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Bostana
17th April 2012, 04:05
Brussel Sprouts no doubt

PC LOAD LETTER
17th April 2012, 04:17
Brussels sprouts are badass when they're grilled and sprinkled with black pepper so fuck you

I'd say Pâté

NewLeft
17th April 2012, 04:30
Meat

I know, I know.. Here comes the photos of pork, pigs being slaughtered..etc.

Prometeo liberado
17th April 2012, 04:46
Human flesh. I don't care how much you try and marinate it or smoke it. Even keeping said human on a strict milk only diet will not keep this stuff from tasting like a steering wheel. Not to mention the cost and effects of the free range stuff. Ban it all.

Luc
17th April 2012, 05:24
Human flesh. I don't care how much you try and marinate it or smoke it. Even keeping said human on a strict milk only diet will not keep this stuff from tasting like a steering wheel. Not to mention the cost and effects of the free range stuff. Ban it all.

fuck that you hippie :glare:

dodger
17th April 2012, 06:17
fuck that you hippie :glare:

Here the christian milita army ate the flesh of muslims, Wifey recalls. She was offered none, it was only for the men. It made them impervious to bullets and showed how they despised the enemy.

To get rid of foods here would be to kill everything on the endangered species list. "Gecko daddy darling!" "How nice!" "You are a thoughtful girl!"

Now Dodger sees everything Gecko sees....YAAHWAH!!

Vyacheslav Brolotov
17th April 2012, 06:22
Human flesh. I don't care how much you try and marinate it or smoke it. Even keeping said human on a strict milk only diet will not keep this stuff from tasting like a steering wheel. Not to mention the cost and effects of the free range stuff. Ban it all.

I like to eat it right off the live person. Don't you dare ban it.

P.S. The milk only diet thing made me vomit in my mouth. Gross.

Ostrinski
17th April 2012, 07:20
Fried brussels sprout is one of my favorite foods, ban it and you'll find a warhead shoved up your ass

A Revolutionary Tool
17th April 2012, 07:27
Cheese. Can't stand it at all.

Manic Impressive
17th April 2012, 07:54
Onions and Peppers and anything remotely spicy

If I never had to taste them again I'd be a happy man

Nox
17th April 2012, 08:15
Bacon/Pork in general

Lobotomy
17th April 2012, 08:29
All types of fungus, it is reactionary and bourgeois.

Dr. Rosenpenis
17th April 2012, 09:07
Cheese. Can't stand it at all.

you monster

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
17th April 2012, 09:41
Me personally, against the grain and popular opinion; beans. Baked beans make me gag, Seeing kids forking it into there mouths :( yuck...I hate that my baby son likes them, but I can get through most meals.

dodger
17th April 2012, 09:54
Brussel Sprouts no doubt

Yes, well we only ate them with Xmas dinner. Plenty were put on the kids plates. Timing was important. They had to reach the intestines to aid our accompaniment of the Queens Speech, to her loyal subjects. The Canary Cage was covered with a cloth. Every pause was a cue for someone to let rip. All our glasses young and old were filled to the brim with sweetest white wine.Whilst "god save the queen" was playing, we all clinked glasses, "HER MAJESTY!" Echoed to one last magnificent salvo, a veritable broadside. Followed by a decision whether safe to uncover the canary. Just time to ignite the Xmas pudding...stand clear....remember last year. "Let the g..gas clear!!!"

bricolage
17th April 2012, 10:10
yorkshire puddings.

Nox
17th April 2012, 10:19
Cheese. Can't stand it at all.

Oh god same here. Just the thought of cheese makes me gag.

honest john's firing squad
17th April 2012, 10:45
Bacon/Pork in general
is there something mentally wrong with you?

Nox
17th April 2012, 11:00
is there something mentally wrong with you?

Nothing significant

honest john's firing squad
17th April 2012, 13:31
Nothing significant
you hate bacon and cheese -- pretty much the two best foods on the planet. you should be institutionalised.

NoOneIsIllegal
17th April 2012, 14:38
Italian food in general.

The epitome of overrated food.

Nox
17th April 2012, 15:00
you hate bacon and cheese -- pretty much the two best foods on the planet. you should be institutionalised.

Cheese tastes like vomit, and bacon tastes like sour piss

Manic Impressive
17th April 2012, 19:13
but cheeses all have different flavours whereas vomit as far as I know only has one flavour

Dr. Rosenpenis
17th April 2012, 19:22
nox do you not like cheese burgers and cheese pizza?

Nox
17th April 2012, 19:33
nox do you not like cheese burgers and cheese pizza?

