The year is 1918

[ВАЛТЕР]

You are with Lenin. He trusts you and is willing to implement your ideas.

What would you do?

[NewLeft]

I'd crash the party, no more revolution.

Lenin goes down as hero.

[Nox]

I'd turn it in to a capitalist dictatorship. Oh wait...

[The Douche]

I'd tell him to get a fucking job.

[ВАЛТЕР]

I'd just give him a whole bunch of history books from today. And say "prevent this". Then disappear back into my time machine to live in a glorious socialist world. :D

[Princess Luna]

I would rename the Soviet Union to Equestria, I change my name to Princess Celestria. The workers and farmers will called "Earth Ponies", members of the military will be called "Pegasi" and members of the party will be called "Unicorns". Moscow will be renamed Canterlot and St. Petersburg will be renamed Ponyville. Lenin will be known as Princess Luna. In all history books the Czar will be called "Night Mare Moon" and Trotsky will receive the title "The Great and Powerful"and will be forced to wear a blue hat and cape with stars on it at all times when appearing in public, under penalty on being shot
This shall the national anthem
fwERapuM17k

[Prometeo liberado]

Maybe something along the lines of "stress is a killer" or "beware of lead poisoning".

[Red Commissar]

introduce burritos

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Stop fetishing over Germany.

jk, he was just trying to be a good Marxist.

[Rooster]

Shoot him. Steal his skin. Wear it as a suit. Pretend that I'm Lenin. Buy lemonade.

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Kill Trotsky.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Kill Trotsky.

Comrade Commistar thanks this post.

You took the words I wanted to say, but was too scared to, out of my keyboard.

[Ostrinski]

Kill Trotsky and Stalin.

Revleft would be a better place.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Kill Trotsky and Stalin.

Revleft would be a better place.

Comrade Commistar thanks this post for the reasons of LOLOLOLOLOL.

[NewLeft]

Kill everybody, communism on Earth.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Introduce the Bolsheviks to the bong

[Veovis]

I would rename the Soviet Union to Equestria, I change my name to Princess Celestria. The workers and farmers will called "Earth Ponies", members of the military will be called "Pegasi" and members of the party will be called "Unicorns". Moscow will be renamed Canterlot and St. Petersburg will be renamed Ponyville. Lenin will be known as Princess Luna. In all history books the Czar will be called "Night Mare Moon" and Trotsky will receive the title "The Great and Powerful"and will be forced to wear a blue hat and cape with stars on it at all times when appearing in public, under penalty on being shot
This shall the national anthem
fwERapuM17k

I would tell him to put the inventor of "My Little Pony" in the most horrible gulag.

[Ostrinski]

Hair implants

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

Hair implants

One of my friends had to do a movie project on Windows Movie Maker about Lenin, and the first thing she said to me was, "Why is this ugly, bald guy so important?"

[Orlov]

1.) Aid the revolution by successfully defeating the reactionaries in the Baltic states and bringing these states into the USSR
2.) Aid the revolutionaries in Poland and expand the USSR and socialism in this region
3.) Advise the CCP to be more wary of the Nationalists, but continue to support the bloc against imperialism
4.) Promote retaking Armenian territories under Turkish occupation (Later on)
5.) Seize control of the party and create workers councils under the control of the CPSU that allow the structured leading of the proletariat
6.) After Lenin's death ensure that Trotsky stays in the USSR and then execute him for crimes against the state

[Os Cangaceiros]

Inform him that one day he will go stark raving mad from syphilis.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Inform Lenin and Trotsky that playing swing/jazz music instead of marches would increase morale. Also, soldiers singing these tunes and marching in style might win more affection from people in occupied white territories and totally troll the reactionaries and conservatives in the whites government. create a new synthesis of marxism with the still developing ideas of this guy named mao, who probably hasnt even touched a western text yet and then say "lenin, your new nomme de guerre is Bob Avakian"

[NoPasaran1936]

Murder Stalin, sleep with Trotsky, encourage him to go to Germany and start a revolution. He goes, USSR parties.

[seventeethdecember2016]

You are with Lenin. He trusts you and is willing to implement your ideas.

What would you do?
Lenin: What do you think we should do?
Me: Umm... You know it takes years to compile a capable ideology for this task. Shouldn't we put more attention into the Civil War?
Lenin: You're absolutely right! Any ideas how to salvage a victory?
Me: Yes, we should create a Red Army which will eventually conquer the world under a world revolution. Then we should Industrialize and build Communes, if our resources allow it.
Lenin:*pulls off mask and reveals his true identity*
Me: Trotsky???
Trotsky: Yes it was I! Now to deal with you! Back into the time war! Back into hell!
Me: Nooooooo....
*wakes up while mumbling no*
Me: What happened? Was it a dream? Were my ideas implanted or did Trotsky steal them?
*quickly turns on computer and goes on a Revleft page about Trotskyism*
Me: *mumbles what he reads with his hand over mouth in a clenched fist position*
What the f**k!!!! Those were my ideas!!!

