Three new cheese plants in Wisconsin

[thriller]

Three new cheese plants are to be constructed in the state of Wisconsin in next few months. Wisconsin now leads the US in cheese production. FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!

[Landsharks eat metal]

For a second I got really confused reading the phrase "cheese plants" until I realized you didn't mean the kind of plant that's alive.

[thriller]

For a second I got really confused reading the phrase "cheese plants" until I realized you didn't mean the kind of plant that's alive.

LOL!!!
When I heard the radio report I thought the same thing at first because they said "One new plant for exotic cheese. " I was like "WTF?" Then they listed the companies construtcting them and I was like "Ooooo! /facepalm"

[Deicide]

I thought this thread was going to about the cheese strain of bud.

[bcbm]

wisconsin has some great artisan cheeses

[bricolage]

so I was speaking to some people from california recently and I tried to tell these two jokes,

what cheese do you use to hide a horse?
mascarpone.

what cheese do you use to lure a grizzly?
camembert.

but they'd never heard of either of them!
to be fair mascarpone is shit but camembert, man you're missing you on that one.

[Nox]

YES!!! This is what we've been waiting for!!

[Red Rabbit]

I just want some aged gouda.

[Ele'ill]

jobs

[Red Rabbit]

jobs

Not sure if Steve Jobs was a fan of cheese. Anyone know?

[Left Leanings]

Cheese is awesome stuff. I like gorgonzola, brie, camembert, stilton, goats cheese, gouda, edam. And I LOVE feta cheese.

[Prometeo liberado]

In the latest edition of AMA Wisconsin cheese has been proven to be the leading cause of early child stupidity, mullets, incessant denim, and a viral need to have conversations with badgers, real or imaginary. Wisconsin cows, by the very nature of their surroundings, are a spiteful, angry type of bovine. Given to fits of wholesale destruction and overall mayhem, many scientist believe this to be the first stages of mad cow disease.
Do the right thing people, keep it in Cali. If not for the kids then for the cows.
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[thriller]

In the latest edition of AMA Wisconsin cheese has been proven to be the leading cause of early child stupidity, mullets, incessant denim, and a viral need to have conversations with badgers, real or imaginary. Wisconsin cows, by the very nature of their surroundings, are a spiteful, angry type of bovine. Given to fits of wholesale destruction and overall mayhem, many scientist believe this to be the first stages of mad cow disease.
Do the right thing people, keep it in Cali. If not for the kids then for the cows.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=5040891956232624&id=e4da9d4bbf05ea45328fe2e10ea2028f&url=http%3a%2f%2fclouddragon.files.wordpress.com%2 f2009%2f01%2fkoe5.jpg%3fw%3d510

I ate a piece of California cheese once. I'm pretty sure it was just hep C and puss solidified. Shit is gross. Sorry, Cali cheese is shit, at least Wisconsin cities don't have smog advisories.

[Prometeo liberado]

I ate a piece of California cheese once. I'm pretty sure it was just hep C and puss solidified. Shit is gross. Sorry, Cali cheese is shit, at least Wisconsin cities don't have smog advisories.

Smog advisories have been proven to help strengthen the gum line, fight lupus, add to character content and has cured blindness in laboratory rats.

This is all common knowledge so enough with the Wisc. trolling please.

p.s. Is this what you would call a 'cheese tendency' war?

[Ostrinski]

I love a good cheese

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Manchego or Gouda. Sliced. Add spicy brown mustard.

Holy fucking shit it's amazing

[Agent Ducky]

Three new cheese plants are to be constructed in the state of Wisconsin in next few months. Wisconsin now leads the US in cheese production. FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA!

Really? Methinks that most Californians decided to focus on the many other aspects of our quite-large state and leave the cheese pride to Wisconsin 'cause that's their claim to fame. I, as a Californian, gladly give up the title to Wisconsonians. Y'all deserve it.
When I visited Wisconsin in the supermarket I encountered loads of cheese curds and cheese with blueberries and cherries in it. You guys are obviously more dedicated to cheese than Californians will ever be. We have other things to worry about.

[Prometeo liberado]

Really? Methinks that most Californians decided to focus on the many other aspects of our quite-large state and leave the cheese pride to Wisconsin 'cause that's their claim to fame. I, as a Californian, gladly give up the title to Wisconsonians. Y'all deserve it.
When I visited Wisconsin in the supermarket I encountered loads of cheese curds and cheese with blueberries and cherries in it. You guys are obviously more dedicated to cheese than Californians will ever be. We have other things to worry about.

That's Agent Ducky's way of patting you on the head and saying "oh aren't you just a special little one wisconsin! Now go and play wee one, the grown ups got a state to run."

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I just want some aged gouda.

you would, bourgie scum

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Manchego or Gouda. Sliced. Add spicy brown mustard.

Holy fucking shit it's amazing

and ill get myself some foie gras and cocaine excuse me just a moment

[Aurora]

Isn't all American cheese like these monstrosities?

http://americangoulash.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/spray-cheese1.jpg

[thriller]

Isn't all American cheese like these monstrosities?

http://americangoulash.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/spray-cheese1.jpg

How I wish I could neg rep you...

