovis
3rd May 2012, 07:11
I prefer Marx Engels 2012

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1105&pictureid=9054

Decommissioner
3rd May 2012, 08:12
I prefer Marx Engels 2012

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1105&pictureid=9054

Reminds me of the MARX ENGELS 2008 sticker I had back in the day :D

Loony
3rd May 2012, 16:18
I wouldn't do this but its a funny idea.

Mass Grave Aesthetics
3rd May 2012, 16:40
It is an amusing idea, especially if the sticker read; "we have nothing to loose but our chains":cool:

Railyon
3rd May 2012, 16:49
"Class struggle, the driving force of history"

Book O'Dead
3rd May 2012, 16:52
My bumper sticker slogan:

"CAPITALISM IS A CRIME"

Robespierres Neck
3rd May 2012, 17:19
I prefer Marx Engels 2012

http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1105&pictureid=9054

That's beautiful. :blushing:

Sasha
3rd May 2012, 17:31
for the tankies "my other car is a T-34"?

Q
5th May 2012, 18:41
My husband and I had a brilliant idea:

Imagine a bumper sticker:

The face of Karl Marx.
Then in writing: What car would Karl Marx drive.

Aim: find as many fancy cars as you can find and give them a nice old sticker of Marx on the door.

Please do. Sounds like fun :)

Pretty Flaco
5th May 2012, 19:16
that slogan really is a lame one... no offense. think of something better and then we can talk.

Anarcho-Brocialist
5th May 2012, 19:34
This is a little off topic. But when I went to the movies once, someone put a bumper sticker on my car that read : "I hope you don't f--- like you park". It was embarrassing and took me a few weeks to get off.

RedAnarchist
5th May 2012, 20:18
I once wrote on the side of a white-coloured car, with a black marker pen, "no war in Iraq" (it was around 2002/03). Mostly did it on impulse more than anything.

(The funny thing is, I did it on the passenger side, so it could have been days before the owner of the car saw what I had written).

homegrown terror
27th May 2012, 10:30
maybe make them more topical. for instance, if you happen to find out a popular lunching spot of your local police department, put stickers with wild pigs saying "U.S. POLICE FORCE: Protecting and Serving the Upper Class since 1791" or for military vehicles, depending on the department, something like "ARMY: Assholes, Racists and Machiavellian Yanks" or "USMC: Uncle Sam's Mercenary Criminals" etc.

Taboo Tongue
27th May 2012, 18:19
Even I would be upset if you put something like that on my car.
I know lots of workers who have nice cars. Most of the people at the factory I work at drive nicer vehicles. (A few Mercedes, a couple Chrysler 300s, and nice non-luxury cars).

It's not ok to smash the window of a worker, and it's not ok to slap a sticker on their car. (Unless it's unpeeled under the windshield wiper)

#FF0000
27th May 2012, 18:20
save it for Hummers specifically then.

Even if the dude who drives it isn't bourgie as fuck, they are most likely a total dick.

#FF0000
27th May 2012, 18:21
maybe make them more topical. for instance, if you happen to find out a popular lunching spot of your local police department, put stickers with wild pigs saying "U.S. POLICE FORCE: Protecting and Serving the Upper Class since 1791" or for military vehicles, depending on the department, something like "ARMY: Assholes, Racists and Machiavellian Yanks" or "USMC: Uncle Sam's Mercenary Criminals" etc.

sounds like a felony!

o well this is ok I guess
27th May 2012, 18:29
I usually just put potatoes in them.
True story.

homegrown terror
27th May 2012, 18:41
I usually just put potatoes in them.
True story.

didn't mythbusters prove that this doesn't work?

Althusser
27th May 2012, 18:42
"class struggle, the driving force of history"

yes yes, oh my god, yes!

Qavvik
2nd June 2012, 02:56
I'd be upset if you put that on my car (though I'd willingly put on that Marx-Engels 2012 sticker :thumbup1:). I drive an aging Mercury Sable, some rust but not a lot. I put a lot of time into that car on what little I make, and tend to keep it as nice as I can. Mercurys can be bourgeois as hell though.