Mega Millions

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Did anyone buy a ticket?

Yeah, snowball's chance in hell of winning, but $3 to take three of said snowball's chances. :lol:

It's at $462,000,000 cash-option right now, $640,000,000 annuity (fuck that), the highest in lotto history.

[NewLeft]

i have my ticket, i'll share 1 million and then live the good life.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

i have my ticket, i promise to share 1 million
Hell yes!

Me and a few friends play sometimes, we always agree to share a mil with the others.

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Wait aren't you in Canada?

[NewLeft]

Hell yes!

Me and a few friends play sometimes, we always agree to share a mil with the others.
ill get the check book ready, cause obv im gonna win. 1000000 to canislupus

[sithsaber]

Instead of hording the cash why don't you set up a commune like a true comrade? (petty bourgeois bastard:laugh:)

Seriously though there is a 85% chance if anyone here won the lotto they'd vote for Romney the next day. Pray to God i don't become financially omnipotent.

[NewLeft]

Instead of hording the cash why don't you set up a commune like a true comrade? (petty bourgeois bastard:laugh:)

Seriously though there is a 85% chance if anyone here won the lotto they'd vote for Romney the next day. Pray to God i don't become financially omnipotent.
lol nah, fuck romney.. he's a tax and spend liberal. ron paul 2012


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Wait aren't you in Canada?
http://www.brightcecilia.com/forum/images/smilies/whistling_and_rolling_eyes.gif

[PC LOAD LETTER]

My buddy just told his boss (also a friend) ... "if I don't show up to this shit hole tomorrow, I won"

[Lobotomy]

Seriously though there is a 85% chance if anyone here won the lotto they'd vote for Romney the next day.

1. Win mega millions
2. burn marx
3. buy rand

[Ostrinski]

The lottery is a tax on the dumb

[#FF0000]

any chance is better than no chance but w/e i still didn't buy one

[Prometeo liberado]

I heard that the odds of winning are the same as standing in the center of the U.S. and being mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day. What's strange is that I heard that most bears don't even care for the lotto. Amazing.

[Agent Ducky]

... May the odds be ever in your favor....

[Prometeo liberado]

... May the odds be ever in your favor....

Now I gotta be on the look out for bears. Thanks.:(

[PC LOAD LETTER]

The lottery is a tax on the dumb
A buck for a chance to win millions of dollars, I'll take it even if the chances of winning are so infinitesimally small it seems pointless.

Although it's not often.

More often I'll play scratch-off tickets. Those can be manipulated a bit. They have to pay out approx. 98% of what they take in. If you buy a bunch of $500 max tickets, usually a buck each, You'll at least earn your money back, and have a significant chance of making a profit. The chances decrease with the size of the jackpot. My uncle used to buy a roll (100) of the cheap ones with low jackpots ($1 ea.) and come out with $3-400 most of the time. I don't think he ever won the jackpot, but the way they're played you don't have to.

I heard that the odds of winning are the same as standing in the center of the U.S. and being mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day. What's strange is that I heard that most bears don't even care for the lotto. Amazing.
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any chance is better than no chance but w/e i still didn't buy one
This ^^^

And no, I didn't win. :crying:

[Comrade Samuel]

... May the odds be ever in your favor....

If only there was a way to thank this post....

After a dr.pepper, a hair cut and takin' mama out to a really nice dinner I promise ALL the money to the revolution!

[NewLeft]

I DIDNT WIN :crying:

[Rusty Shackleford]

3 departments at my work ran pools of $10 a person per department (organized by the workers, not management) one department was able to get something close to 600 worth in numbers. i put in 10 for mine and on friday at lunch i got 10 more since, why not. never bought a lotto ticket before anyways.


but, i think it effected everyone. everyone was talking about not coming in on sunday and everyone was joking about how yesterday was their last day of work, and everyone was actually moving slower.


if a department actually won though, god how the next few months would suck.

[Pretty Flaco]

that buck that bought a bottle coulda struck the lotto ;)

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I DIDNT WIN :crying:
Canadiens haven't even won the Stanley Cup in 19 years so I don't really expect them to be able to win the lotto

[NewLeft]

Canadiens haven't even won the Stanley Cup in 19 years so I don't really expect them to be able to win the lotto
:sneaky: In my lifetime, please.