12 angry men

[sithsaber]

The concept is simple; 12 people from the realms of reality and fiction are forcibly brought together to serve jury duty. They hate each other but can't hurt each other or themselves and cannot leave the jury room. The jurors are:

Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman
Che Guevara
Francisco Franco
Stalin
Trotsky
Ann Rand
Noam Chomsky
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden
Malcolm X
Nathan Bedford Forrest

First Case:
Custody battle

BEGIN!

[Grenzer]

I thought his name was Nathan Beford Forrest.

[sithsaber]

I thought his name was Nathan Beford Forrest.

This isn't a spelling test, who care's how that racist bastard spelled his name

[Bostana]

Nathan Bedford Forrest killed Black people while they were in the custody of the Union. Madonna is an idiot.
Who would trust Adam West with custody? He runs around with a boy wearing tights.

[sithsaber]

Nathan Bedford Forrest killed Black people while they were in the custody of the Union. Madonna is an idiot.
Who would trust Adam West with custody? He runs around with a boy wearing tights.

God was bored

[ColonelCossack]

can we roleplay this

I'll be Che

[NewLeft]

can we roleplay this

I'll be Che
dibs on chomsky

[sithsaber]

can we roleplay this

I'll be Che

The point of this is role play.

I'll be Miller Batman

[¿Que?]

I will get out of Jury Duty, by any means necessary!

(guess who I am)

[sithsaber]

Okay so we've got:

Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin
Trotsky
Ann Rand
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden
Malcolm X- ¿Que?
Nathan Bedford Forest


We need somebody to be a reactionary. Remember this is pretend

[NewLeft]

this thread will get closed down lol

[sithsaber]

Fear not the mods and their ways but give yourself wholly unto entertainment and delight therein.

Its a game, i doubt you'll get banned over starting a fight between X and Forest.

[Agent Ducky]

I call Ayn Rand.
And if this doesn't devolve into a full-out Hunger Games/Battle Royale-style fight to the death, I will be disappoint.

[ColonelCossack]

Can someone elaborate on the details of the Custody Battle?

[sithsaber]

Can someone elaborate on the details of the Custody Battle?

Mr and Mrs Smith are getting a divorce due to irreconcilable issues and infidelity (you expand) and are battling over the custody of twins (one boy, one girl)

To fuck with Forest, the mother is white and the father Ethiopian.

(And if we can't use the founder of the kkk, change it to Glenn beck)

[sithsaber]

Okay so we've got:

Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin
Trotsky
Ann Rand- Agent Ducky
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden
Malcolm X- ¿Que?
Nathan Bedford Forest


We need somebody to be a reactionary. Remember this is pretend

[¿Que?]

Okay so we've got:

Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin
Trotsky
Ann Rand- Agent Ducky
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden
Malcolm X- ¿Que?
Nathan Bedford Forest


We need somebody to be a reactionary. Remember this is pretend
Ok, change me to bin laden. But this is just pretend, and I hope a massive purge doesn't result from this...

[sithsaber]

Ok, change me to bin laden. But this is just pretend, and I hope a massive purge doesn't result from this...


Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin
Trotsky
Ann Rand- Agent Ducky
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden- ¿Que?
Malcolm X-
Glenn Beck



All you're going to say is shit like death to america and Jihad. As long as you don't tell how to make a suicide vest you should be fine. And to avoid issues i have changed Forest to Glenn Beck

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

I will be Stalin.









I call for the execution of all persons involved. :thumbup1:
Does anyone object? (no you don't)

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Mr and Mrs Smith are getting a divorce due to irreconcilable issues and infidelity (you expand) and are battling over the custody of twins (one boy, one girl)

I do not think you really want me to do that.







(He's doing the cleaning lady's grandmother.)

[Drowzy_Shooter]

I was born in the south, so dibs on forest

[sithsaber]

Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin- Comrade Commistar
Trotsky
Ann Rand- Agent Ducky
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden- ¿Que?
Malcolm X-
Glenn Beck

[sithsaber]

I was born in the south, so dibs on forest


Adam West Batman
Frank Miller Batman- Sithsaber
Che Guevara- ColonelCossack
Francisco Franco
Stalin- Comrade Commistar
Trotsky
Ann Rand- Agent Ducky
Noam Chomsky- NewLeft
Madonna (the singer)
Osama bin laden- ¿Que?
Malcolm X-
Nathan Bedford Forrest- Drowzy_Shooter
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