My theory on Leninism

[Dogs On Acid]

During Feudalism, the Ruling Class uniformly gained Class consciousness. Aware of they're proviliges over the masses and the functioning of society, they realized eventually the Opressed Classes would aswell gain this Class Consciouness, and to protect themselves, they got one step ahead of us. During the brainstorm of a solution to maintain they're power, one of the Leaders presented the idea of sending professional men to silently infliltrate the masses. They gathered information on these masses and studied they're every aspect of life; once the data was collected, the professionals of the Ruling class would mascarate themselves as protectors and ideologues of the new Opressed Classt Class to eventually gain their desire to progress to the next stage of society, Communism, and thus be given the responsability to then just halt the progress altoguether. These men would call themselves "Leninists". This idea caused a division of the Feudalist Ruling Class because it would imply giving the masses what they wanted, a transition to Capitalim, and all losing a lot of power (this would materialise itself with the transitions to Constitutional Monarchy, Parliamentarianism, etc.). This started what we know as "The First World War", or "The Great War". Truth is this was a War between people in the same Class, and was the single manifestation of the only problem Marxism couldn't solve: the one you're reading now. This lead to the victory of the Capitalist supporters of the old Ruling Class, and thus control over the professionals they created. Once the new Opressed Class, the Proletariat, started to gain Class Consciousness, and desiring Communism, the professional Leninists proceeded to do what they were created for, forever maintaining the power of the Ruling Class.

That's what I have to say about Leninism.

[Questionable]

Lenin was traitor, and his theories cannot work. Simple as that.

*Braces self for sweet, sweet reputation points*

[Dogs On Acid]

Lenin was traitor, and his theories cannot work. Simple as that.

*Braces self for sweet, sweet reputation points*

Give it time my son, soon The Force shall teach you to detect sarcasm on RevLeft.

[Geiseric]

This thread is dumb, I didn't get anything from it. Sounds like a conspiracy theory >.>

Or is OP being sarcastic?

[Questionable]

Give it time my son, soon The Force shall teach you to detect sarcasm on RevLeft.

You were either sarcastic or drunk. I was merely referencing the flurry of thanks that are amassed among ultraleftists whenever someone disses Lenin.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Did you get this from RAAN or are you just so fucking high that it's unbelievable?

[Dogs On Acid]

Did you get this from RAAN or are you just so fucking high that it's unbelievable?

^

[Rooster]

You were either sarcastic or drunk. I was merely referencing the flurry of thanks that are amassed among ultraleftists whenever someone disses Lenin.

U jelly?

[Threetune]

Lenin was traitor, and his theories cannot work. Simple as that.

*Braces self for sweet, sweet reputation points*

I know a good way you could debunk Lenin. Find one of his major sneaky manipulative oppressive political works and subject it to close analysis. That way you would be able to demonstrate beyond doubt just what a fiend and a “traitor” Lenin was.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and stop lying you ignorant jerk.

[Caj]

The Leninist illuminati. Of course, it all makes sense now!

Has anyone else noticed how Lenin kind of resembles a reptilian?

[Brosa Luxemburg]

The Leninist illuminati. Of course, it all makes sense now!

Has anyone else noticed how Lenin kind of resembles a reptilian?

He also looks shockingly similar to Jim Cramer of the intense capitalist show Mad Money!

[Caj]

He also looks shockingly similar to Jim Cramer of the intense capitalist show Mad Money!

So Lenin never died. . . .

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Why is this bullshit under politics? Put it in the thread where people who are high post.

[Caj]

ComradeCommistar is a Leninist reptilian. He/she is attempting to get this thread moved to chit-chat so as to stifle the truth about Leninism!

[Stalin Ate My Homework]

Lenin's evil accomplices are even worse! I mean Trotsky decides to set up an evil capitalist institute called KFC and Stalin created Mario Bros, a game which encourages class collaboration with princesses and incites imperialist wars against turtles.

[Railyon]

So Lenin never died. . . .

And Trotsky murdered and impersonated Col. Sanders to build the KFC socialist empire...

[Brosa Luxemburg]

Lenin's evil accomplices are even worse! I mean Trotsky decides to set up an evil capitalist institute called KFC and Stalin created Mario Bros, a game which encourages class collaboration with princesses and incites imperialist wars against turtles.

:laugh::laugh::D

[Caj]

Stalin also played Borat.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

okay, maybe this should by in chit-chat:D

[Railyon]

Stalin created Mario Bros, a game which encourages class collaboration with princesses and incites imperialist wars against turtles.
Super Stalin Bros. :thumbup1:

Pure gold, comrade

[Caj]

okay, maybe this should by in chit-chat:D

Anti-Capitalist is working with ComradeCommistar. Watch you backs, comrades. We don't know how many of these Leninist-reptilian scum have infiltrated our ranks.

[Brosa Luxemburg]

mu-ha-ha-ha! We have already infiltrated you ranks! :sneaky:

It is only a matter of time now!

[Caj]

We're going to have to start purging to eliminate these Leninist traitors and infiltrators.

[Ostrinski]

Another awful Lenin thread.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

We're going to have to start purging to eliminate these Leninist traitors and infiltrators.

Ultra-Leftist purges and gulags!!!!!!!!

[Geiseric]

Stalin, the italian plumber who reports news for the Glorious Peoples Republic of Kazhakstan.

I did notice the Trotsky = Colonel Sanders thing before though. Lenin looking like Jim Kramer is... eerie...

