The Questionnaire (Inside the Actors Studio)

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Not sure if anyone has been daft enough to put this up before hand but anywho...
Here is a questionnaire as used in the occaisionally interesting but mostly dull and sicophantic (sp?) Inside the Actors Studio. I invite you to answer it in as as honest and direct a way as you can stomach.

* What is your favourite word?

* What is your least favourite word?

* What turns you on? (in any sense)

* What turns you off?

* What sound or noise do you love?

* What sound or noise do you hate?

* What is your favourite curse word?

* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?

* What profession would you never want to participate in?

* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Holy shit I was listening to the Ricky Gervais show a hakf hour back where karl pilkington answers these

* What is your favourite word?
Sup?
* What is your least favourite word?
As. I hate it when people start there sentence with: As a Christian or As an Atheist. But I sometimes do it myself
* What turns you on? (in any sense)
As a 15 year old every piece of woman skin turns me on. :")
* What turns you off?
Feet,
* What sound or noise do you love?
The sigh you hear when people read te first question on a test at school
* What sound or noise do you hate?
Birds, they scare me.
* What is your favourite curse word?
Twat and Fuck
* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?
The proffesion where you study space 'n stuff. It really interests me but Isuck at it.
* What profession would you never want to participate in?
anything involving me working in an office
* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?
Son, I am disappoint.

[Landsharks eat metal]

* What is your favourite word?
Dirge
* What is your least favourite word?
Cluster
* What turns you on? (in any sense)
Cute blond guys/brunette girls
* What turns you off?
Jerkasses
* What sound or noise do you love?
Wind chimes
* What sound or noise do you hate?
Styrofoam rubbing against cardboard
* What is your favourite curse word?
Fuck, I guess
* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?
Bassist in pretty much any sort of band
* What profession would you never want to participate in?
Telemarketer
* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?
You win.

[roy]

* What is your favourite word?
i'd just be making it up
* What is your least favourite word?
'faggot'
* What turns you on? (in any sense)
music
* What turns you off?
idk lots of stuff
* What sound or noise do you love?
the sound curlews make
* What sound or noise do you hate?
the voice of this person i know
* What is your favourite curse word?
fuck. i'm a traditionalist.
* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?
i would be a poet if i had the talent
* What profession would you never want to participate in?
my current one
* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?
i suppose just a simple 'hi, how are you? welcome to eternal paradise' sorta thing

[Book O'Dead]

Not sure if anyone has been daft enough to put this up before hand but anywho...
Here is a questionnaire as used in the occaisionally interesting but mostly dull and sicophantic (sp?) Inside the Actors Studio. I invite you to answer it in as as honest and direct a way as you can stomach.

* What is your favourite word?

* What is your least favourite word?

* What turns you on? (in any sense)

* What turns you off?

* What sound or noise do you love?

* What sound or noise do you hate?

* What is your favourite curse word?

* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?

* What profession would you never want to participate in?

* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?

1."Yes"
2. "No"
3. "Imagination"
4. "Obstinate ignorance"
5. "The sound of a child's voice"
6. "Patriotic music"
7. "Goompladdle" (as pronounced in Planet Zork)
8. "Aeronautics"
9. "Prostitution"
10. "What kept you?"

[Leonid Brozhnev]

* What is your favourite word?
Jobbyscoffer

* What is your least favourite word?
Banter

* What turns you on? (in any sense)
A quarter bottle of Rum

* What turns you off?
Apathy

* What sound or noise do you love?
A face melting guitar solo

* What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything to do with balloons

* What is your favourite curse word?
Bastard

* What profession, other than your own, would you like to participate in?
Science Fiction Writer

* What profession would you never want to participate in?
Traffic Warden

* If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?
Hey dude, whats up? Yo Stalin, get this guy a beer!

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

^^^^^^

laughed uncontrollably at your last answer.