The Truth Behind the Soviet Union

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

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The Soviet Union collapsed because Gorbachev did not give enough kisses!!!! Building socialism in one country does not revolve around the prevention of revisionism, the maintenance of workers' control over production, etc, etc; it revolves around the distribution of kisses!

[Bostana]

Of course!
It all makes sense now.

[Prometeo liberado]

What was I thinking? Hey Comrade Commistar, dodger isn't letting stay up late again is he?

[Comrade Samuel]

Fuck logic!!!

[MustCrushCapitalism]

Yup. Sounds about right to me.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I like how there are only Marxist-Leninists in here . . . sanctuary.


I want to grow a mustache above my eyes!!!! Brezhnev!!!!!!!!

[Agent Ducky]

I like how there are only Marxist-Leninists in here . . . sanctuary.


C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

also, what the fuck did I just watch?

[Rooster]

Seems legit. Certainly makes more sense than revisionism.

[Railyon]

Seems legit. Certainly makes more sense than actual Marxism-Leninism.

fixed that one for you