Btw the Stalinist concept of "ultraleft," is relative to whoever is more maximalist than them. Calling for a General Strike on May 1st is FUCKING ultraleft though. For any organizers in the Bay area...

[Caj]

Brospierre is also a Leninist infiltraitor.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Rafiq seems to support Lenin's executor, Felix Dzerzhinsky.

Keep an eye on him.

[Dogs On Acid]

Another awful Lenin thread.

It's fucking brilliant :lol:

[Railyon]

Calling for a General Strike on May 1st is FUCKING ultraleft though. For any organizers in the Bay area...

Good thing May 1st is a national holiday in Germany then... bourgy reptiles already anticipated general strikes by ultra-left scum

[Geiseric]

That'd be legit if we had that as a holiday, we have "union beureaucrat" day. Or Labor Day... I honestly think it was created as a holiday in order to get rid of May 1st.

[Omsk]

Everyone knows that Stalin destroyed the world revolution!!!I still remember the day he shot it in the face!:crying:

[Anarpest]

I know a good way you could debunk Lenin. Find one of his major sneaky manipulative oppressive political works and subject it to close analysis. That way you would be able to demonstrate beyond doubt just what a fiend and a “traitor” Lenin was.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and stop lying you ignorant jerk.

This thread is strange. I can't tell if anyone's being serious any more.

It's like going to a Stalinist convention.

[Luc]

That'd be legit if we had that as a holiday, we have "union beureaucrat" day. Or Labor Day... I honestly think it was created as a holiday in order to get rid of May 1st.


Actually was moved by Bourgeousie to stop memory of Haymarket martyrs as that was appart of May Day celebrations

from wikipedia :

"n the United States and Canada, however, the official holiday for workers is Labor Day in September. This day was promoted by the Central Labor Union and the Knights of Labor, who organized the first parade in New York City. After the Haymarket Square riot in May, 1886, US President Grover Cleveland feared that commemorating Labor Day on May 1 could become an opportunity to commemorate the riots. Thus he moved in 1887 to support the Labor Day that the Knights supported"

Remember the Haymarket Martyrs!!! :star:

[NewLeft]

May 1st is Law Day. :lol: It's also Loyalty day, to celebrate our freedoms!!

[Brosip Tito]

You were either sarcastic or drunk. I was merely referencing the flurry of thanks that are amassed among ultraleftists whenever someone disses Lenin.
Ultra-leftist here. I like Lenin.

[Caj]

Ultra-leftist here. I like Lenin.

As do I. I just don't like the idealist glorification of Lenin as some sort of god. He would have been disgusted by it.

[Brosip Tito]

As do I. I just don't like the idealist glorification of Lenin as some sort of god. He would have been disgusted by it.
Certainly. I'm just sick of the monopoly by ML's on his legacy, when they are the biggest betrayers of it.

I've always been a proponent of distancing Leninism from Stalinism/Marxism-Leninism.

Lenin would be disgusted by what was done in his name by Stalin, Mao, Hoxha and others.

[Rooster]

I feel sorry for Lenin. The guy went bald aged 21. I count every year I've got past that with a full head of hair, however grey, as a blessing.

[Luc]

I feel sorry for Lenin. The guy went bald aged 21. I count every year I've got past that with a full head of hair, however grey, as a blessing.

Yeah but Lenin rocks the bald head like a boss

[Geiseric]

Jeez well he had the beard to balance it out and look cool i guess. It was funny seeing him in a blonde wig and shaved disguise when he was smuggling in from Finland during October.

[La Comédie Noire]

I know a good way you could debunk Lenin. Find one of his major sneaky manipulative oppressive political works and subject it to close analysis. That way you would be able to demonstrate beyond doubt just what a fiend and a “traitor” Lenin was.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and stop lying you ignorant jerk.

That guy likes Lenin. He was being humorous.

[Dogs On Acid]

Certainly. I'm just sick of the monopoly by ML's on his legacy, when they are the biggest betrayers of it.

I've always been a proponent of distancing Leninism from Stalinism/Marxism-Leninism.

Lenin would be disgusted by what was done in his name by Stalin, Mao, Hoxha and others.

Imagine how he would feel if he joined RevLeft :p

[Luc]

I don't think he'd make it to a computer, he'd probably have a heart attack after waking up in a mausoleum

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I don't think he'd make it to a computer, he'd probably have a heart attack after waking up in a mausoleum

Lenin was just being publicly humble when he said he did not want to be put in mausoleum, but in reality, he secretly told Stalin to put him in a mausoleum and then kill Trotsky a few years later. :)

[Caj]

Lenin was just being publicly humble when he said he did not want to be put in mausoleum, but in reality, he secretly told Stalin to put him in a mausoleum and then kill Trotsky a few years later. :)

I can never tell if Stalinists are being serious when they say shit like this! :laugh:

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I can never tell if Stalinists are being serious when they say shit like this! :laugh:

I was obviously kidding.

[Caj]

I was obviously kidding.

I don't know. I've seen M-Ls say some pretty crazy shit. . . .

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Well, one thing that I know is that I do not have my head up my ass. I actually do read some of your guys' posts, instead of just yelling "Ultra-leftists with their head up their asses!!!!!!!!!!"

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I don't know. I've seen M-Ls say some pretty crazy shit. . . .

Yeah, I don't revise history. I hate all revisionism!!!!!:84!;$:fjjdjfndkckwnfjcksntvis;!&;8('giir
:laugh: