Guilty Pleasures

[The Machine]

I like the new Justin Bieber song unironically

I consciously support certain local businesses. I like to get records and shirts at the local record store, get my tattoos done by a local artist, buy my skateboards at the local skate shop ect. If you think about it going out of your way to support small businesses is actually reactionary and definitely un-communist but fuck it.

Shitty fast food

What are yours?

[Mass Grave Aesthetics]

I consciously support certain local businesses. I like to get records and shirts at the local record store, get my tattoos done by a local artist, buy my skateboards at the local skate shop ect. If you think about it going out of your way to support small businesses is actually reactionary and definitely un-communist but fuck it.


I do this as well with some local businesses.

I enjoy watching Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson, Steven Seagal and/or Van Damme movies from time to time.

[Blanquist]

Communism is not a lifestyle.

I enjoy having sex with as many women as possible.

[Leftsolidarity]

I play with myself on an almost religious basis....

[NewLeft]

Communism is not a lifestyle.

I enjoy having sex with as many women as possible.
This is "guilty pleasures," not future aspirations.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

but fuck it.

My guilty pleasure: when people say normal things and I connect them with shitty jokes.

[Lanky Wanker]

Guilty pleasures...

Wanking off to fat women on youporn. I'm kidding... please believe me.

Listening to music I loved when I was a 14 year old emo kid rebel conformist... FOB - Honorable Mention, I listened to that one today.

[seventeethdecember2016]

I hang a Soviet flag outside my house, and I march to 'Communist' songs.

I'm a day trader- a super-mega-Bourgeois enterprise.

Things that I don't understand are my 'inside' jokes.

[ForgedConscience]

I eat fast food semi-regularly (any of my fellow Londoners know Sam's Chicken? Cheap and disgusting, favourite of drunkards and stoners alike.)


I play with myself on an almost religious basis....

You're not alone... what can I say? Life's stressful

[Pretty Flaco]

i watch the Regular Show (a kids show) with my little bro and actually think its funny.

[NewLeft]

i watch the Regular Show (a kids show) with my little bro and actually think its funny.
Yeah.. I admit to watching kid shows occasionally in the morning.. (by myself :()

[Agent Ducky]

i watch the Regular Show (a kids show) with my little bro and actually think its funny.

I do the exact same thing.
And Adventure Time. I fuckin love Adventure Time.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Adventure Time beats all your other bourgeois Cartoon Network shows!!!

[Pretty Flaco]

Adventure Time beats all your other bourgeois Cartoon Network shows!!!

but in the regular show the two main characters work as grounskeepers and their manager benson is a huge dick... and rigby didn't even graduate high school!

muthafuka

[The Machine]

i live with my girlfriend but if i spend the night at someone elses house i still love caking on the phone until like 3 in the morning. i say the corniest shit too. like i embarrass myself.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

but in the regular show the two main characters work as grounskeepers and their manager benson is a huge dick... and rigby didn't even graduate high school!

muthafuka

Death to the Regular Show!!! I can't even understand it (well, I can't really understand anything on Cartoon Network).

[Comrade Samuel]

I swar all this thread has done thus far is childrens cartoons and touching yourself...

MW3, watching real time with bill maher and using the toilet backwards.

[The Machine]

oh sometimes i think jon stewart is gonna turn me into a liberal

or gay

[Prometeo liberado]

I enjoy telling the mailman when I see him how huge I was this morning.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I swar all this thread has done thus far is childrens cartoons and touching yourself...

Everything's good until you start doing those two things at the same time....


MW3, watching real time with bill maher and using the toilet backwards.

MW3=so bourgeois :p

Real Time with Bill Maher=fucking epic; let's have a Bill Maher party.

Shitting on the toilet the wrong way=stop watching South Park

[Leftsolidarity]

using the toilet backwards.

.......how do you do this? :confused:

I must try....