[Red Rabbit]

Tell Stalin to shave his mustache.

[Drowzy_Shooter]

I'd tell Lenin to make sure Trotsky doesn't betray makhno

[gorillafuck]

well I mean I don't know exactly but I know it would be great advice that would lead to true socialism

[Welshy]

tell him to give the control of the Soviet Union to Ayn Rand who is only 13 right now and I give her copies of her future work and tell her to implement reforms according to those books. Then I would sit back eat a bag of popcorn and watch as the lulz begin to roll.

[Vyacheslav Brolotov]

tell him to give the control of the Soviet Union to Ayn Rand who is only 13 right now and I give her copies of her future work and tell her to implement reforms according to those books. Then I would sit back eat a bag of popcorn and watch as the lulz begin to roll.

LOL, and tell him to tell her to make a new language: shitkickerandTeaPartiertalk.

[ColonelCossack]

Say "Da Fok?" because I'd just confused the thermodynamic arrow of time by traveling backwards. YOU FAILED ME, SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS!!!

[ВАЛТЕР]

say "da fok?" because i'd just confused the thermodynamic arrow of time by traveling backwards. You failed me, second law of thermodynamics!!!

the laws of thermodynamics are bourgeoisie lies!!!

[ColonelCossack]

the laws of thermodynamics are bourgeoisie lies!!!
:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

[seventeethdecember2016]

Oh darn! I forgot I don't speak Russian. I guess I can't say much to Lenin. :(

[Crux]

You are with Lenin. He trusts you and is willing to implement your ideas.

What would you do?
Be killed by Stalin's GPU agents a few years down the line.

[NoOneIsIllegal]

He trusts you
Do pranks on him everyday.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Do pranks on him everyday.
Saran wrap his toilet then slip him ex-lax?

[lombas]

Advise him to buy Coca-Cola shares in order to fund an early invasion of Finland.

[Luís Henrique]

Disappear with Pavel Ivanovich Nicolaev, and leave no traces of him.

Luís Henrique

[TheRedAnarchist23]

Assassinate Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin in propaganda of the deed, then travell to Dmitrov and go visit Kropotkin, then travell with Alexander Berkman, until eventually join the Anarchist Black Army of Ucraine.

That way the Ucraine would have stayed anarchist for much longer.

[Railyon]

Tell him to assassinate Adolf Hitler

[TheRedAnarchist23]

@Railyon

"Tell him to assassinate Adolf Hitler "

Good idea, how did I not remember that?!

I will assassinate him as well!

[sanpal]

I'd just give him a whole bunch of history books from today. And say "prevent this". Then disappear back into my time machine to live in a glorious socialist world. :D

Hey, Recently I have met a strange man in unusual clothes with a whole bunch of history books from the future. He was sad and was looking for a certain "VALTER" ..... Not for you?

[sanpal]

the laws of thermodynamics are bourgeoisie lies!!!


+++

"Long Live The Anti-Entropy!!!"

[Agent Ducky]

+++

"Long Live The Anti-Entropy!!!"


But Entropy is perfectly communist!
The energy spreads out! It redistributes itself on its own!

[sanpal]

Well!!!

In the blue corner there is ВАЛТЕР: "... the laws of thermodynamics are bourgeoisie lies!!!" (thesis)

and in the red corner there is Agent Ducky: "But Entropy (the law of thermodynamics)is perfectly communist!" (anti-thesis).


Boxing!

(Let's enjoy this show and see how two blind boxer will knock to each other) ;)

[ВАЛТЕР]

Well!!!

In the blue corner there is ВАЛТЕР: "... the laws of thermodynamics are bourgeoisie lies!!!" (thesis)

and in the red corner there is Agent Ducky: "But Entropy (the law of thermodynamics)is perfectly communist!" (anti-thesis).


Boxing!

(Let's enjoy this show and see how two blind boxer will knock to each other) ;)


Haha funny thing about this statement is that I actually box competitively. lol

[sanpal]

Haha funny thing about this statement is that I actually box competitively. lol

I think it's very dangerous to have a theoretical discussion with you on the length of one arm. :)

[Rafiq]

Assassinate Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin in propaganda of the deed, then travell to Dmitrov and go visit Kropotkin, then travell with Alexander Berkman, until eventually join the Anarchist Black Army of Ucraine.

That way the Ucraine would have stayed anarchist for much longer.

Ukraine was more "authoritarian" than Bolshevik Russia. Also fuck kropotkin

[Rafiq]

Anyway there really isn't anything you could do. No "Idea" could have saved Russia. Unless you assure Germany gets its revolution, though that's hardly a possibility for one individual to assure, from the future or not.