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sithsaber
9th April 2012, 04:17
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Vyacheslav Brolotov
9th April 2012, 04:28
Baseball on its period?????

Isn't that softball.

sithsaber
9th April 2012, 04:36
Baseball on its period?????

Isn't that softball.

Compared to Cricket, Softball is the UFC

Sir Comradical
9th April 2012, 04:45
Cricket is an excellent sport! Here's Brian Lara.

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Bronco
9th April 2012, 06:03
Great sport

ColonelCossack
9th April 2012, 20:11
Cricket will smash baseball in the face, then proceed to rip apart the head from the body and teabag its neck.

Offbeat
9th April 2012, 20:30
Where's the option for cricket is superior in every way to both baseball and professional golf? Because it clearly is.

sithsaber
9th April 2012, 22:58
Where's the option for cricket is superior in every way to both baseball and professional golf? Because it clearly is.

:confused:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::l augh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::la ugh::laugh::laugh:

(Cricket is essentially bating practice)
(And it's boring as fuck to watch

The Douche
9th April 2012, 23:20
What exactly do you mean by "baseball on its period"?

sithsaber
9th April 2012, 23:25
What exactly do you mean by "baseball on its period"?

AGGHHHH

Cricket is baseball in a weakened state

You happy?

The Douche
9th April 2012, 23:37
Being a woman makes you weak?

Sir Comradical
10th April 2012, 00:12
Being a woman makes you weak?

"Is baseball on its period"

I was preoccupied with defending cricket that I missed the sexism.

GiantMonkeyMan
10th April 2012, 01:02
I used to play cricket but to get good at it you have to have enough money to buy all the necessary equipment (bat/pads/helmet etc) and afford to travel to obscure villages where rich toffs congregate and chat about The Archers.

Bostana
10th April 2012, 01:31
Cricket is as exiting as Golf,

with that being said Golf is not that exiting

roy
10th April 2012, 15:36
AGGHHHH

Cricket is baseball in a weakened state

You happy?

Damn that's actually worse than what I originally assumed.

Edit: Having been forced to undertake many a boring-as-shit game of cricket in 30+ degree heat (celcius) during PE, fuck cricket. If I'm gonna be out in the sun in the hottest part of the day can I at least move around?

Offbeat
10th April 2012, 15:57
:confused:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::l augh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::la ugh::laugh::laugh:

(Cricket is essentially bating practice)
(And it's boring as fuck to watch




India v Pakistan: ultimate cricket derby brings two countries to a standstill
About a billion people watched on television as India beat Pakistan by 29 runs, reaching the World Cup final

Those one billion people might disagree with you there.
And what's bating practise? :confused:

Anarpest
10th April 2012, 16:34
I don't trust somebody who can incessantly make threads of this quality without a tinge of guilt to be an accurate judge of what is boring.

Left Leanings
10th April 2012, 16:38
I voted the most boring thing. To be honest, I'm not really sporty at all, and watching cricket to me, is like watching paint dry.

But what's worse than watching it, is playing it. I haven't played since I was at school. I was shit scared of those corky balls. The thought of one of those things hitting me was, well, scary lol.

I had a little ruse to to get out of playing. When the ball was bowled, I would take the bat backwards and 'accidentally' catch the wickets. Meaning of cos, I was out. It was a case of 'darn, not again....'

Needless to say, no one wanted me on their team - and that suited me down to the ground haha :D

The Douche
10th April 2012, 18:00
Thread closed. Sexist bullshit.