I never have cheeseburgers, when I have big macs I ask for them without cheese. Cheese pizza is ok but you can't really taste the cheese ;)

Dr. Rosenpenis
17th April 2012, 19:36
k but youre wrong tho

Nox
17th April 2012, 19:39
How so? I can't taste the cheese, everyone's taste is different, for example I HATE mint which most people find weird.

A Revolutionary Tool
17th April 2012, 20:16
Italian food in general.

The epitome of overrated food.
This.

A Revolutionary Tool
17th April 2012, 20:18
For those of us that don't like cheese there are such things as hamburgers. You see it's basically the same exact thing as a cheeseburger but without the cheese. Crazy.

Also you can get a pizza without cheese on it. I know, it gets me weird looks, but I order my pepperoni pizza with no cheese on it.

Dr. Rosenpenis
17th April 2012, 20:42
to each their own and everything
but cheese haters are subhuman tbh

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
17th April 2012, 21:32
Anything that McDonalds,KFC,Burger King etc, produces.

Ele'ill
17th April 2012, 22:02
How would we get rid of the food?

Minima
17th April 2012, 23:54
How would we get rid of the food?

by force feeding it to capitalists and revleft moderators before we execute them

Vyacheslav Brolotov
18th April 2012, 00:18
by force feeding it to capitalists and revleft moderators before we execute them

Then I'll eat the people you execute!

Ele'ill
18th April 2012, 01:44
and revleft moderators before we execute them

I am, by myself, more than you all could handle.

Deicide
18th April 2012, 02:14
McDonalds food should be obliterated.

Vyacheslav Brolotov
18th April 2012, 02:43
McDonalds food should be obliterated.

Everyone who says that we should get rid of fast food needs to go to a gulag ASAP. I like fast food.

Get rid of the Cheesecake Factory. It oozes of bourgeois elitism and their food is too expensive, while also being overrated.

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 02:59
the biggest blight upon the left is perhaps food snobbery
i dont care how refined your bourgeois ass is
but please stop going around shitting on mcdonald's et. al. it is seriously unbecoming for a communist and embarassing for the left as a whole when you advocate for workers' rights and ostensibly proclaim how youre too good for fast food

Minima
18th April 2012, 03:49
sry but i can make a mean rice noodle in half the time it takes you to drive to mcdicks and order your deep fried factory farm chicken paste.

the majority of the world eats faster cleaner cheaper healthier and more ethically then any first world hipster communists who thinks eating fast food is more inherently working class

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 03:59
well arent you just so fucking special
braging on the internet about how you have time to cook and access to rice noodles is not a blow to the corporate food industry

"the majority" of the world has other options perhaps. but calling fast food dirty, unhealthy, overpriced and unethical does nothing for the urban and suburban poor who for many reasons have no other choice and are stuck in food deserts with scant few alternatives to the ubiquitous fast food outlets

Minima
18th April 2012, 04:17
yo comrade i suppose you are right in a way if we're talking about suburbian america. seriously it is less time and cheaper for me to cook (have rice steamer) + cook in bulk then to go out 30 blocks and buy fast food (which is not cheap either ($10 a meal)

The only thing i have "access" to is like the fact that i do it out of habit because it's what my family does. culturally in china (only mcdicks in urban areas anyway) fast food (and any western chain starbux etc.) is basically like an exotic oddity popular among fashionable young people obviously on their parents money.

Minima
18th April 2012, 04:18
where in marx does it say that it should be a proletarian ideal to eat bad food.

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 04:23
poverty is not an ideal, asshole

and i know full well that fast food is a luxury in the third world (i actually live here). and amusingly enough, communists here dont crap on fast food nearly as much as the leftist food snobs in the united states.

Minima
18th April 2012, 04:25
poverty isn't an ideal you said it =)

read bordieu it's all distinction anyway.

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 04:40
go on...

A Revolutionary Tool
18th April 2012, 05:32
Don't abolish McDonald's, then I'm out of a job :(.

But seriously we do have things on our menu that can be pretty expensive, especially when you get a large meal with it. They usually don't come out to $10 though, the only actual meal that comes out to $10(Plus tax) is our deal where you get 20 nuggets, 2 medium fries, and 2 medium drinks, which is kind of a lot actually.

But I see families come in all the time and get dinner for the whole family for under $10. And you know how many homeless people we serve? Holy shit, I didn't know there were that many homeless people in my city to be honest until I started working at McDonald's. It's not the greatest food or anything, and it might be a delicacy in the 3rd world(Which seems kind of funny, our food a delicacy somewhere else lol!), but it's food for us poor people to eat because it's pretty damn cheap.