[Nox]

When I wank I aim for triple/quadruple ejaculation

I am addicted to dr pepper/coke

I hate bacon and cheese

[Crux]

Communism is not a lifestyle.

I enjoy having sex with as many women as possible.
While I on the other hand have women enjoy sex with me as much as possible. But I don't see that as a "guilty pleasure", I see that as an average thursday.

My guilty pleasure though is waving this massive penis around on the forum. Forgive me but I don't really brag a whole lot in real life.

[Crux]

When I wank I aim for triple/quadruple ejaculation

I am addicted to dr pepper/coke

I hate bacon and cheese
Now you can legitmately say you cause multiple orgasms just using your hand.

Sounds like a dangerous combo, man. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

maybe you're vegan?

[Crux]

Speaking of my massive dick. Googling cockstatistics. It boost my ego. I mean, guys, it's not all about size. It helps though.

[Deicide]

Revleft

;)

[Landsharks eat metal]

I don't see the point in calling something a "guilty pleasure". I like what I like, and people who have a problem with it can go fuck themselves.

[honest john's firing squad]

When I wank I aim for triple/quadruple ejaculation
we're all too aware of this by now nox, darling

[honest john's firing squad]

I hang a Soviet flag outside my house, and I march to 'Communist' songs.
hahahahaha

[gorillafuck]

While I on the other hand have women enjoy sex with me as much as possible. But I don't see that as a "guilty pleasure", I see that as an average thursday.

My guilty pleasure though is waving this massive penis around on the forum. Forgive me but I don't really brag a whole lot in real life.majakovskij you are quite the poonsmasher

[honest john's firing squad]

nox = poonsmasher extraordinaire

lol jk he posts about his quadruple ejaculations on a communist discussion forum

[Crux]

majakovskij you are quite the poonsmasher
thank you, fine sir. Your words are almost as rewarding as making a person shake from orgasmic exctasy. Didn't give it much thought before but it is slightly freaky to see someone's eyes roll back. Then again there was already speaking in tounges and praises to various dieties. Making love like lapsed pentecoastals. So thank you, sir.

[gorillafuck]

it's not for no reason they call majakovskij the moistened cock of sveden

[Leftsolidarity]

majakovskij you are quite the poonsmasher

Speaking of this. My name when I play D&D (I've actually only played once so far and I'm pretty sure we play it all wrong) is "Poonslayer".

I think I'm going to be in a joke pyschobilly band with some friends and it's gonna be my stage name in that too.

[Crux]

Well anyway the reason this braggaliciousness is a guilty pleasure is because it falls dangerously close to a kind of pseudosexist lockerroom talk of pointscoring. Which is why I seldomly do it in real life. It's not about "scoring" women are not mere sexual Objects or a canvass for male desire. It's not a "game". Hopefully my words here are not taken as reinforcing such views. My interactions with women are not one-sided attempts to get into their pants. And hopefully I have established my views on these issues already.

[Comrade Samuel]

Everything's good until you start doing those two things at the same time....



MW3=so bourgeois :p

Real Time with Bill Maher=fucking epic; let's have a Bill Maher party.

Shitting on the toilet the wrong way=stop watching South Park

Yes, me and all the rest of the ruling class are in a clan we call ourselves "the BoURgEoi$e BEE$tz"

as for bill maher I get A kick out of his show and all but of corse I call it a guilty pleasure because I'm certan alot of the revolutionary left see him as a misogynistic prick with an Obama fetish

And using the toilet backwards is not just a good idea it's a way of life! Ever since I started doing that I can enjoy a bowl of soup, read Marxist literature and take a shit simotainiously!

[The Machine]

Majakovskij gets no play

[Brosa Luxemburg]

Watching Spongebob Squarepants.

So the fuck what.

[Rooster]

I like watching The Apprentice.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I like watching The Apprentice.

You totally destroyed the convo by bringing Donald Trump into it.......

:p

[Rooster]

Speaking of my massive dick. Googling cockstatistics. It boost my ego. I mean, guys, it's not all about size. It helps though.