@jbeard This is a cheese tendency war, and you are on the side of the counter-revolutionaries! You claim that your cheese helps emancipate the working class, but it is just a bourgeois vanguard that keeps the cheese production in the hands of the greedy and crappy cheese makers. WI CHEESE FOR THE REVOLUTION!!

@AgentDucky :D Cheese curds FTW! Deep fried cheese curds make me hot.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Really? Methinks that most Californians decided to focus on the many other aspects of our quite-large state and leave the cheese pride to Wisconsin 'cause that's their claim to fame. I, as a Californian, gladly give up the title to Wisconsonians. Y'all deserve it.
When I visited Wisconsin in the supermarket I encountered loads of cheese curds and cheese with blueberries and cherries in it. You guys are obviously more dedicated to cheese than Californians will ever be. We have other things to worry about.
California has that professional status on providing some amazing weed.

I hear Oregon/Washington have been testing your gangsta, though.


and ill get myself some foie gras and cocaine excuse me just a moment
Bring me some, too

[thriller]

California has that professional status on providing some amazing weed.

I hear Oregon/Washington have been testing your gangsta, though.

lol, yeah I never heard anyone say "Yo, check out this awesome Wisconsin shit I've got."

[Prometeo liberado]

How I wish I could neg rep you...

@jbeard This is a cheese tendency war, and you are on the side of the counter-revolutionaries! You claim that your cheese helps emancipate the working class, but it is just a bourgeois vanguard that keeps the cheese production in the hands of the greedy and crappy cheese makers. WI CHEESE FOR THE REVOLUTION!!

@AgentDucky :D Cheese curds FTW! Deep fried cheese curds make me hot.

You let yourself be divided by this obvious class infiltrator! On wards to cheese liberation under the leading light vanguard of the Unified California Cheese Party(happyis-cowism)! Wisconsin cheese thought is reactionary deviant roader thinking.
Why do I have to explain everything?

[the last donut of the night]

Isn't all American cheese like these monstrosities?

http://americangoulash.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/spray-cheese1.jpg

you obviously don't know about quality east coast cheese curds

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

i have nothing against american food. i think its quite nice in fact especially southern and cajun/creole food. at the risk of coming off as a bourgie snob, i have to say i just dont get it when yanks put that revolting spray cheese shit into an otherwise passable steak sandwich (philly cheesesteak) and act like theyre eating the greatest thing ever.
funny that they have a "real cheese" flavoured can of cheese

[thriller]

you obviously don't know about quality east coast cheese curds

East coast cheese curds?

[Rusty Shackleford]

WISCONSIN! WISCONSIN! WISCONSIN!


when i moved to California i was surrounded by all this bragging about California cows being happy and shit. Then i realized, you better not eat cheese from California because it probably has xanex in it.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

i have nothing against american food. i think its quite nice in fact especially southern and cajun/creole food. at the risk of coming off as a bourgie snob, i have to say i just dont get it when yanks put that revolting spray cheese shit into an otherwise passable steak sandwich (philly cheesesteak) and act like theyre eating the greatest thing ever.
funny that they have a "real cheese" flavoured can of cheese

and when i say the cheese is god awful theyre all like "naw man, this is the traditional recipe."
that is not a fucking tradition, assbucket

[Rusty Shackleford]

only a handful of times in my life have i ever consumed spray-cheese.


ill eat nacho 'cheese' but i know its not cheese, and its not the best thing ever. living in america, you come to accept the bland combination of shit quality processed foods.




but fuck i really want some gouda right now. i want to try camambert and i havent had brie in a long while.



whats gorgonzola like?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

its like stilton or roquefort

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

bourgie moment
camembert >> brie tbh

[PC LOAD LETTER]

bourgie moment
camembert >> brie tbh
Where's my foie gras and cocaine dammit

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

camembert is a wholesome working class cheese. cocaine is bourgeois self indulgent decadence. i believe the comintern settled that matter in 1921 iirc

[bricolage]

camembert is a really nice soft cheese, it's stronger than brie and you can do that thing where you put it in the oven with some chives or garlic then dip bread or vegetables in it. very tasty.

[ColonelCossack]

Will they be making Double Gloucester?

Cause that stuff's the shit.

[bcbm]

whats gorgonzola like?

eat it on a salad with some arugula and orange, you will not regret.

[Sam_b]

Not enough love for Haloumi in this thread.

[Rusty Shackleford]

fuck dude. i need to have a cheese sampler night.


but, to balance it out ill drink PBR so i dont feel too bourgie

[PC LOAD LETTER]

fuck dude. i need to have a cheese sampler night.


but, to balance it out ill drink PBR so i dont feel too bourgie
OE, dude ... OE

[Rusty Shackleford]

OE?

[PC LOAD LETTER]

OE?
http://locospatronus.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/large_-olde-english-800.jpg

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://locospatronus.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/large_-olde-english-800.jpg


better idea.

[thriller]

fuck dude. i need to have a cheese sampler night.


but, to balance it out ill drink PBR so i dont feel too bourgie

Colt 45. Just add brats and you have a Wisconsin diet.