NewLeft
18th April 2012, 05:56
I was reading this interesting article: Fast Food's Dirty Little Secret: It's the Middle Class Buying Burgers (http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/12/fast-foods-dirty-little-secret-its-the-middle-class-buying-burgers/249308/)

Fast food is expensive.. It's actually not all that calorie dense either.

NewLeft
18th April 2012, 05:59
Don't abolish McDonald's, then I'm out of a job :(.

But seriously we do have things on our menu that can be pretty expensive, especially when you get a large meal with it. They usually don't come out to $10 though, the only actual meal that comes out to $10(Plus tax) is our deal where you get 20 nuggets, 2 medium fries, and 2 medium drinks, which is kind of a lot actually.

But I see families come in all the time and get dinner for the whole family for under $10. And you know how many homeless people we serve? Holy shit, I didn't know there were that many homeless people in my city to be honest until I started working at McDonald's. It's not the greatest food or anything, and it might be a delicacy in the 3rd world(Which seems kind of funny, our food a delicacy somewhere else lol!), but it's food for us poor people to eat because it's pretty damn cheap.
lol Might as well tell us which McD's you work at so that we can tip you too.

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 06:17
Don't abolish McDonald's, then I'm out of a job :(.

But seriously we do have things on our menu that can be pretty expensive, especially when you get a large meal with it. They usually don't come out to $10 though, the only actual meal that comes out to $10(Plus tax) is our deal where you get 20 nuggets, 2 medium fries, and 2 medium drinks, which is kind of a lot actually.

But I see families come in all the time and get dinner for the whole family for under $10. And you know how many homeless people we serve? Holy shit, I didn't know there were that many homeless people in my city to be honest until I started working at McDonald's. It's not the greatest food or anything, and it might be a delicacy in the 3rd world(Which seems kind of funny, our food a delicacy somewhere else lol!), but it's food for us poor people to eat because it's pretty damn cheap.

it's not a delicacy i said it was a luxury. because it's really expensive even in a relatively expensive city such as this. minima said that in china it's exotic. i may not be a foodie but my standards arent that low comrade
lol!

A Revolutionary Tool
18th April 2012, 06:35
lol Might as well tell us which McD's you work at so that we can tip you too.
I actually got a tip once when a drunk lady dropped her sweet tea and I had to clean it up.


it's not a delicacy i said it was a luxury. because it's really expensive even in a relatively expensive city such as this. minima said that in china it's exotic. i may not be a foodie but my standards arent that low comrade
lol!
Oh sorry, it's a luxury and exotic, my bad :rolleyes:. But to see it as a luxury is still pretty funny from my point of view. I'm going to tell this to my coworkers next time I go into work, I'll tell them that in places like Brazil the food we serve is a luxury for rich kids to spend their parents money on. Oh God we are going to have a really good laugh, I could already see it.

Minima
18th April 2012, 06:51
Like a decade ago none of my relatives understand macdonalds or kfc and couldn't take them seriously. like why would you even bother when you have like the best food in the world in any street restaurant for like half the price.

@dr rosenpenis ya it is exotic, you don't live under the legacy of the cultural revolution and centuries of isolationism so you wouldn't understand.

it's not so exotic now, last time i was there was like 5 years ago, no body has any dignity anymore, not even old people, even starbucks is popular now, basically civilization is over.

Dr. Rosenpenis
18th April 2012, 07:43
mcdonalds food is still kind of strange and inaccessible to older brazilians who arent acustomed to the flavors of like pickles and sweet & savory things. so i guess it is a little exotic. but generally no. but dont get defensive now.

MotherCossack
18th April 2012, 08:41
this thread should be on a far more important forum..... it is major stuff.... calling for the downfall of macdonalds....
and then there's bigging up brussel sprouts and bacon.
yummy yummy in my tummy.....
and as for liver...... dripping......... anchovies.... olives.....avocado pears.... mangoes...... yuckeroony... get rid of em.... along with every scrap of fast food in existance with all its questionable motives

Railyon
18th April 2012, 09:38
Liver with applesauce, fucking disgusting. Thank god I don't eat that shit anymore

A Revolutionary Tool
18th April 2012, 20:10
Like a decade ago none of my relatives understand macdonalds or kfc and couldn't take them seriously. like why would you even bother when you have like the best food in the world in any street restaurant for like half the price.

@dr rosenpenis ya it is exotic, you don't live under the legacy of the cultural revolution and centuries of isolationism so you wouldn't understand.

it's not so exotic now, last time i was there was like 5 years ago, no body has any dignity anymore, not even old people, even starbucks is popular now, basically civilization is over.
Civilization is over? No, my friend, it has just begun for you!