I'm pretty sure they just make the average smaller to make guys feel better.

[Pretty Flaco]

people always hate on quantum of solace but i say its the best james bond movie...

[Rooster]

You totally destroyed the convo by bringing Donald Trump into it.......

:p

I meant the British original. Which is far superior.

Yxi6QDwQyLU

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I meant the British original. Which is far superior.

Yxi6QDwQyLU

So, you mean to tell me that American companies steal British shows, make them stupider, re-release them, and make a shitload of profit off of something completely unoriginal!?

ZOMGOMG!!!!!!

[Zukunftsmusik]

people always hate on quantum of solace but i say its the best james bond movie...

james bond is pretty boring IMO, and that is one of the most boring films. sorry.

my guilty pleasure is to view posts on I made on Revleft to see if people thank them. :blushing:

edit: and johnny cash

[Art Vandelay]

drinking till my liver is shot
smoking till my lungs are black

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

drinking till my liver is shot
smoking till my lungs are black

SEE A DOCTOR. :p

[Pretty Flaco]

james bond is pretty boring IMO, and that is one of the most boring films. sorry.

my guilty pleasure is to view posts on I made on Revleft to see if people thank them. :blushing:

edit: and johnny cash

boring? how many more explosions and sex scenes does it need to be exciting?

[Art Vandelay]

SEE A DOCTOR. :p

No point when you do not care about your health.

[Zukunftsmusik]

boring? how many more explosions and sex scenes does it need to be exciting?

none? I dunno, I might like action films from time to time, but my problem is that there's too many explosions. and sex scenes for that matter. If I'll watch any James Bond film, I'll rather see one the old ones. Like whatever you like, though, this is just my opinion.

[Rooster]

So, you mean to tell me that American companies steal British shows, make them stupider, re-release them, and make a shitload of profit off of something completely unoriginal!?

ZOMGOMG!!!!!!

You should see the American version of Red Dwarf.

[Workers-Control-Over-Prod]

Originally Posted by Havee3333333
I hang a Soviet flag outside my house, and I march to 'Communist' songs.
hahahahaha

What? I have a red flag outside my house as well. I first did it out of anger at seeing my whole neighborhood put up black, red, golden flags. At first it was a rather small one, then i got a larger one (over 1 meter long) and had to get a real pole to put it on. Also i don't miss to play classical working class tunes on the weekends loud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQaculP4vLo&feature=endscreen

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

What? I have a red flag outside my house as well. I first did it out of anger at seeing my whole neighborhood put up black, red, golden flags. At first it was a rather small one, then i got a larger one (over 1 meter long) and had to get a real pole to put it on. Also i don't miss to play classical working class tunes on the weekends loud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQaculP4vLo&feature=endscreen

Comrade, you too can now fly a black, red, and golden flag!!!!

Look for yourself:
http://www.symbols.net/flags/_img_nations3/east_germany_flag.png

OMG
And here is some new music for you to dance to:
Eam_XScivh8

Comply with these suggestions,

or STASI.

[Railyon]

My.
Little.
Pony.

[Prometeo liberado]

You should see the American version of Red Dwarf.

Try the American version of Some Mothers Son. Its a musical comedy based on the music of South Pacific, "I gonna wash that hunger strike right outta my hair.."

[Ele'ill]

shot gunning bourbon and bottling cops

[Art Vandelay]

shot gunning bourbon and bottling cops

By far the best response..

[Prometeo liberado]

shot gunning bourbon and bottling cops

I was going to organize to have you banned, and was almost there, until you busted this little nugget out! That may be my battle cry come the first!!

[Leftsolidarity]

Shitty subs in shitty cars that sound like shit

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I still like some of the older Spongebob episodes, no joke. Every time I see the episode where Spongebob and Patrick are stuck in Sandy's dome for hibernation I crack up so much when Patrick says "Who you callin' Pinhead?" For those that remember that episode, lol, too fucking funny.

