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Althusser
7th April 2012, 03:07
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126024/Christians-NAILED-crosses-gruesome-Good-Friday-enactment-Jesuss-death-Philippines.html

In the Philipines, as explained in this article, Christians have themselves nailed to crosses by people in full Roman soldier garb during Good Friday re-enactments.... A big shout out to Spain for spreading the poison that is Christianity.

Prometeo liberado
7th April 2012, 03:55
They've been doin this for years. Maybe if they stopped sinning then they wouldn't have to.:laugh:

dodger
7th April 2012, 06:40
Come and see! They crucified a 15yr old child...last year. Whipping scourging...soon to be the number one tourist attraction. Alongside pastors with helicopters and own private armies. Come and see. An army of devils beset the unwary,WAK-WAKS, they fear neither cross or holy water. Latin incantations prove no protection. What is the church doing to protect us? Is the pope deaf to our pleas?
None of my family venture out after dusk, not since I shot my stock man. Wifey said I was a brick, she had been away on business, leaving me with daughter and grandchildren. He had screamed at my door for sanctuary, when I looked through the spyhole his clothes ripped to shreds his companion leapt into my well. Daughters a bright spark, she was loading my pump street clearer and browning automatic, youngsters likewise..off to the kitchen putting cloves of garlic in their knickers. The door was about to be matchwood. Daughter went to the kiddies, her best friend Love-Love grabbed the pump, we fired on my command, just as the door came crashing down.

Heavens I made a mental note to keep back bullets for us, not wishing any to become a Wak-Wak. Shame about Pedro, he had a special way with Carabao. I told daughter and Love-Love to get back to preparing the food. I would keep watch...the kids helped. One of the kids asked why Daddy-Dodge had shot her God-Father, daughter explained 'IT' WASN'T Pedro but a Wak-Wak, despite her years she comprehended perfectly. 'He' had become one of 'them.'

Not sure what to do with the corpse I decided to send off one of the workers for petrol, just as a precaution. The fool came back with a brace of squad cars and Local Mayor. That weasel landgrabbing priest that wifey threatened wth a Bolo was with them. Oh dear, I wish Wifey was here, but no 2 said don't worry Daddy it's routine, a mere formallity. Besides Love-Love is a police cadet a witness. Sure enough the mayor, a nephew of the Governor, told me to be silent on the matter, bad for the Tourist Season. I kept silent for as long as I could, conscience forces me to warn you all before venturing near to the Philippines, or at least the Southern Island. Their favourite meal is external sexual organs hence the garlic in bra and pants.

So far so good. The priest who had tried to monopolize proceedings crept off like the weasel he is, must have caught sight of Wifey running wanting to know why police cars with flashing lights were here Daughter related the nights events, she hugged me tight and said "I can always rely on you!" I suddenly remembered the blighter in the well. With guns drawn and garlic dispensed we inched towards the hatch, it was opened we drew back and gasped. The fool had been afraid to come out, the idiot thought I was going to shoot him. A Lumad , from one of the hill tribes, largely uneducated, hence his lack of understanding. Of course I had no intention,ha what silliness.. It was some time before we could get him to speak. They had been hunting and had been chased 2 miles through undergrowth. Pedro had dropped the bottle of my Rum,stopped to retrieve, it was his undoing he was beset by Wak-waks.

I gave the friendly sergeant cash to dispose of the poor fellow. Wifey told me later the bounder had sold the cadaver to the medical school. Oh well science gained...though there was uncertainty it(Pedro) might have been an EK-EK the proboscis forming, that is used to enter the womb of sleeping pregnant women, looked to be partially formed. Oh well DNA will sort that out. The grandchildren have just rushed in, dam, Great-grand-ma LOLA has just died. Best get her under the earth before the 'Manananggal' hear or get wind. The children warn me not to gossip at the Sari-Sari store when I get their sweet ration. Tell me this and tell me no more----what fucking good is the pope bishops of rome cardinals---can they deliver us from this living hell???