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
19th April 2012, 17:38
Everyone who says that we should get rid of fast food needs to go to a gulag ASAP. I like fast food.

Get rid of the Cheesecake Factory. It oozes of bourgeois elitism and their food is too expensive, while also being overrated.

I'd rather go to a gulag then eat that poor excuse for food, that is called fast-food.

Leonid Brozhnev
19th April 2012, 19:25
Onions

Trap Queen Voxxy
19th April 2012, 19:38
yo comrade i suppose you are right in a way if we're talking about suburbian america. seriously it is less time and cheaper for me to cook (have rice steamer) + cook in bulk then to go out 30 blocks and buy fast food (which is not cheap either ($10 a meal)

Wtf are you talking about? Let me tell how you to be a dollarmillionaire. Go to your local Macdo, disregard the bourgey BigMacs and other meals, direct your attention to the foods labeled under "Value Menu," there you will see double burgers and fries each for a dollar. You can get a double burger and fries for like 2 bucks and some change. If you're a dollarbillionaire, you can get 4 double cheeseburgers and fries for 5 bucks and some change.

I would get rid of most pork-based products aside from baby back ribs as there is over 80 diseases you can get from the disgusting beasts. Also, liver and fungi are the fucking shit and my last meal would be liver and onions with a bottle of gin.

kitsune
19th April 2012, 19:49
Why would I want to get rid of a type of food? If I don't like it, I don't eat it. It's simple. Millions of other people will like it, though. They can have it. No reason for me to take it away from them. Enjoy whatever you like.

However, I would put a restraining order on durian. You can eat it all you want, just keep it 100 meters away from me.

ColonelCossack
19th April 2012, 20:15
Cottage Cheese.

Left Leanings
19th April 2012, 22:21
I don't think I would get rid of any really, cos although I don't like it, others do.

But one thing I really can't stand is mayonnaise. It makes me heave. The smell and taste of it knocks me sick. Strange think is though, I like Coronation Chicken, and that is made with curried mayonnaise. And I don't mind Salad Cream. That's okay. But mayonnaise....no

A Revolutionary Tool
19th April 2012, 23:06
Wtf are you talking about? Let me tell how you to be a dollarmillionaire. Go to your local Macdo, disregard the bourgey BigMacs and other meals, direct your attention to the foods labeled under "Value Menu," there you will see double burgers and fries each for a dollar. You can get a double burger and fries for like 2 bucks and some change. If you're a dollarbillionaire, you can get 4 double cheeseburgers and fries for 5 bucks and some change.

Not only that, but you can get any sized drink for $1. And a large coffee for $1.75!

Luc
20th April 2012, 03:16
Not only that, but you can get any sized drink for $1. And a large coffee for $1.75!

has that started yet?

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 04:06
Not only that, but you can get any sized drink for $1. And a large coffee for $1.75!

What do you mean any sized drink for a buck?

Luc
20th April 2012, 04:11
What do you mean any sized drink for a buck?

dude the summer drink thing

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 05:32
has that started yet?
It's been like that at my work for months. I started working there about 7 months ago and all of our drinks have been $1 since before I started working there.


What do you mean any sized drink for a buck?
Like our small size cups and our large size cups are both only a dollar.

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 06:14
Like our small size cups and our large size cups are both only a dollar.

Fuck, I forgot all about that, I'll be seeing you shortly. :thumbup1:

PC LOAD LETTER
20th April 2012, 06:20
It's been like that at my work for months. I started working there about 7 months ago and all of our drinks have been $1 since before I started working there.


Like our small size cups and our large size cups are both only a dollar.
dollar iced tea motherfucker

i forgot about that shit

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 06:25
dollar iced tea motherfucker

i forgot about that shit

Snapple fact of the day: they don't sell ice tea in the Northern states.

Almost started a riot the first time I found out.

roy
20th April 2012, 07:30
caramelised banana. what is this even

Minima
20th April 2012, 07:39
Wtf are you talking about? Let me tell how you to be a dollarmillionaire. Go to your local Macdo, disregard the bourgey BigMacs and other meals, direct your attention to the foods labeled under "Value Menu," there you will see double burgers and fries each for a dollar. You can get a double burger and fries for like 2 bucks and some change. If you're a dollarbillionaire, you can get 4 double cheeseburgers and fries for 5 bucks and some change.

ya doesn't wendys, kfc, or burger family count as fast food?

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 07:46
ya doesn't wendys, kfc, or burger family count as fast food?