I like to cuss. A lot. An unhealthy amount of cussing. I hung out with highschoolers when I was only a wee lad, what can I say?

Masturbation, a lot of it. It's at a point where it's kind of embarrassing. My cousin and I were talking about masturbation and he says "I've been doing it a lot lately, like once a day now!" I was like "da fok? Only once?"

I like watching people fall down, so funny.

I like to watch babies cry. They look so cute and funny when they cry.

[Rusty Shackleford]

getting lost, either with someone who is hella into it, or by myself.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Forgot one, danger. I freakin' love it, can't get enough of it, love being in that situation where things can go terribly wrong and I can get hurt. Of course it's only awesome if I don't get hurt that badly if at all. Just getting the adrenaline going you know.

[Crux]

I'm pretty sure they just make the average smaller to make guys feel better.
*cockslaps*

[black magick hustla]

Revleft

;)

dang i was gonna say posting in this forum but u stole my joke

[Zukunftsmusik]

I like watching people fall down, so funny.

this. I always laugh first, ask if they're okay afterwards

[Agent Ducky]

When I go to the feed store with my mom to get foods for the chinchillas... I like to run my hands through the flax seed bin. FLAX SEEDS FEEL SO COOL ON YOUR HANDS.

[Zav]

My physical DVD collection consists solely of Spongebob and the original Yu-Gi-Oh! series, both of which I watch almost daily.
I smoke a pipe now and then.
I have an addiction to adding to and using my sex toy collection. I'm up to thirty-something.
I've bought porn.
I know the words to the Soviet anthem, and I sing them on politically significant days, whilst saying that we should not glorify the corrupted Capitalist Commie-poser of a nation that it was. I can't help it. The tune is really damn catchy.
I fetishize the GDR.

[honest john's firing squad]

I've bought porn.
wow. why would you do that?

P.S. are you sure you're actually an anarchist?

[Crux]

Tobacco. I smoke roughly half a pack a day.

[Princess Luna]

Liking the song "Sweet Home Alabama" , the lyrics are shit but it is otherwise a damn good song

[Leftsolidarity]

Punching babies. I can't stop myself....

[Nox]

I fapped to scat porn once... never again.

[ed miliband]

and why did you do that?

[TheGodlessUtopian]

When I am with my friend and we bash on Katey Parry, Lady Gaga, Brittany Spears, and other pop songs but I secretly like several songs from each artist. :D

[gorillafuck]

I fapped to scat porn once... never again.your guilty pleasure is that you once masturbated to scat porn?

how is that a guilty pleasure?:confused:

[honest john's firing squad]

I fapped to scat porn once... never again.
I think you should be barred from posting about your masturbation habits

[Leftsolidarity]

I think you should be barred from posting about your masturbation habits

Stalinist! (sorry, now that Daft Punk is gone I feel that someone needs to fill his void)


But anywho, I love masturbation and I love to talk about it and I love to hear other people talk about it (definitely when they are admitting to watch scat porn).

Maybe that's a guilty pleasure of mine.

[Lanky Wanker]

Stalinist! (sorry, now that Daft Punk is gone I feel that someone needs to fill his void)


He's gone? :confused: Care to fill me in on the situation?

[NewLeft]

Guilty pleasures.. ;) Using the wink face.. I feel naughty!


He's gone? :confused: Care to fill me in on the situation?
Stalinist B.A. oppression.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Daft Punk is gone? OMG I'm gonna committ suicide!!!!!!!!!!

[Leonid Brozhnev]

Smoking fat cigars and drinking cheap Riesling from the bottle while moshing violently to grindcore. Just classy that way.


He's gone? :confused: Care to fill me in on the situation?

General trollish sectarianism (http://www.revleft.com/vb/marxist-leninists-t170713/index.html)... and what NewLeft said.

[honest john's firing squad]

Goodnight, sweet prince

You will be missed.