Small wonder Wifey's father renounced Rome and became a protestant pastor, he was an educated man, couldn't stand the mumbo-jumbo.

http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=wak%20-waks%20wiki%20philippine&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CCYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FPhilipp ine_mythical_creatures&ei=esV_T7rEHeG1iQeD74zZBA&usg=AFQjCNFbrMCfEGXdm1c-qg1cp1mZUQQqAg

http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=wak%20-waks%20wiki%20philippine&source=web&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CC8QFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FEkek&ei=esV_T7rEHeG1iQeD74zZBA&usg=AFQjCNHU8rmA6fL5iUl1b1FJ_j9Cl2DOqg

http://www.google.com.ph/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=wak%20-waks%20wiki%20philippine&source=web&cd=3&sqi=2&ved=0CDgQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FMananan ggal&ei=esV_T7rEHeG1iQeD74zZBA&usg=AFQjCNHl1fhrh6g9YO0xJMJZOsH38PkbxQ

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Vyacheslav Brolotov
7th April 2012, 06:45
People can be so ignorant.

They need to get their head out their asses.

And no, my comment is not intolerant because that is not their culture or traditional religion, that is the religion that was forced upon them by Spanish colonialists.

Elysian
7th April 2012, 06:50
Thanks a lot, primitive nonwhites, for making me feel ashamed of being nonwhite myself. Now white supremacists will point to such incidents and gloat, 'See, we told you, these nonwhites have no brain and like monkeys, they simply imitate what their white imperial masters taught them.'

dodger
7th April 2012, 07:11
Thanks a lot, primitive nonwhites, for making me feel ashamed of being nonwhite myself. Now white supremacists will point to such incidents and gloat, 'See, we told you, these nonwhites have no brain and like monkeys, they simply imitate what their white imperial masters taught them.'

It's OK...help is on the way...planeloads of American, Australian, Korean protestant missionaries will deliver those poor ignorant folk from their primitive thinking.

A big-mac with every baptism. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Was that a poor taste joke, or a poor taste joke? When you see a man , poor with family give 10% wages to Pentecostal church....tears are of no use Elysian, inadequate. Dodger laughs like a lune at the fools.

About time for an industrial revolution. Sweep all that shit away.

Prometeo liberado
7th April 2012, 07:13
I don't know what makes me more sick, crusifying ones self or the clergy getting rich while crusifying ones self?


http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/B9/AA455F23D289903BC4B2D4B039CE86.jpg





Church airbrushes out leader's $30K watch from photo

8 hrs ago

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The Russian Orthodox Church has caught flak for showing off its wealth, so it apparently decided to preemptively avoid some negative PR by editing out a whopping $30,000+ Breguet watch that appeared on the wrist of leader Kirill I in a photo it posted on its website. Bad move. Sharp-eyed Russian bloggers noticed the timepiece's reflection in the pic, forcing the church to apologize and leading to coverage in the NYTimes (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/06/world/europe/in-russia-a-watch-vanishes-up-orthodox-leaders-sleeve.html?hp). Kirill though has told journalists he has never worn the watch and images of him with it on were in fact the ones that were doctored.




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Elysian
7th April 2012, 12:14
It's OK...help is on the way...planeloads of American, Australian, Korean protestant missionaries will deliver those poor ignorant folk from their primitive thinking.

A big-mac with every baptism. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Was that a poor taste joke, or a poor taste joke? When you see a man , poor with family give 10% wages to Pentecostal church....tears are of no use Elysian, inadequate. Dodger laughs like a lune at the fools.

About time for an industrial revolution. Sweep all that shit away.

Not everything is based on economic conditions. These people are idiots and are being used by evangelists.

Franz Fanonipants
17th April 2012, 04:06
Also happens in the American southwest you easily scandalized crackers

Bostana
17th April 2012, 04:07
Okay,
we have established that these people are insane.

And what is with the random Passover picture at the bottom?

Franz Fanonipants
17th April 2012, 04:11
A sex tourist and a white supremacist comisserate on the inferiority of others on this revleft dot com thread

Anarcho-Brocialist
17th April 2012, 04:11
Doesn't surprise me, they symbolically eat and drink the man.