They do however their value menus suck, especially BK since they upgraded their shit.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 07:53
caramelised banana. what is this even

In this vein of thought, fried Coca Cola. Like really?

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 08:04
In this vein of thought, fried Coca Cola. Like really?

Anything deep-fried is inherently good.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 08:39
Anything deep-fried is inherently good.
I don't know, I usually like my soda to be wet.

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 08:43
I don't know, I usually like my soda to be wet.

To be honest, I've never tried fried Coca-Cola however I still run on the axiom of "if it's deep-fried, it's good."

Railyon
20th April 2012, 10:48
Gotta try deep-fried ice cream at least once in my life...

Left Leanings
20th April 2012, 11:06
In Scotland, UK, chip shops actaully take Mars Bars and Snickers, cover them in batter, and deep fry them, like you would with cod or haddock.

I've never tried either of these things, but peeps rave about them, so I think they might be very good :)

Sentinel
20th April 2012, 11:27
We just had this hideous crap called isterband (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isterband) for lunch at work. Not only did it look like shit and taste approximately how I imagine shit would, I'm also just now reading that it contains potato and eating it thus was against my LCHF diet.

I'm tempted to throw it up.

PC LOAD LETTER
20th April 2012, 17:34
Snapple fact of the day: they don't sell ice tea in the Northern states.

Almost started a riot the first time I found out.
What?!

Those poor people .... missing out on liquid crack ...

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 19:37
Scratch what I said about fried Coca-Cola, deep fried sticks of BUTTER are the ones that need to be abolished.

gorillafuck
20th April 2012, 19:43
guys, have you seen super size me? he ate only mcdonalds for a month and had a huge meal every time, proving that the mcdonalds motto of "eat as much as you possibly can here for every meal every day" is actually pretty unhealthy!

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 19:51
guys, have you seen super size me? he ate only mcdonalds for a month and had a huge meal every time, proving that the mcdonalds motto of "eat as much as you possibly can here for every meal every day" is actually pretty unhealthy!
Can't imagine why, I cook the food and see nothing wrong with it ;)

Luc
20th April 2012, 20:41
It's been like that at my work for months. I started working there about 7 months ago and all of our drinks have been $1 since before I started working there.


Like our small size cups and our large size cups are both only a dollar.

damn I gotta check if it's on over here:D

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
20th April 2012, 20:52
Can't imagine why, I cook the food and see nothing wrong with it ;)

Everything is full of sugar, I highly doubt the meat is actual meat. I do see things wrong with it.

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th April 2012, 20:57
What?!

Those poor people .... missing out on liquid crack ...

I know, I know. I simply don't understand it, now to have a proper meal, you have to go get an Arnold Palmer or Arizona before hand. :(

Damn yanks.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 20:57
Everything is full of sugar, I highly doubt the meat is actual meat. I do see things wrong with it.
I was being sarcastic. Although I don't think our meat is full of sugar to be honest.

Luc
20th April 2012, 21:04
Everything is full of sugar, I highly doubt the meat is actual meat. I do see things wrong with it.

yeah but it's cheap.

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
20th April 2012, 21:05
I was being sarcastic. Although I don't think our meat is full of sugar to be honest.

But the bread is. The meat is already full of fat.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 21:10
But the bread is. The meat is already full of fat.
What? The bread is full of sugar?

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
20th April 2012, 21:13
What? The bread is full of sugar?

They put it full with stuff that the brain thinks is useful or something even though it really isn't anymore. If they put sugar and fat in their food the brain gets 'excited', thats why people get addicted to it.

A Revolutionary Tool
20th April 2012, 21:16
They put it full with stuff that the brain thinks is useful or something even though it really isn't anymore. If they put sugar and fat in their food the brain gets 'excited', thats why people get addicted to it.
Proof that they stuff the bread full of sugar?

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
20th April 2012, 21:30
Proof that they stuff the bread full of sugar?

First read this: http://www.naturalnews.com/030074_Happy_Meal_decompose.html

You can't really call this stuff healthy.

Also you can find what they put in their food on the website of mcdonalds.

Ele'ill
20th April 2012, 23:55
so wait why are we removing other people's favorite foods

A Revolutionary Tool
21st April 2012, 02:03
First read this: http://www.naturalnews.com/030074_Happy_Meal_decompose.html

You can't really call this stuff healthy.

Also you can find what they put in their food on the website of mcdonalds.
Like I said, I was being sarcastic, our food is very unhealthy. It doesn't take a genius to know this, everybody knows it.

A Revolutionary Tool
21st April 2012, 02:03
so wait why are we removing other people's favorite foods
We're commies, obviously we want to take away everybody's personal freedoms and individual liberties.